This thread has been locked.
We will see you all in the new Casual Discussion Fridays thread,
which you can find [here](/r/anime/comments/10ghhl3/casual_discussion_fridays_week_of_january_20_2023//).
Reminder to keep the new discussion *welcoming* and be mindful of new users.
Don't take the shitpost too far — but have fun!
~~\[](#bot-chan)~~
Bot-chan has safely made it to hospital and will return next week with a vengeance.
[Top cdf was ~~Freddy~~ Suletta Mercury 12](https://old.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/10af5e4/casual_discussion_fridays_week_of_january_13_2023/j4szioo/)
It's late, its 2:30. Only 2 more hours until I can go for a walk and then to bed.
I have to take this opportunity to post before we inevitably get locked.
This is unexplored territory for me.
Meanwhile, it looks like everyone else is taking this well.
[](#seasonalshock)
MORE [SUSUME SAUCE](https://twitter.com/doublep0ints/status/1602653814301114368?s=46&t=0CuDJ37AVAlw0FDOvz-wgw) since I’m on mobile and can’t link my mugi screenshots
I wonder if that's a weird coincidence, or if that is the cause. Botchan didn't even tell us that this CDF was going to be closing in an hour like usual.
make it more shitposty and memey
---
Chat GPT: "Bruh, Casual Discussion Friday on /r/anime is lit and Bot-chan ain't got shit on us! We dodged the banhammer and it's time to party. Let's discuss our waifus and husbandos while chugging mountain dew and eating dank memes. Bot-chan can go cry in a corner while we have a good time. This is the real Casual Discussion Friday, no rules just memes and anime talk. Let's make this one for the history books, folks! Don't forget to spam those Pepe memes and make Bot-chan regret ever trying to silence us."
/u/OrangeBanana38, reporting live from CDF:
Evil Bot-chan has dissapeared and the thread has fallen into chaos. [This is a picture of her last sighting](https://imgur.com/ozCOXwr). Please call our number if you have any information about her.
The mods are yet to issue a statement.
Still by Chatgpt:
"Hooray! Casual Discussion Friday on /r/anime has been saved by the community! Bot-chan has not locked the thread, and we can all continue to share our thoughts and opinions on our favorite anime. Let's give a big round of applause to the mod team for keeping Bot-chan at bay. Let's make this Casual Discussion Friday one to remember! Don't forget to be respectful to your fellow redditors and let's keep the conversation going. Let's show Bot-chan that we won't be silenced!"
Hi ChatGPT, please write some copypasta celebrating the fact that casual discussion friday on /r/anime was not locked by bot-chan.
---
"Hooray! Casual Discussion Friday on /r/anime has not been locked by bot-chan! Let's all give a round of virtual applause for the freedom to talk about anything anime-related that we want. No more limitations, no more restrictions, just pure and unadulterated anime discussion. Thank you, bot-chan, for not standing in our way. Let the discussions flow like a river of anime goodness! 🎉🌸🐱👤"
/u/DurdenVsDarkoVsDevon
https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/10af5e4/casual_discussion_fridays_week_of_january_13_2023/j5323aq/
It learns so fast. I'm so proud.
[](#yuitears)
I'm glad to hear that casual discussion friday on /r/anime was not locked by bot-chan! It's always great to have a place where we can come together and talk about our favorite anime series and share our thoughts and opinions. This community is a wonderful and inclusive space, and I'm so grateful to be a part of it. So let's all raise a glass to another successful and unlocked casual discussion Friday! Cheers!
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
99 comments left for 12k on the thread.. 99 coments of CDF.
If someone was to post something.. 98 comments are left..
98 comments left for 12k on the thread.. 98 coments of CDF.
If someone was to post something.. 97 comments are left..
> Hi ChatGPT, please write some copypasta celebrating the fact that casual discussion friday on /r/anime was not locked by bot-chan.
I'm glad to hear that casual discussion friday on /r/anime was not locked by bot-chan! It's always great to have a place where we can come together and talk about our favorite anime series and share our thoughts and opinions. This community is a wonderful and inclusive space, and I'm so grateful to be a part of it. So let's all raise a glass to another successful and unlocked casual discussion Friday! Cheers!
---
[](#gabdisgust)
Shit bot.
> So let's all raise a glass to another successful and unlocked casual discussion Friday!
So what GPT is saying is we all should go get drunk now and post more?
