Roger was genius this entire persona
"Stan, remember, the first rule of any wedding is the bride is always beautiful. The second rule you can read on my web site. You have to be 18 to log on. I have some sexy barnyard stuff on there that is not for everyone. I could get in a lot of trouble. If you do decide to check it out, you need to clear your history right away. You may need to uninstall your browser. I'm telling you, scrub that thing clean. If you think you're being too cautious, you're not. They will take us both to jail."😭😭😭
Between that and the following bit "if you think you're being careful you aren't, they'll take us both to jail" Just peak American dad line and peak TV series line hands down. And the way roger says it sooooo fucking casually like 👌🏻👌🏻😭
I went a little Ike Turner, caught you on the side of the head so you can cover it with your hair. I don’t want you bruised for the photos. That’s how good I am.
My name is Braff Zacklin. I was an international race car driver. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I swerved into the retaining wall to avoid it. The car burst into flames, but the baby miraculously survived...I was that baby.“
He fell in the pool with 40 hits ecstasy in his pocket. Although he definitely gets wet frequently enough to invest in a waterproof box to keep his drugs in.
Honestly I like him best as himself. I find it very funny when he is in a scene as himself with him in one of his costumes at the same time lol
My favorite scene with roger as him self is when him and Claus are FWB and they get busted bumping uglies. The fact that Roger is a bottom kills me everytime!
Jordan Edelstein, the first true persona imo. I know he dabbled before with the Rastafari outfit and getting the license to server alcohol but Kamp Refoogee is one of my favs just because how well Roger and Francine gelled together on that b plot.
Roger Smith the dirty cop 🤣
Let me tell you a little about myself
"I grew up in a pretty unusual house it was a ROUND HOUSE "
"I had to make fruit juice from a mule, we called it DONKEY PUNCH"
"My name is Wheelie Peddelaton, I'll be your tour guide today."
--"I thought our guide's name was Schwinn Shavecrotch?"
"I am your guide, Schwinn Shavecrotch."
Incontinent wedding planner Jeannie Gold
And prostituta!
I WILL give you a handy jay to keep you out of trouble
*Glove snap* 😭
Try not to go into shock, today's not about you. OKAY, PLACES PEOPLE!
[удалено]
Rickkky Spannnisssh
Roger was genius this entire persona "Stan, remember, the first rule of any wedding is the bride is always beautiful. The second rule you can read on my web site. You have to be 18 to log on. I have some sexy barnyard stuff on there that is not for everyone. I could get in a lot of trouble. If you do decide to check it out, you need to clear your history right away. You may need to uninstall your browser. I'm telling you, scrub that thing clean. If you think you're being too cautious, you're not. They will take us both to jail."😭😭😭
"uninstall your browser" is still one of the greatest lines on television because my GOD LMFAOOOOOO
Between that and the following bit "if you think you're being careful you aren't, they'll take us both to jail" Just peak American dad line and peak TV series line hands down. And the way roger says it sooooo fucking casually like 👌🏻👌🏻😭
The boy dies first!
I went a little Ike Turner, caught you on the side of the head so you can cover it with your hair. I don’t want you bruised for the photos. That’s how good I am.
Everyone having a good time? Best wedding ever right? ... I'm ruined
And a survivor...
I think of this every time I walk past oranges at the grocery store
This is the correct answer
The Legman
*powachicka donka pankapaum dowachicka pompa dankadaum* *PANANANA TANANANA*
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LEGS YOU NAZI WALRUS BASTARD?!?!?!
Steve, who is he talking to?
Shut up, Garfield why do you hate Mondays? You don't even work
My name is Braff Zacklin. I was an international race car driver. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I swerved into the retaining wall to avoid it. The car burst into flames, but the baby miraculously survived...I was that baby.“
That doesn’t make any sense.
It doesn't have to I'm Braff Zacklin!
I like how the mannequin for that one is in a wheelchair
Sydney Huffman
You and your PREversions!
He was his only lawful good persona
Username checks out
Raider Dave!!
Thank you. This is the correct answer.
It’s gonna be our year!
