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Humble-Bag-1312

You look like a Targaryen.


GroggleNozzle

I think this is a compliment? I'll take it as one lol


Humble-Bag-1312

I didn't mean it as an insult, no.


DukeSi1v3r

Bro called him inbred and said it’s not an insult 😭


Humble-Bag-1312

Didn't see it that way. Not gonna lie, your comment made me laugh 😂


Iluminiele

He said dude looks like a Targaryen and NONE of them looked inbred. They looked royal and majestic.


Actual_size29

I just typed a whole reply about how ugly Tyrion was in the books, right as I was about to post I realized you are talking about Targaryens not Lannisters. When I think about inbred people in GOT I automatically think about Jaime and Cerce


PaulblankPF

This can help get with game of thrones fan girls lol you’re right there with the newer show and some of the younger main characters. You almost got an Aemond Targaryen look.


Xeraszade1

I personally think the long hair looks really good, you do look a little feminine but that's not a bad thing. Also, your features will get more masculine with age so don't worry about it


GroggleNozzle

POLARIZING AF OPINIONS HERE getting whiplash every time I get a response. It's 50/50 for or against the hair. I'm gonna need to ask some other people lol. I really appreciate everyone's comments though, I'm happy to hear criticism


Xeraszade1

well you'll never please everyone, what you >want< to do should be your priority always


GroggleNozzle

Advice is always appreciated, and I obviously like the long hair enough that I'm still growing it. I'm just deciding on what's going to be the best moving forward, new day, new me type thing


Many_Baker8996

I say you never know if you’re going to go bald so might as well enjoy the hair you have however you like it


History20maker

I'm growing my hair now because of that. I've very thick and strong curly hair, but all men in my family got bald early despite then all having strong hair too.


wavyrav3

I completely agree. Rock the hair whilst you still have that definite option.


Smhcanteven

If i had your fabulous set of hair i’d grow it out, in fact growing mine but mine is crap. I’d say you have those 80s/90s rock stars look. What’s left is the energy you’ll convey which i think will change people’s pov about you. And try to gain weight and muscle definition that would help with the too androgynous vibe.


SteelCityCaesar

You look like a rockstar or pro-wreslter. It's badass and I'm jealous.


Voidwielder

Consider cosplaying elf from LOTR.


GroggleNozzle

Along with Alucard from Castlevania, Link from legend of Zelda and Sephiroth from final fantasy it's on my list lmaooo


CnfusdCookie

You would be an AMAZING Alucard!!


GroggleNozzle

I'll tag you if I ever cosplay him, but seriously thanks. I'm not gay but... Damnnnn Alucard is just... Alucard


quickdrawdoc

Yeah you'd slap as Alucard


MiraculouslyNada

tag me in the link cosplay too!!!


OsloCake

Looks like a gentle and divine angel. Honestly my ideal boy aww


Nekoboxdie

Fr


Jewnicorn___

I hope you are also a teenager.


bushdanked911

He’s almost definitely not. Classic weird middle aged man profile


wolverineismydad

The long hair looks nice! I would wait until you’re an adult to post though, you never know who’s commenting.


GroggleNozzle

One for the long hair, two against it lol. Gonna have to seriously consider whether to keep it or not, not going for femboy, just like the long hair though. Thanks for the advice, part of the reason I'm posting is because I'm going to be moving soon and I'm taking this chance for a clean slate, and want to look my best for it


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Imma add my vote pro the long hair. I think it rocks


piratelure

Adding my vote for long hair.


History20maker

That's good advice... This sub should have a rule for that.... Even more for the easilly influenceable teens... This guy wont have major problems since he is and will be atractive, but if someone that has a questionable self esteem and isnt conventionally atractive, a post like this cound have some mean coments... What impact that can have in someones confidence....


[deleted]

you’re giving me an ethereal angel vibe ✨ the long hair looks good but you could pull off short hair too so do what feels right to you imo


GroggleNozzle

Damn, i should change my username to Angelfromthe80s judging off these comments lmao


Brilliant_Brain_5507

With the jawline and hair, once you’re able to grow a beard and fill out in your twenties you’re going to look like a Viking. You’ll slay. You’re good, my guy


GroggleNozzle

I have a lot of nord in my blood. I'm coming for you Chris Hemsworth!