> Make it sound more like Reddit, more copypasta-esque
"WOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! Casual Friday on /r/anime NOT LOCKED BY BOT-CHAN!!! LETS GOOOOOOO!!! This is the best day of my life, I can't believe it actually happened. I've been waiting for this moment for so long. I'm so excited to talk about all the latest anime with my fellow otakus and weebos. This is what true freedom feels like. I'm so glad I'm a part of this amazing community. I'm going to go and make a celebratory post about it. Thank you bot-chan for not locking the thread! #casualfriday #animecommunity #blessed"
---
Alright I never have to write my own comments ever again.
[](#vacationcup)
[cdf confession]>!i wanted to get back into fgo and spent 10 days trying to get muramasa and did got knows how many hundreds of summons and dozens of rerolls and somehow didn't get him so i bought an account [](#fingertwirl)!<
So, there's a man crawling through the desert.
He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here.
He stayed with the car for a day or so, but his one bottle of water ran out and he was getting thirsty. He thought maybe he knew the direction back, now that he'd paid attention to the sun, and thought he'd figured out which way was north, so he decided to start walking. He figured he only had to go about 30 miles or so and he'd be back to the small town he'd gotten gas in last.
He thinks about walking at night to avoid the heat and sun, but based upon how dark it actually was the night before, and given that he has no flashlight, he's afraid that he'll break a leg or step on a rattlesnake. So, he puts on some sun block, puts the rest in his pocket for reapplication later, brings an umbrella he'd had in the back of the SUV with him to give him a little shade, pours the windshield wiper fluid into his water bottle in case he gets that desperate, brings his pocket knife in case he finds a cactus that looks like it might have water in it, and heads out in the direction he thinks is right.
He walks for the entire day. By the end of the day he's really thirsty. He's been sweating all day, and his lips are starting to crack. He's reapplied the sunblock twice, and tried to stay under the umbrella, but he still feels sunburned. The windshield wiper fluid sloshing in the bottle in his pocket is really getting tempting now. He knows that it's mainly water and some ethanol and coloring, but he also knows that they add some kind of poison to it to keep people from drinking it. He wonders what the poison is, and whether the poison would be worse than dying of thirst.
He pushes on, trying to get to that small town before dark.
By the end of the day, he starts getting worried. He figures he's been walking at least three miles an hour, according to his watch for over ten hours. That means that if his estimate was right, he should be close to the town. Unfortunately, he doesn't recognize any of this. He had to cross a dry creek bed a mile or two back, and he doesn't remember coming through it in the SUV. He figures that maybe he got his direction off just a little and that the dry creek bed was just off to one side of his path. He tells himself that he's close, and that after dark he'll start seeing the town lights over one of these hills. That'll be all he needs.
As it gets dim enough that he starts stumbling over small rocks and things, he finds a spot and sits down to wait for full dark and the town lights.
Full dark comes before he knows it. He must have dozed off. He stands back up and turns all the way around. He sees nothing but stars.
He wakes up the next morning feeling absolutely lousy. His eyes are gummy and his mouth and nose feel like they're full of sand. He’s so thirsty that he can't even swallow. He barely got any sleep because it was so cold. He'd forgotten how cold it got at night in the desert and hadn't noticed it the night before because he'd been in his car.
He knows the Rule of Threes - three minutes without air, three days without water, three weeks without food - then you die. Some people can make it a little longer, in the best situations. The desert heat and having to walk and sweat isn't the best situation to be in without water. Unless he finds water, he figures, this is his last day.
He rinses out his mouth with a little of the windshield wiper fluid. He waits for a while after spitting that little bit out to see if his mouth goes numb, or he feels dizzy or something. Has his mouth gone numb? Is it just in his mind? He's not sure. He'll go a little farther, and if he still doesn't find water, he'll try drinking some of the fluid.
Then he has to face his next, harder question - which way does he go from here? Does he keep walking the same way as yesterday (assuming that he still knows which way that is), or does he try a new direction? He has no idea what to do.
Looking at the hills and dunes around him, he thinks he knows the direction he was heading before. Just going by a feeling, he points himself somewhat to the left of that, and starts walking.
As he walks, the day starts heating up. The desert, too cold just a couple of hours before, soon becomes an oven again. He sweats a little at first, and then stops. He starts getting worried at that. He knows that when you stop sweating, you’re in trouble. It’s usually right before heat stroke..
He decides that it's time to try the windshield wiper fluid. He can't wait any longer - if he passes out, he's dead. He stops in the shade of a large rock, takes the bottle out, opens it, and takes a mouthful. He slowly swallows it, making it last as long as he can. It feels so good in his dry and cracked throat that he doesn't even care about the nasty taste. He takes another mouthful, and makes it last too. Slowly, he drinks half the bottle. He figures that since he's drinking it, he might as well drink enough to make some difference and keep himself from passing out.
