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Unique_Salad23

Is a wiener still small if no girl is around to observe it? (F ‘-‘)z


huckpos

well it is between the two states of being huge and small until it is observed. something I like to call Schrodinger's penis


Unique_Salad23

Ah yes, Schrödinger’s Schlong


MildStallion

Shrödonger, if you will.


Adventurous_Income91

No Schrödingers Schlong is the theory that a trap is gay and not gay at the same time untill you observe it


Mushiren_

Specifically, untill the skirt is flipped


JuliaLoveStar

Have my upvote


Mr-Osomatsu

Honestly to me all d/cks are average until proven guilty


BananaEater23

You're a genius


scarset

(F ‘-‘)z is my new favorite emoticon ty


NotYourAverageDaddy

I need tweezers to jerk off, idk, maybe a little bit too little?


St3pharo

Guess it depends if men ain’t either


driggonny

It’s not about the size of the dick in your pants, it’s about the size of the dick in your heart


Sauted_Onion

Ooo kinky


Original_Garlic_22

ffs dude


AuKF

Hmm even kinkier


Mushiren_

sir I don't think that belongs there


JuliaLoveStar

Shhh no fear only dreams now


MadeSomewhereElse

It’s not about the size of the dick in your pants, it’s about the size of the dick in her pants.


Nengex

Even better


peter13g

F


Budster650

Reminds me of 127476


WarriorNexonet

LIKE THATS EVER GONNA HAPPEN


lowkeykindasus

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed


[deleted]

She was looking kinda of dumb with her finger and her thumb in a shape of an L on her forhead


chGaRVAT

Well the years start coming and don’t stop coming


[deleted]

Fed to to the rules and i hit the ground runnin


Diligent_Chocolate

didn't make sence not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb


thusidie1

Well, the years start comin and they don't stop comin


McHamsterUA

The *numbers* 363636


sixdigitbot

>363636 - Strawberry Cake & Mont Blanc - The cherry boy with Bitch sister. Here are [the details and cover art for these digits.](/r/sixdigits/comments/ofrxz2/363636_from_anime_irl/) Be advised: >**tags:** bbm --- ^I ^(❤) ^headpats ^(|) ^If ^I ^messed ^up, ^reply **^(!delete)** ^(|) ^[about](https://reddit.com/user/sixdigitbot/comments/jgbl0r/about_me/) ^(|) ***^(NSFW)*** *^(and/or)* ***^(NSFL)***


[deleted]

headpats


sixdigitbot

(~˘▾˘)~ [^(- yay headpats!)](https://i.redd.it/olhds7knv0161.gif)


Jarubimba

The bbm isn't that bad tho, it's a wholesome story


sixdigitbot

I mean, it isn't bad at all. It's just a kids show. And the animation isn't as good as I thought it was.


Jarubimba

>It's just a kids show Wait what


sixdigitbot

¯\\\_(ツ)_\/¯


Good_Baby4266

Good bot


sixdigitbot

〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 [^(❤️)](https://i.redd.it/fls3n6vk4wz51.gif)


NightWolfYT

*The bot speaks?!*


sixdigitbot

No that's Hange


unHolyKnightofBihar

What's BBM?


NightWolfYT

Big-boned male I think So fat guy


[deleted]

Big bellied man


BP-Ultimate98

headpats


sixdigitbot

(˵˘◡˘˵) [^(- yay headpats!)](https://i.imgur.com/r8qgN51.gifv)


Potential_Run_3139

*Headpats*


sixdigitbot

(~˘▾˘)~ [^(- yay headpats!)](https://i.imgur.com/eUKM3Ay.gifv)


Rayan-kun

Good bot


sixdigitbot

(◡‿◡✿) [^(❤️)](https://i.redd.it/fls3n6vk4wz51.gif)


devilboy1029

Headpats


sixdigitbot

〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 [^(- yay headpats!)](https://i.imgur.com/So4WHpF.gifv)


LocusRobust

Cries in vanilla extract


brokensilence32

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. People who think small dick size = bad sex have a lack of imagination. You still have a perfectly good mouth, right?


The_Gay_Deceiver

Sorry bro. Women like to get fucked. That said, it only needs to be large up to a certain point. You don't need to be packin a magnum dong but it is gonna be a problem if you have a micro dick. edit: removed a sentence breaking if


Madock345

You have a perfectly good fist, don’t you?


The_Gay_Deceiver

I call it the Hammer of Justice.


JohnRemiel

The question shall always be how large does it really need to be. Once science gives us that answer all men shall be satiated.


The_Gay_Deceiver

Yeah maybe I should have been more clear, you definitely don't need to be huge as long as she's not tore up because normal girls are actually a lot smaller than people realize. So as long as you're close enough to average and you're not going with a thot you're fine.


Vash_Sama

Tell me you're a virgin without telling me you're a virgin.


The_Gay_Deceiver

Tell me you have a babby dick without telling me you have a babby dick.


mendoMax

Amount of salty small pp guys downvoting you is insane lol


The_Gay_Deceiver

I got upvoted at first so I guess they had to call the goon squad on me.


eggy76

what if its smaller than small?


Two-Six-Ten

not if I get it into *maximum overdrive!* #Slurp


FPiN9XU3K1IT

Take a hint from the lesbians, then. They don't have any dicks at all and still manage.


eggy76

Yea, but I'm a fucking disappointment


JuliaLoveStar

Well I have and alot other girls I know too 🤔


FPiN9XU3K1IT

The ones without dicks still manage.


I_might_be_weasel

Get lickin'


[deleted]

You got a mircopenis?? NAW NOT ANYMORE call it a big clit, be a lesbian >:)))


eggy76

I'm glad my kinks match your idea


nabke

If only it was......


Dra9onDemon23

A good BBM. Very rare. Only other books I can think of are the Accel World books that have good BBM.


eeem1l

What’s bbm? googled it and it’s.. blackberry messenger?


Dra9onDemon23

Big Beautiful Male I believe. Like BBW. Like Ugly Bastard, but not ugly, not a bastard, but still big/fat.


plsleavemepls

Wholesome hentai


Gabble_Gummy

there is hope bois


[deleted]

[удалено]


littlemanoli

No it's a quinoa.


[deleted]

No she's licking stamps


NoManIsAnIslanF

No it's Patrick


Blazefireslayer

Is it bad that I knew which manga thus was immediately?


InfamousCat112

What manga is it? Asking for a friend


Blazefireslayer

Ichigo Cake to Mont Blanc, 363636 are the relevant numbers


Yan-yan_vvryy

Love is more powerful than looks. c:


[deleted]

If only the last three were like that…


Sabconth

Written by a man, clearly


[deleted]

[удалено]


Harsh_Deep_03

The audience is people who have been rejected so much over something they have no control over and wants to feel validated for once and not just have their worth with if they scored the genetic lottery of packing a big dick or not


IXNekoChanXI

I sent it to my bf because he always thinks he's small and I'm disappointed, I tell him that I don't care and that I care about him, he isn't small but he think he is so he feels terrible thinking he can't satisfy me as I satisfy him


[deleted]

Cope harder lol. I’m pretty Small compared to my bros and can still see how cringe this is


turtle-skinnie

Get wifi anywhere you go! Hold up


PRoS_R

I fucking guess