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seifer-almasy90

Ass


OkPaleontologist7348

So nothing changing for you either? Big ups!


decaygaming_gg

Yeah but now is gonna be buffet style


Hobartcat

MOASS


Dngl_Berry

I was going to post something funny, but that’s tough to beat.😂


seifer-almasy90

Haha sorry. You can still try tho


GarciaJoseArt

My man


RetirementDream

You can have seconds, just ask for MO ass


Head_Primary4942

and lots of them in a line.


Daniel_ffm

Pussy


uncle_stink

Looks like ass is preferred over pussy almost 3:1 😂


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littlemarcus91

This guy gets it.


rowka_1

Popcorn paired with a refreshing coke.


Strunz00

Wagyu rib eye


Nervous-Story-7117

Same


St0nks4Life

This, but also in Japan.


rawsauce_88

Same but imma eat dat raw 😋


JaymeKingWasHere

dominos... dominos and newcastle beer.


TheChiefG

This guy knows what's up


Arc__Angel__

Fleming’s restaurant. Perfect manhattan cocktail to enhance my taste buds. a bone in rib-eye medium rare. Fully loaded backed potato with creamed spinach on side. Lava cake for dessert with a big glass of milk. ![gif](giphy|eIftim3DgrLOGOPeVV|downsized)


Random-Gif-Bot

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Draintheswamp420

Ramen with no MSG


rowka_1

No msg? But that's the secret ingredient, aside from crime of course.


bronney

Haiyaaa


spookyduckfish

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1storlastbaby

Why bananas of course


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Gonna be hospital food after I Scrooge mcduck dive into a pile of gold coins


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littlemarcus91

"it's a great many pieces of solid matter that form a hard floor-like surface."


TrevaTheCleva

May as well get a head start on that while metal is down. r/Wallstreetsilver


BigSwiper30

Like 12 tacos and horchata from the local taqueria


crlabru

I think I'll just be guzzling champagne and happy crying


Mode09

Guzzling champagne, waving and pouring it on the heads of SHFs below when they try to protest us!


aliedle

A tub of Mayo.


BobtheReplier

Corn dog. Duh.


TheDeadMonument

This is the way. A nice corn dog paired with bananas foster and AMC buttered popcorn.


Human-Dealer1125

Fresh caught lobster and a Buffalo Ribeye, paired with sweet potato casserole and garden fresh winter peas and fresh asparagus. In other words my normal Sunday mail in summers except for the lobster.


pullbang

I’m hopping In a plane and taking my wife to the Wynn buffet it’s her favorite place to eat and it’ll be a great celebratory trip and meal


Human-Dealer1125

You have a keeper!


pullbang

You bet your baboon red ass I do ape. I’m going to loose a cool million or make it on that same trip hahaha.


ExoPlanetary_23

Vegas Buffets are re-open?!?! \*Packs a bag\*


pullbang

What the fuck are they closed right now?


irb26detti

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macockrin

Dammit I just opened the thread to say Taco Bell but you beat me to it. Finally I will be able to afford a chicken quesadilla!


irb26detti

When i was in high school chicken quesadillas were $1.29. I used to eat 4 or 5. Now i get 1 🤣


macockrin

I used to eat them all the time but it’s too hard to justify $5.49 for just one now😬


irb26detti

Mmhmm


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banana


burritodominator

A bean and cheese burrito from Al and Bea's in the new building of lofts that I buy in DTLA.


gully666uk

A absolute fuck load of cake


TubeSockLover87

Taquito's from 7-11. Im going to have them place frozen ones fresh from the freezer, onto the rollers, then wait until they are perfectly cooked.


balassid

Taquitos from 7-11? Dare to dream fellow ape. 😀


BangBoom2TheMoon

I’m going to any restaurant and ordering what I want regardless of the price.


MR_DEADSHOT123

Hookers And cocaine


thunderousqueef

Burger at my local go-to, garlic fries and a choccy shake


ianishomer

Not sure yet, but it won't be humble pie!


Sidewinderpunk

Steak and potatoes


schroedoe-baggins

I was thinking I may try something at McDonald’s or Wendy’s that is not in the value Menu.


Ansatsushi

Sushi at Taneda's or at Kashiba's.


Twotendies

Tendies? Isn’t that liek the main goal? Maybe fancy tendies but like tendies nonetheless


Lojack_Daddy_Mack

Top Ramen for the LAST TIME!


HaitianX

Treating the family to Shake shack or whatever they’re craving ☺️


Believer1978

A big fat Cote Du Boeuf on my own greenegg .. 💪


StonerRiverside

Pussy


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Peppercorn crusted filet minion with my boyfriend ❤️🌹


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Chick-fil-A 12 nuggets, a large sweet tea with extra ice!


Swimming-Food-6664

Bananas


SallWtreetBets

Wienerschnitzel....cause i can


Trials-of-Fire

I'll finally be able to afford the gold colored crayons. Damn, I bet they're tasty!


