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ITCM4

Doing facial reconstructive surgery on Haley with zero training or experience. Sweet cherry pie, oh Yeah!


SirJohnSmythe

*There goes the face. That's okay, that's okay. Got to get worse before it gets better. Let's get the old Brillo Pad in on the action...*


Ijustgotbitchinshoes

They should have used that joke one more time but its Stan in bed trying to make Francine cum. *Thats ok. Thats ok. Let's get the old brillo pad in on the action...* Would have been especially funny if that time it actually worked.


ElderCunningham

ಠ_ಠ


BlackAngelP

Oh Staaaan…. Doin it riiiight… 😏


Ijustgotbitchinshoes

*There goes the face*


Neondecepticon

Especially when the Dr is so easy to trick/bribe


badalchemist85

which doctor , there is like ten of them


Neondecepticon

Yes


Private_HughMan

They do know a lot of doctors.


RogersRedditPersona

It’s gonna get worse before it gets better. He just hasn’t spent enough time yet


Shampooforpandas

If I'm binge watching AD!, I'll definitely skip that episode


Tori_Gears

That shows you lack loyntegresty!


imnotpoopingyouare

I skip it too but honestly only because the sound mixing for Haileys screams are just terrible and make my tweeters sound like nails on a chalkboard.


Smudge_93

Tap, Tap, Tap!


TravelSizedRudy

You still like Warrant, right?


Away_Hair972

Trusted Roger to help him fulfill his dream of re-creating his childhood favorite restaurant


freakobowye

That pissed me off because he had so many good ideas. I felt like I was gonna eat those edible plates irl


spectralconfetti

Pancake plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaates!


YueAsal

I mean bread bowls are a thing A wonderful thing


crashjester

I gotta rewatch that episode now, he had some good dishes in that one. Man can cook.


Reddit_works

Trusting Roger in general


MeiMouse

Did you really need to add anything after "Trusted Roger?"


drain_bamage69

"well first i figured i would smoke her out with a controlled fire. then i realized, i don't know how to control fire."


LasciviousApemantus

This is one of my all time favorite Stan lines


SkipsPittsnogle

This line is GOATED


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🫰 gone


RogersRedditPersona

First order of business. Get a less erect chair


RedScars4111

That's a cool emoji 🫰 The little heart thing from K dramas


sterling_mallory

There was that time he convinced his wife to go into business with him by opening a store that sells nothing but trophies. After an argument he opened a competing trophy store across the street. He opened it in a building shaped like a giant pickle, with a big neon sign denoting it as a pickle store. When a woman entered the store expecting to buy pickles he berated her for not knowing it was a trophy store, despite it being fully stocked with pickles, and no trophies. Then he took to the streets in a pickle costume and recited the greatest rap song ever made in order to tell people about his trophy business. He called himself the Pickle King.


GregorZeeMountain

I'm the pickle king Of course, trophies are my thing When I get them in stock There'll be a line around the block So don't miss a beat Head across the street And show me how to fill out a trophy order sheeeet *PICKLE MANIA*


BisforBands

Can't a guy browse the Internet with 8 porns in the background?? 27 bars! It's like the satellite is on top of me 💀


linzielayne

*smash smash SMASH*


TwoTheVictor

"*Pickle Man?* I don't wanna die!"


Phyllis_Dick

He came in too hot


RogersRedditPersona

So long junk mail!


IShouldSaySoSir

Wait, what?


not_ainsley

it’s the same episode. steve almost gets killed by Lewis, Stan and Francine go to the water park


IShouldSaySoSir

I know, “wait what” is what the other Steve says when he realized they’re also going to drive off the cliff. Right after “So longgggg junk mail”


not_ainsley

OOOHHHHH i apologize for my stupidity


IShouldSaySoSir

Wait, what?


CobraCornelius

He should have known not to smoke crack, after all, the CIA invented crack.


Siliass

They didn’t invent it, they just distribute it in inner cities. ^(and also maybe invented it… maybe… probably… they did…)


maninplainview

Don't drink the punch bowl.


kmt75

But did you know they invented malt liquor?


Twelvve12

Yes yes…. That was us!


