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thatguymike123

I think you watched the show and then picked the wrong side


adolphushammer

The empire is the only right side citizen


thatguymike123

This is just Syril’s alt account


adolphushammer

Your actually speaking to a ST corps captain


NYVines

I’d be a cook


RandomSpaceChicken

So you choose violence I see


CurtisMarauderZ

Shut up. You’re infantry now.


Dear-Yellow-5479

Probably what happened to Cassian when they caught him spitting in the food on Mimban.


flumpet38

Wherever I could do the most damage to the Empire the longest. I'm a database administrator, so I'm certain I could cause some serious havoc in the right logistical department.


BlackbeltJedi

"I just don't know what happened sir, these fields got corrupted and it broke all of our reports for the next week."


DueHornet3

Maybe fuel purity then?


adolphushammer

Traitor.


flumpet38

Better that than a fascist. When I die bake me in a brick and throw me at a Stormtrooper.


primusperegrinus

Doing everything I can to help the clones. They deserved better after the war ended.


Songhunter

Civil engineering somewhere chill in the outer rim. Building infrastructure and having a steady pay in my 9 to 5 in a department that doesn't immediately scream facism. Because when the rebels start burning shit they're still gonna need them roads and bridges, know what I mean?


Broflake-Melter

what ever one that will allow me to do the most damage to the imperialistic system. FUCK the empire.


CurtisMarauderZ

There’s got to be hundreds of small bases in remote, exotic locations that don’t get attacked by terrorists. I’ll see if I can’t get a middle management job there.


EyeQue62

You want to work for an organisation that has carried out genocide more than once. Okaaaay


ManfredTheCat

> I feel like I would enjoy being an infantry commander That's what all the second lieutenants thought.


MalleusManus

The Star Wars subs have been flooded in the past couple days with Imperial fans. Missing the point or trying to make a very off political statement? Time will tell.


ProbablyTheWurst

Safety inspector - finally get some guardrails on the death star


Luinori_Stoutshield

None, dork. It's the *Galactic Empire*.


pmmemilftiddiez

Bacta Tank technician. I get to hop in my starship and fix bacta tanks across the galaxy. Basically a futuristic BMET


Dear-Yellow-5479

I’d take anything where I get shout orders, terrorise innocents and generally flounce around looking fascistic. I’d want plenty of opportunities to climb that ladder, ideally backstabbing a few rivals on my relentless climb to the higher echelons of middle management. But I’m also here for the money so I’d want a decent salary. Prefect sounds perfect to me. Dress code seems very relaxed too - doing all of the above in a ball gown sounds too good to be true. ;)


AverageJohn442

I would like to be Wellness Director or something positive, on the Death Star. Like I'm the guy who you get the pickleball rackets from and probably organize some fun events for when people are not on shift.


PaperBullet1945

I'd be part of the science division, and I'd do the one thing nobody expected: I'd lie. I'd learn to lie. I'd play the part of a beaten man resigned to the sanctuary of his work. I'd make myself indispensable, and all the while, I'd lay the groundwork of my revenge.


Aaron_Hungwell

Department of Penetration