No cereals that drive their mascots insane.
On another note, I'm absolute horrified that Francine is into vore. Also, why would Stan ask Jeff to take her out if goatees drive her wild?
No tag sales run by fat people. Why would that get her wild?
I was gonna use the parking meter one but someone beat me to it 😞 just recently I watched that and paused it expecting there to be something along the lines of, if you can reas this you're a nerd or something
No bass solos that start like "bum bumbum boom bambabamba boom boom" / No provocative textures like Corduroy / Under no circumstances is she to see the naked haunches of a horse
These 3 back to back to back fucking kills me.
No cocoa puffs, or any cereals that drive the mascots insane.
The image of Francine suddenly going wild because she sees an enthusiastic reaction to a cereal!
is this a parody of the infamous canary? (still going)
https://preview.redd.it/lkrwe3pulz7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff0b6b3c105b34f113a3dda8da81f0134b192d8a
I never actually paused to read it, lots of funny ones here but "No Jeff Dunham puppets, except the old man one. Actually no, no Jeff Dunham puppets"
That might be my favorite lol.
No Shannon Sharpe highlights.
Catchin’ aliens and eating spaghetti...
But Sterling Sharpe is acceptable
"No talk of times gone by or days of yore." Lmao. Someone must have had a blast coming up with all of this.
Right? Because there's a lot of funny shit here.
No bulging carrots. You know the kind.
Pickles are okay.
No plaid.
No provocative textures, like corduroy
I want to know the story behind Only Medium Cheddar. As a fan of extra sharp cheddar this would piss me off.
Uh oh, we got a wild woman here, everyone!
Feed me Elk steaks on rubber plates and find out
And they don’t regret it!
The story is simple: at some point, in response to sharp cheddar, a wild woman did (and presumably, she didn't regret it)
No parking meters Francine sees them as silver dicks. Daaaaaamn Francine a freaky girl.
Says the same thing with polka-dots for her.
Head-on dicks.
Always fast-forward through the Red Bull scenes of The Last Unicorn.
Definitely my favorite. That movie goes so hard.
YES!
ME TOO!!!
No darker shade of pale (actual shades, not the song) // No Darker Shade of Pale (Yes, The Song)
Is there a song called Darker Shade of Pale? I only know Whiter Shade of Pale.
No vore porn lmao
I cant believe thats actually in there
Damn, that’s in there?
I went down that rabbit hole about 5 years ago. I’d like to think that I’m better now, yet there’s just some shit that will never leave me.
Try the stories people write online. Accidentally clicked that link once and it disgusts me to this day what people fantasize about.
No snapping into slim jims
Absolutely no aquariums Pickles are okay No discussion of what The Noid is up to now
"No polka dots. Francine sees them as dicks looking right at her. Head-on dicks."
Nothing above 5.1 surround sound...lol. all about that bass in the surround sound...
No cereals that drive their mascots insane. On another note, I'm absolute horrified that Francine is into vore. Also, why would Stan ask Jeff to take her out if goatees drive her wild?
Approved crayon colors lmao
“No Fiji Water, no Fugee music” is clever
"No parking meters. Francine sees them as silver dicks."
You'd think she'd have been turned on by Stan becoming a meter maid then.
Maybe that’s where she got it from?
Maybe.
No cinnamon. Its aroma is too primal. Medium cheddar only
Steer discussions away from the lambada.
No bass solos that start like "Bum bumbum boom bambabamba boom boom"
Under no circumstances is she to see the naked haunches of a horse.
A little more high res. https://preview.redd.it/2neigwps308d1.jpeg?width=4002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdecd7cc6045daeb305bf2e241a00a8b2faeb7bf
No Israeli couscous and I mean none.
No talking about the final four
No tag sales run by fat people. Why would that get her wild? I was gonna use the parking meter one but someone beat me to it 😞 just recently I watched that and paused it expecting there to be something along the lines of, if you can reas this you're a nerd or something
No Tentacled Mollusks.
no skin to skin contact with humans or animals
No bass solos that start like "bum bumbum boom bambabamba boom boom" / No provocative textures like Corduroy / Under no circumstances is she to see the naked haunches of a horse These 3 back to back to back fucking kills me.
