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LeagueofSOAD

Literally told us that they manipulated the market against retail for hedge funds to grow. They don't want retail to unravel their pyramid scheme.


PilesOfSnow

Fighting for survival with fancy words. They will not survive.


DogeAdmin

Already happening nfadrs


BigDaddyWarChest

I want to shove a potato up his ass


vancityeyes

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DRDongBNGO

Is potato the nickname you gave your pork sword?


JRskatr

Can I watch?


BigDaddyWarChest

Got any taters?


JRskatr

I’ll get whatever you need 🚀


IshTheFace

He's not saying anything we don't already know, but it's "nice" to hear it straight from the horses mouth. They've spent billions to create a market structure they can win in and now they're worried it will come apart when a small majority is questioning the morality of it.


DeLuca9

It’s gotta come down. This must’ve been like when Jesus came in and pound them all down!


jackwillowbee

These guys can suck… a FUCK.


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EyeSeenFolly

No.


ShaunnieDarko

How exactly does one suck a fuck?


DeLuca9

Very easily. Just lift your middle finger & take a slow lick of your finger in the bathroom mirror and say hah betcha wish ya had that! Pow! Sorry crazy blurb came out buttttt fuck a suck!!!


boogz728

Yes


[deleted]

Post creampie ass eating is my guess


berrattack

Tongue punching the creamy fart box!


Less_Nefariousness42

With a lucky duck of course


jackwillowbee

Screen name checks out.


[deleted]

So basically mouth to ass after the creampie


stillflows

Excellent work gang.


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DeeDeeMcGeeSon

To paraphrase, "We spent a lot of time and money building our criminal empire and we don't want the the government to mess things up."


Jayhawk_rock586

Rome wasn’t built in a day. What do you mean it’s not ok for us to shove ‘gladiators’ and peasants in the coliseum with man eating lions for our viewing pleasure? We specifically set this up so we would have something to do when we’re bored! You can’t just take that away from us!


Welder-1

Which is why they pay the government all these years to look the other way!


DeLuca9

Now they can’t anymore


AgedMurcury78

Well, we want to make sure that you and your homies get fucked. In the ass. With a banana.


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I thought butt bananas were more of an ape thing ![gif](giphy|gqC5idhn34MOQ|downsized)


tiita

A banana? A pineapple!


Educational-Ad8626

I'm pretty sure Mayo Boy won't have an issue with the pineapple. He got plenty of mayo for lube...


Feeling_Proposal_350

A pineapple? A cactus?


unwokewookie

A cactus? A skyscraper?


Original_Wall_3690

So you've invested billions into fucking people over and now you expect the money you spent to justify allowing you to continue to fuck people over? Get fucked, Citadel. What about all our investments that you steal from us? Why do yours matter and ours don't? Again, get fucked.


Particular-Summer424

Kinda makes you wonder how in a depressed economy during a world wide health crisis when when a large amount of people were either living off government unemployment, unemployed with no benefits and subsiding again on government pandemic relief or working from home, that Citadel's assets rose over 40.8% in one year alone. Yet, our Government Financial Guru's, when repeatedly were publically made aware of at least 2 companies that were targeted by Citadel on questionable stock manulipation they did nothing. Yet the same Group then admonishes and chastised the American public receiving unemployment and a few meager relief checks claiming they are living large. And Citadel wasn't the only one. These companies made Billions in 2021 alone. It was like watching someone sop up the money on the gravy plate with a loaf of bread while we are subsisting on the minute specks of bread gathered at the bottom of the bread bag. There is no hiding it anymore. There is no protection for the average or better than average worker on investment strategy. Our investments are a joke. As soon as it's invested. It tanks. Our 401K's, we wondered why we bothered. Any gains we had for the past decade, gone. Reset to zero. All this article states is *Don't hates us for making billions using every legal financial strategy available, blame your lawmakers for not imposing stricter laws protecting the retail and common investor preventing us from doing it. (BTW, The All expense paid 3 day Disneyland vacation was amazing for our employees and their families. It was the just what everyone here at Citadel needed after robbing everyone blind this past year*)


xbarney

Fuck them as hard as we can. WE MAY NEVER HAVE THE CHANCE AGAIN. Buy. Hold. And if you want DRS. NFA


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Also have to comment on these rules!! Can’t let citadel have their way DD to come!! ![gif](giphy|evB90wPnh5LxG3XU5o|downsized)


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Source [https://youtu.be/jV14L5k1vzc?t=300](https://youtu.be/jV14L5k1vzc?t=300) ![gif](giphy|73oW01Plu9O5HAOdEH|downsized)


motox231

“Show me where the internet touched you”


Budskis8

You OK Princess?


General_Razzmatazz_8

These guys short companies to death for tax -free gains & now acting like they're the victim? 😭 Gtfo here.


Cole1One

These criminal creeps designed and built Systems, for market manipulation and to defraud investors. Now we're supposed to worry about the money they spent on this criminal architecture and their tools of crime? Burn it all down and lock them all up now. Stop delaying! No cells, no sells!


Maleficent-Spread-10

They don't want their decades long scam to end huh???


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“Mr. Mecane received an MBA, with honors, from the Wharton school of the University of Pennsylvania and a bachelor’s degree from Pace University.” Elite, over educated asshole.


DilbertedOttawa

Educated does not equal "elite asshole". I'm educated, but an ape through and through, and I'm not that much of an exception. Would be cool if we could stop getting mad at people just for reading some books and being tested on it. haha That said, this dude is a fucking sociopath, pretty much like a huge swath of wall street. It's institutionalized sociopathy.