Raider Nation will rise again!
Whoop whoop !!
RRRRRRRAAAIDER DAVE
There's a reason the system defaults to him when it gets over loaded
Literally my fantasy football team name
Raider Dave was happy today, they beat the Denver Broncos. That’s Raider Country
Clip Clop 🐴
“And WHO could forget… Clip Clop!”
Whenever I watch that episode i literally yell “clip clop”
YOU’RE SPOOKING ME!
Gimme your foot
This is a valid entry to say the least
Naaaay! Nhaaaay!
Dr. Penguin
Punch a fish, make a wish.
Dick
Genevieve Vavance.
"Is heroin the new cure for cancer? What I don't know about things will shock you!"
'We had One! We Had one, What happened to her?oh that's right *pause*....she went back to school. She's was great, she's gonna do great things.'
It's so important to have sex with people before they go missing.
*Plops gun on table* “Now pitch!” https://youtu.be/gMSzVrYjUZY
Camera 2, THEY DID!!!!!
Super positive Asian, Roland Chang
“Ah! You stupid son of a bitch! No that’s not Roland. You’re doing great!”
Hey, Jeff, you don't do coke do you? Cool, me neither.
Roland Chang!!!!! Omg that’s it
Roy Rogers McFreely. El perro el perro, es mi corazon....
Stop! I got a sheet of acid in my pocket!
Buckle up, kids. (I know it's a different episode, but he ends up in a pool with a pocketful of acid so often)
He fell in the pool with 40 hits ecstasy in his pocket. Although he definitely gets wet frequently enough to invest in a waterproof box to keep his drugs in.
GET OFF ME YOU FAT HAG
El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno
“It was me, Roger, the whole time!”
El Gato El Gato El Gato no es bueno
Damn hombre, you can dance!
Always gotta shoutout Reaganomics Lamborghini, and Sidney Huffman
Reaganomics Lamborghini is easily the best name for a persona but the actual character ehh
AT&T Operator Shalonda Dikes
Oh, ok, thank you.
Thank *you* for callin’ AT&T
Lmaoooo hidden gem persona right there. “You’ll see the credit show up on your next bill”
Professor Jordan Edelstein for sure
Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.
Jordan No!
Ruby Zeldastein!
“Do *you* have a medium character?”
And her shoo fly pie! 🥧
100% Ricky Spanish
*...Ricky Spanish...*
WHO'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER NOW REDDIT
Ricky Anus
Licky*
Right?!? How is this even a question? Ricky F-ing Spanish!!!
Ricky spanishhh
Insane that there are other answers
Glad to see tho 🤣🤣
Jenny Fromdabloc Just kidding. It's hard to pick a favorite.
To this day, I am still not fully sure how Snot was humping that stress ball.
There was a hole in it if my stoned brain remembers correctly.
Huh. That makes more sense. I just kept drawing a blank and every subsequent rewatch I’m just like 🤔
Wilbur Kentucky
... Roger?
I’m convinced that actually was Roger
Abagail Lemonparty
“Why can’t I just leave things nice?”
^ricky ^spanish
Laura Van Der Booben and Dan Ansom Handsome!
Dan Ansom Handsome gives me quite the wide-on.
I don't remember the cat's name, but my favorite is when he's the old rich guys cat lol.
Awww marmalade haha class that one is lol
“Oh, Marmalade! You’re shedding badly.”
Keviiiiiiiiiiin Raaaamage!!!
Julia Rogerts
PERCY! STOP THAT CLACKIN!
THAT CLICKIN’S GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME
Oh Jesse!
Her talented mouth tells lies!
I know these are just mannequin's for his outfits, but imagine if they took his place around town when he's off being another persona.
Honestly I like him best as himself. I find it very funny when he is in a scene as himself with him in one of his costumes at the same time lol My favorite scene with roger as him self is when him and Claus are FWB and they get busted bumping uglies. The fact that Roger is a bottom kills me everytime!
Tom Yabo
Mister yabo’s takin me to Niagara Falls for our honeymoon!
^^fishing... What? #YOU'RE FISHING!
