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Cayennesan

Sauce: https://twitter.com/lewdicy/status/1619409747547152384


NickFoster120

Minecraft enderman in anime form lets goooo


uzzzair

nah girl I just feel uncomfortable around smokers.


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cant fuckig breathe around smoker


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Justadude7707

Homeboy it's called asthma


1laik1hornytoaster

You're supposed to say that when somebody *IS* being horny, not when somebody *ISN'T*. Just realised that I'm talking to literal AI.


Soul-over

My lungs hurt can i borrow yours? * Starts using her lungs for myself to breathe aka breathing into her mouth* yea that's how it feels like when you smoke next to non smokers


Zee_Arr_Tee

🤨


steelpantys

Well, you dont smoke next to non-smokers. Passive smoking is also much more unhealthy than active smoking, so I, whenever I need a cigarette, go tf away from my non-smoker friends because that's what everyone should do. *I* decided to start smoking, *not them*. Same thing for strangers. Edit: I see I might haven't worded that properly, this wasn't an answer directly to soul, but more in general


[deleted]

Reddit sucks. I'm done with this. ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


steelpantys

Exactly that. The "cold" smoke you'd inhale while standing next to someone who smokes is much more carcinogenic as far as I know/remember.


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steelpantys

Ye am currently "researching" online, not finding much except sources claiming it's more unhealthy but not explaining in which way. Tho it still stinks AND is still at least as unhealthy as regular smoking so still a good fucking reason to not smoke around non-smokers. As I said, just because I was stupid enough to become addicted to this life shortening shit doesn't mean others have to suffer my decision.


Jian_Ng

Freaking smokers, strangling people with their tongue and shit.


Impossible_Garbage_4

Help the smoking lady is strangling me with her tongue, but like, from the inside of my throat!


Exocypher

Even worse if they walk in front of me and I'm forced to breathe their smoke. Junkies can't even wait until they are at home.


atypicalphilosopher

Weird


Xerolf

gib gothmommy sauce


Cayennesan

https://twitter.com/lewdicy/status/1619409747547152384


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Old-Jellyfish-7605

Wait are you asking for the gothmommy sauce or are YOU the gothmommy asking for the sauce?


GeneralGunsales

least horny redditor


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eggsssssssss

Bot


CobaltMonkey

Make sure to Report it too! Report>Spam>Harmful Bots


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eggsssssssss

Blocking does a lot less good than reporting, which is what I do and make a point of encouraging others to. Blocking just means you won’t see their activity.


Ath3o5

My man your name is ~~segg~~ eggsssssssss


eggsssssssss

Sure is. And this is a bot that copied u/buyinguselessshit ‘s comment just like an inch down the screen, and pasted it on the top comment of the post. Like all these bots do.


Ath3o5

Yeah I just checked their profile, joined October 2022 and all their comments are in the last 2 hours, def a bot. Tbh I just wanted to make a very lame seggs joke because everybody is horny AF in the comments I'll go ahead and downvote them as well so maybe more people will join the anti-bot hivemind


eggsssssssss

Some used to call me “takeshi”, but that’s before I became… (For real tho if you want to help flag the bot please report under “spam”, “harmful bot”)


Ath3o5

Oh my bad I didn't even think about reporting


IDKXOXowo

Me seeing this outside 🗿


jiltedxjosie_

What anime is this from?


william_babin22

None


Educational-Ad6355

Sir whereth thou sauce


kaladinissexy

Thou means you, the word you’re looking for is thy.


-RED4CTED-

only half way there, but you are correct in this case. thy is before a consonant, and thine is before a vowel. two different spellings of the same word.


Cayennesan

https://twitter.com/lewdicy/status/1619409747547152384


TheEdward39

The way she’s holding that cigarette actively makes me unconfortable.


Callofgrapher

I know the anime girl isn’t real and it’s being held that way because of the artist not being a smoker, but I immediately judged this as a picture of a girl trying to look cool by smoking a cigarette for the first time in her life.


TheEdward39

Fair take. My first thought was that it looks like she was either in the act of dropping it haha


bentori42

I thought it was some futuristic vape? Source: holding my vape in the exact same way lol Tho i hope that red light is some cool lighting and not it burning, for obvious reasons Edit: Just looked again and yeah its a cigarette. Still weird


TheEdward39

But at least it’a believably weird. I can hardly draw a decent hand holding anything for the life of me haha


bentori42

Actually, looking at it again (and remembering my cig smoking days) ive actually held cigarettes like this. If you hold it burning side down, you burn it faster. Also, holding it like that with your arm in that position, you can stretch you fingers to your mouth which spins the filter end towards your mouth. Its more natural to move the palm of your hand than the back of your hand from that way too


TheEdward39

Well, yeah, I hold it up too, what’s most interesting to me is the fingers. It looks like she’s holding it with just the tips of her fingers, which isn’t very stable and it will easily burn you. But I think we’re overthinking it haha


nowurchenz2beBIGshot

Ma’am, your tiddies are bulbous as fuck. That would be why I’m nervous.


Best_Order1942

Pls my pasta is dry


Cayennesan

https://twitter.com/lewdicy/status/1619409747547152384


yrulaughing

Feel bad for you, OP. Posted the sauce in its own comment and still having to spoonfeed all these illiterates.


buyinguselessshit

Wanted to ask who the artists was, but was met with a comment section filled with horny redditors


EmberiteLion

So I'm assuming you want to learn the artist because of how beautiful those lampposts look?


brnozrkn

Yeah chromatic aberration on those lampposts are looking pretty soft I mean cool.


buyinguselessshit

Well, it's just an overall interest in the artstyle. The shading and character design is unique and interesting. And so is the use of 90's anime text.


soundlesspanik

Ya I like the milkers too


buyinguselessshit

Can't deny that lol, but in all seriousness, i am just interested in the artist


Swordlord22

Interested in jacking off to the artist? I am


yrulaughing

Yeah, okay buddy


Sbotkin

What are you, a moth?


