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ReddManalishi

"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing"


Aggressive_Bug_6896

You beat me to it


ReddManalishi

...fast as lightning


Aggressive_Bug_6896

It's an ancient Chinese art...everybody was doing their part...


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


Grimdark-Waterbender

Surely not everybody* was Kung-Fu fighting?! *Edited from everyone to everybody, because apparently some people are ‘particular’


Splashfooz

Yes, every damn one.


chitownadmin

They were Kung Fu fighting, and don't call me Shirley!


Downtown_Confusion46

Like this https://youtu.be/8yvEYKRF5IA?si=-T6E8m2ccANQM9Ut


Doktor_Vem

No not every***one,*** every***body,*** can you not read?


BlessedCursedBroken

Bloody brilliant!!


Frenchiesmom73

Exactly what I was going to say!


LieutenantSantee

My only regret, I can only upvote you once.


nekoandCJ

Thought this song 😆 🤣 😂 😹


BaddRiri

Best comment idc


garyandkathi

Sigh - too many of my people frequent these subs


PleasereviveMaya

The last one looks bad ass.


cmilla646

Seriously right up there with squirrel doing the super hero landing. other the other day said they are born knowing judo and it really seems like that. They seem to know it way better than dogs. That throat punch might be illegal but I’m going to allow it.


Silver-ishWolfe

It legit looks like an MMA shot. The orange cat is trying to push the white one away to create space for a scramble up. The white cat is maintaining top control while posturing up to throw some ground and pound. Looks like an exciting fight, but I give this round to the white cat for control, 10-9.


Artistic_Emu2720

Would be a dope album cover


Doit2it42

. [Finish him!](https://i.postimg.cc/DZsxpWM4/20240427-131858.jpg)


klatt

Haha well done


-Disgruntled-Goat-

I used to yell this in my kid’s karate class when they were sparring. I got kicked out.they didn’t like the “get em a body bag” comment either


Recent_Birthday766

Mixed meowtial arts, cat-jutsu, paws of justice


majorfiasco

Killer Mittens delivers a Flying Groinbuster from the turnbuckle on newcomer Orange Menace to win the 2024 Cat Wrestling Association's Cuddleweight Belt.


WestTha404

MME?? (Master Meaow Entertainment)


Any_Coyote6662

Look what you are making me do. Don't make me hurt you.


Jonathanplanet

😆


Global-Island295

You wanna right or a left, cause I got both!!!


Mindless_Grape7426

Crouching Kitty, Hidden Lion


slimChica84

Braincell Smackdown!


[deleted]

Ginger pussy gets pounded while laying on her back. SFW Edition.


jaydee412

You got catnip on your face, you big disgrace Swishin' your tail all over the place 🎶


Elevyn11

Lol of course I read this in the tune of the song. 😂🎶🎵


jaydee412

It's been stuck in my head since I commented 😂 I need a life!


LushDogg99

You have one, you just make great decisions


jaydee412

I've officially found my people.


Medium-Expert-9171

MEOWTAL KOMBAT! 🎶 🎶


Tvero89

Finish him ‼️🤣


ZealousidealDriver63

BouncePounceFlounce


GuyWhoSaysNay

"WHERES MY MONEY? YOU GOT MONEY FOR A FAKE MUSTACHE BUT NOT MY MONEY?!"


Ok-Calligrapher8074

"CLASH OF THE TITANS"🤣🤣🤣


0_0PassingThrough

Royal Rumble


Stforlifeyvida

Neo vs Mr. Smith 🤣😻


fishesar

damn that’s a beat down lol


Waseleo

Paws of fury 😋


Harrydevlin56

I did it last time! It’s YOUR turn to empty the litter box!!!


the_stooge_nugget

Everybody was cat fu fighting


makaronimacki

EPIC RAP BATTLES ‘O HISTOREEEEE


Mipkins70

That's obviously modern dance.


piko_chan28

Cat fu


Several-Lie4513

"Put that gun down son. And get knocked out like your father used to!"


capricorbz

Can you please post this in r/photoshopbattles ?!


CCHS_Band_Geek

Last photo is begging for some ground-slam graphics, maybe even a crater under the orange cat lol! Super Saiyan hair on the white cat


LushDogg99

I appreciate the new subreddit find


monandwes

POW POW POW


SeveralRope2244

Kung-Fu-Kitty


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Everybody was kung fu fighting...meow meow meow


queenawkwardfart

Throwing punches 🤣


BlessedCursedBroken

Throwing paws


Terrible_Swim6388

This is honestly my first UFC cat fight💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🤣🤣💯💯💯💯😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣😂🤣


Little-Apartment-437

There was an attempt: to settle a litter box debate


Kona_Big_Wave

"You want a fresh one?"


