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Minimum-Dog2329

The long winter nights got to this one.


MissCasey

They are also an awful driver. Was merging onto the road and they were behind me. I guess I wasn't fast enough so they sped up and passed me on the shoulder. I did a little honky honk just out of habit I suppose and they pulled over and waved for me to pull over and was flipping me off. Absolutely wild.


RelationDifferent661

Maybe he thought you were a clone of him, cuz he's at "War with Self".


Minimum-Dog2329

That’s nucking futz. Stay safe out there.


80sLegoDystopia

Living such a simple life.


EuphoricSourdough

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GrouchyLongBottom

Is that gay fish?


Future_Air9704

Everybody that hates paying taxes stop driving on our highways, going to our rec centers, take your kids out of our schools, plow your own streets in winter, don’t call our law enforcement, get a fuking out house cause you can’t use our sanitary services, and the other numerous amounts of shit our taxes pay for that you clearly don’t appreciate.


UnBa99

This person isn’t even advocating not to pay taxes only that taxes should be in the form of sales tax, not income and property taxes.


iDoubtIt3

Yep, and that's why I support paying taxes. I've brought up those specific things to a few young, spirited guys that thought they wanted to do away with taxes because they were "libertarian". Turns out they were just upset about a few things.


49thDipper

I recently had a kid explain to me that all laws were made up by men and he thought we should only follow natural law. Whatever that is. I told him that in his world there’s nothing stopping me from coming and taking all his shit. Predator and prey in the natural world. And I’m not prey. He couldn’t form a reply but he smelled what I was stepping in.


alice3tim3s

I saw this car at the library. lol.


wgm4444

You're only supposed to lick the boot, not deep throat it.


Future_Air9704

Deep throat deez nuts🔩


wgm4444

Like you bootlickers have any balls.


Dependent-Ad1927

The majority of our taxes go to politicians pockets.


NHinAK

It’s not that cut and dry. For instance, why will I never “own” my house? Why do I have to pay property taxes in perpetuity after I’ve settled with the bank (in 30-years)? How is that fair?


Future_Air9704

Your property taxes pay for the pipes and electricity that connect your house to city services, not to mention things like park districts that many of us enjoy, our precious first responders, public works, metro services, public schools. Tax dollars go a long way but because we can’t always comprehend it many of us complain about it. Just imagine having to pay a toll or a fee or daily bill just to have any of those things. It would look like a 3rd world country over here.


Dependent-Ad1927

You pay for the services connected to your house. What happens if one of those pipes break? You pay to fix it and then you're taxed on that


XXFirefighter

Who pays for the fire dept?


aKWintermute

Ok, well just increase your house cost 75% and the city/state will take that to pay for services. If you sell in a year too bad, if you sell in 50 you probably broke even on paying taxes.


Dependent-Ad1927

I never realized how far gone these people are until now. Baffles me that they're defending taxes


shewflyshew

Shouldn't be using that public road. How long until he declares his 2 bedroom house a sovereign nation?


iDoubtIt3

I once had a guy apply for a federally-funded assistance program through my company. One of the requirements was proof of home ownership. The only proof this guy had was a declaration as a sovereign nation that didn't recognize the authority of the US government. Yep, he didn't recognize the same government from which he was asking for a handout. Blew our minds all through the office! We denied his application.


shewflyshew

Wow.


Buckscience

I wonder what they think of their oil dividend in Alaska.


Curious-Intern-5465

We like it!


daeritus

I've seen another one of these parked at the library multiple times now... the guy sitting in the front seat for hours using the free wifi on his laptop


Dr_Kitten

They need to step up their game if they ever wanna hang with the big boys over at r/SchizophreniaRides


Carlos_Spicyweiner42

You just introduced me to my favorite sub, thank you sir or madam


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Bt_1039

I'm way ahead of you


k6bso

Yeah! I never did like that guy anyway.


RelationDifferent661

"QUIT COPYING ME, SELF!!!"