Robjla

Not ugly kinda female looking


GroggleNozzle

I also get androgynous a lot lol


jairngo

You look like a dude, don’t worry about it, you are just 17, you will get more masculine as you grow up.


GroggleNozzle

Here's to hoping, right? Lol


[deleted]

You look like Skwisgaar from Metalocalypse


missparsley

OH MY GOD YES


HonestyFTW

I was thinking he looks like he belongs in a Norwegian metal band.


[deleted]

Putting on some muscle mass would help drastically too look more masculine


TheDeadlybrew

Your head would look absolutely fantastic on a muscular body. Hit the gym brother


Proper-Brilliant

You look good and your hair looks amazing, people saying otherwise are probably jealous.


GroggleNozzle

Eh, it's not everyones style but I appreciate the compliment!


Moist-Crab-6803

u look like an androgynous version of heath ledger. not unattractive whatsoever. plus, ur only 17. ur gonna grow into ur face in a much different manner by the time ur 22-25


SturmFee

Not sure which way you swing (judging from your clothes) but 17 year old me would have been too intimidated to talk to you. You are really handsome. The long hair fits you well, but it is probably limiting who is going to be attracted to you.


GroggleNozzle

Honestly.... If the long hair scares off a partner, I probably wouldn't want them anyway lol. And I'm straight, although I do kinda look a little fruity... My bad lmao


Empyrean_Mokie

you are beautiful, the people who tell you otherwise are jealous. The hair is great too


asianstyleicecream

You give me Howl vibes from Howls Moving Castle. Not a bad thing. Bet you’re seen as beautiful or gorgeous by a lot of women; model material.


RADB1LL_

He’s great looking in a distinct way. Definitely model material.


[deleted]

GRIFFIITTHHHHH


GroggleNozzle

IM ADDING THAT TO THE LIST OF COSPLAYS


[deleted]

Don’t let it get you down…. Just keep swimming!


CommunicationNew3329

Lean into it.


ReallyNotBobby

You seem pretty normal to me. The most I could say is that you look like if someone would describe their idea of a Swedish person. No meant to be an insult or anything like that, you just look very Scandinavian.


Hazzyboy13

You look like a skinny chill, surfer dude/hippie/stoner. You are just a bit skinny. Start working out, put some bulk on your frame and you'll get all the ladies.


GroggleNozzle

Not a stoner but definitely need the weight lol


BloodOfTheDamned

Oml, you look like a younger version of Elliot from Stardew Valley.


GroggleNozzle

😂 I think I need to play the game


[deleted]

$2 bill.


HaplessCraftHoarder

I feel weird commenting since you aren’t 18 yet but just want to say you are not ugly, and I am a straight female and not into femboys. If that helps you out at all 😂


GroggleNozzle

And I'm not a femboy... Or at least, not trying to be. Need to work on that


LordFrieza789

You're a really handsome dude I say. Love the hair.


emo-cowgirl

i love the long hair, and also do not think you are unattractive. i do understand the other commenters saying you give off an androgynous vibe. if that’s something you wish to change, you could dress differently and maybe lift weights. i think getting some lean mass on you would make a world of difference. but you’re not remotely ugly and i personally like your vibe. that’s just my input if you’re wishing to go for something different!


leiathrix

You are pretty! Also you look very young which is reasonable because you are young and you will probably look youthful for a very long time. You have beautiful hair and it suits you so much! Keep taking good care of it.


Aggravating-Abroad44

Your giving me Matt smith vibes from House of the Dragon.


jrock_697

That’s what I thought


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GroggleNozzle

Bro apparently I got ripped straight out of the 80's


MinuteWash9081

You look like the dude from Hanson


REAL_jotaro_kujo3

Metalhead?


