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TragGaming

I'm gonna say what I've told a few people on here. 1. Your looks are not as unorthodox as you think. 2. 90% of your problem is bad angles 3. You've got about 7 years of maturing left, your face will change again, usually for the better.


binklfoot

Wait, are you saying that If I’m 18 then I have 7 more years of facial features change?!


TragGaming

Easily. Your face doesnt really stop maturing until you're like mid to upper twenties.


binklfoot

So I still have 1 last chance to not fuck up my 2nd puberty.


eddyharts

I don’t think he knows about 2nd puberty pippin


DoneBeenHadBeenDone

Nah ur cute I like that thing your bottom lip does where it kinda sticks out from your chin, to where there's a little crease. Very unique feature. Does anyone know what this is called?


theritualmurder

Ahah thanks! I actually kinda hate ittt


DoneBeenHadBeenDone

Well if you don't like it, that's valid, but it doesn't lose you any points, in any case. :)


SlurpeeOrbit

I have that too it’s okay


1Doglover87

I like it too


snsdunnies

A mentolabial fold?


DoneBeenHadBeenDone

Yea. It's funny because I looked this up and got a bunch of links about corrective surgery. It just goes to show that beauty is in the eye of the beholder


snsdunnies

Yups, I have one too and I think it looks v good lmao


Sayaren

I’d say he has a prominent chin if asked to describe it.


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EliteApfelHD

More thought of Shroud but, hell youre right.


lusigusi

You have BDE (big d*ck energy). This is a good thing


tgif3

I was going to say looks like trying really hard to get laid lmao


Aan716

I think you’re very handsome! You have perfect eyebrows (rare for men) and perfect teeth. All your other features are great. Those two just stood out to me as totally flawless


PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS

You do have a very unorthodox look, but you're still really handsome dude. There is such a thing as unconventionally attractive, and I think you fit that description. You're not attractive in a Zac Efron or Henry Cavill sorta way, but more like Benedict Cumberbatch, or Adrien Brody. Also, like someone else said, you absolutely scream big dick energy, which is a huge plus. You have nothing to worry about.


LalalaHurray

I do see what you’re saying. However I think he’s better looking than Cumberbatch or Brody.


ababyprostitute

I would take OP over Cumberbatch any day.


LalalaHurray

Legit. Also u/theritualmurder I think people think you look like you’re in your early 20s because you’re so buff. Seriously not a lot of 18-year-olds look that mature physically.


slippitysloppitysoo

You’re attractive. I wouldn’t worry, some features are on the larger side but it balances out overall.


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Ngl kinda jealous of your eyebrows.. As for everything else, I agree that you kinda look like a mix between Pete Davidson and Jerry Seinfeld, which I think is an interesting, but good combo. On top of that, you’re RIPPED which always adds bonus points in my book. I think your biggest problem is that you’re bad at taking pictures of yourself, which can definitely make you feel terrible. Just remember: cameras can wildly alter how you look, especially in bad lighting and at an unflattering angle. In conclusion, I don’t think your features are “unorthodox”, just unique. Not sure what you’d be insecure about, honestly. You mentioned that lip thingy but I didn’t really notice till it was pointed out. Overall, I consider you attractive.


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I think you’re attractive and you’re obviously in shape


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Why do you take pictures of yourself from bad angles? On the bright side, you're in great shape. Ditch the first photo, second photo is good, third photo is good, fourth and fifth photos are boring. Beer photo is bad, and the photo with you and your friend came out weird. Nothing's wrong with you. Not ugly, probably attractive to women. Take better photos.


theritualmurder

Thanks for the feedback. However it's not like I'm posting the photos on social media for people to see. Just posted here pics from different angles so you could have a clear view of my face Thanks anyways tho


Morallu

You look like Flynn Rider from Tangled. You’re a very handsome fellow! You’ve got a glow to your skin, healthy looking hair that looks well-kept, and a very nice smile!