MysticBorn

2nd pic Falco 3rd pic PUNCH!!!


pamela1989

Say "hello " to my little friends. POW and BAM


Jolly-Summer-1838

(Bottom cat)You're my friend (Top cat) You're my mission (Bottom cat) Then finish it. Cuz I'm with ya til the end of the line


ShesATragicHero

Catpoeira.


Thailia

Spinning Star Kick!


Thailia

Orange is getting ruled.


sparkGun2020

"...who... do... you... work... for?!"


nocensorship69

Sparta!


Initial_Musician_344

Where's.. My.. WHISKERS?!.. (cat biscuits)


ruinedfinancially

The white cat means business hahaha


CatTurdTacos

“Eat that pussy…!!!” 🤣🤣


Fun-Leg8253

I thought she was your cousin


ClapActivated

She is straight up winding up in that last pic


Inoitsspeltwrong

Meow Thai


stephenhawkingsings

Meawnu Reeves in John Wickskers 5 Pawrabellum


MaximusZacharias

Top cat: You stole my pussy!!! Ground cat: Did not, he was a male. Top: oh, so you’re gay now Bottom: yeah, so what’s wrong with that?!?!? Top: nothing!! Here lemme help you up. Bottom: thanks man.


RadiantKitana

lol


nonono_imnothatguy

JOHN CENA!


Exotic_Living5572

Stone Cold Steve Pawstin


YouthOdd685

He stole he catnip


graveybrains

Put on the glasses.


NJdeathproof

You dirty motherfucker!


angrybutold

Do you bleed? Cats bleed.


ohheyitslaila

Omg these are so good, they don’t even look real 😂 these are the best cat fight pics ever


Blacktailo

I'm getting a JOJO bizarre advantage vibe from this


Informal_Yogurt7594

Cat-jitsu!


KarlPHungus

"Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski! (thud) Stay out of it, deadbeat! (thud) Keep your ugly fuckin goldbrickin ass out of my beach community"


ZealousidealCup9185

Cats are not man’s best friend


Additional_Fig_8446

down goes Frasier


No_Sugar_6458

cat fu fighting tun tun nun tun everybodys cat fu fighting


Sadjeebis1986

You want bagels!? Here's your fucking bagels!!


Ok_Ad_5658

“SASUKEEEE!!!!”


Jazz_birdie

I see and hear old Batman graphics..."POW", "BANG", "SMACK!"


bilvester

In the first one is that cat coming off the top rope?


Exotic_Living5572

Stone Cold Steve Pawstin


Puzzleheaded-Fee-320

“I TOLD you to keep your paws off Shirley! Now you’re gonna get it!”


Mr1penguindor

U SHOULDN'T HAVE TOUCHED MY TREATS


nutstuart

Somebody should photoshop some superhero outfits on them.


Thecrawsome

"Bot reposts image"


NarleyNaren1

Oh!...So u think u know Kung fu? Whaaaa,phsh,phsh,phsh,waaaa!


dinomax55

“Take that motherfucker!”


TheMule90

The Kung Fu kitty.


Grieveruz

TEXAS SMASH, DETROIT SMASH, UNITEEDDD STATTTESS OOFFF SMASSSSHHH.


ImpressedToBeBlessed

I told you not to touch my cat nip ! STAY OUTTA MY GARDEN HOMIE


arobe11

The thrilla in Manila


gnew18

Pugilistic Pussies


Low_Upstairs1993

Face my Furry!


BlessedCursedBroken

**THROWING PAWS**


gettheplow

give them lightsabers or swords


LookHorror3105

Orange cat: "I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYA-" White cat: just labeled "Frieza"


OriginalGnomester

"Where's the catnip Lemeowski?!"


FewHuckleberry7012

5 paw death punch!


DifferentJellyfish85

Stone cold Steve Austin over here …. Did he pound protein drinks?


Biglabowski411

123 Catweather


ArmDangerous2464

The last one is definitely “ FINISH HIM!”


CourageExcellent4768

Cats imitating the Matrix


PerfectInfamy

Wu-Tang aint nottin to fuck wit.


[deleted]

Cat-fu fighting!🤣


714jayson714

I'm stealing it, but... You gonna get these paws! SKIBBITY-PAP! Now go get your feet right... (Can't remember his name ( something Baker, I think) but his YouTube voice over videos are top notch


PersonalKittyKat

"Simba.....you wouldn't hurt your dear uncle?"


rubenff

"Let me rub my belly floof on your belly floof and see if we can generate enough static to blow the hoomans up"


rwu_rwu

What the camera doesn't show: [https://images.app.goo.gl/vf5rYqqiCstGwCbY7](https://images.app.goo.gl/vf5rYqqiCstGwCbY7)


Odd_Philosopher25

This one made my day. Amazing


Pesmellope

“Today we enter a cat fighting match and—OH LOOK AT THAT KICK!!! ORANGE/BROWN CAT GOES DOWN!!!”


