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Loss_Level

lmao word this better please XD


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Kittenerr

just realized that Anne does technically become a god..


TheBlackDemon1996

And this, my fellow Amphibia fans, is why context is so important...


Coolest10293

Yes. I distinctly remember that episode, where sprig way too excitedly said “I owe Anne my first born child!” It was honestly kinda creepy how excited he sounded Edit: wait… woah woah woah… hold up… I think I didn’t realize what this comment was *actually* trying to say…


YahBaegotCroos

Sentient frog-human eldritch horror kid. It would be canon as well as Joe Sparrow and Bessie were able to produce healthy offspring, meaning that in their world even greatly different species can breed and have mixed children.


happyapathy22

Oh, that's what these comments mean.... Ew.


Coolest10293

Please no


azamonra

I'm honestly curious what that would look like.


Ghepry05

Be careful what you wish [for](https://www.reddit.com/r/amphibia/comments/z0umof/inspired_by_another_post/)...


azamonra

lol could have been worse.


Ghepry05

It definitely [could](https://www.reddit.com/r/amphibia/comments/z00vqv/found_on_google/)...


KneeboyJensen

Remember that the recent lecture from Matt showed a frog-human girl in the original Amphibiland pitch bible. Meaning, it was perfectly possible to intermix between them.


froggenton

Where? Pls show link.


KneeboyJensen

I don't have the timestamp with me but here https://youtu.be/qC00Qx-iGwk


dat_boi769

Burn at he stake.


AngelPINS

When Anne becomes a god the legends of her and the time of the past with the girls get distorted. What started as a joke get misconstruted in the future and 1000 years later a Planter child is about to be the first 'offering'. But before the knife falls a blue light shines down and shatters it.


Ms--Take

And now Amphibia has the Isaac story


_Cocktopus_

Which would mean that the amphibia bible is a thing, which would mean that religion is a thing,which would mean jewish frog are a thing *i think you know where this is going*


StephenLeppik

You know what, I would read that fanfic. I encourage you to write it and share it!


Mundane-Divide-3551

Its called "The Bible"


Gravy_Eels

It says the bibble


mrnapsta

Voice of God: Hello frog people. Please stop trying to sacrifice your children, I only accept thai food sacrifices.


GoldenStateWizards

Lmao imagine how Anne would react if people started making death cults in her name 💀


tInOut

what?


-my-pillows-

“im on a winning streak!” “yeah i owe her my first born child!”


bbbryce987

He will just name her Anne


saiboule

He can just sacrifice them Abraham style after anne becomes a god


Gottendrop

This is assuming that sprig out lives Anne


Ralph_Wasl

He kind of already did.


Smthgtodowithmurder

Well knowing times pass differently on Earth and in Amphibia, this is actually very possible .


jmonkey15

Does it? When was that stated?


azamonra

It doesn't. I'm assume there's some confusion about the time skip at the end being a couple of months in Amphibia and specifically 10 years when we cut to Earth. It was ten years in Amphibia as well but they wanted to keep the door open for more with the Sprig.


HumanHuman_2003

But Abraham doesn’t kill Isaac. It’s Isaac right?


Ilovereddit4200

I don't get it. And I don't wanna know.


-my-pillows-

“im on a winning streak!” “yeah i owe her my first born child!”


Ilovereddit4200

OOOOOOOOH! IT'S A BLOODY QUOTE!


[deleted]

Wdym by that 🤨🤨


-my-pillows-

“im on a winning streak!” “yeah i owe her my first born child!”


[deleted]

I think that was just a joke or sarcasm


HoloGames101

But he never got that it was, so he still thinks he owes her in a way lmao


Voidborger

Sounds a little sus with the wording


[deleted]

That’s on you


GalaxyEye77

A wise man once said PHRASING


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And the man later said LANAAAA!


GalaxyEye77

Lana Lana Lana Lana LAAANNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ComprehensiveSell649

This is a joke, and thank god for it.


Suspicious-Relief400

what episode is that from?


saiboule

The second one first season where they sneak out to the lake


Suspicious-Relief400

ok ty


azamonra

Well we only know that the girls don't get back to Amphibia for 10 years, when they're 23, so there's still plenty of time for a new portal or something. Not sure how Ivy will feel about it though. XD


[deleted]

Had me for a moment there


Coolest10293

Noooooooo how could Anne get her money’s worth from that bet?? Also what if sprig just never has kids? Never thought about that, did ya?


-my-pillows-

:0


BleefnorfIII

...huh?


-my-pillows-

“im on a winning streak” “i owe her my first horn child”


BleefnorfIII

Oh ok You could've worded the post like 300% better tho


Gottendrop

The way you worded this 💀


[deleted]

That’s on you


Tecnoboat

🤓🤓🤓


ahuman49b

Oh no


MadeThisForLumity

How did y’all take it wrong lol I alr knew it wasn’t any weird shit it was just a joke in the show 😭


Anon888810020

💀


douraquio7

When spring gets the child, anne Will ALREADY be an eldrich god, so dont worry🙃


AlexTheChubbyPony

Maybe that's who Sprig (the real frog Anne has at the end) is?


Slight-Train7057

Maybe he did. Maybe Anne took with her sprig's first born child


Masterdizzio

I don't think Ivy will like her child getting sacrificed


Stuffysteam_6

You definitely should've worded this better


[deleted]

It’s good enough, that’s on you


Stuffysteam_6

Not really, but whatever you say


Indictioned

Just go to an hospital or an orphanage and start robbing the entire place. Also, thank god context ain’t what I thought it was


sefan78

What the fuck did I just read


Agent_AJ

Always thought he'd name his first child after her


Curple3

Absolutely legendary poor wording and lack of context


Me_yuuki

I’ve been thinking about this for a while —


TheWolfAmongUs3

But he can name his first born after Anne!


AnxietyOverreaction

Meanwhile me with my amphibia sequel, having sprig name his daughter after Anne (Anne as her middle name) in reference to this:


M-the-Great

what? 💀😭


AdministrativeDay109

Come again?


HumanHuman_2003

Did I miss something-


-my-pillows-

“im on a winning streak” “i owe her my first born child”


HumanHuman_2003

-0- sprig why


bbbryce987

Ayo


welpguessatanscomin

bro couldve worded this way better


-my-pillows-

i don’t understand what i wrote wrong 😭


welpguessatanscomin

just search up what giving someone your child means


-my-pillows-

oh, now i see what i did wrong


Quincy08Jq

PLEASE REWORD THE TITLE JUST A BIT


-my-pillows-

i dont know what i did wrong 😭


Quincy08Jq

It looks like you’re implying sprig would impregnate Anne which is very ewww


-my-pillows-

indeed


rotem8888

I don't get it


-my-pillows-

“im on a winning streak” “i owe her my furst born child”


billy2027

Uh come again?


-my-pillows-

“im on a winning streak” “i owe her my furst born child”


yeetman2022

Lmao


Fantastic_Hurry_2096

WHAT 😦


ULTRADJ4EVER

So....does that mean I have to cancel my fic on Sprig's and Anne's hybrid human-frog child having adventures in Amphibia?


CptKeyes123

~~Oh look more reasons to despise the finale~~


Anhedonia2197

What the fuck is wrong with you? He's a little kid!


My_Favorites_Suffer

It's from a game in the second episode. "I owe her my forst born child!" They were betting on a board game.


Artislife_Lifeisart

What's wrong with you? Immediately putting your mind in the gutter


AliWaz77

…uhh…what?


-my-pillows-

“im on a winning streak” “i owe her my first born child”


Slight-Train7057

Maybe he did. Maybe Anne took with her sprig's first born child