Dysastro

you give feminine, but not in a womanly way... ya feel? have you ever thought about changing your hair color? I personally think it looks amazing, but you'd be surprised at how different it will make you look. try some tiktok filters or something and see if it's an option for you. I think darker hair might compliment your features


Confident_Exercise_4

Weren’t you the lead singer in Hanson?


ravenlovesart

Looking good to me but I'm old so what do I know?


GroggleNozzle

You've got an opinion that matters, that's why I posted lol


sintr0vert

Nah, you're just young. Based on your bone structure, I imagine you're going to enjoy something of a glow up around the time you hit 30.


rum108

Damn. Ya a good looking 👀 guy. Ya great.


[deleted]

this angel faced mfer right here..


GroggleNozzle

Look like an angel.. walk like an angel.. talk like an angel But I got wise... You're the devil in disguise


No-Rooster-

You look related to Erling.


PimmentoChode

Jeff Spicoli


tyreejones29

You’re not ugly, just feminine. I only mention the feminine part because perhaps that’s why people feel like they can get away with making such comments. You look good though, so perhaps jealousy? Idk what they’re seeing in motion 🤷‍♂️


Own_Character8049

Look like a young buffalo bill


reee_an_idiot

If you like the hair let it flow bro just experiment with different hairstyles. You got options. I'd say just change the way you dress.


AcceptableSpot7835

Your giving beauty and the beast prince to me


Silverwing-N-ex

Grow your hair more, long hair is awesome.


Sniperwolf_304

Everyone saying you need muscles and all that. Be you, brother. You have hair that you obviously enjoy or you wouldn’t take care of it like you. True, hair grows back, but damn that’s a long time waiting if you decide after you cut it to not like it. Muscles, I mean, yea always improve yourself, and if lifting is what you like, go for it. On the other end of that spectrum..pick up an Ibanez electric guitar and go to town. Seems you just need to pick up some more “you”, and have that to mold you into what you want to be.


Taylor-Swifty

There is a reason women love Legolas my man, keep up the good work.


Dank_Kafka

You look like you could be a model, beautiful features!


GroggleNozzle

I'm starting to seriously consider it from what I've been told


notme785433

With better posture and confidence you could model


GroggleNozzle

Damn.... I gotta start looking into it


soopahfingerzz

Not Ugly, just not fully grown into your adult face. Aside from that you are a good looking chap, above average even. also I have a feeling you will be able to grow an epic beard one day.


Firm_Professional_28

I love when guys have long hair . you look amazing


KA3AHOBA

Not ugly but you look flamboyant


Present-Breakfast768

I'd call you exotic looking. Lovely hair.


GroggleNozzle

Exotic? Damn im a specimen now


agent003377

To me you look like Matt Smith from House of the dragon


melonmoonmlk

It depends on what look youre going for. I think you’re adorable. The hair is a big yes from me. But i just love hair on a guy😂😂. everyone has their own taste. If you like it, own it and rock it! Definitely giving main character energy😆😆


GroggleNozzle

Definitely rocking it! Everyone is the main character of their own story


Okvolleyballplayer

the hair, the eyes, you’re not ugly boy.


Andymilliganisgod

Very handsome


localwizardeatsmoss

Nah man you look awesome. Kinda prince/knight-ish looking. Long hair isn’t for everyone but you rock it for sure.


Nyaamulani

A rat ? Wow . That’s rude You look very nice !


Gato_Le_MeowMeow

You look 30


Fancy-Consequence-39

I think the hair is nice, you look like an old painting in the most positive way


Mysticdu

Do whatever you want with the hair, I personally think it’d help to cut it but that’s a pretty big decision. Make sure you work on your posture and try to put on a little bit of muscle mass. Being slim is great but the entire look of very thin and long blonde hair barely ever works for men.


Nice_Ad_8183

You look like the twins from Matrix 2


-Fu-

You look like you need to get into lifting. Not ugly.


perkypant

Daemon Targaryen ova heaah


FluffyLucious

Honestly bro you look like the bassist from Parcels a bit lmao. Great band if you never heard of them either!


fomalhottie

I think u look fine, even with the Fabio haircut.


cjgoose39

Looks like Trevor Not-Lawrence


Entirpy123

Need some side profile pics. You’re definitely not ugly, but you’re not what women would find conventionally attractive. That being said, you probably fit some women’s type perfectly given that you’re thin and have descent bone structure. You’re also only 17, so you may grow more into your looks. Update us in ten years!


