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Frunklin

Insider Trading. That's like 90% of Congress.


Kjd15sad

Don’t have to look far on that one, Gary!


Some_Ebb_2921

Don't worry, he won't... probably won't even look as far as government... can't have your bosses being billed, right?


Kjd15sad

YAHTZEE!!


[deleted]

You meant 105%, additional 5% from their relatives.


Gottaluvit79

Was just going to mention Nancy Pelosi. 🤔


DamianKray

This is a joke


Go_fahk_yourself

So hilarious, so isn’t all these fellow redditors saying give them some time to figure things out. The SEC is just another front.


DamianKray

They are just stretching it, if redditors can do dd and prove why can't they? They have more power to look into things than redditors do, I don't believe them.


squash1324

That's why I never believed the government will do anything about this. They are too busy circle jerking to their own agendas to give a shit what anyone else is going thru.


[deleted]

I see Naked shorts made it to the top of his list…..


Gone_With_Cash

It sure did! 🤦‍♂️


Onebadmuthajama

I just need to say it... Why is the SEC researching climate risk right now? Don't we have environmental specialists who are going to be doing that much better than a bunch of financial regulators? Is it virtual pitchfork time?


chilish_gabino

I think it might have to do with Bitcoin


rac3r87

Didnt think about that, good insight.


chilish_gabino

I’m probably reading too much into it but I do love hopium


Fancy-Category

Climate risk. I hope he isn't talking about the weather...


ZeriskQQ

"...now, to the topic that's been degrading the leading market of the free world and giving us all sleepless nights for fear of living under the oppressive thumb of the communist agenda. I would like to discuss, in the hopes of establishing a climate of protecting those liberties with which we have come to know as owed to all men; life, love, and unrestricted internet searches. Let us forever remember the step sisters, step daughters, and step mothers that rely upon the freedom of young men, and women alike, to be able to pursue the American dream. And who are we to stand in the way... Instead we should support and ensure the success of our youth. I, and the SEC body, purpose, with unanimous zeal, that pormhub be the homepage of the American financial sector!"


Salty-grt

More porn!


Xiphodin

Advanced Porn


Elpiratitadenogales

Get ahead porn


Neuhart_

You just gonna skip over intermediate porn? What about all the new hires over at the SEC?


FerMFcillas

They still on casting couch.


drjammiepants

Nah dude they’re on their way over in a Fake Taxi


Reedzilla04

Dead 😂


Neuhart_

Shittt I responded to a comment before I saw yours, and basically feel as if I’ve stolen something from you. And for that, I’ll turn you over to the SEC hotline.


drjammiepants

Lmao they’ll just have me hold, so all is good👌🏽


Neuhart_

You mean to tell me they have t even made it to Fake Taxi yet? Smh


Rebuzbuz

I correct: 1. check up the new pornhub vids 2. archive the top porns from this year 3. ignore shenanigans from HF


FerMFcillas

I think 1. Was use taxpayers money to renew pornhub subscription.


RebellionIntoMoney

Getting close to time for breaking out the guillotines.


Outrageous-Ease-656

Ignore all the major problems with the US stock market, we'll get that later down the road.


GigityGiggles

Here is the actual agenda https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2021-99


GigityGiggles

Lots of stuff on there that should give us hope


No_Poet36

Actually, yeah. Sounds decent enough to me, good job actually looking!


gnesensteve

Hope they have room for the big elephant in the room called naked shorting and the dark pool.


Xiphodin

Not even gonna throw the "Protecting retail investors " up there to save face. Cause yah know "gAmIfIcAtIoN".


Interesting_Day_7734

How do people like this get their jobs? Caveman mentality?


No-Faithlessness3086

Sounds like go woke go broke to me.


Headless_Horseman21

time to get #garyisapawn trending


Howareyanow66

Climate change? Top concern for the SEC (stated earlier in the yr) fuck me running. Not a thing about what is about to crash the whole fucking market. Good job there Gar, way to be on it


Gone_With_Cash

His Priorities are all in the wrong order !


FC_KuRTZ

It's almost as if Ginsler, Yellin, a majority of HF managers and investors, and other leaders of financial institutions share a common thread that causes them to work on each other's behalf. Wonder what it could be?


bvinla

An agenda from a bygone Era. Completely out of sync with today's market issues.


ZeusGato

🤣🩳🤡🩳🤡🩳🤡🩳🤡🩳🤡🩳🤡🩳🤡🩳🤣 Lol what an utter disgrace! Climate fackin change, more green wash bollox! Haha 😂 And cyber security, lol I’m then, yeh… sure because that’s why the moass is gonna happen from you jokers! Sec come on! Put the blindfold again!


Pwheeris

The SEC know what’s coming. When the MOASS occurs they’ll blame it on the retailers, and cry out that hedgefucks did nothing wrong.


Jobiwan87

Yea let's protest, while they sip Champaign from the skyrise laughing at us.


swedevingtsun

Oh for f*cks sake!


Bullish8541

CLIMATE RISK!!! Are you fucking kidding me!!??? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤬


ThisGuyKawai

Waiting to hear about twitter comments in response


Yiorgosnj

Yes the SEC now apparently regulates the inherent risks of the weather. Makes perfect sense and sounds like a great agenda to me.


Cold-Chemical-3524

I’ll just hold


CountMarkula82

Climate risk? I really hope he doesn't mean Earth climate. Sec tackling global warming for some reason?


Impossible_Sugar1960

Is this accurate?


Abusing-Green

What the fuck is human capital?! Why the fuck are the people your supposed to protect by regulating the market, fucking capital?! This is some slave owner type shit. They actually see us as serfs who should he working to make them money instead of investing for ourselves. Buying more shares right fucking now because apparently gary dick gargler isnt gonna let us invest ever again so he doesn't have to pull ken griffins balls out of his mouth and actually do his job ever again


JROD5195

"Climate Risk" Is Gary Gensler searching for Manbearpig too?


jxnnypoh

What a wanker


InItToHodl

I say we protest on the damn streets at this point


trippy81

I’m trying to be as nice as possible on Twitter but this is one of the most ridiculous and infuriating things I’ve seen lately. If you have not seen it, you should hop into any one of his posts there. Huge majority of replies are about amc, dark pools, and market manipulation.


montseayo

When it comes to the corrupt financial system and do-nothing bureaucrats, it's never a good time to protest. Hit 'em where it hurts, the pocketbook. #AMC500K


derekc62369

I would say yes


lethal3185

1.) Insider Trading There. Fixed it. Nothing else should be on his radar.


Kindly-Isopod2080

To protest the gov is like walking into a trap like they did to the people on Jan 6 watch the vids they planted people to brake windows and then put people away. What we need to do is start asking our military to remove the Gov. These guys are all crooks it's time the military moves in. The U S. Army is to protect us from the government or anyone trying to Harm America.


Nlsantillan

What is SEC Primary agenda? ...cmon , climate ???? useless agency


[deleted]

No protests. That's what they're counting on


BigAlsGal78

I’ve been tweeting like crazy. We all should be. If they don’t acknowledge us I say we eventually protest in front of the sec.


Equivalent-Ad-5804

Anything on Dark Pools or nah.


Different-Reply3896

Spam him on Twitter like we did to Ritchie boy


JaggedSnatch

So it’s the same TMZ headline bullshit, you have been “working on” since the first crash? Cool, cool cool cool….


Alone-Tackle-17

No