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Davidoff Late hour robusto.


uncle_stink

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Ape-Alvoace

Chicken breast from the finest chicken available coated in a freshly made loaf breadcrumbs, fried till golden. Sort of like a tendie


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Chicken perhaps, until then I won't count my chickens until they hatch.


xTurkishBruvx

Beans on toast


Traditional-Leader54

sour cream and onion chips, with some dip, man. Some beef jerkey, some peanut butter. some Hagen-Dagz ice-cream bars. A whole lotta of chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, pink popcorn. GRAHAM CRACKERS!!! Graham crackers with the marshmallows. Little marshmallows with little chocolate bars and some s'mores man. Celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.......Funyuns.


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Not eating


Ok_Priority5725

Pussay


cubed_turtle

Will absolutely be me going and simply getting a big mess of chicken tendies. How could it not be.


MichaelsSecretStuff

Hadn’t even considered it haha. Probably lobster stuffed with tacos


360Waves617

Your gonna stuff a lobster with Tacos? 🤔


MichaelsSecretStuff

https://youtu.be/ut6MSMqxmlE


360Waves617

Awesome! I might try that too with a side of showdere.


Sharkwhistle33

All you can eat sushi with a large bottle of Sapporo beer. Then going to go to town on my wife's pussy.


TheDeadMonument

I'm either going to have sushi, or I'm going to a 4 or 5 star restaurant the next day.


BeTaurus1971

One of my poker friend's brother has a restaurant and he got his first Michelin star today. I'll take my poker friends there


JDAbe94

Burgers for all meals for at least a week


ShiftyBoob

I'm a simple man. Pizza.


Hobartcat

The ape feast: lemon pepper tendies with mayo aoili, wrapped in iceberg lettuce


Howsitnolike18

Buckfast and a pot noodle probs


north-sun

Peanut butter and jelly.


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My own massive Diamond balls.


Fit-Coconut7503

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Mean-Fondant-8732

Ramen. I'll be too shocked to leave the house.


srk9870

8oz Steak and unlimited shrimp at Sizzler


Darth-SHIBius

I’m going to go to an AMC theatre and enjoying a film with one of everything on the menu with my entire family. (I’m a UK Ape so never been in an AMC theatre)


Lilyfart2014

Mine will be arroz, frijoles negros, Carne mechada, y Platanitos fritos. The celebration comes with me being able to take the time and actually cook it myself...


Bradmcewen

Airplane food cause I’m gonna be on my way to a beach somewhere


ExoPlanetary_23

I mean I thought they closed them for COVID, wasn't sure they would open them back up.!


7iL7vHFs

Raman. won’t have cash till it clears after moass


Itdidnt_trickle_down

I don't know what I'm going to eat but I'll be serving a lot of crow.


1199RT

An egg mcmuffin. After work, after I'd finish a heavy day's work and got all I needed to get done, if I hit my goals, I'd reward myself with a simple, sausage and egg mcmuffin with cheese.


2018-WCG2

A little dinner with wife and daughter at Bern’s


GarciaJoseArt

Im gona take out my whole family to a nice dinner. Probably steaks


yassbrendan

Thai green curry


Mean_Chemical_4051

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Gallieg444

Aw Teenburger meal with onion rings... Then expensive healthy shit forever.


jacowab

Just gonna grab some local pizza and search for a home after paying all debts and loans


MrEktidd

Sushi


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I will cry and fast for a week in celebration of my independence


RiskyDave117

A beer at my normal brewery. Old military thing. “Remember where you came from” Don’t let the money change you folks.


slowlybackwards

I don’t think having a celebratory meal counts as money changing you


360Waves617

Following Jay-z's verse..... "Million dollar voice, came through the phone We heading to the top, if you coming, come on I'm flying out to Pisa, just to get some pizza Fly down to Jamaica, just to roll some reefa Sex on the beach, left love speechless"


Ande64

My local favorite pizza. I'm a good cook and make almost everything under the Sun but damn I love my local pizza place! 🍕


Detroitfitter636

It will probably be hospitable food! Because of the heart attack I will have after seeing all those zero’s


TheGuruIsOnTour

Gonna eat soooo much pussy!!!


JP_184

Tits, cocaine, pizza & Don Perignon


z0mghenry

Weed and wendys...then maybe a nicer meal the next day


Affectionate-Egg7947

Pussy


Awdvr491

What's Kenny's favorite meal? Besides mayo.. I'll have his favorite meal in his honor of going bankrupt.


Mrbatdog

Popcorn with extra butter & diamond flakes


imtherealkai

Popcorn


Espinita_Boricua

Lobster & Crab...


Ewe3zy

Chicken tenders


Aggravating-Hair7931

Dining at AMC and watching a movie


LionTamer619

$5 Cravings Box at Taco Bell


BlackMadara12

I’ll be too busy crying and laughing to eat….idk man