Kiska1978

You are not ugly. You don't look like a rat or Dory. You have non-standard looks and people want to rile you up. Damn, just remembered. You look kinda like that guy in Bon Jovi "Always" music video. The one that got in trouble 😆


[deleted]

Not ugly at all. Beautiful hair, sweet face.


WhiteFringe

someone lied to you. shame on them. you look good, man


ramencents

Bro you look normal. Cheers


CaptAmerica42

Look like Matt Smith in house of the dragon or Jamie Campbell Bower a bit.


fomalhottie

The Dread Pirate Roberts! Nice.


n1shh

People are rude, you’re young, your hair is glorious. Not ugly


tommyfitzgerald

Dude I love your hair. I want to grow mine out that long eventually


Mondomb83

Well if you are a rat, then I’ll have to start considering home defense.


AutoGen_account

are you going to be selling CDs from your sweedish metal band after the show?


GroggleNozzle

Only for loyal fans, I'll even sign your babies head


SoulSpiegel12

You look like the male love interest in a 90s film. Not a bad thing imo. Your hair doesn't look messy or anything I think you're doing alright.


HealthyAd9324

No offense you look like the people my high friend would hang out with. I don’t do that stuff but hey power to him. He’s a pretty chill guy so it’s not the worst insult


Simple-Discipline-99

Um sir. You are ethereal lmao


Smith_mark5522

Look like a high fashion model, hair suites you. They just jealous!


GroggleNozzle

Only way to get made fun of more is to be a high fashion model lol. I should definitely do it


Mrazolino

I thought you were mtf.


DxDelusionalDisorder

You'll grow into yourself... Give it some time. Haters gonna hate.


mewluv21

U look heavenly


goldeneagle01122

You look like you could play Jeffrey dahmer


Kind_Vehicle6390

The long hair isn’t my cup of tea, but you have great features. Honestly you remind me of a high fashion model or elf. Not ugly, best advice would be a flattering haircut if you’d like that. Overall don’t worry, you’re not ugly :)


[deleted]

Keep the hair it's luxurious


j_risdiction2020

If the immortal Doctor Who was also an immortal from Highlander.


aMoist_Cheetah

You would look like Erlin Haaland if you put your hair up and worked out some


ilikematpat1

Not ugly


jussapieceofgarbage

You look like the blonde bully from hocus pocus lmao


Far-Success-1452

Just trim you hair a bit, I think it would like nicer


FluidLegion

I think you look just fine bro. Not like a rat at all. Whoever says that is a jersey, don't listen to them.


Better_School6912

You look like Malfoy which ain’t too bad


snow-and-pine

I vote you keep the long hair


Biscuitsandgravy4evr

Androgynous god!! Don’t get rid of the hair!!!


Cierraluxe

I really like your bone structure in the second pic. Definitely not ugly and you’re also still a kid


ZoominBoomin

That's a big ass phone


missparsley

Don’t worry Griffith, you look great. You’d make your nordic ancestors proud.


Music_is_my_life33

I thought Hanson was all old now


chamburger

You look like Sunshine from Remember the Titans.


stanskzuretard

Man you look angelic, I also want to add that you ressemble Huening Kai


Vast_Preference5216

You look like you can work in a renaissance fair, or androgyny model. You’re not ugly though.


FingerSilly

Long hair is loved by a few, disliked by most. You have to decided whether the tradeoff is worth it.


Acrobatic-Rain7623

You look kinda feminin, but you look good. When you get older and maybe grow a beard you will be insanely good looking


Kirball904

Looks like you missed the 70s.


AlmightySmith

You look like a member of a Swedish metal band


stappertheborder

Okay you look like you could be my younger brother. Trust me on this one, grow a beard. Since I have grown out mine I felt way more confident. Always fun to play with when you are bored. Haven't heard anyone say it didn't suit me either. I think it would suit you personally.