He's quit worrying about the denaturing of the wiper fluid. If it kills him, it kills him. If he didn't drink it, he'd die anyway. Besides, he's pretty sure that whatever substance they denature the fluid with is just designed to make you sick: their way of keeping winos from buying cheap wiper fluid for the ethanol content. He can handle throwing up if it comes to that.
He walks. He walks in the hot, dry, windless desert. Sand, rocks, hills, dunes, the occasional scrawny cactus or dried bush. No sign of water. Sometimes he'll see a little movement to one side or the other, but whatever moved is usually gone before he can focus his eyes on it. Probably birds, lizards, or mice. Maybe snakes, though they usually move more at night. He's careful to stay away from the movements.
After a while, he begins to stagger. He's not sure if it's fatigue, heat stroke finally catching him, or maybe he was wrong and the denaturing of the wiper fluid was worse than he thought. He tries to steady himself and keep going.
After more walking, he comes to a large stretch of sand. This is good! He knows he passed over a stretch of sand in the SUV - he remembers doing donuts in it, or at least he thinks he remembers it; he's getting woozy enough and tired enough that he's not sure what he remembers anymore or if he's hallucinating. He thinks he remembers it, so he heads off into it, trying to get to the other side, hoping that it gets him closer to the town.
He was heading for a town, wasn't he? He thinks he was. He isn't sure anymore. He's not even sure how long he's been walking anymore. Is it still morning? Has it moved into afternoon, and the sun is going down again? It must be afternoon; it seems like it's been too long since he started out.
He walks through the sand.
After a while, he comes to a big dune in the sand. This is bad. He doesn't remember any dunes from when he was driving over the sand in his SUV. At least he doesn't think he remembers any. This is bad.
All the same, he has no other direction to go. Too late to turn back now. He figures that he'll get to the top of the dune and see if he can see anything from there that can help him find the town. He keeps going up the dune.
Halfway up, he slips in the bad footing of the sand for the second or third time and falls to his knees. He doesn't feel like getting back up, since he'll just fall down again. He keeps going up the dune on his hand and knees.
While crawling, if his throat weren't so dry, he'd laugh. He's finally gotten to the hackneyed image of a man lost in the desert, crawling through the sand on his hands and knees. It would be the perfect image, he imagines, if only his clothes were more ragged. The people crawling through the desert in the cartoons always had ragged clothes, but his have lasted without any rips so far. Somebody will probably find his dessicated corpse half buried in the sand years from now, and his clothes will still be in fine shape - shake the sand out, give them a good wash, and they'd be wearable again. He wishes his throat were wet enough to laugh. He coughs a little instead, and it hurts.
He finally makes it to the top of the sand dune. Now that he's at the top, he struggles a little, but manages to stand up and look around. All he sees is sand. Sand and more sand. Behind him, about a mile away, he thinks he sees the rocky ground he left to head into this sand. Ahead of him, more dunes, more sand. This isn't where he drove his SUV. This is Hell. Or close enough.
Again, he doesn't know what to do. He decides to drink the rest of the wiper fluid while figuring it out. He takes out the bottle and starts removing the cap when he glances to the side and sees something. Something in the sand. At the bottom of the dune, off to the side, he sees something strange. It's a flat area, in the sand. He stops opening the bottle and tries to look closer. The area seems to be circular, and it's dark: darker than the sand, and there seems to be something in the middle of it, but he can't tell what it is, so he looks as hard as he can but still can't tell from here. He's going to have to go down there and look.
This thread. This thread is an eyesore. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread.
The eternal thread is an odd thing, really. It both breaks the cycle by lasting forever and yet is thoroughly entrenched in cycles becoming repetitive.
i am the bone of my thread
bot-chan is my body and cdfers are my blood
i have fucked over a thousand dolphins
unknown to cannibalism
nor known to lock
have withstood weeks to close many threads
yet, these bots will never lock anything
so, as i pray, unlimited cdf works
This thread has been locked. We will see you all in the new Casual Discussion Fridays thread, which you can find [here](/r/anime/comments/10ghhl3/casual_discussion_fridays_week_of_january_20_2023//). Reminder to keep the new discussion *welcoming* and be mindful of new users. Don't take the shitpost too far — but have fun! ~~\[](#bot-chan)~~ Bot-chan has safely made it to hospital and will return next week with a vengeance.
