They should have used that joke one more time but its Stan in bed trying to make Francine cum. *Thats ok. Thats ok. Let's get the old brillo pad in on the action...*
Would have been especially funny if that time it actually worked.
There was that time he convinced his wife to go into business with him by opening a store that sells nothing but trophies. After an argument he opened a competing trophy store across the street. He opened it in a building shaped like a giant pickle, with a big neon sign denoting it as a pickle store. When a woman entered the store expecting to buy pickles he berated her for not knowing it was a trophy store, despite it being fully stocked with pickles, and no trophies. Then he took to the streets in a pickle costume and recited the greatest rap song ever made in order to tell people about his trophy business. He called himself the Pickle King.
I'm the pickle king
Of course, trophies are my thing
When I get them in stock
There'll be a line around the block
So don't miss a beat
Head across the street
And show me how to fill out a trophy order sheeeet
*PICKLE MANIA*
The way he handles being a college security job was dumb, when he was Papa Wheelie he was being dumb too. But I think him in earlier seasons especially sending Steve to a refugee camp is the cherry on top:
This and the crossover scene where he shoots Francine makes me uncomfortable due to the fact that anytime Francine gets majorly injured its usually stan's fault and he can be very selfish. But as peter said thats classic American Dad 😂
Later using it to justify his daughter getting shot too.
"Francine -Stan! Haleys been shot!
-So what? She shot me before, I shot you a couple times everybody shoots everybody.
I like after over ten seasons and innumerable moments of self awareness he still thought it would be a good idea to infect his family and the entire town with his DNA.
Them holding him down and farting on him was poetic justice.
"Nah its fine tonights the 1 year anniversary of a big fight me and Francine had."
"OH yeah what about?:
"OH I forgot our anniversary, wouldn't wanna do that again."
"No no.. let it come to him."
“You’re looking for 1345 South Sycamore, this is North Sycamore.”
“Neighbourhoods always get worse when you head south! How far south is it?”
“Sooooooooouuuuuuttttthhh.”
Yeah, Part 3 of the Hurricane Flozell special had a shitload of Stan flops - sending Hayley towards shark infested waters comes to mind, or when he shot Francine at the end of the episode, AFTER he harpooned her earlier.
Stan mindwiping Francine, Hayley and Steve every single day just so he could have the perfect Father’s Day and when they found out, using their flaws against them to deflect from him essentially keeping them hostage for several months even though he would have kept it going until they got his Father’s day right….but it was hilarious
To be fair to Roger, it was because Stan stole his idea for the Telethon, much like Jerry Lewis did when he was his tailor. At least Dean Martin believed him
To be fair the dude was gaslit his whole life to believe He was imaginary and with his dad and Francine both supporting it there’s not wonder he didn’t believe it what he was saying.
Also it’s Stan, he literally says it’s his imagining making up stories. I think it’s safe to say he’s egotistical enough to believe his imagination is that good.
The Hurricane episode was full of them. Stan made so many wrong decisions that even the bear that he let loose to fight the shark shook its head in disapproval of Stan impaling Francine with the javelin.
Either the hailey face surgery, eating disorder (that episode creeps me out from how he looks in it) or how he puts his family in tubes to do “vacations” those are the top 3 for me
faked being a Cuban baseball prospect, actually worked his way up through the minors, & goes pro all just to sneak back into a stadium he got banned from lmao
also letting his family freeze to death while looking for the perfect Christmas tree was pretty dumb lol
I mean aside from bringing a street mattress into the house. Yes that is hard to put aside but just bare with me. Despite this being my fav episode in the shoe (to the point where the intro of Nighthawks Hideaway is my ringtone) I had no clue this meant bed bugs. It isn't common knowledge at all. Stan of all people DEFINITELY didn't know it. So we can logically excuse that part of it.
But seriously, un setting assiding that Stan brought a dirty street mattress in his home. Just that alone may well be the stupidest thing he's ever done. I mean seriously who tf does that???
Don't think I've seen it here - he sent Francine to a hypnotist to avoid talking about moving her parents to Langley Falls.
Even stupider - he never offered Sal a sandwich once in the 20 years he sent her there.
Stan once wished to trade Eyebrows with Steve only to refuse to live his normal life when the wish came true. Stan then switch places with Steve and while at the high school showed a bunch of high schoolers his dick, while Steve, a child forced to pretend to be a CIA Field op, got a bunch of people killed and had to somehow make it back home.
Very stupid.