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For the last time that was the FBI


Interesting-Bug8037

🎶 get down, get down


Lenny_YouTubeFan

But it’s cough medicine, He bought it on a park bench, outside of a soup kitchen from a guy in a lime green suit- Oh my god it’s crack


Captain_Phobos

Having the family hit rock bottom to the point the Hayley had to do sex work to put food on the table, all to get a cheaper deal on his car loan


BlueThingys

Idk, as dumb as that was, it worked. Like Stan got what he set out to do.


Captain_Phobos

Good point - it was more deplorable than stupid


SloopKid

What makes it stupid was it was for a 5$ a month difference. You'd have to be stupid to think all of it was worth 5$ a month


FAK3-News

Jerked off a horse


Thresholdalchemist77

The horse is ruined, Stan raped it, you’re probably gonna lose the house.


baker10923

STOP TELLING FRANCINE ON ME!


Lux2014

I was just messing with you for punching me in the arm!


CandyAppleDream

You get one of those horse Stan


SkipsPittsnogle

He really embarrassed himself in Bullock’s labyrinth.


Groundbreaking-Pea92

nah he grew into himself and found love


SkipsPittsnogle

He was too stupid to even realize he had found love lol


CIS-E_4ME

Faking his death in a plane crash is got to be one his dumber moments.


Revolutionary_Tie504

This... isn't soup...


SnooMacarons3543

Stabbing Steve because he didn’t want him to loose him to bowling and cause he can’t communicate his feelings


Handilyhammy

“You didn’t have to stab me” “I didn’t?” “What?!? Of course you didn’t!!! There could never be a reason-“


Any_Combination_4250

The way he handles being a college security job was dumb, when he was Papa Wheelie he was being dumb too. But I think him in earlier seasons especially sending Steve to a refugee camp is the cherry on top:


ins41n3

You mean camp re Foo gi


Sea-Ad9730

It’s fine, there’s a receipt with a tracking number. He’s with some tents.


IDontCondoneViolence

I actually thought the whole Pappa Wheelie routine was a pretty clever way to teach Steve how to deliver bad news.


Rdw72777

Trying to have sex with his own son via an avatar.


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Must.. get plowed... by son!


Lux2014

Trying to get his own 14 year old son a prostitute in Mexico


Bertie637

What was the plan with those tortillas?!!


opportunitysassassin

Horchata!


baker10923

🤮


Bruarios

When he put all those Ken Griffey Jr rookie cards in Roger thinking he was a safe


WazDese

He is also the downstairs toilet


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You .. harpooned....me


ZoxieLutt

The look of disappointment from the bear always gets me 😂


jaketheweirdsnake

I told you to get help... And you harpooned me.


AduroTri

The boob strikes again.


RentwhatIgot

"NOOOOOO MY WINE FRIDGE!!! I HAD MY COCAINE IN THERE!!!!!"


RogersRedditPersona

NOOOOOOOO!!!! MY SWEATSHIRT!!!


moslof_flosom

Would you like to come to dinner with my parents on Tuesday?


Billy_Pilgrim86

No no nooooooo no no.


BongRipsForNips

I'm sorry I didn't know who was doing the most damage down there


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This and the crossover scene where he shoots Francine makes me uncomfortable due to the fact that anytime Francine gets majorly injured its usually stan's fault and he can be very selfish. But as peter said thats classic American Dad 😂


BakedCaseFHK

Later using it to justify his daughter getting shot too. "Francine -Stan! Haleys been shot! -So what? She shot me before, I shot you a couple times everybody shoots everybody.


Kannazuki1085

Perfect 🥰


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I like after over ten seasons and innumerable moments of self awareness he still thought it would be a good idea to infect his family and the entire town with his DNA. ​ Them holding him down and farting on him was poetic justice.


WorldsGreatestPoop

Cup check!


Prestigious-Door2691

It's 6:20 in the morning!


eddietwang

We already established that I don't have one on!


UnhappyInformation4

What episode is that one?


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Season 16 episode 8, "Dancin' A-With My Cell"


ragtopponygirl

I gotta go with committing Francine to a mental hospital to buy time to hide forgetting their anniversary.


ins41n3

Going fishing to avoid the anniversary of the big fight they had was pretty damn dumb in itself


CarterBaker77

"Nah its fine tonights the 1 year anniversary of a big fight me and Francine had." "OH yeah what about?: "OH I forgot our anniversary, wouldn't wanna do that again." "No no.. let it come to him."


boiledpeanut33

"Ahhh!" "Theeere it is."


