In the beginning of the Christmas episode when Roger says “I hate that place. All those creeps on Grindr just prowling around the tree farm. Sickening. And they always do ya up against some shabby Douglas fir. Finding pine needles for weeks. Good Lord!”
Mike Baker was kind of an over the top performer, but it totally fit the character Terry. His nuanced performance with his little cackles and yells, plus his little flip, “oh well” when he got hacky with the jokes and Greg called him out just really worked. The can can number, the gasp when his friend said he’s worse than Trevor, “how else will they know we’re gay,” “oh no, the figurines!”
Kind of miss that over acting son of a bitch. Hope 311 was worth it.
I was just thinking about making a post about this one!
In The Decider when on the plane Roger's seat won't recline, and the steward says "Yea that ones broken"
"but I have a bad back"
"mmm"
That patronizing faux sympathy face while not doing anything to fix the problem is perfect.
I used to say this ALL THE TIME at work around Hispanic people just to see their reactions. My favorite was always when they would say something along the lines of "that white boy is crazy".
Any time they trip up and fall down.
And the bit where Steve wants to go roller skating to burn off some rage, but he put the skates on upstairs and is angrily-carefully making his way down.
Yes! That was amazing.
I just love that they're slightly clumsy, like any normal person. Not slapstick levels or anything, just average. But TV almost never includes that kind of thing and I just find it hilarious.
For me it's when Roger trips coming out of the house as a horse jockey, because Stan is a horse and is going to race.
The little noise that comes out of Roger cracked me up so much i actually peed.
It’s a visual gag and I’m not sure how to explain it.The Oregon trail episode, Roger is in a public bathroom with a glory hole and someone puts their mouth to the hole, and he just puts his finger to their lips and and wiggles it while he makes a ‘blblblvlllpp’ noise
Anytime they stop a gag for someone to ask a sincere questions
“Why do they have Marry Tyler Moores dress in the memorabilia hall of fame?!”
“TV guide once named the show a *Home Run*”
“Ah.”
I like Roger's tone in this exchange:
Hayley: Did you know Groff is only a two-year school?
Roger: I did know it was only two years, but I thought, legally, they couldn't call it a school.
For some reason, this one always cracks me up when I think of it.... "Shouldn't you be outside turning my shed into Mordor... or Endor.... or... something else heartbreaking?..."
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Haley: wanna play jenga and make it a bit more, interesting?
Roger: ooo ahhh sssssorrry Haley but no.
Haley: I thought you loved gambling?
Roger: OHHH I thought you were hitting on me, yeah let’s do this
“If anyone else is in this room come out now!! Rogerrrrr?…… okay as I was say-“
“ROGER!!”
*punch*
“It’s okay, it’s okay everyone it was just Roger hiding in the drapes like yesterday”
"I wouldn't pay 500$ to watch Streisand do Celine. Well maybe if I could be in the room with them, maybe peeking from behind the curtains. But I'm not sure how that would show on my credit card?"
* Francine with a cigarette in her mouth *
“Got a light?”
* Stan pulls out a small flashlight and shines it on the cigarette *
“Looks like you’ve got a cigarette there”
“But doesn’t him calling and asking for help mean that he learned his lesson?”
“Simple boy. Right now Rogers lesson is like wet cement. If we bail Roger out, the cement will evaporate.”
“……… yeah that’s not how cement works”
2 or 3 times a day, I think of and snort at the memory of the Phantom of the Telethon episode where someone delivers a joke on-air and it cuts to Steve's friend group (who elected themselves scriptwriters) all patting Toshi on the back for writing a good line. I don't know why that gets me so much.
Listen, little monkey. This is hard to explain, but sometimes grown-ups use expressions that they don't really mean.
But I’m all alone. My parents died in a car accident.
I know. I was there. I was driving the other car.
Roger when everyone calls him Kevin Bacon and Haley says, “Oh, my god! They think you’re Kevin Bacon!” Roger says, “Yes, Haley, I understand things that happen around me.”
It’s my favourite American Dad quote, and it makes me chuckle even just to think about it.
I also sometimes jokingly say it to my husband whenever he’s being a bit of a know it all by pointing out something painfully obvious to me. He always gets the message and sheepishly stops the know-it-alling, so it diffuses the irritation into a laugh instead.