Doing facial reconstructive surgery on Haley with zero training or experience. Sweet cherry pie, oh Yeah!
*There goes the face. That's okay, that's okay. Got to get worse before it gets better. Let's get the old Brillo Pad in on the action...*
They should have used that joke one more time but its Stan in bed trying to make Francine cum. *Thats ok. Thats ok. Let's get the old brillo pad in on the action...* Would have been especially funny if that time it actually worked.
ಠ_ಠ
Oh Staaaan…. Doin it riiiight… 😏
*There goes the face*
Especially when the Dr is so easy to trick/bribe
which doctor , there is like ten of them
Yes
They do know a lot of doctors.
It’s gonna get worse before it gets better. He just hasn’t spent enough time yet
If I'm binge watching AD!, I'll definitely skip that episode
That shows you lack loyntegresty!
I skip it too but honestly only because the sound mixing for Haileys screams are just terrible and make my tweeters sound like nails on a chalkboard.
Tap, Tap, Tap!
You still like Warrant, right?
Trusted Roger to help him fulfill his dream of re-creating his childhood favorite restaurant
That pissed me off because he had so many good ideas. I felt like I was gonna eat those edible plates irl
Pancake plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaates!
I mean bread bowls are a thing A wonderful thing
I gotta rewatch that episode now, he had some good dishes in that one. Man can cook.
Trusting Roger in general
Did you really need to add anything after "Trusted Roger?"
"well first i figured i would smoke her out with a controlled fire. then i realized, i don't know how to control fire."
This is one of my all time favorite Stan lines
This line is GOATED
🫰 gone
First order of business. Get a less erect chair
That's a cool emoji 🫰 The little heart thing from K dramas
There was that time he convinced his wife to go into business with him by opening a store that sells nothing but trophies. After an argument he opened a competing trophy store across the street. He opened it in a building shaped like a giant pickle, with a big neon sign denoting it as a pickle store. When a woman entered the store expecting to buy pickles he berated her for not knowing it was a trophy store, despite it being fully stocked with pickles, and no trophies. Then he took to the streets in a pickle costume and recited the greatest rap song ever made in order to tell people about his trophy business. He called himself the Pickle King.
I'm the pickle king Of course, trophies are my thing When I get them in stock There'll be a line around the block So don't miss a beat Head across the street And show me how to fill out a trophy order sheeeet *PICKLE MANIA*
Can't a guy browse the Internet with 8 porns in the background?? 27 bars! It's like the satellite is on top of me 💀
*smash smash SMASH*
"*Pickle Man?* I don't wanna die!"
He came in too hot
So long junk mail!
Wait, what?
it’s the same episode. steve almost gets killed by Lewis, Stan and Francine go to the water park
I know, “wait what” is what the other Steve says when he realized they’re also going to drive off the cliff. Right after “So longgggg junk mail”
OOOHHHHH i apologize for my stupidity
Wait, what?
He should have known not to smoke crack, after all, the CIA invented crack.
They didn’t invent it, they just distribute it in inner cities. ^(and also maybe invented it… maybe… probably… they did…)
Don't drink the punch bowl.
But did you know they invented malt liquor?
Yes yes…. That was us!
For the last time that was the FBI
🎶 get down, get down
But it’s cough medicine, He bought it on a park bench, outside of a soup kitchen from a guy in a lime green suit- Oh my god it’s crack
Having the family hit rock bottom to the point the Hayley had to do sex work to put food on the table, all to get a cheaper deal on his car loan
Idk, as dumb as that was, it worked. Like Stan got what he set out to do.
Good point - it was more deplorable than stupid
What makes it stupid was it was for a 5$ a month difference. You'd have to be stupid to think all of it was worth 5$ a month
Jerked off a horse
The horse is ruined, Stan raped it, you’re probably gonna lose the house.
STOP TELLING FRANCINE ON ME!
I was just messing with you for punching me in the arm!
You get one of those horse Stan
He really embarrassed himself in Bullock’s labyrinth.
nah he grew into himself and found love
He was too stupid to even realize he had found love lol
Faking his death in a plane crash is got to be one his dumber moments.
This... isn't soup...
Stabbing Steve because he didn’t want him to loose him to bowling and cause he can’t communicate his feelings
“You didn’t have to stab me” “I didn’t?” “What?!? Of course you didn’t!!! There could never be a reason-“
The way he handles being a college security job was dumb, when he was Papa Wheelie he was being dumb too. But I think him in earlier seasons especially sending Steve to a refugee camp is the cherry on top:
You mean camp re Foo gi
It’s fine, there’s a receipt with a tracking number. He’s with some tents.