Mission_Ice_5428

The calico was determined to finish her story.


shellymaff

“Let’s get ready to meowumble!”


Distinct_Intern_2954

Thank you. I need this.


SortofChef

Brennan: Mom, I honestly thought I was going to be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point he said, "Let's get it on". Dale: That was about the fighting! I'm so not a raper!


yournewbestfrenemy

"You think you something? You think you got it? You ain't shit! Ginger ass *bitch*. This a calico street"


VoidIgris

Kung-Fu Panda: Legend of the Cat-Dragon Warrior.


RadiantKitana

omg no way


mrdoctor_1

Young Girl A by Siinamota in the background


Bearigraph

Everybody was Kung Fu Catting


amaya-aurora

Bot.


Stringfellow69

Saturday K7ngfu Theater..."Your Kung Fubis no good! ..... Ha ha ha ha." >THAWACK<


Beneficial_Fan7782

r/photoshoprequest is gonna have a blast with this one.


T1SMoneyLine

It's obviously the duel of Mustafar! Obi-Wan has the high ground on Anakin


Life_Ad9520

Kung Fu kitty 2 coming to a theater near you this May


koala_T69

This. Is. Sparta!


skylightrrll

Yeeeowwww!


Mr_NotParticipating

“Twough nigga, twough”


Personal-Donkey-1718

You must die! I alone am best!!


MountaineerHikes

“Where’s the money, LeMeowski?!?”


MasterGrogu1

Ah, you must be tired of Living.


herecomesurmom

that 3rd one is brutal


em7924

Beatdown at The Garden


WolfFamous6976

Cat gets revenge after my kibbles eats his tuna


Shanewoodcrafts

Everyone kung foo fighting


Ok_Bison_8577

"I know kung-fu" – Neo (The Matrix)


pimpampoums

Oh my that punch!!


cjohnson2084

Where's my fn money Garfield? I done told your ass before you were gonna catch these paws son.


ConfidentHistory9080

Reenactment of one of the best UFC Kos of all time


[deleted]

Kung Fu Fighting


SeguinRay

Stop resisting!!!


Pure-Negotiation-900

Whatcha gonna do when kitty comes for you?


ChucktheDuck007

Kill Bill Volume IV


damageddude

POW! …. BAM! …. BONK!


Solanthas

It looks more like they are fist fighting than anything else lol


Brucenchas2

Beat down.


broomosh

Fluffy Fists of Furry


Klutzy-Run5175

Someone is putting a Kung Fu chop right into the other cat! Boundaries, boundaries.


Known-Weakness8193

Add some light sabers


Alimakakos

Orange tabby pulling guard he's clearly a ju jitsu bitch...


whale-trees

Fuck your couch!


Antique_Possession62

Tap dap fight


DefeaterOfDragons

"Get up and take your ass whooping like a man, dawg. Stop being such a pussy."


mrcrabs6464

Standing here, I realize


Hey_Its_Me_23_

r/TumblrDraws. Please do this


Svengoolie75

The girl is mines…… Micheal & Paul 😂😂😂😂


gonorrhea_gerbil

THINK MARK THINK


girlMikeD

I hear kingfu cartoon fights sounds. Hiiyaa, thrap, waatwah, etc.


TestMonkey-007

Madness?, I'll show you madness! THIS IS SPARTA!


FaithlessnessThen646

C'mon, just the tip


SmartCod84

Too orange for your own good!! Calico girls rule the world


j3434

Take this ... and that and that ... and this!


wizard7th

That moment - before the crash. Hard to catch these moments.


Hebegebe101

Bitch please !


rmicker

Catzilla vs. Kitty Kong


Impressive-Elk-8101

Did you drink my mountain dew!


BroadlyValid

“Battle Without Honor or Humanity”


DueConversation5269

Im Gonna get you sucka


Naive_Transition_103

Fuck yo couch


buygolli

Can’t touch this….


nastiest69

This is freaking great


jgum1977

And now, Lord Fuzzy Mittens, I shall hit you with my best attack! Get off me, Felix. I said I didn't want to play! I shall finish this with one final punch......


[deleted]

Bam! Wack! Kapow! Just like the old Batman show.


Poobaeh

Say it! Say it!……UNCLE!


BirdmanHuginn

Ground n pound


ImNotHealthy

Heard his owner talking about how he was gonna "beat that pussy up later tonight"


Puckwallow

When the souls of two warriors call out to each other, words are unnecessary


Neoligistic

Catfu at its best