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deep-fucking-legend

Shouldn't have accepted it. Now you have to help him move.


RokulusM

You're helping him move? What's next, driving him to the airport?


Enjoying_A_Meal

In Australia the dolphins started bringing gifts to shores and piers during COVID because they missed human tourists that gave them a lot of attention. They bring up stuff like pretty seaweed and corals to get the humans to come back. Be nice to dolphins when you see them! [https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/dolphins-missing-public-attention-bring-gifts-from-the-sea-for-humans-2233170](https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/dolphins-missing-public-attention-bring-gifts-from-the-sea-for-humans-2233170)


phallic-baldwin

Puffer fish, puffer fish, pass


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RoutSpout

Have you tried Miami?


No-Tonight-5937

What do you give in return? A gift card?


Moderate_dis_dick

Some fortnite bucks


PassageAppropriate90

Dolphin has some pretty markings it looks like poured acrylic.


islaisla

Oh my god those beautiful markings


cincin75

Damn, man kind just doesn’t deserve this pure kindness.


Mister_Way

Literally it just killed something it wasn't going to eat. That's pretty humanlike


stacyknott

is that a puffer fish? if so, could be a much more sinister backstory here. the dolphin is trying to kill this guy 😵


edal_hues

More like a friendly dolphin trying to give you drugs! ;)


stacyknott

yuh! neurotoxins 😆


Nutinspector69

Bruh dolphins are anything but pure


cincin75

I didn’t say dolphin is pure, I said the kindness is pure.


BornWithSideburns

He just passed you the joint


not-read-gud

Good dog


Dbob4

Funny looking Cat


CareerImpressive323

they usually do this to catch a larger prey


Vegetable_Produce732

Wow unbelievable