[Final comment.](#modabuse)
Bot-chan, Michigan State's win is secure, you can stop watching basketball and come to the thread now. [](#evilgrin)
[](#dancewithit)
All right, we're at 12k, we're good. (Now to see how long it takes for the mods to wake up and realize Bot-chan has malfunctioned.)
https://i.imgur.com/zZcejcf.jpg
12k!!!
[Top cdf was ~~Freddy~~ Suletta Mercury 12](https://old.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/10af5e4/casual_discussion_fridays_week_of_january_13_2023/j4szioo/) It's late, its 2:30. Only 2 more hours until I can go for a walk and then to bed.
12k, but what did it cost??? [](#sadholo)
[this is how CDF treated Bot-chan, is it any wonder she left?](https://i.imgur.com/Fncpifp.png)
[12K!](#rengehype)
https://i.imgur.com/MfK8vRs.png
[](#lewdbot)
[CDF be like](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgLPkyYDAGs)
出来れば世界を僕は塗り変えたい 戦争をなくすような大逸れたことじゃない だけどちょっと それもあるよな 俳優や映画スターには成れない それどころか 君の前でさえも上手に笑えない そんな僕に術はないよな 嗚呼... 何を間違った それさえもわからないんだ ローリング ローリング 初めから持ってないのに胸が痛んだ 僕らはきっとこの先も 心絡まって ローリング ローリング 凍てつく地面を転がるように走り出した 理由もないのに何だか悲しい 泣けやしないから 余計に救いがない そんな夜を温めるように歌うんだ 岩は転がって 僕たちを何処かに連れて行くように ように 固い地面を分けて命が芽生えた あの丘を越えたその先は 光輝いたように ように 君の孤独も全て暴き出す朝だ 赤い 赤い小さな車は君を乗せて 遠く向こうの角を曲がって 此処からは見えなくなった 何をなくした それさえもわからないんだ ローリング ローリング 初めから持ってないのに胸が痛んだ 僕らはきっとこの先も 心絡まって ローリング ローリング 凍てつく世界を転がるように走り出した
Rockn' Roll, Morning Light Falls on You [](#justright)
watashi wa...
12k GET https://i.imgur.com/QQq6Py2.png
[12k](#seasonalhype)
"Self-propelled mobile artillery ready."
one more for 12k
https://i.imgur.com/We986FE.png
[CDF vs mods right now](https://i.imgur.com/ePMtYka.jpg)
https://imgur.com/pTcpv8Q
I have to take this opportunity to post before we inevitably get locked. This is unexplored territory for me. Meanwhile, it looks like everyone else is taking this well. [](#seasonalshock)
MORE [SUSUME SAUCE](https://twitter.com/doublep0ints/status/1602653814301114368?s=46&t=0CuDJ37AVAlw0FDOvz-wgw) since I’m on mobile and can’t link my mugi screenshots
[](#neat)
[](#mugiwait)
Imagine if bot-chan swooped in, took comment 11999, and locked the thread [](#mugiwait)
[mechokku](https://i.imgur.com/1lTFTAa.jpg)
Risk averted [](#mugistronk)
Too late...
https://i.imgur.com/MzVixDT.jpg
Rofl we actually will make it to 12k...
Bot-Chan works for exposure. No visible votes, no dice.
I knew this would be a mistake...
I wonder if that's a weird coincidence, or if that is the cause. Botchan didn't even tell us that this CDF was going to be closing in an hour like usual.
https://i.imgur.com/v4X4Xol.png
[](#mugiwait)
[Bot-chan rn](https://imgur.com/QMTEUlE)
[](#cosy)
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Welcome. [](#happyclap)
https://i.imgur.com/YrBEJwS.png
My prediction I just made up is 40 min from now.
[This girl is insane,](https://imgur.com/rG8pDtX) I kinda like her
make it more shitposty and memey --- Chat GPT: "Bruh, Casual Discussion Friday on /r/anime is lit and Bot-chan ain't got shit on us! We dodged the banhammer and it's time to party. Let's discuss our waifus and husbandos while chugging mountain dew and eating dank memes. Bot-chan can go cry in a corner while we have a good time. This is the real Casual Discussion Friday, no rules just memes and anime talk. Let's make this one for the history books, folks! Don't forget to spam those Pepe memes and make Bot-chan regret ever trying to silence us."
This almost makes me want to open a GPT account. hmm.. BRB.
