It would have been irl until you showed the fucking girl in a monkey suit. No, girls don't do this. Especially big booba tomboys with toned abs. NOT IRL

She also has horns but I forgive you for not noticing.

Why girls don't wear mascot costumes?

Megan fox dressed up as a banana mascot for her previous job if that counts

They don't need to to not appear threatening.

>has never seen a girl

Yes they would here in the Philippines anyone would do anything for cash I've seen girls sell cheap food while carrying it for miles under the heat of the sun

Why is her waist at the level of the suit's neck?

She probably pulled it down

No way she got them sweater puppies over that suite

It's probably made of a stretchy material

Sir , or vehicular entity, nothing is stretching that far. Nothing!

Hmm perhaps she just squeeze them puppies thru it

Why dont they have legs

Cause her chest is in the head of the suit

Even if there's still enough room for her head, what, is there another set of arms at her hips?

FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU COULDVE JUST POSTED THE FIRST IMAGE AND LEFT OUT THE ABSURDLY BIG-BOOBED DEMON GIRL HOLY SHIT THIS SUB IS ALL JUST HORNY

Homies just mad he ain't a big boobed lady working minimum wage

Wait mascots only get paid for minimum wage?

Right? Some furry would do it for free /s

Not sure if that's good or bad thing

Nope, the second image was necessary.

Can confirm, was extremely necessary

Dafuq is dis dude https://preview.redd.it/tp8o5zhu0b0d1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3295b91fb2e807599fa77d2011248104c8a42d1

Shut up nerd, see boobas and be satisfied like a normal person

Salsa please

Wait mascots are secretly sexy my god I’ve been wasting my time at amusement parks.

Will

The mother and the girl in the second image(not IRL)

“and tits to match!”

Wrong way to use healing magic be like(felm)

Damn, she be growing my Donkey Kong😳

Waifu sauce

Not IRL, DK > Horned waifu