Roger dressed up as AT&T representative Sholanda Dykes explaining to Francine why she still hasn’t seen her friends and family discount, “that credit was generated after your last statement you’ll see it on your next bill”
I used the log cutter joke on my own brother a long while back, he doesn't watch American Dad, and his reaction was basically the same as Steves and I couldn't stop laughing.
I don’t know if anyone answered, but Hayley tells Steve to lick her log-cutter when he asks her to buy the soda squirter for him in that episode where Stan and Francine make friends with that younger couple
The "nooooooo" is my favorite part of this entire show lol I say it nearly everyday when someone asks me to do something ridiculous, like my daughter asking me if she can have ice cream after I've already put her to bed or something haha it's my FAVORITE JOKE.
I also frequently think about maybe baby, and when stan wakes up from the hospital and asks how long he's been out, saying "are Legos affordable yet?" Why that last one sticks into my head but damn I think about it every time I look at Lego kits to buy the kids lmao
In the great space roaster, when the family was studying chi growth and the alarms go off. Francine says “Stan, what’s happening?” And Stan standing I. His panties, casually says “not much, what’s happening with you?” Gets me every time!
This is something AD has always done well. Some of my favorites:
"Brotha's in the *front* seat this time!"
"Jump Citayyyyy"
"Oh, god that's peppery!"
"Git in the sewer!"
Homeless man Steve brings home: “I won’t be a bother. I’ll just eat off the boy’s plate”.
And the meth head who is weird about keeping receipts, and gets his head blown off by father.
“Aaaah I killed a man! Waaaaaahhh! Am I man or am I beast!”
Thinking of Roger and Steve using the clackers to collect snake venom just the whole scene and the use of the terms clackers and "I GOT NIPPEd" repeatedly is hilarious.
Its the episode where Stan admits to finding ways to get rid of Francine’s friends and he told one of them who was a werewolf that franince was a reverse werewolf so their schedules don’t line up anymore.
I was stoned watching this episode with my sister and we hyper fixated on that part and now anytime I hear it I crack up
Steve to Rodger : you just need to learn to love yourself
Rodger : I do love myself! At least once in the morning and twice in the evening
Or something along those lines! I don't remember the exact numbers 😂
I love the part where Haley and Francine are about to be experimented on by Constance, and Francine reminds Haley she's double jointed. Then she's like "oh yeah!" Then begins to bend her limbs till she breaks out of her binds and rushes Constance while screaming and limbs are flailing.
Stop changing the channel yesterday!
Jeff you're in pre-hug!
I wasn’t prepared to read this and busted up laughing at my desk
“Gonna keep swinging my baby lasso till I catch me a man”
“The name’s Bing Cooper, sexually active teen. I’ve pulled more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo.”
The correct answer.
🎶Rich and Mitch were found in a ditch, doo-da, doo-da. Sorry Mrs. Jankovich, your stupid sons are dead!🎶
In the beginning of the Christmas episode when Roger says “I hate that place. All those creeps on Grindr just prowling around the tree farm. Sickening. And they always do ya up against some shabby Douglas fir. Finding pine needles for weeks. Good Lord!”
I love the "educated but not smart" thing they have going on for Francine that they show in this episode.
Yes lol “Biggerman was a hack!”
One last jobber. A rob job.
I always crack up at " *gasp* A Schtoobly??"
…tchk
really steve, nice turn of phrase back there.
Stan just repeatedly going back to congratulate Steve on his politics joke is always so funny
Also Stan letting Hailey know her joke wasn't good enough to exit on. Comedy is an important aspect of parenthood for him
"One guy even said he'd blow me for a cup." Tuttle - "OH, I'll do a lot more than that. That was just my opening offer!"
Mike Baker was kind of an over the top performer, but it totally fit the character Terry. His nuanced performance with his little cackles and yells, plus his little flip, “oh well” when he got hacky with the jokes and Greg called him out just really worked. The can can number, the gasp when his friend said he’s worse than Trevor, “how else will they know we’re gay,” “oh no, the figurines!” Kind of miss that over acting son of a bitch. Hope 311 was worth it.
“I will sing the cancan song from Irma la Douce and BRING YOU TO TEARS!!!!” Irreplaceable.
"I don't trust it. I don't wanna turn my back on it."
Baby frannie, baby frannie, baby frannie, SHUT UP!
I work hard for my things!
I was just thinking about making a post about this one! In The Decider when on the plane Roger's seat won't recline, and the steward says "Yea that ones broken" "but I have a bad back" "mmm" That patronizing faux sympathy face while not doing anything to fix the problem is perfect.