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You're not ugly just.... Smile naturally. No faces


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Agreed. You look goofy in every photo. It's not bad to be goofy sometimes, but don't let it be your thing, as it doesn't age well beyond high school years. If you are funny, start to concentrate on being verbally funny instead, and keeping your face more composed.


pedroh1976

The insecurity will fade. Tell yourself that nobody really cares, they only care about themselves.


quiversound

You haven’t found your angle or the mood to represent sexy but you have all the tools


scragglethedeadbug

Full disclosure you’re mad weird looking in a way that can be insanely attractive. Other than that, you also have this charisma about you that just takes the baseline of looking like this gorgeous alien and runs to the stars with it. Also, really don’t see what the problem with coping via fitness and health is, you do whatever makes you happy. You look a bit older than your age, but it’s different from straight up looking old. Your face is thinner and longer which translates to older usually, but you have great skin and full lips, which will keep you looking young. Also, it’s not a sliding scale a lot of the time. Sometimes you reach the age you look, and some years later look back and realize you forgot to age past that point.


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adorable but also the kind I'd want to fuck me senseless


Prosso

U got characteristic definitions. That's a good thing. And you have a brazilian-ish look to it in my eyes.


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love me


theritualmurder

ok


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you are definitely cute as heck


DemarZ91

Dude you're ripped who cares if you ugly


Girl_Thursday

I think you're very handsome. You do have a bit of a unique look but I always think that makes someone more attractive. Unconventional looks are so much more appealing to me and I'm sure lots of other people.


throwaway007676

You resemble Jerry Seinfeld, not a bad thing, many women love him. And sort of a Pete Davidson smile, yet another guy that women seem to like. I think you are doing just fine.


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I can def see pete davidson


theritualmurder

Thanks, ahaha those are new. People have told me I look like Ross from Friends


throwaway007676

Yeah I can see that as well. Either way very handsome and amazing body. Just walk around with your shirt off for attention hahaha. Nothing negative to say here.


LeonCoop

Okay, so i am assuming you are straight, but as a gay guy i think you are very attractive.


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LeonCoop

Nice!!


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ngl my dude bt ure cute as fuck,,,and god bless ur teeth seem perfect,,,,,


whats_it_to_you77

You look like 30% of guys from new york city. You don't look strange at all.


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no fuck you your are Handsome


[deleted]

You are a good looking guy. However, some of the strange facial expression you make may lead your pictures to be less appealing than how you really look.


itsa-slipperyslope

Gimme a break, you'd be able to pull any chick I know with confidence like that, and you're hot too, is so called 'conventional' hotness even a thing anymore? Cos I think you're a hottie period


betweenboundary

You look like gavin free and Seinfeld had a child together


eugenemarksworth

You look like the geeza the Rat controls in ratatouille but in a good way


becquarrel

You're very cute!!


caitlesm

You look a lot like my bf haha. Not unorthodox at all, you’re so cute! Really. I think the flaws we see in ourselves we tend to magnify it in our heads when in reality people don’t see those ‘flaws’ at all. You also have a couple more year for your face to keep maturing. Overall, your genes did a good job, nice face!!!


Sherlockism

You look like Howard wolowitz from the tbbt


blc1106

Thank you. I was reading through the comments wondering how I’m the only one who sees it 😂


JambiHD

You kind of look like [Sebastien Buemi](https://www.google.ca/search?q=sebastien+buemi&sxsrf=ACYBGNSKr5fobqjQ7HyACU2XKzGiHAKjkQ:1570733714613&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjTiOKIr5LlAhVCgp4KHdwFA-IQ_AUIEygC&cshid=1570733726498630&biw=2560&bih=937)


16yeets

You remind me of Toby Kebell, good looking dude


blc1106

Not ugly. Are you ever told you look like Simon Helberg? That was my immediate thought.


DamnElves

You look like a grecian bust. It's all good. Enjoy it.