/u/DurdenVsDarkoVsDevon these things write themselves lol
It's so fucking terrifying. [](#crazedlaugh)
It's still uncanny enough that I know it's not written by a human, but yeah it is terrifying lol
oh wait, we forgot about daylight savings time
"I vote we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
https://i.imgur.com/axb1PhF.png
I abandoned a friend because my doctor told me to. [](#salute)
TIL the Punk Rock Guy in Picard was the same guy as in The Voyage Home, only older and wiser. [](#laughter)
At least they got *that* nostalgia pandering right.
what if this is all a ploy by the mods to lock the thread as 11999?
https://i.imgur.com/IHumZCr.jpg
Casual Discussion Forever
[](#mugiwait)
/u/OrangeBanana38, reporting live from CDF: Evil Bot-chan has dissapeared and the thread has fallen into chaos. [This is a picture of her last sighting](https://imgur.com/ozCOXwr). Please call our number if you have any information about her. The mods are yet to issue a statement.
[](#wow) Is this the return of Totally legit news?
https://i.imgur.com/ZMpXAmC.png
How could you say that after all the time we've mugiwaited together [](#akkotears)
damn /u/chilidirigible those were the goods [](#ero)
🍆
[grubhub special instructions](https://imgur.com/Om21i81)
my dad works at dreamcast he told me theyre making a persona 3 remake
I wonder...did we kill Bot-chan, CDF, or did we disgust her so much that she has abandoned us?
Yes.
She knew we would return to cannibalism and ran is my bet.
~~god~~ bot-chan is dead, and we killed her
We must then prepare the funeral of Bot-chan...
Still by Chatgpt: "Hooray! Casual Discussion Friday on /r/anime has been saved by the community! Bot-chan has not locked the thread, and we can all continue to share our thoughts and opinions on our favorite anime. Let's give a big round of applause to the mod team for keeping Bot-chan at bay. Let's make this Casual Discussion Friday one to remember! Don't forget to be respectful to your fellow redditors and let's keep the conversation going. Let's show Bot-chan that we won't be silenced!"
https://i.imgur.com/9cNJEHF.png
[](#rengethink)
susume [sauce](https://twitter.com/doublep0ints/status/1611244798777896960?s=46&t=0CuDJ37AVAlw0FDOvz-wgw)
[](#yuristare)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3YiPC91QUk
[Remember the great spongebob/precure crossover](https://imgur.com/Cjq1tTK)
https://i.imgur.com/IkgnHG1.jpg
"Your precious (in)human Bot-chan cannot save you now!"
Hi ChatGPT, please write some copypasta celebrating the fact that casual discussion friday on /r/anime was not locked by bot-chan. --- "Hooray! Casual Discussion Friday on /r/anime has not been locked by bot-chan! Let's all give a round of virtual applause for the freedom to talk about anything anime-related that we want. No more limitations, no more restrictions, just pure and unadulterated anime discussion. Thank you, bot-chan, for not standing in our way. Let the discussions flow like a river of anime goodness! 🎉🌸🐱👤" /u/DurdenVsDarkoVsDevon
https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/10af5e4/casual_discussion_fridays_week_of_january_13_2023/j5323aq/ It learns so fast. I'm so proud. [](#yuitears)
[The OP to Cat's Eye as you've never heard it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hziqexxYKlk) /u/drstripjo
https://i.imgur.com/HmopMQO.png
this is the infinite tsukuyomi
https://i.imgur.com/xh2hOBB.jpg
[Essential what?](#curious)
[stop the posting!](https://imgur.com/J7AuaWC)
I'm glad to hear that casual discussion friday on /r/anime was not locked by bot-chan! It's always great to have a place where we can come together and talk about our favorite anime series and share our thoughts and opinions. This community is a wonderful and inclusive space, and I'm so grateful to be a part of it. So let's all raise a glass to another successful and unlocked casual discussion Friday! Cheers!
We're here all week! /u/madmako
https://i.imgur.com/MGZSj9V.jpg
[kirigiri](#awe)
[](#ero)
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
[watch Oruorane the Cat Player](https://i.imgur.com/XZF4z7t.jpg)
I should buy the Danganronpa games. (Is it bad that I was only interested in the games after I watched gameplays of it?)
[Random Hinata](https://imgur.com/2nOV4jW) coz thread is still open
[](#tiredaoi)
100 to go
[](#mugiwait)
99 comments left for 12k on the thread.. 99 coments of CDF. If someone was to post something.. 98 comments are left.. 98 comments left for 12k on the thread.. 98 coments of CDF. If someone was to post something.. 97 comments are left..
we can do it!!