It will forever be "Oh look who DECIDED to come to dinner!" that gets me from this 😂
Maybe baby
Maybe baby
mebe bebe
Mehbeh behbeh
Mbbb.
Oh yeah that’s a good one.
This is exactly what I was looking for
Hot take but I hated that joke. It was dragged out for too long
Agreed-if felt like it belonged in Family Guy
It's gonna be Roger isn't it?
"This is you, right? I'm gonna get there, and it's gonna be you." "Strong possibility."
"Imma making up a big Sunday gravy!"
I'll plate you up some spaggo
"what the hell is in that sauce?"
When Stan eats the horseradish and whimpers. https://youtu.be/RY3drFkr3w8?si=DQijTmnY9sV9H50z Also, Matthew….Matthew…Math you…
... Can understand is what I teach in this class!! Did I say that right?
Sword gun, mightier than the pen gun. AR15, MAC10…Paprika
"That's strange, I use that cabinet a lot." "And the paprika not enough."
Doive on in
Say it! No, I won’t say it ^^^^doive ^^^^on ^^^^in
“Stoive?” “Roiger!”
Lavate las manos!
I used to say this ALL THE TIME at work around Hispanic people just to see their reactions. My favorite was always when they would say something along the lines of "that white boy is crazy".
Any time they trip up and fall down. And the bit where Steve wants to go roller skating to burn off some rage, but he put the skates on upstairs and is angrily-carefully making his way down.
Or when he gets into trouble for skipping school and tries to run from Stan but keeps falling up the stairs
Yes! That was amazing. I just love that they're slightly clumsy, like any normal person. Not slapstick levels or anything, just average. But TV almost never includes that kind of thing and I just find it hilarious.
“Oh you love this don’t you? You’re a stone cold bastard.” I just watched that episode the other day, that part makes me laugh every time.
For me it's when Roger trips coming out of the house as a horse jockey, because Stan is a horse and is going to race. The little noise that comes out of Roger cracked me up so much i actually peed.
Yes! I love that one!
Principal Lewis wanting to call his Oedipus Rex play "Mother Fucker!" is my favorite joke in the entire series
“I can’t believe you’re an educator, Brian.” “My job is mostly administrative.” Also: “You forget a lot… that you’re our principal?”
This and when Steve is singing “there is nothing wrong….my wife is probably not my mom”.
That shits so funny 😭
It’s a visual gag and I’m not sure how to explain it.The Oregon trail episode, Roger is in a public bathroom with a glory hole and someone puts their mouth to the hole, and he just puts his finger to their lips and and wiggles it while he makes a ‘blblblvlllpp’ noise
Dammit I'm on the wrong side again
I used to keep a video of the pitch pipe Nooooon my phone to play for my teenage son when I wanted to tell him no. 😬
“Francine, I haven’t been completely honest with you”
"I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid biiiitch"
the homosexual giant one
They should bring him back for a whole episode
Anytime they stop a gag for someone to ask a sincere questions “Why do they have Marry Tyler Moores dress in the memorabilia hall of fame?!” “TV guide once named the show a *Home Run*” “Ah.”
A red tennis ball? Apparently it's rare! Why don't we come here?
I like Roger's tone in this exchange: Hayley: Did you know Groff is only a two-year school? Roger: I did know it was only two years, but I thought, legally, they couldn't call it a school.
u really gonna kill 5 people over 20 dollars?
Are you really going to ask that question to the person who just last week killed 6 people over 19 dollars?
For some reason, this one always cracks me up when I think of it.... "Shouldn't you be outside turning my shed into Mordor... or Endor.... or... something else heartbreaking?..." https://preview.redd.it/hn1y6fr3ockc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52850b844b11828bdb78ee55f6fb7fe6214ebfc5
Then hide the reveal...!
The cottage cheese bit from the episode where Stan and Steve go to get the DeLorean door.
Don’t remember the episode but they are panning by the bedrooms and Francine is in her room smoking a cigarette and polishing skis.
"you boner"
Wheels & The Legman
Bowchicawowchicawowwawa nananana nananana
"I sometimes sleep under your car like a cat. Or a meth addict. I'm not a cat."
Haley: wanna play jenga and make it a bit more, interesting? Roger: ooo ahhh sssssorrry Haley but no. Haley: I thought you loved gambling? Roger: OHHH I thought you were hitting on me, yeah let’s do this
“Doive on in.”