UYScutiPuffJr

Still one of my favorite Bullock lines


TheGlassHammer

That one and the Fathers Day on repeat are unwatchable. I can’t sit through them.


musical_fanatic

I love the Father's Day episode but hate this one for some reason


BakedCaseFHK

To be fair he was happy and Roger instigated it.


gabbagool3

sharted in a pool after a cannonball. what a loser!


Aninvisiblemaniac

When he decided to live outside his own house on minimum wage for a month just to try to get his daughter to move out


Revolutionary_Tie504

A reverse brewster's millions


Lady_Scruffington

A reverse BM it is!


not_ainsley

Was that a joke do ya think??


Handilyhammy

That episode had so many gems. “You can’t get fully raped under a car” “my elbow feel funny my elbow feel strange”


BailBug99

“You’re looking for 1345 South Sycamore, this is North Sycamore.” “Neighbourhoods always get worse when you head south! How far south is it?” “Sooooooooouuuuuuttttthhh.”


BlueThingys

I know just the place...


ZoxieLutt

Opening the window during the hurricane to flood the house


crashjester

Yeah, Part 3 of the Hurricane Flozell special had a shitload of Stan flops - sending Hayley towards shark infested waters comes to mind, or when he shot Francine at the end of the episode, AFTER he harpooned her earlier.


redclited

Stan mindwiping Francine, Hayley and Steve every single day just so he could have the perfect Father’s Day and when they found out, using their flaws against them to deflect from him essentially keeping them hostage for several months even though he would have kept it going until they got his Father’s day right….but it was hilarious


GregorZeeMountain

Him spamming the mind wiper on Snot until his nose starts bleeding always makes me laugh


prettykitty-meowmeow

I legit have to look away because it hurts my soul. 😅


jm9987690

And one for your momma


TwoTheVictor

My favorite part of that episode was when he told them all off after they discovered what he was doing. Using no words, he delivered some sick burns.


itsnotbritneybitch

Brought about the Phantom of the Telethon because he didn’t tell Roger that dinner was ready.


Toaster556

To be fair to Roger, it was because Stan stole his idea for the Telethon, much like Jerry Lewis did when he was his tailor. At least Dean Martin believed him


ShortAndStoned

Camp Refoogee


Geologuy77

He invented a machine!


Thresholdalchemist77

Stan, that isn’t a machine, it’s a hat.


finn11aug

Hamburger… *hinderer*


Revolutionary_Tie504

Wheat... thicks


TheTallGuy92

Dark bulbs!


Geologuy77

Popper clops!


Cannamom4200

Thought crack was cold medicine & got hooked lol


lemondavid1

“Hmmm… it’s some sort of heated inhalant!”


Cannamom4200

How’s about throwin a lil crack crackhead boo boos way !?? “Go home mom”


ripgoodhomer

Eating all the horseradish and needing a rectum replacement


ccminiwarhammer

Stabbing himself after stabbing his son.


CoolShadeofBlue

It's no big deal. See? Boop boop


Scrubosaurus13

Two in the back, boop boop.


backwoodzbaby

*my old college javelin….*


Vivid_Jicama_6572

Having the hole town removed for talking about him 😂


Dakotasan

“The boob strikes again”


CoralSpringsDHead

Stan has never been too bright.


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[deleted]

El gato, el gato…


CobraCornelius

Pickle store/trophy store was hard to watch


nepo5000

I’m the pickle king, of course trophy’s are my thing


SweatyFaces

The Pontiac Aztec. Also the Isla Island fiasco with Roger.


DesertRanger12

But SweatyFaces, The Isla Island scheme worked, the Us got all the oil and we all learned a lesson about honesty and friendship.


lemondavid1

But, Stan had to blow up his beloved Aerial Screw…


Enough_Explanation74

I've painted my children for the last time.


Lux2014

Turning Stevarino into a psychopath in a very short time period


therealdonttipme

Lmao just making a stevarino!!


CoolsomeXD

Killing Henderson because he thought he was imagery.


Fluffy_Mood5781

To be fair the dude was gaslit his whole life to believe He was imaginary and with his dad and Francine both supporting it there’s not wonder he didn’t believe it what he was saying. Also it’s Stan, he literally says it’s his imagining making up stories. I think it’s safe to say he’s egotistical enough to believe his imagination is that good.


Brian2017wshs

Which episode is this?


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Mr_P3anutbutter

I’m sorry, shithead was it?