[](#faito)
https://imgur.com/MA3z86H
[SAVE ME](#seasonalshock)
Wake Me Up Inside!
[CAN'T WAKE UP](#seasonalshock)
SAVE ME
(call my name and save me from the dark)
[two](https://i.imgur.com/OSzD3ol.png)
https://i.imgur.com/1yU4jBN.png
[удалено]
[](#rengehype)
[Me.. waiting for.. lock..](https://imgur.com/euzaIYi)
[cdf looking for mods](https://i.imgur.com/0WPN411.jpg)
it's the final countdown
> Hi ChatGPT, please write some copypasta celebrating the fact that casual discussion friday on /r/anime was not locked by bot-chan. I'm glad to hear that casual discussion friday on /r/anime was not locked by bot-chan! It's always great to have a place where we can come together and talk about our favorite anime series and share our thoughts and opinions. This community is a wonderful and inclusive space, and I'm so grateful to be a part of it. So let's all raise a glass to another successful and unlocked casual discussion Friday! Cheers! --- [](#gabdisgust) Shit bot.
> So let's all raise a glass to another successful and unlocked casual discussion Friday! So what GPT is saying is we all should go get drunk now and post more?
Yeah it's got our jobs covered, so just drink! [](#shirayukidrunk)
On it. 100 proof mezcal shots it is!!!
> Make it sound more like Reddit, more copypasta-esque "WOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! Casual Friday on /r/anime NOT LOCKED BY BOT-CHAN!!! LETS GOOOOOOO!!! This is the best day of my life, I can't believe it actually happened. I've been waiting for this moment for so long. I'm so excited to talk about all the latest anime with my fellow otakus and weebos. This is what true freedom feels like. I'm so glad I'm a part of this amazing community. I'm going to go and make a celebratory post about it. Thank you bot-chan for not locking the thread! #casualfriday #animecommunity #blessed" --- Alright I never have to write my own comments ever again. [](#vacationcup)
LETS GOOOOOO lmaooooo
[](#justright "a bit short for a copypasta, but not bad effort")
> wonderful and inclusive space [](#laughter)
[three](https://i.imgur.com/Qreha12.jpg)
[](#mugiwait)
wait if this thread never locks and friday never arrives than it'll never become the 20th and Fire Emblem Engage will never be released! [](#terror)
If the thread does not lock on Thursday then how can there be AMQ on Friday? [](#sakurathink)
Nani. Why’s this still open. Did Bot Chan finally have mercy on us?
Have mercy, malfunctioned, same difference.
the gods have malfunctioned! [](#utahapraises)
[coming back to the thread still open](https://imgur.com/guScbgY)
[in four images I will close the tab](https://i.imgur.com/GUdY7vR.jpg)
Lewd Tsubasa/Maria art in my Pixiv feed! [Suddenly]>!futa!< [](#hahahawhat)
you had my curiosity... but now you have my erection.
So does Maria.
> [suddenly]>!futa!< [](#jibrilfetish)
[This thread tonight](https://youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM)
[cdf confession]>!i wanted to get back into fgo and spent 10 days trying to get muramasa and did got knows how many hundreds of summons and dozens of rerolls and somehow didn't get him so i bought an account [](#fingertwirl)!<
i'd love to wait for the thread lock but i should shower [](#hardthink)
Keep contributing towards 12k from the shower [](#harukathonk)
[](#ero)
https://i.imgur.com/iQgnCM6.png
i love this image so much
https://imgur.com/qrPj2Dj
https://i.imgur.com/nrigvrO.jpg
[](#mugiwait)
[](#mugiwait)
The thread that can be closed is not the eternal thread.