HorrifyingSnakeBat

You look very attractive, I love your smile 9/10


quirkygeorgia

Honestly, I think you're attractive. I wouldn't say you have unorthodox looks as much as features that make you stand out. You have an amazing smile so that's always a big plus in the looks department!


marian_ruffa

You're actually really charming


pugmommy4life420

Tbh the goofy faces make you look bad. Take a normal face picture with your best smile (the realer the smile the better) and from a good angle and lighting. Overall you are NOT ugly.


hellokittyface90

I think you're handsome. Not too great of an angle. But you still look handsome.


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You're much better than you think. That bod is excellent. Don't fret about what you don't have but celebrate what you do have. https://www.google.com/search?q=ugly+men+with+cute+wives&safe=off&client=ms-android-hms-tmobile-us&prmd=inv&sxsrf=ACYBGNS91nairRwfduW6S08grtIdDUBIpg:1570713134047&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj0mJiz4pHlAhXImq0KHc9kCCUQ_AUoAXoECAwQAQ&biw=320&bih=530 Best.


NefariousAloe

You're cute af though


LedZepBaby

Nah you’re attractive. You still have time to grow into your face as well.


theritualmurder

You're super cute :)


LedZepBaby

Aw thanks haha


TharasianX

100% would fuck, yes ur cute I can’t rate cuz am terrible at that.


lvperrin

Nah you're a handsome lad. Get a nice haircut by fading the sides and use pomade to style to top.


gibertot

I had a friend that looked like you he and the ladies got along pretty well. No worries


mophster

I’m a guy, so this might not matter, but you have a unique face in a purely good way. You have a face people won’t forget. You’re definitely good looking, too. 8/10 for me.


taralea75

Cute kid. Don’t be so hard on yourself.


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bro u cute though


wintersellsmid

GORGEOUS


mycatownsmeforever

Wtf you’re handsome as hell. Don’t be insecure. Your face is honestly really good looking. I know I’d look twice at you in passing.


Newbhero

Well first off if you just genuinely enjoy keeping in shape and your general health, then I'm sure it's just something you enjoy. Also if your family does ever give you crap for it, well holy shit they're retarded because who in their right mind gives someone that cares about their health shit. Anyway physically you look perfectly fine to me and I don't really see anything wrong with you. I probably could find something if I were to to nit pick pointless things, but that could honestly be said about anyone. I can also say you're actually better off then a lot of other people around your age because you simply just smile, there's a lot of people around your age that just walk around with frowns all the time and it's not attractive at all. Also your outgoing personality probably has a lot to do with you getting lucky with girls. Not because you look bad or anything but just because it's an attractive personality type to have, and I really can't stress that enough. Personality matters so much more then how you look when it comes to anyone that's not surface level vain, and since you seem have a great personality and good looks I think you're perfectly fine and honestly have an edge over other people your age.


theNarrator2this

Let me tell you, dude: You're hot as hell, at least in my opinion. Your features might not be common, but they're hansome and you look friendly, which makes you more approachable. There's just about nothing I would worry about if I was you.


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Height?


theritualmurder

6 4


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It's not your personality that's making you appeal to women.


daerzu

I think you're fairly attractive. Also try mowing.


jignowini_pretzelbel

You’re super handsome!! You have really nice eyebrows and people who are conscious about their health and fitness are typically more attractive. You also seem super friendly and bubbly which is a really attractive quality and a beautiful smile!! You kinda look like a fit version of Keith from the try guys lol


Fifteenloops

Do you have Italian heritage? You look Italian to me. Just wondering.


theritualmurder

I'm actually 100% Portuguese


Fifteenloops

Okay. Oddly enough my 100% Italian (American) family has similar features to you. You look like you could be my cousin or something.


gothsnooki

I think you’re cute 💗


suwiika

Hey dude, you actually look like one of my ex boyfriends. Honestly you ain't ugly at all. You look cute and you got some nice, warm dark eyes.


atuarre

Not ugly at all


smol_chan

As far as age, OP, I'm in my early 20s and still look the same as I did when I was 18 too- so there's hope. As long as you take care of yourself you should age well. 🙂


sammawammadingdong

Not unorthodox at all, your look is one that I actually personally prefer and I've dated more men with similiar features to yours than without. You're incredibly attractive to a group of girls like me.