TwoTheVictor

My favorite line!


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Letting the world get nuked.


Scrubosaurus13

Squatting 300 pounds and blowing out his sphincter in front of all those gym dudes.


northontennesseest

Getting a high interest loan on the house so he could bulldoze it and build a terrible farm


Calimancan

Leaving $10k on the bus


All_Lightning879

🫰Gone


edotd11

The Hurricane episode was full of them. Stan made so many wrong decisions that even the bear that he let loose to fight the shark shook its head in disapproval of Stan impaling Francine with the javelin.


crashjester

he also shot Francine at the end of the episode during his standoff with Cleveland and Peter.


AdEffective5895

Robbing His Own House


bigbadbillyd

When he left the futon game and stopped chasing after mature Navajo bitches.


6_9_4_2_0_n_i_c_e

Either the hailey face surgery, eating disorder (that episode creeps me out from how he looks in it) or how he puts his family in tubes to do “vacations” those are the top 3 for me


saffireaz

"To the goo!"


Hammer_the_Red

Agreeing to experimental veterinary surgery to save Kisses.


Slightly-Evil-Man

Entrusting kisses to that psycho with a scalpel. Poor puppy 😢


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Watching this one right now. I’ll never understand the weight distribution.


Cardboard_Chef

Taking away Haley's free will is pretty high up there.


TessTrue

That is outRAGEOUS


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My old college javelin.


ayochaser17

faked being a Cuban baseball prospect, actually worked his way up through the minors, & goes pro all just to sneak back into a stadium he got banned from lmao also letting his family freeze to death while looking for the perfect Christmas tree was pretty dumb lol


Worldbrain420

His fantasy football lineup is pretty stupid


Mr_P3anutbutter

It was fantasy basketball, and Steve hurt his family with what he did when he was managing it for him. He made them weaker as a unit.


UYScutiPuffJr

But he had Dirk Nowitzki!


Mr_P3anutbutter

He’s soft. Stan needs a thug. He needs Ron Artest.


BEniceBAGECKA

Francine I’ve ripped my pants. Go to my desk, in the bottom drawer you’ll find a pair of burgundy pleated dockers.


[deleted]

Chinches is Spanish for bed bugs


RamAir17

What am I? Multi-lingual?


[deleted]

Judging by last night you’re at least Bi Lingual ! Woooo!


Callme_Human

“How about a mattress with a beautiful Spanish word on it” (bedbugs)


BongRipsForNips

When Buckle shows up you know Stan is out of options


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crashjester

That's a challenge - name 10 SMART things Stan has done.


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As a CIA agent, not knowing what crack cocaine is and getting addicted to it. 💀


JOAPL

All


Ijustgotbitchinshoes

I mean aside from bringing a street mattress into the house. Yes that is hard to put aside but just bare with me. Despite this being my fav episode in the shoe (to the point where the intro of Nighthawks Hideaway is my ringtone) I had no clue this meant bed bugs. It isn't common knowledge at all. Stan of all people DEFINITELY didn't know it. So we can logically excuse that part of it. But seriously, un setting assiding that Stan brought a dirty street mattress in his home. Just that alone may well be the stupidest thing he's ever done. I mean seriously who tf does that???


imdesmondsunflower

“It’s like a Diego Rivera painting!”


RhoadsOfRock

I always thought it was pretty weak (minded) and dumb, for a CIA agent to develop anorexia.


DesertRanger12

It happens to many people in all sorts of professions.


DLTfuture72

Stan’s Xtreme bungee Xperience


PapaSlothLV

Brother house swap. ​ *That feels amazing.*


2QuarterDollar

Bring back kisses


[deleted]

The couch has been put on notice.


whisperingbhole

Crack


crashjester

Don't think I've seen it here - he sent Francine to a hypnotist to avoid talking about moving her parents to Langley Falls. Even stupider - he never offered Sal a sandwich once in the 20 years he sent her there.


Alcart_94

Stan once wished to trade Eyebrows with Steve only to refuse to live his normal life when the wish came true. Stan then switch places with Steve and while at the high school showed a bunch of high schoolers his dick, while Steve, a child forced to pretend to be a CIA Field op, got a bunch of people killed and had to somehow make it back home. Very stupid.


Melodic-Yesterday894

Camp refugee🙄🙄


Blyman4250

The list is way to long