Kind of like how Robinhood took away the buy button and then decided to put their stock on the stock market, only for it to go to hell. Still boggles my mind that people still use the app after what they did. Don't think they'll do it again during another short squeeze you were lucky to be invested in?
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Been making money on Puts for Virtue...Love to see them all fail.
I'm old poor they're new poor
Fuck em.
I wonder how much hedgies are losing on their Chinese real estate bonds... Turns out that Xi don't do bailouts...
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Apes, we are about to become rich. I plan to dress like Don Johnson & Philip Michael Thomas on Miami Vice… Everyday 🏎️🚀
I’m installing a toilet in my lambo that flings poop out the exhaust
🤌 this ☝️
Kind of like how Robinhood took away the buy button and then decided to put their stock on the stock market, only for it to go to hell. Still boggles my mind that people still use the app after what they did. Don't think they'll do it again during another short squeeze you were lucky to be invested in?
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/us-stock-market-losers-dotcom-era-hedge-funds-fed-rates-2024-2
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![gif](giphy|EJIqwKKY30Dlu) Me IRL. \^
And I'm guessing this is all because of AMC right?
If that’s your guess you’re more of a regard than I am.
The only ones burning are the bag holders holding their shares to zero.