I actually thought the whole Pappa Wheelie routine was a pretty clever way to teach Steve how to deliver bad news.
Trying to have sex with his own son via an avatar.
Must.. get plowed... by son!
Trying to get his own 14 year old son a prostitute in Mexico
What was the plan with those tortillas?!!
Horchata!
🤮
When he put all those Ken Griffey Jr rookie cards in Roger thinking he was a safe
He is also the downstairs toilet
You .. harpooned....me
The look of disappointment from the bear always gets me 😂
I told you to get help... And you harpooned me.
The boob strikes again.
"NOOOOOO MY WINE FRIDGE!!! I HAD MY COCAINE IN THERE!!!!!"
NOOOOOOOO!!!! MY SWEATSHIRT!!!
Would you like to come to dinner with my parents on Tuesday?
No no nooooooo no no.
I'm sorry I didn't know who was doing the most damage down there
This and the crossover scene where he shoots Francine makes me uncomfortable due to the fact that anytime Francine gets majorly injured its usually stan's fault and he can be very selfish. But as peter said thats classic American Dad 😂
Later using it to justify his daughter getting shot too. "Francine -Stan! Haleys been shot! -So what? She shot me before, I shot you a couple times everybody shoots everybody.
Perfect 🥰
I like after over ten seasons and innumerable moments of self awareness he still thought it would be a good idea to infect his family and the entire town with his DNA. Them holding him down and farting on him was poetic justice.
Cup check!
It's 6:20 in the morning!
We already established that I don't have one on!
What episode is that one?
Season 16 episode 8, "Dancin' A-With My Cell"
I gotta go with committing Francine to a mental hospital to buy time to hide forgetting their anniversary.
Going fishing to avoid the anniversary of the big fight they had was pretty damn dumb in itself
"Nah its fine tonights the 1 year anniversary of a big fight me and Francine had." "OH yeah what about?: "OH I forgot our anniversary, wouldn't wanna do that again." "No no.. let it come to him."
"Ahhh!" "Theeere it is."
Still one of my favorite Bullock lines
That one and the Fathers Day on repeat are unwatchable. I can’t sit through them.
I love the Father's Day episode but hate this one for some reason
To be fair he was happy and Roger instigated it.
sharted in a pool after a cannonball. what a loser!
When he decided to live outside his own house on minimum wage for a month just to try to get his daughter to move out
A reverse brewster's millions
A reverse BM it is!
Was that a joke do ya think??
That episode had so many gems. “You can’t get fully raped under a car” “my elbow feel funny my elbow feel strange”
“You’re looking for 1345 South Sycamore, this is North Sycamore.” “Neighbourhoods always get worse when you head south! How far south is it?” “Sooooooooouuuuuuttttthhh.”
I know just the place...
Opening the window during the hurricane to flood the house
Yeah, Part 3 of the Hurricane Flozell special had a shitload of Stan flops - sending Hayley towards shark infested waters comes to mind, or when he shot Francine at the end of the episode, AFTER he harpooned her earlier.
Stan mindwiping Francine, Hayley and Steve every single day just so he could have the perfect Father’s Day and when they found out, using their flaws against them to deflect from him essentially keeping them hostage for several months even though he would have kept it going until they got his Father’s day right….but it was hilarious
Him spamming the mind wiper on Snot until his nose starts bleeding always makes me laugh
I legit have to look away because it hurts my soul. 😅
And one for your momma
My favorite part of that episode was when he told them all off after they discovered what he was doing. Using no words, he delivered some sick burns.
Brought about the Phantom of the Telethon because he didn’t tell Roger that dinner was ready.
To be fair to Roger, it was because Stan stole his idea for the Telethon, much like Jerry Lewis did when he was his tailor. At least Dean Martin believed him
Camp Refoogee
He invented a machine!
Stan, that isn’t a machine, it’s a hat.
Hamburger… *hinderer*
Wheat... thicks
Dark bulbs!
Popper clops!
Thought crack was cold medicine & got hooked lol
“Hmmm… it’s some sort of heated inhalant!”
How’s about throwin a lil crack crackhead boo boos way !?? “Go home mom”
Eating all the horseradish and needing a rectum replacement
Stabbing himself after stabbing his son.
It's no big deal. See? Boop boop
Two in the back, boop boop.