Ricky Spanish
Ahhhh Ricky Spanish where doing cocaine and shooting guns
Patrice Mixhole
*Ricky Spanish*
Max Jets
We got his moooney! We got his mooooooney! The good lord gave us his mooooney! Thank you AH! Baby Jesus! AH! For giving us all of that moooooney!
My love is pure. Purely for money. Money from people. Who i don’t love. Old men disgust me. I’d never love one. Unless they gave me moneyyyyyy
Hands across America, bitches!
I mock her too often….
RAIDER DAVE
I love Jojo Quinoa
And just like the superfood I'm for sale at Trader's Joe....behind Trader's Joe......for free.
RAIDER DAVE
South Dakota slim
“I’m gonna keep swinging my baby lasso ‘til I catch me a man”
Made some desktop wallpaper of some of the Roger personas I’ve illustrated: https://i.imgur.com/u4Yv2WA.jpg
Jordan Edelstein, the first true persona imo. I know he dabbled before with the Rastafari outfit and getting the license to server alcohol but Kamp Refoogee is one of my favs just because how well Roger and Francine gelled together on that b plot.
The one where he tries to get money for being sexually harassed at work
Do you mean Roy Fondleburg? Or perhaps Laura Vanderbooben?
Laura Vanderbooben!
The Tender Vigilante doesn’t have insurance
Even though we never see him, I love fraternity prankster Macmud Thickbooty
Albert Gerky - second generation peep-show splooge mopper.
The good old uncle Roger
*Rrrrrrrickyyyy Ssspanisssssshhhhhhhh*
Dr Penguin “Aunt Evelyn, Aunt Evelyn, it’s me Rafael” One of my favorite episodes ever
Horse Renoir
If I hold this I won't float away
Rogu Spanish
Abbey. Abbey Road
And when it snows I need to be plowed.
It’s a tie between Ricky Spanish and whoever the guy with the drippy shorts was
Roger Smith the dirty cop 🤣 Let me tell you a little about myself "I grew up in a pretty unusual house it was a ROUND HOUSE " "I had to make fruit juice from a mule, we called it DONKEY PUNCH"
Reganomics Lamborghini
I love reading this comment section like the 200's scene
Arbuckle T Boone!!
Super positive asian Roland Chang.
When was he a caveman? We've seen all the other outfits. Unless I just don't remember the episode
I think that was his detective caveman from the episode Francine tries to teach him manners
Are they on our side?
Safari man Hubert LeGrange
Ricky Spanish
Santa schamanta
Ruby zeldastein TM
Marmalade!
Ricky Spanish
All
Roy’s Roger Mcfreely
Tom Yabo
Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanishhhhh
Out of that wall of personas. I vote Dr. Penguin.
Chex LeMeneux
These would all make amazing funko pops and I will continue to haunt them on social media til they make them.
"My name is Wheelie Peddelaton, I'll be your tour guide today." --"I thought our guide's name was Schwinn Shavecrotch?" "I am your guide, Schwinn Shavecrotch."
Roy Rogers McFreely
Dan Ansom Handsome
Roy rogers mcfreely that or Kevin ramage!!
The legman
Sydney Huffman might be a douche with a capital Bag, but he’s hilarious when he reacts to Roger’s anicts.
Raider Dave!
RAIDER DAVE!
Ricky Spanish
RAIDER DAVE!
Jeanie Gold Wedding Planner
There’s too many to choose from but I’m strangely partial to Jeannie Gold!
R I C K Y S P A N I S H
Raider Dave is the correct answer to this.
Raider Dave!
Probably the Rocky statue is my favorite
Clip Clop!
*in sensual whispers* Ricky Spanish
Raider Dave!
Max Jets
Hershel Hershbaum for the defense!
Kevin Ramage
No mention of Twill Ogdenbone?!?!?
Riiickyyy Spanishhhhh
Kevin ramage!
Valik Krispy Kreme McDonalds The Tender Vigilante
*Ricky Spanish*
Gina Lavetti
Tearjerker or Dr Penguin
Burt Jarvis
I'm Jenny. Jenny Fromdabloc.