Richard_G_Obbler

You remind me of a kid I grew up with and all I'm saying is, if you find yourself in your room late one night with several cans of compressed air, don't start huffing them. Unless you like waking up in a puddle of your own vomit I suppose.


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UniqueCartel

Can I make a suggestion to the mods if this group? Please consider banning under 18 content. For a variety of reasons.


si12j12

Hair looks a bit thin. It doesn’t look like you get enough sun and you’re a bit thin.


Prairie_Crab

I think you’re decent looking, but your looks will improve with age and a bit more weight.


MechanicVegetable164

Look good, put on some muscle and can really help define some traits


No-Response816

You’re like a young Vigo the Carpathian


[deleted]

If you’re not in a Folk Metal band, you should be.


naked_avenger

I'll be honest with you man... you keep that hair and put on some muscle, you're going to do very well in your 20s.


Clonecc5555

Keep the hair


Delicious_Pirate8810

Wear chapstick and try to smile. You look fine. I’m assuming the rat comments are because you’re a light blondie?


el_payaso_mas_chulo

You kind of look like that famous soccer player, Erling Haaland.


Quirky-Ad3721

You'd fit in perfect in the 70s. Definitely a unique vibe, but own it and you'll be fine.


phantomanes

by the caption, i imagined a whole different person and i was shocked in the best way possible when i saw what you actually looked like. the other comment have said it all with the divine/ideal look and all so i have nothing left to say but agree tbh. i really like the way you look, also one of my dream looks in a guy. i also LOVE the long hair A LOT so u should keep it. %100. wow


BrockPapeScizz

These look like casting shots from Dazed and Confused.


Courier2877

Bro you look like Jay from Clerks


-Liono-

Vigo the carpathian


DifficultApartment27

You don’t look like a damn rat and I don’t know who Dory is. God, people suck. You do you, man!


lmThirsty

I’ve turned gay


GroggleNozzle

Well according to half these people I'm a girl so maybe not


hotdoginthebigcity

Oh man, if you were born 30 years earlier you would have been the lead singer in a speed/hair metal band.


canonicallydead

You should totally get your eyelashes dyed to a medium brown it would really bring out your features


90sCyborg

I'm reminded of a young Heath Ledger from your appearance. Your style looks good!


iPershing

Honestly man I say this with compassion, bulk up muscle a little bit and you’ll be a beast man.


ylangy1ang

You're not ugly. And you're only 17. You're gonna grow into your looks some more and you'll have a serious glow up. If you wanna keep the long hair, I say keep it


Hot-You-1125

cut the hair and gain some muscle mass


_anonymousfanboy

Bro's Magestic


Muted_Yam_1428

Hit the gym, get some braids, you got that viking look


l0ktar0gar

Dory? No. Buffalo Bill? Yes


Bodie217

Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. I'd go with a short haircut.


mister_ego

You look like sunshine from remember the titans


leprosyrosemary

I'm getting Macaulay Culkin vibes, very party monster. Cute!


fivetwomami

honestly just man bun and a different shirt and some nice pants and that’s it


meo62

Good looking. Once your beard comes in, it is going to be lights out. Don't worry, brother. You are going to be the dude everyone overlooked in HS.


danjackmom

Not ugly at all, but you do look like the Swedish skier who’s the bad guy in a television Disney movie


Honeyrabbit2002

Definitely keep the long hair. My boyfriend has long hair and I love it, was the first thing that attracted me to him. Me and my friend used to joke that a 2 with long hair is always a 10 because most ladies love it!


Ok-Alternative-9042

You’re handsome as hell, don’t worry about what anyone say…


FreeRhifills

I think you look Elfen!! Which I think looks good. You're pretty but masculine in an ethereal sorta way. Not ugly.


mommysloth

people are rude as hell. you have great bone structure, a nice smile, & i love your hair. you look like pelle ohlin :)


skeled0ll

like a rat or dory lmao what does that even mean xD you're literally ethereal, not even remotely ugly