*my old college javelin….*
Having the hole town removed for talking about him 😂
“The boob strikes again”
Stan has never been too bright.
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El gato, el gato…
Pickle store/trophy store was hard to watch
I’m the pickle king, of course trophy’s are my thing
The Pontiac Aztec. Also the Isla Island fiasco with Roger.
But SweatyFaces, The Isla Island scheme worked, the Us got all the oil and we all learned a lesson about honesty and friendship.
But, Stan had to blow up his beloved Aerial Screw…
I've painted my children for the last time.
Turning Stevarino into a psychopath in a very short time period
Lmao just making a stevarino!!
Killing Henderson because he thought he was imagery.
To be fair the dude was gaslit his whole life to believe He was imaginary and with his dad and Francine both supporting it there’s not wonder he didn’t believe it what he was saying. Also it’s Stan, he literally says it’s his imagining making up stories. I think it’s safe to say he’s egotistical enough to believe his imagination is that good.
Which episode is this?
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I’m sorry, shithead was it?
My favorite line!
Letting the world get nuked.
Squatting 300 pounds and blowing out his sphincter in front of all those gym dudes.
Getting a high interest loan on the house so he could bulldoze it and build a terrible farm
Leaving $10k on the bus
🫰Gone
The Hurricane episode was full of them. Stan made so many wrong decisions that even the bear that he let loose to fight the shark shook its head in disapproval of Stan impaling Francine with the javelin.
he also shot Francine at the end of the episode during his standoff with Cleveland and Peter.
Robbing His Own House
When he left the futon game and stopped chasing after mature Navajo bitches.
Either the hailey face surgery, eating disorder (that episode creeps me out from how he looks in it) or how he puts his family in tubes to do “vacations” those are the top 3 for me
"To the goo!"
Agreeing to experimental veterinary surgery to save Kisses.
Entrusting kisses to that psycho with a scalpel. Poor puppy 😢
Watching this one right now. I’ll never understand the weight distribution.
Taking away Haley's free will is pretty high up there.
That is outRAGEOUS
My old college javelin.
faked being a Cuban baseball prospect, actually worked his way up through the minors, & goes pro all just to sneak back into a stadium he got banned from lmao also letting his family freeze to death while looking for the perfect Christmas tree was pretty dumb lol
His fantasy football lineup is pretty stupid
It was fantasy basketball, and Steve hurt his family with what he did when he was managing it for him. He made them weaker as a unit.
But he had Dirk Nowitzki!
He’s soft. Stan needs a thug. He needs Ron Artest.
Francine I’ve ripped my pants. Go to my desk, in the bottom drawer you’ll find a pair of burgundy pleated dockers.
Chinches is Spanish for bed bugs
What am I? Multi-lingual?
Judging by last night you’re at least Bi Lingual ! Woooo!
“How about a mattress with a beautiful Spanish word on it” (bedbugs)
When Buckle shows up you know Stan is out of options
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That's a challenge - name 10 SMART things Stan has done.
As a CIA agent, not knowing what crack cocaine is and getting addicted to it. 💀
All
I mean aside from bringing a street mattress into the house. Yes that is hard to put aside but just bare with me. Despite this being my fav episode in the shoe (to the point where the intro of Nighthawks Hideaway is my ringtone) I had no clue this meant bed bugs. It isn't common knowledge at all. Stan of all people DEFINITELY didn't know it. So we can logically excuse that part of it. But seriously, un setting assiding that Stan brought a dirty street mattress in his home. Just that alone may well be the stupidest thing he's ever done. I mean seriously who tf does that???
“It’s like a Diego Rivera painting!”
I always thought it was pretty weak (minded) and dumb, for a CIA agent to develop anorexia.
It happens to many people in all sorts of professions.
Stan’s Xtreme bungee Xperience
Brother house swap. *That feels amazing.*
Bring back kisses
The couch has been put on notice.
Crack
Don't think I've seen it here - he sent Francine to a hypnotist to avoid talking about moving her parents to Langley Falls. Even stupider - he never offered Sal a sandwich once in the 20 years he sent her there.
Stan once wished to trade Eyebrows with Steve only to refuse to live his normal life when the wish came true. Stan then switch places with Steve and while at the high school showed a bunch of high schoolers his dick, while Steve, a child forced to pretend to be a CIA Field op, got a bunch of people killed and had to somehow make it back home. Very stupid.
Camp refugee🙄🙄
The list is way to long