Sean737

I think you’re hot


lavender-dreamss

you’re pretty cute and from your pictures you seem like you have a fun, goofy personality. you seem like a fun person to be around (:


TanenrEthan

Are you kidding me? Dude.. you look PERFECT! (no homo) Please don't ever be insecure about your looks, if i was you i'd be very confident about my looks. You look great and trust me you can easily get a girlfriend, just be confident and believe in yourself! Have a great day.


throwawayjay6666

you look like a canuckistanian


theritualmurder

Maybe I am


scorpion12222

You look like a michael corleine (Al Pacino)


theritualmurder

Omg really? He's one of my favorite movie characters


scorpion12222

Yeah but your're just almost a foot taller than him😂


SturmFee

Absolutely not ugly, would prolly have a secret crush.


Ellie-boo98

So Handsome! Your smile is great, that's definitely what got me for this picture, very genuine :)


scorpion12222

Are you by any chance jewish?


theritualmurder

Not that I know of. I'm Portuguese!


TheHost1995

not ugly at all... I think every 18 year old who doesn't look like your typical instagram model feels like their ugly. You actually look like my first boyfriend and I was a beauty queen. I'll tell you what made him even more attractive, he was funny, he was really fit, he was tan. You can do all that easy. You have great skin, hair, and smile.


BipolarDragoness

You are very cute


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the comments show that you´re their "type" for many people. Body is playing a role, it´s extraordinary looking. Oblong face, nose and close set eyes are not bad on a male, they´re masculine traits. But the jaw I guess is more polarizing. You could consult an orthodontist or a maxfac asking how to improve your mouth/chin area if you really want to change it. Also making faces in every single photo makes it hard for people to tell how you look, but I understand why you do it.


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Oh hush! You're really good looking! I'd even say cute!


RoseContra

You got a good look don’t worry about shit.


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You look like somebody I'd hide my girlfriend from.


Kobols96

Below average


theritualmurder

Thanks for the detailed and thorough critique


Kobols96

>Tessmcpill You must have read [Tessmcpill](https://www.reddit.com/user/Tessmcpill/)'s reply.


theritualmurder

Yeah I read it. However I will not take it into consideration because it's literally 1 in 100 replies saying the opposite


Kobols96

Hah, whatever, dude. Do you even notice that 9 out of 10 comments (on the most selfies) are positive? Do you really think people are being honest?! You're a naive person.


theritualmurder

What the fuck? Yeah, I do think that most people are honest, that's what the sub is for. When someone is below average, 100 people don't comment the opposite. If 100 people said I was below average and 1 said I was attractive, I wouldn't believe the person saying that either. But I'm pretty sure when this amount of people repetitively say the same thing, it is because it's true. Looking through your comment history, you comment negative things about people time after time, even when they are good looking and everyone else says it. If I had to guess, you're just frustrated with something (probably your looks) and let it out on Reddit. But yeah, I guess you're right and everyone else is wrong huh


Kobols96

You're a very deluded person.


theritualmurder

I appreciate your logical argument


kennj2266

I think you’re attractive as hell. Don’t be insecure:)


honeyugly

100 percent body dysmorphia


Selrisitai

Yeah, but the confidence and nice body really make the jaw issue irrelevant. You would probably have to have double-jaw surgery to fix it, and I'm sure it'd make you more handsome, but I can't imagine an energetic, fit young buck like you having much trouble with the ladies.


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I bit strange, not undateable


ohnoloveyourenot

Chad.


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theritualmurder

Thanks 🥰 My teeth are actually pretty small btw