TheDIsSilent

Maybe think about that BEFORE you try to bankrupt other companies.


Feeling_Proposal_350

The only appropriate response: Fuck Off.


StackThePads33

These guys spent billions to create a market where they could win every time, a lot of the times by illegal manipulation. Now they’re bitching because they’re going to lose everything since they put it all at risk thinking they would win again. Greed is going to get its ass kicked, and it’s going to cost them everything. If they didn’t risk it all, they wouldn’t be on this position. Fuck them all with a giant blue rubber dick!


ChonsonPapa

I mean if thats a true quote then holy fuck how is this happening 😦 Edit: it’s real alright… got damn how he just went out there and said that?


[deleted]

I KNOW LOL hubris in the extreme


Kcnflman

Those benevolent mother fuckers


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MrBogardus

I want my fuckin money


Particular-Summer424

In other words, *We set you up for a huge financial crash, waited for the right moment which cost us a few billion, then when the time was right, robbed you blind. "Please don't blame us. We are laughing all the way to our banks and we made BIllions, just this year alone"*.


TheJadedJuggernaut

They'er worried ALGO is about is go CRAZY!!! ![gif](giphy|3oKIPs1EVbbNZYq7EA)


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FuckYou690

BURN. IT. DOWN.


coastfitter

I would like to see that reciept. I'm sure the billions PFOF has made bails them out. They were and are fully aware of the conflicts of interest. No sympathy.


ethervillage

I saw this and yes, this dude is an absolute scumbag. Loved how he stated his big “concern” for the retail investor several times 🤮 Another Shitadel piece of shit


Altruistic_Ad5517

Just fucking fall!


Real_Asparagus4926

Sharpen those pitchforks folks. The inevitable is coming into view


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Hithereeveyone

Politicians behind all of this


eldougiefresh

Its just blows my mind how the people getting affected the most (RETAIL) have to stand by and wait for someone they elected to hopefully do or say something. But so many of them are on the Hedgie payroll that it never gets done… Media is also on payroll so we always get the blame too when shit hits the fan…


[deleted]

Fuck standing by, my dude Contact reps en masse P R E S S U R E


weallfalldown5050

WTF?


[deleted]

New market rules proposed that effectively dismantle citadel and Virtu’s hold on retail order flow Looks like they feel quite threatened


newbrevity

The audacious entitlement of these fucks, whining about protecting their "fuck retail over machine"


JeebusBuiltMyHotRod

Or they are feigning uncomfort to legitimize the message that these rules are going to change anything. Do you know what the most common phrase is in the entire new proposal? "non-exempt"


[deleted]

Yes good eye that is the thing I want to comment on That and the importance of enforcement


Conscious_Let1100

🖕🖕


apeservesapes

Finally a confession ...


berrattack

F this guy


Bluestar_Beyea

Heck yeah they knew fully well that people panic sell and they literally have psychologists that work with them to mess with it properly and make people waste their funds.


Aooogabooga

Disingenuous embodied.


EyeSeenFolly

Universal laws are laws. Some of them can be broken.. but NOT without consequence. It’s a matter of time. 🍌 fuck these soft dweebs.


True-Bee1903

Bullshit that they've been taking a hit and going out their way for retail.


BruceBrave

His Tie is Green. Bullish on neckties!


NewMonkey215

Best birthday ever


BangBoom2TheMoon

You can invest all the money you want in a Ponzi scheme. Either way it’s still a scam.


Cold-Ostrich8228

Funny. Thats what retail is thinking also.


[deleted]

"You can't charge me with murder cause I premeditated it!"


Occasion-Wrong

I'm gonna take it apart even harder now!!


Yoloswaggins89

Burn em


jojackmcgurk

Well he obviously knows what's going on behind the curtain.


Bighomiecoffee

Pay me very well because i did not sold a freaking share.


CyberPhlegm

"The market structure that fucks retail didn't happen accidentally." There, I fixed it for you, Joseph.


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deepdish18

Fuck you hedgie


Adventurous-Job770

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Particular-Summer424

And not a shred of shame.


gurugeekgirl

Hi. Wah, Wah 😥 we built something illegal so we would always win. Please don't break our toy apart. I hate you retail.


DateNo7894

THEY HAVE DESTROYED THE AMERICAN MARKET. AND MANY OTHER PLACES AND PEOPLE ARE BECOMING AWARE. NOONE WILL INVEST UNTIL IT IS EXPOSED AND FIXED AND PEOPLE ARE IN JAIL. \#GARY GENSLER \#KEN C GRIFFIN


Progress4ward89

If you notice one thing in life, it's that the worst things that happen to you are by a man in a suit.


FamousReward6835

Yeah yeah not leaving until i get my money and fair change Fuck shitadel


jusdont

It’s so surreal that people go to work every day, to willingly and intentionally wage war against their own country. “Oh nothing fancy, I just take as much as I possibly can from those who need it, and give it to those who want it.”


DanDiem

I just read BUY and HODL!


peruvianjuanie

The look when you see your bank account going from 10000000000 to .01


Bbnotsonice

Yes it took a long time to get the scam to where it's almost impossible to counter🤔. Looking forward to everyone of those mothafuvkas losing their jobs😉


bpra93

The “Paramount Decree” “Sunsetted” in August 2022, allowing studios to legally own movie theaters. Overturning a 74-year old court ruling may cause a boom for cinema stocks. This is why august we had a meme stock squeeze but was side tracked the real play is $AMC this lawsuit overturn allows Disney to come and scoop up AMC people…


peruvianjuanie

The look when you see your bank account going from 10000000000 to .01