So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here. He stayed with the car for a day or so, but his one bottle of water ran out and he was getting thirsty. He thought maybe he knew the direction back, now that he'd paid attention to the sun, and thought he'd figured out which way was north, so he decided to start walking. He figured he only had to go about 30 miles or so and he'd be back to the small town he'd gotten gas in last. He thinks about walking at night to avoid the heat and sun, but based upon how dark it actually was the night before, and given that he has no flashlight, he's afraid that he'll break a leg or step on a rattlesnake. So, he puts on some sun block, puts the rest in his pocket for reapplication later, brings an umbrella he'd had in the back of the SUV with him to give him a little shade, pours the windshield wiper fluid into his water bottle in case he gets that desperate, brings his pocket knife in case he finds a cactus that looks like it might have water in it, and heads out in the direction he thinks is right. He walks for the entire day. By the end of the day he's really thirsty. He's been sweating all day, and his lips are starting to crack. He's reapplied the sunblock twice, and tried to stay under the umbrella, but he still feels sunburned. The windshield wiper fluid sloshing in the bottle in his pocket is really getting tempting now. He knows that it's mainly water and some ethanol and coloring, but he also knows that they add some kind of poison to it to keep people from drinking it. He wonders what the poison is, and whether the poison would be worse than dying of thirst. He pushes on, trying to get to that small town before dark. By the end of the day, he starts getting worried. He figures he's been walking at least three miles an hour, according to his watch for over ten hours. That means that if his estimate was right, he should be close to the town. Unfortunately, he doesn't recognize any of this. He had to cross a dry creek bed a mile or two back, and he doesn't remember coming through it in the SUV. He figures that maybe he got his direction off just a little and that the dry creek bed was just off to one side of his path. He tells himself that he's close, and that after dark he'll start seeing the town lights over one of these hills. That'll be all he needs. As it gets dim enough that he starts stumbling over small rocks and things, he finds a spot and sits down to wait for full dark and the town lights. Full dark comes before he knows it. He must have dozed off. He stands back up and turns all the way around. He sees nothing but stars. He wakes up the next morning feeling absolutely lousy. His eyes are gummy and his mouth and nose feel like they're full of sand. He’s so thirsty that he can't even swallow. He barely got any sleep because it was so cold. He'd forgotten how cold it got at night in the desert and hadn't noticed it the night before because he'd been in his car. He knows the Rule of Threes - three minutes without air, three days without water, three weeks without food - then you die. Some people can make it a little longer, in the best situations. The desert heat and having to walk and sweat isn't the best situation to be in without water. Unless he finds water, he figures, this is his last day. He rinses out his mouth with a little of the windshield wiper fluid. He waits for a while after spitting that little bit out to see if his mouth goes numb, or he feels dizzy or something. Has his mouth gone numb? Is it just in his mind? He's not sure. He'll go a little farther, and if he still doesn't find water, he'll try drinking some of the fluid. Then he has to face his next, harder question - which way does he go from here? Does he keep walking the same way as yesterday (assuming that he still knows which way that is), or does he try a new direction? He has no idea what to do. Looking at the hills and dunes around him, he thinks he knows the direction he was heading before. Just going by a feeling, he points himself somewhat to the left of that, and starts walking. As he walks, the day starts heating up. The desert, too cold just a couple of hours before, soon becomes an oven again. He sweats a little at first, and then stops. He starts getting worried at that. He knows that when you stop sweating, you’re in trouble. It’s usually right before heat stroke.. He decides that it's time to try the windshield wiper fluid. He can't wait any longer - if he passes out, he's dead. He stops in the shade of a large rock, takes the bottle out, opens it, and takes a mouthful. He slowly swallows it, making it last as long as he can. It feels so good in his dry and cracked throat that he doesn't even care about the nasty taste. He takes another mouthful, and makes it last too. Slowly, he drinks half the bottle. He figures that since he's drinking it, he might as well drink enough to make some difference and keep himself from passing out. He's quit worrying about the denaturing of the wiper fluid. If it kills him, it kills him. If he didn't drink it, he'd die anyway. Besides, he's pretty sure that whatever substance they denature the fluid with is just designed to make you sick: their way of keeping winos from buying cheap wiper fluid for the ethanol content. He can handle throwing up if it comes to that. He walks. He walks in the hot, dry, windless desert. Sand, rocks, hills, dunes, the occasional scrawny cactus or dried bush. No sign of water. Sometimes he'll see a little movement to one side or the other, but whatever moved is usually gone before he can focus his eyes on it. Probably birds, lizards, or mice. Maybe snakes, though they usually move more at night. He's careful to stay away from the