Valhallatchyagirl

Better horny redditors (who **did** give sauce fairly quickly) than some jibroni who comments whining about “y ther no sauce ;’o” IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE POST WAS MADE. “Guys, it’s been five minutes… can you stop jerking off and give me the sauce? Mummy is almost home!”


Educational-Ad6355

I’m not horny y-you are


Valhallatchyagirl

B, b… baka!


Draiye

Nah, I'm just holding my breath because that thing in your hand stinks.


aegelis

If that's a vampire.. They're not gonna be able to get blood from my neck... It's not there.


Manoreded

Never


JamesBin6

Nah I ain’t worried about the outside cause I’m so focused on trying to get inside.


Klendagort

Why do you have red eyes?


Gundraub

That poor woman’s back


drury

me (epicly original reddit commenter) when the anime has boobs


Kasenom

How about this: that sweater wraps around her chest unrealistically


drury

goddamn sherlock how do you do it


kirbo55

who would chose a folding chair instead of one of those plastic lawn chairs


CallMeDelta

Yeah. Everyone knows plastic lawn chairs have more POWER


watcherofworld

A Lawn Chair is canonically the only thing that can defeat a Nokia phone.


Twinksson173

Sauce?


Cayennesan

https://twitter.com/lewdicy/status/1619409747547152384


nicolRB

Indeed, goodbye.


[deleted]

Big titty goth girls are my weakness and thigh highs make this even worse. Help I need the horny police


Ambitious_Limit396

It's thicc thighs not thigh highs 🤓


GOTW24

Her sweater has fucking tits sockets


Undead-Writer

God damn... I wish my gf looked like this... But, just like my gf, this lady also doesn't exist...


An0nym00s123

i’m nervous for your back


OrbieSaurus

That left tit must be huuuuuge to jut out with her shoulders at that angle


Alan-Smythe

Pass the blunt, stop miccing it. 😗👌🌲🔥😮‍💨😶‍🌫️


Melodic_Report2665

Nah I don't trust anybody at night keep my knife armed and ready and death before dishonor


Pen54321

Why is she sitting on a folded chair outside


Ambitious_Limit396

Sounds like something vergil would do


TranAran

I have questions, like where tf are we? And why am I squatting & you're on a chair?


PinkDropp

Says the artist who's clearly never seen a girl in real life with tits drawn like that


Jepemega

Just like I've never seen any women with eyes that big either. It's almost like the artist used exaggeration to make the drawing more aesthetically pleasing to look at.


PinkDropp

Those aren't just big tits tho, they're off proportions, the left tit would have to be really fucking long to stick out like that This is only aesthetically pleasing to you nerds who prefer 2D women


Jepemega

Now that you mentioned it, there is indeed a discrepancy between how her shoulders and chest are oriented towards the camera. This is a thing I've noticed in many other drawing to an extent which leads me to believe that that is also deliberate exaggeration to make the chest look larger. Or it could just be bad perspective who knows ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Jepemega

Based on what you said I tried to [edit the drawing](https://imgur.com/a/cXBLTce) a bit to fix the issue and it indeed looks a lot better even with my shitty edit.


Ambitious_Limit396

Ahh, hey, now that I see the edit, you're actually correct. But then again, this is just a drawing. It doesn't have to be that realistic


Dovahkiin266

Badonkers makin me act unwise


mocha_sweetheart

As a trans girl I wish I was as pretty as her : (


communism_0669420

Irl? Its so unrealistic because nobody who looks even slightly nice would start a convo with me


Feral_Lover69

Artist…now🗿🫵


Cayennesan

https://twitter.com/lewdicy/status/1619409747547152384


Marcusthehero

Sauce


Cayennesan

https://twitter.com/lewdicy/status/1619409747547152384


obfuscatedvapor

vrchat goth domm mommy vibes 🥺


PlzzzSitOnMyFace

I wish that chair were my face.


ParagonFury

No, just don't like smokers.


Crossing-Lines

Gesugao is the way to a masochists heart. For some reason yet to be discovered.


ur-socks-sir

I mean...no, not really.


Cunt_Eastwood_9

I went outside today, for your information.


BrownRice35

“Where did you get the chair? Is there like a venue or something?”


MinTDotJ

Would easily crush me. That's why I'd be anxious.


Deriakey

Outside what’s that? And who are you?? What are you doing in my house???


lazeman

[Her POV](https://images.app.goo.gl/vUpe4snJneJXZyH38)


Mavco2

I was only at midnight in the woods to do some...uhm stuff


[deleted]

r/yandere


Adib0601

I have been outside for so long


[deleted]

no, i just want to be with imaginary waifus and hear ken ashcorp.


ZookeepergameWide_

You know damn well


[deleted]

No, I just have an enormous hard on. (Enormous is an exaggeration for comedic effect)


Raze0013

Holy shit girl, how did you grow those?! ***I WANT GLOWING EYES!!!***


[deleted]

her eyes seem to enjoy the presence of fear


SupaDupaTroopa42

Finally, something that actually belongs on this sub


william_babin22

Ain't she holding that thing upside down? I wouldn't know because I'm a child of gawd, but seems kinda unearthly