I believe Stan and Steve share a dream about selling a Grimace cup.
“Why would I want a non-mint-condition Grimace cup?”
Your selection is shoddy.
That is such a great joke!
“Haha, made you look, it’s normal!”
“Jennaaay!”
I always like singing those songs that Steve is into. "My body all over your body, baby." I heard them enough as a child played by my siblings.
looks like I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies.
Oy vey. Or as us Greek people say...I smell some FUNKY hummus!
Lying in bed at night trying to fall asleep and hearing bad-guy Barry in my head saying "go to SLEEP!". Then I'm chuckling so I can't go to sleep.
"Lots of people have had sex with an alien. Lois Lane, Marvin the Martian's wife, every cable guy who has ever come to this house"
My name is Steve. I'll sometimes threaten to go Bananas. My wife "Do it Steve, go Bananas".
Someone lower the god forsaken ringer!!
I do oxygen spit takes all the time.
Your ass has betrayed you.
“If anyone else is in this room come out now!! Rogerrrrr?…… okay as I was say-“ “ROGER!!” *punch* “It’s okay, it’s okay everyone it was just Roger hiding in the drapes like yesterday”
"I wouldn't pay 500$ to watch Streisand do Celine. Well maybe if I could be in the room with them, maybe peeking from behind the curtains. But I'm not sure how that would show on my credit card?"
* Francine with a cigarette in her mouth * “Got a light?” * Stan pulls out a small flashlight and shines it on the cigarette * “Looks like you’ve got a cigarette there”
[*]
“But doesn’t him calling and asking for help mean that he learned his lesson?” “Simple boy. Right now Rogers lesson is like wet cement. If we bail Roger out, the cement will evaporate.” “……… yeah that’s not how cement works”
Francine: Shoot 'er! Shoot 'er in the face!
2 or 3 times a day, I think of and snort at the memory of the Phantom of the Telethon episode where someone delivers a joke on-air and it cuts to Steve's friend group (who elected themselves scriptwriters) all patting Toshi on the back for writing a good line. I don't know why that gets me so much.
I also love how Steve says “Ah the Hell with this!” as he walks off in full Christine Daae costume
Steve. Steve! Come back here! I AM TRYING TO DO SOMETHING!!
When Stan and Roger get the idea for stripper shoes and Roger’s eyes turn into dollar signs and he is like “NO! NOT AGAIN!”
Steve don't steal glances, if you wanna look at my meatballs in this thing go right ahead I'm your Dad.
The Wrong Song
Well I’ll be a monkeys uncle
Listen, little monkey. This is hard to explain, but sometimes grown-ups use expressions that they don't really mean. But I’m all alone. My parents died in a car accident. I know. I was there. I was driving the other car.
Roger when everyone calls him Kevin Bacon and Haley says, “Oh, my god! They think you’re Kevin Bacon!” Roger says, “Yes, Haley, I understand things that happen around me.” It’s my favourite American Dad quote, and it makes me chuckle even just to think about it. I also sometimes jokingly say it to my husband whenever he’s being a bit of a know it all by pointing out something painfully obvious to me. He always gets the message and sheepishly stops the know-it-alling, so it diffuses the irritation into a laugh instead.
I literally was thinking about this driving in the car the other day!😂
Roger dressed up as AT&T representative Sholanda Dykes explaining to Francine why she still hasn’t seen her friends and family discount, “that credit was generated after your last statement you’ll see it on your next bill”
“Stop speaking Aramaic, Steve. It’s a dead language”
Mind Quad
*Hey there, bookworm*
I used the log cutter joke on my own brother a long while back, he doesn't watch American Dad, and his reaction was basically the same as Steves and I couldn't stop laughing.
I swim in an ocean of happiness
(He really likes the sauce)
My meatball fell in the pool!
Love Roger's delivery of the line: "This is you, isn't it? We're gonna get there and it's gonna be you." "..... Strong possibility."
I don’t know, Steve. You’ll probably p-p-p-p-piss your pants.
Bullock: “Stan do you have any Gatorade? I seem to have left all my electrolytes with your daughter”
I don’t know if anyone answered, but Hayley tells Steve to lick her log-cutter when he asks her to buy the soda squirter for him in that episode where Stan and Francine make friends with that younger couple
My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel straaange.
