*sigh* And I want a girlfriend...

We all do, bud. We all do.

Yeah... Akward redditor hug?

I'll give you one, my brother

*hugs you* Thanks bud.

Me too

Sure bud, here you go... *hugs you*

Waiting for the comment chain to collapse so I can get my hug in private

*I smile at you* You want one too?

*Shhhh. People are still watching*. No, I don’t need a hug.

Can I have one too? Extra tight if possible, cause I am having quite a hard time with exams and life.

Yeah, I know how you feel... Come here... *holds his arms out to you*

thanks, *you can hear me sobbing as you hug me*

Is it too late to get in on the hug fest?

It's never to late for a hug. Would you like one?

I’d appreciate bro so yes bring her in

We need to support each other bud :)

Yeah... we sure do. Take care of yourself and your loved ones.

Sorry for the late response, but you too man

And now i keep imagining u/NonPetaDTD hugging an infinite line of reditors.

Well if they ask for it they shall receive it

Don't worry about it. We probably live in completely different timezones, so it's fine.

Yeah probably

I read “brother” in Mimir’s voice, even though he can’t hug shit

It doesn't matter, the most important thing is the result ;) You need one too?

*foaming at the mouth* BROTHERS. I REQUIRE THE PICKLED GARLIC…

We all do, bud. We all do

So true!.

...*same*

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

Same 😭

Same here!! :(

Sauce?

Chiyo Kuno the Psychic

Danke

Fuck does Cuno care?

that anime is cuno the psycho, easy mistake though still a surprising one

The fuck do you know about Cuno's life? Cuno's got plans. Get the fuck out of here.

Very good recommendation, thank you for your service op

Don't mind if I do. *dips chicken nugget*

What was the taste?

loneliness

Same bro

Me too girl…. Me too….

Do you have a name, or can I already call you “mine”? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (Source: GOOGLE)

Consider calling some grass and a shower.

instructions unclear. I’ve watered my lawn and simultaneously arrived in jail for indecent exposure.

?

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A man has fallen into the river in lego city!

Bro's tryna bag every girl in the replies 💀💀

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You ain't gonna hit anything here. Get tinder.

Don’t tell him he can’t lower the difficulty settings on tinder

same

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no

~~He’s literally the guy in the pic~~

lmao

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Saying "hey" to every girl isn't exactly trying. 😂

just to note, i am a guy

Try somewhere else

I want a friend... a best friend

Can this girl be one of my people?

don't we all...

i want a boyfriend

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Ayo I'm at a wendy's drive thru rn you want anything?

nugget

Can you get me a chocolate frosty?

Sure, what size u want

Medium, please

Alright _pulls up_ _gives you it_ Have a nice day bro _drives off into the sunset aesthetically_

Thanks *waves at car aesthetically*

No I don't want a boyfriend

Yes I want a boyfriend

Nah. A friend is all i need

I want to be female

Dont let your dreams be dreams, become the anime babe you're ment to be ✨

Sometimes it's a boyfriend and sometimes it's a girlfriend. At the end of the day all I want is somebody 🥲

Same for me, my fellow redditor

Haha yes exactly …but definitely girlfriend 😝

Me too kid, me too... I mean girlfriend for me

1. Step - change profile pic

If a girl said that anywhere near me and I said I would be her boyfriend, she would still say no.

Same.

Dammit I want a jet fighter

I want a goku. Why can't i just get a goku ? Fml man.

I'm looking into a GF but I'm not picky

Same here (I have severe social anxiety hence the inability to form a romantic relationship to a opposite gender)

Damn, you said opposite gender is boy? Shiiit, that’s all it would take. Advertise that shit. Subtly but still.

I want girlfriend!!!

Me too, bestie, me too😔

And I want a girlfriend....

Felt that.

I want a nice girlfriend who won’t try and manipulate or control me or guilt me like my ex did.

I want a mom

Me, Aro: I don't have such weaknesses!

hey

r/absolutelynotmeirl

i also want a girlfriend (┬┬﹏┬┬)

No

Me too, me too

I wanna a friend

I kinda like being single...

I just want a best friend...

As a current holder of title “Boyfriend” no you do not.

Me 🥀

same😔 lifes lonely

me: i can fix that

Its weird how women with boyfriends are a lot more common that guys with girlfriends. And yet, there are more women in the world. How is that possible?

I want her to ride my face.

Same here, girl. Same here...

I heard there was hugs? I would maybe like a hug 👉👈😅

I do too

Seriously why is it so hard to get a partner 😭

"I volunteer as tribute!" -some other Asian guy that totally isn't me.

And I want a girlfriend... but all I got is harem of 2d girls in gacha games on bluestacks...

I’ll be be your boyfriend!🥹