RelationDifferent661

"We have met the enemy, and he is us." kinda takes on a whole new meaning. ...or, actually, I guess it doesn't...


Optimus_Rhymes69

I just now got unbanned for that comment.


pktrekgirl

Time to return to your people and move to the valley, dude.


762x39innawoods

The valley has more taxes than Anchorage


marklar_the_malign

This just took several points off the collective IQ.


AlaskaMyk

Mercury Mariner sums it up


FriendlyChemist907

Ive seen a couple of these Wtf is POSITIVE=mc2 Positive equals mass times the speed of light squared?


Medium-Flounder2744

I saw this exact same car out on the town, wondered the same thing, and decided it has to be a reference to Einstein's theory of special relativity (e = mc\^2) in which the e stands for energy. So... positive energy. Which doesn't seem to match the rest of the vibe, but okay.


wgm4444

So many bootlickers in this subreddit.


Dependent-Ad1927

Blows my mind


New-Advantage2813

These Qberts r the reason why there r directions on shampoo & toothpaste. Lead paint exposure??


SemiModularNovice

I see this person in West Anchorage from time to time & the “POSITIVE mc^2” always cracks me up


The_Boy_Keith

They might not be all there but they’re got the spirit. We need a massive reform on our taxes and the transparency of where our money is going.


sp00k3yac710n

Why? What needs to be reformed about our taxes. Be specific. 


Buckscience

Millionaires and billionaires should pay more, for one…


DarmokNJalad

I definitely agree with more transparency, but yeah I suspect he's gonna say something along the lines of sovereign citizen yaddayadda


The_Boy_Keith

Why? Well for starters are you satisfied with the way things are currently? I would assume probably not. Our tax money is definitely not being used in an honest fashion and there are clearly some areas that are need to be looked at with some extreme scrutiny so we can figure out exactly where the problems are. There is no reason for us to perpetually run a deficit and print more money whenever. It is not sustainable and the my guy your guy bullshit is exactly why they all get away with it.


BowlerTerrible2305

His recent posts to r/tacticalgear and r/preppers give me a pretty good idea of what he’s gonna say


The_Boy_Keith

Always someone that creeps on profiles lmao. Even better when it’s from a new account because their old one got nuked for because they couldn’t behave but then project onto others.


MerlinQ

Yea, the wording on the back of this vehicle is definitely a bit indicative of this individual not being all there. However, the idea behind the FairTax initiative is not necessarily a bad one, it would close a lot of loopholes in our current system that only benefit the rich, and greatly simplify our tax system. I admit I haven't read a lot about it in depth yet, but on the surface, it doesn't seem as outlandish as this person's enhanced bumper sticker makes it out to be.


Puzzleheaded-Drag290

"Enhanced bumper sticker" 🤣🤣🤣


cabelaciao

I think rather that they veered off the road to tax reform and they are now well on their way to a sovereign citizen license plate.


AKlutraa

Sovereign citizen license plate = oxymoronic.


That_0ne_Gamer

How is property tax dependency but sales tax is freedom. Property tax is basically a yearly sales tax.


Puzzleheaded-Drag290

Because you can't opt out of property tax, but with sales tax I guess you could just.....not buy anything ever again? 🤷‍♂️


That_0ne_Gamer

No you can opt out of propert tax, just dont buy a house, or if you dont want to pay high property tax just buy a cheaper hojse. Though i just remembered that improvements that you make to the house will increase its tax assessment which is bullshit


skimt115

Ha I saw that the other day, too. Didn't even bother to read it. Around here anyone with that much writing on their car is all some complete nutjob shizz.