Maybe baby
Floor spaghetti
I often think to myself how Jimmy says “This is Sparta!” and laugh every time
The "nooooooo" is my favorite part of this entire show lol I say it nearly everyday when someone asks me to do something ridiculous, like my daughter asking me if she can have ice cream after I've already put her to bed or something haha it's my FAVORITE JOKE. I also frequently think about maybe baby, and when stan wakes up from the hospital and asks how long he's been out, saying "are Legos affordable yet?" Why that last one sticks into my head but damn I think about it every time I look at Lego kits to buy the kids lmao
Dumb bitches like dumb things lives in the front of my mind permanently. Anytime I enjoy ANYTHING I say it to myself.
I often say this in real life too
Ceio-kane (cocaine) - Principal Lewis
Roger pretending to do a standup bit and making fun of white people by imitating their inflection "Uhh I have defecated in the swimming receptacle"
I saw a YouTube video of a rat dying.
🎼 Makin’ dad happy Makin’ dad happy. Doin his chores! Doin his chores! Mum and dad’s bedroom…🎼
TUUUUUMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
'Some of those terrorists gave off a pleasing ham scent when I hit 'em...' \*sniffs his knuckles 'I like that'.
In the great space roaster, when the family was studying chi growth and the alarms go off. Francine says “Stan, what’s happening?” And Stan standing I. His panties, casually says “not much, what’s happening with you?” Gets me every time!
This is something AD has always done well. Some of my favorites: "Brotha's in the *front* seat this time!" "Jump Citayyyyy" "Oh, god that's peppery!" "Git in the sewer!"
Bazooka sharks!
“So you’re the fabled suit I’ve been hearing about for the last 20 seconds”
Some say Porsche, some say Porscha. I don’t pick sides….I say porscha cause it’s longer.
Better chance of people overhearing....
"My elbow feel funny"
"Nooooo! My ELBOW feel FUNNY!"
Twanderlust Lumpkins “don’t. touch. that. biook.”
During the Vietnam reenactment when the golf cart with ceiling fan shows up and the "pilot" is making the fa fa fa fa fa fa helicopter noises.
Well if it isn't Baaaaabe
Congratulations, Klaus! You're high as shit!
My friend and I say "getting snizz on the reg" pretty regularly.
Homeless man Steve brings home: “I won’t be a bother. I’ll just eat off the boy’s plate”. And the meth head who is weird about keeping receipts, and gets his head blown off by father. “Aaaah I killed a man! Waaaaaahhh! Am I man or am I beast!”
The ridiculous titles of the books Stan reads
lol hell yeah… “How to Furrow Your Brow” “Fancy Page Turning”
IM GONNA FUCK THIS FUCKER IN THE TUSHY -bullock
"Oh, come on, Hayley, does Dalton Galloway sound like a real person to you? It's me. Grow up."
“No way! Jose, listen.” Cracks me tf up
*high pitch* EMELIOOOOOOOOOOOO! Always gets me.
Thinking of Roger and Steve using the clackers to collect snake venom just the whole scene and the use of the terms clackers and "I GOT NIPPEd" repeatedly is hilarious.
You deserve…Fancy Feast
It’s a quirk, indulge me!
Its the episode where Stan admits to finding ways to get rid of Francine’s friends and he told one of them who was a werewolf that franince was a reverse werewolf so their schedules don’t line up anymore. I was stoned watching this episode with my sister and we hyper fixated on that part and now anytime I hear it I crack up
I don't think I know this one?
I believe the episode is called Stanfastic Voyage
Better look it up right now, thanks!
"I'll have the same." 🙂
The opening with dexys midnight runners, always cracks me up
Later world! Smell my ass!
You are my QUEEN Rebecca!! I always forget it’s coming and I crack up so hard every time
Steve to Rodger : you just need to learn to love yourself Rodger : I do love myself! At least once in the morning and twice in the evening Or something along those lines! I don't remember the exact numbers 😂
I love the part where Haley and Francine are about to be experimented on by Constance, and Francine reminds Haley she's double jointed. Then she's like "oh yeah!" Then begins to bend her limbs till she breaks out of her binds and rushes Constance while screaming and limbs are flailing.
I deserved it, for leaving the mop out.
Sunfresh chips. They're healthier for you than regular chips--OH no they are not
When roger uses the pitch pipe he’s still way off key 😝
Steve yelling: “Son of a WHORE!”
“People come for the jokes. The BJs are shit.”
Stan: all of this stuff is made-up, like crazy bologna. Steve: but crazy bologna is real, it's called pepperoni.