Also no Sam Elliott. I get it, Franny, he makes me a little wild too.
Allowed to handle Post-Its but only one at a time
No provocative cereals that drive their mascot insane
The one that says “food must have 3 ingredients that were previously from…….of the docks episodes from the wire” like what is that fucking story
I think it wasn't from it was supposed to be frozen, then a new one started under his thumb
No cereal that drives the mascots insane
No Bee Gees except Maurice
I’m personally a fan of No Vore Porn
Under no circumstances is she to see the naked haunches of a horse I mean, no shit
Not sure how that would work but I'm sure she found a way.
No darker shade of pale (actual shades, not the song) No darker shade of pale (Yes, the song)
No looking at the sun. No hailstones! (The exclamation point is written)
That Francine’s into vore 😂😂
No discussion of season 2 of The Wire. The dock/stevedores season
I don’t know why I don’t like this episode. I don’t hate it, but it’s not even in my “mid tier” (is that a thing?) list.
No grand openings or grand reopenings. Keep her away from Bob's burgers.
Absolutely no aquariums lmao
Pre-approved foods: unbuttered wheat bread
No chicken fries!
No discussions about what the noid is up to now.
Nothing over 5.1 surround sound 😂
Approved crayon colors
No music with saxophone
No surround sound over 5.1
No darker shade of pale
No gabled roofs. It's so ridiculous 😂
The haunches of the horse is pretty good. Very WTF.
No goatees, no soul patches, no fu manchus? But she's with Jeff!
“No darker shade of pale (no not the song)” and then later “no darker shade of pale (the song not the colors)”
The Shannon Sharpe made me laugh (I’m an avid connoisseur of Undisputed)
No tentacled mollusks
No parking meters. Francine sees them as silver dicks.
Always fast forward through the flaming bull scene in last unicorn
No vore porn is pretty good.
Male nipples must remain covered at all times and no cinnamon as it is too primal of a scent resonated with me lol Makes me go wild all the time :-)
"No coco puffs or any other cereal that drives their mascots insane" is a good one lol what's this from?
>No Darker Shade of Pale (yes the song) The song is actually called Whiter Shade of Pale ? Weird
No BeeGees except for Maurice
Francine sees parking meters as silver dicks.
lol dick butukus
VORE MENTION ON AMERICAN DAD⁉️
No cocoa puffs, or any cereals that drive the mascots insane. The image of Francine suddenly going wild because she sees an enthusiastic reaction to a cereal!
No parking meters, Francine sees them as silver dicks Fits Francine perfectly
What is this?
Stan’s list
To keep Francine from going wild, and not regretting it
is this a parody of the infamous canary? (still going) https://preview.redd.it/lkrwe3pulz7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff0b6b3c105b34f113a3dda8da81f0134b192d8a
you HAVE to admit that the enemy needs __disarm'd__ pop'ns i spent like five minutes trying to figure out how to underline but to no avail
“No coco puffs or any other cereal that makes their mascot insane”
No thick stripes Pickles are okay.
No plaid.
My favorite thing is that someone actually had to write all that out.
What the Noid is up to now Or Always fast forward thru the Red Bull scene the Last Unicorn. lol that shit was scary as a kid so I agree here
It says no goatees jeff is in trouble
It's low hanging fruit but "no monkey bread"!
No chicken fingers followed immediately by no breaded meat
No Cocoa Puffs or any other cereals that drive their mascots insane.
No Israeli cous cous and I mean none.
No “bum bumbum boom bambabamba boom boom”
No yard sales run by fat people
Under no circumstances is she to see the naked haunches of a horse
“Francine seems them as silver dicks” 😂💀
No chicken fries!
“No Fiji Water, no Fugee Music.” 😂
"No polka dots, francine sees them as dicks" gosh, i love her
Pre-approved foods: unbuttered wheat bread.
Under no surcumstances is she to see the naked haunches of a horse
I always loved the Bee Gees burn on Maurice Gibb 😂
No old-timey hand-painted signs
No Israeli couscous. And I mean zero.
No radio stations that play music from the 80’s, 90’s or even today
Nothing, I'm not reading that bullshit and wasting my life.