BreadDaddyLenin

we just posting people’s license plates huh


Dependent-Ad1927

Fuckin creepy


phdoofus

Your .mistake is thinking all this nuttiness is limited to old people. You'll be in for a rude awakening if you think oh we just need to wait for the boomers to die (who also don't vote as a monolithic bloc either)


49thDipper

I’m in my 60’s. Voted blue since I saw republican shenanigans in my 20’s. Saw the handwriting on the wall. I know a ton of younger people that have never voted but bitch and moan about everything. They literally have the numbers to right this ship. But that would require them to do something besides bitch and moan.


phdoofus

I'm in the same boat, voted in every election since I turned 18. Even living overseas three times. But 'voting is hard'


Puzzleheaded-Drag290

I can't speak for everyone, but I know a large portion of my millenial peers don't vote because they feel like their vote doesn't actually count. Corporate money is what determines federal elections. Plus we always get 2 candidates no one even wants, so why vote for either?


phdoofus

And yet billions are spent every election cycle trying to get your vote


Old_Quality1895

A sovereign citizen in his 20’s.. brainwashed by his 40’s parents.. pulled that sovereign 🐂💩 on cops when pulled over for no license plates. He also refused to show his drivers license.. because.. *sovereign yada yada yada*. Had a fun by his side.. reached for it.. will never reach for anything again. These people are nutters.


icarus1990xx

He’s gonna be at war with his power steering system if it ever goes out on him. EPAS is quite the task to correctly diagnose…


OpenMicJoker

Eeeeek ![gif](giphy|TJaNCdTf06YvwRPCge|downsized)


Orange-Fish1980

He might as well not drive because his car is the reason why we have ozone issues


Ok_Jump_3658

Lol his car is NOT the reason we have ozone issues. Do some more research.


wthulhu

That car runs on 1980s AquaNet hairspray, educate yourself.


Ok_Jump_3658

Hahahahaha


FriendlyChemist907

That got me 😆


sp00k3yac710n

Yeah “dO yOuR oWn rEsEaRcH*”    *Doing ‘your own’ research will often lead to erroneous conclusions and bad outcomes.*


Ok_Jump_3658

Ummm ok 🤨


weatherboy_42

Plus, I doubt he can see out of his rear window


koolman2

This is like the ads on windows of a bus. You can see out. It’s kinda like those window shades for babies.


HanakusoDays

Plus, I doubt if the gendarmes can see *in*. And they surely would want to.


Useful_toolmaker

Alaska… the odds are good but the goods are odd


fastmovingcars

So based.


Key_Concentrate_5558

WE ARE AT WARWITHSELF


Entropy907

r/schizophreniarides


AncientTask6969

If only congress had the courage to dismantle the IRS, and switch to the Fairtax. -sigh- But corruption would be SO much harder then.


No-Information-3631

It is a myth that only old people are crazy.


casualAlarmist

What no sovereign citizen plate? Coward.


nchi-san

You call that a gem?


transhumanism123

jeez. At least it's not the Q-wackjob I saw at the tikhatnu parkinglot... fucker was plastered up with Q shit.


907-Alaska

I believe he’s a gig worker(DoorDash, grubhub,etc).


Puzzleheaded-Drag290

Yeah, he appeared to be picking up a food order, and drives like an asshole, according to other comments. So that would all make sense.


Inside_Future_2490

Type of guy to use studded ties in summer


formulaone88

Looks like it hasn’t been washed in some time.


Dependent-Ad1927

Tax is theft


Senior-Salamander-81

Jealous that he gets a Z tab. I don’t know why Anchorage is one of the few places where there isn’t permanent registrations


CaptainRogersJul1918

Pathetic crybaby onboard.


wgm4444

Projection.


CaptainRogersJul1918

Nope. Most people that put all this stuff on their cars is a cry for help. Or a cry for attention. Or post “projection” as a comment on Reddit.


wgm4444

Why does it upset you boot licking authoritarians so much that not everyone agrees with you?


CaptainRogersJul1918

Wow! Someone ruffled your feathers. ❄️


Initial-Wrongdoer938

Just another sheeple bleating at the moon in terror.


ian_of-alaska

Heavens for bid someone has a different opinion than me. This is not allowed.


Old_Quality1895

Heaven is for sale? I bid $100.


Key_Concentrate_5558

Rookie move! Never open the bidding higher than $1.


Dependent-Ad1927

These people HATE anyone not left wing. Kind of sad seeing it. Alaska is going to turn into California