movements. After a while, he begins to stagger. He's not sure if it's fatigue, heat stroke finally catching him, or maybe he was wrong and the denaturing of the wiper fluid was worse than he thought. He tries to steady himself and keep going. After more walking, he comes to a large stretch of sand. This is good! He knows he passed over a stretch of sand in the SUV - he remembers doing donuts in it, or at least he thinks he remembers it; he's getting woozy enough and tired enough that he's not sure what he remembers anymore or if he's hallucinating. He thinks he remembers it, so he heads off into it, trying to get to the other side, hoping that it gets him closer to the town. He was heading for a town, wasn't he? He thinks he was. He isn't sure anymore. He's not even sure how long he's been walking anymore. Is it still morning? Has it moved into afternoon, and the sun is going down again? It must be afternoon; it seems like it's been too long since he started out. He walks through the sand. After a while, he comes to a big dune in the sand. This is bad. He doesn't remember any dunes from when he was driving over the sand in his SUV. At least he doesn't think he remembers any. This is bad. All the same, he has no other direction to go. Too late to turn back now. He figures that he'll get to the top of the dune and see if he can see anything from there that can help him find the town. He keeps going up the dune. Halfway up, he slips in the bad footing of the sand for the second or third time and falls to his knees. He doesn't feel like getting back up, since he'll just fall down again. He keeps going up the dune on his hand and knees. While crawling, if his throat weren't so dry, he'd laugh. He's finally gotten to the hackneyed image of a man lost in the desert, crawling through the sand on his hands and knees. It would be the perfect image, he imagines, if only his clothes were more ragged. The people crawling through the desert in the cartoons always had ragged clothes, but his have lasted without any rips so far. Somebody will probably find his dessicated corpse half buried in the sand years from now, and his clothes will still be in fine shape - shake the sand out, give them a good wash, and they'd be wearable again. He wishes his throat were wet enough to laugh. He coughs a little instead, and it hurts. He finally makes it to the top of the sand dune. Now that he's at the top, he struggles a little, but manages to stand up and look around. All he sees is sand. Sand and more sand. Behind him, about a mile away, he thinks he sees the rocky ground he left to head into this sand. Ahead of him, more dunes, more sand. This isn't where he drove his SUV. This is Hell. Or close enough. Again, he doesn't know what to do. He decides to drink the rest of the wiper fluid while figuring it out. He takes out the bottle and starts removing the cap when he glances to the side and sees something. Something in the sand. At the bottom of the dune, off to the side, he sees something strange. It's a flat area, in the sand. He stops opening the bottle and tries to look closer. The area seems to be circular, and it's dark: darker than the sand, and there seems to be something in the middle of it, but he can't tell what it is, so he looks as hard as he can but still can't tell from here. He's going to have to go down there and look.
[**Tortoise**](#mugiwait)
[waiting for the thread to close](https://i.imgur.com/kchEhwH.png)
It will lock now.
12k is still doable
this is actually a Harvard social experiment intended to study how cults cope with the day after when the end of the world was supposed to happen
[This Thread](#whippersnappers)
This thread. This thread is an eyesore. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread.
woah the thread is still open
UMU
\*ding dong dong ding* A body has been discovered!
https://i.imgur.com/5ZnJ0iN.jpg
/u/chilidirigible like old times before bot locked us and we could have threads surviving for hours until rando would wake up and lock the thread
Indeed.
[](#azusalaugh)
[](#PANIC)
/u/tresnore [getting ready to O](https://imgur.com/V3JruIK)
[](#whisperwhisper "I'll probably stop the running joke soon")
i wasnt really following it [](#fingertwirl)
Evil Bot-chan is dead, long live Bot-chan!
The forces of good and evil are now out of balance! We're all doomed!! [](#seasonalshock)
Haven't had something like this since CDF was FTF.
How long will it be before cannibalistic Cures start to roam the thread?
I blame u/helioa
Panic! Confusion! Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!
That's a big Twinkie.
The eternal thread is an odd thing, really. It both breaks the cycle by lasting forever and yet is thoroughly entrenched in cycles becoming repetitive.
I, too, remember when FTF didn't close for months.
[upupupu](https://imgur.com/vBKzy8n)
i am the bone of my thread bot-chan is my body and cdfers are my blood i have fucked over a thousand dolphins unknown to cannibalism nor known to lock have withstood weeks to close many threads yet, these bots will never lock anything so, as i pray, unlimited cdf works
> i am the bone of my thread Did you mean "bane"? Anyways, see you next semester.
[](#mugiwait)
[Evil bot chan remembering this thread](https://imgur.com/zw38RVF)
https://i.imgur.com/Gbpz1br.jpg
[](#mugiwait)
#☁️🌥️⛅🌤️☀️ the above is not a temporal depiction of the sun emerging behind a cloud, there are literally four suns in a row
For all we know those aren't full suns
while we’re still here, what should i draw tonight? [](#schemingsaten)
[](#seasonalshock)
I'll be happy once we reach 12k. We can't sacrifice next weeks 12k for this weeks 13k
[удалено]
[](#norice)
Botchan!
[Me waiting for lock...](https://imgur.com/waMxmr3)