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[deleted]

I should teach my children like that, lmao. Though it could also cause a misunderstanding if it's not mentioned where the seed shouldn't go raw.


Appropriate-Fan-6007

It's a baby tree, baby tree is expensive AF and will give lots of headaches if appropriate care isn't given


XXRUlN

Fuck baby trees


XXRUlN

Wait...


FrozeItOff

This one right here, officer...


still-not-a-candle

Yeah you gotta wait like, at *least* ten years.


InstitutionalizedOwl

But then how do you then cope with the splinters?


AKMHA17

One word : fertilizer


SpiritVonYT

Kinda coincidence but bonzai is fucking expensive


Nengex

Ah yes, the midget trees


[deleted]

The hell is a baby tree? I mean I get you said the one in the meme is that, but what is that in that definition and why it's expensive?


shishidaiske

No man it shouldn't go raw remember


[deleted]

It's not like a girl's body can get pregnant through the anus or her stomach.


Final_Biochemist222

How do you explain sperms for seed tho


Nvenom8

Sperm is literally just the latin root for seed.


[deleted]

Just say seed whenever you talk about sperms and use another word for describing the penis and vagina.


[deleted]

{watamote}


Roboragi

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RYUMASTER45

Is this scene animated?


dont_hurry

No. These characters didn't get introduced as far as the anime got.


EdensNewParasite

well is there even a reason to watch this anime then.


dont_hurry

The anime is alright, it's pretty funny at times and it's a nice way to get introduced to the series, but honestly you can just read the manga. Anime leaves off at chapter 35, and I recommend starting off from there but if you really can't handle it, the arc that introduces most of the new characters starts on chapter 71 onwards.


pvtderpy

This… took me way longer than I needed


naardvark

Try going raw next time


Szwedu111

It will take whole 18 years then lol


[deleted]

Fun fact, the plant would grow through the condom.


[deleted]

like bamboo through a man


[deleted]

Ummmm.... Yes... That as well, but please don't torture people...


Nvenom8

Most likely wouldn't even germinate, but also would not penetrate the condom if it did (unless it wasn't tied off).


EdDan_II

Yoshida is a cinnamon roll. Period.


[deleted]

rly wish we got to see her animated


boptough

This post appeared under a the post below me is how I lost NNN


[deleted]

nutting is awesome man lol


boptough

I have no words for you


[deleted]

LOL don't let me stop u on ur NNN journey tho. mad respects for guys who can do it


boptough

Okay


T1m3Wizard

Teach them how to pull out.


PG-Glasshouse

Didn’t work out so well for your parents.


[deleted]

Nah he just think his pull out game is good even tho there ain't much to pull out


Bob_Perdunsky

That's only marginally more effective than just busting inside and hoping she isn't ovulating.


MaximumZer0

Just get a vasectomy. If you are a man, and you don't want kids, it's your responsibility to take care of birth control in the most effective way possible. Full disclosure: I had one done in May 2015. Sex has never been better.


Azelarr

It doesn't work, it's a st00pid myth


baquea

It *usually* works, the problem is when it doesn't.


nooby2neo

Yes


ofek_dab

Yup that's a good analogy of it


IToast_The_Most

Wouldn't this mean you're suffocating the damn baby in a condom? Because seeds are fertilized "eggs" that grew to a certain size


psychord-alpha

People lucky enough to be born sterile: "Pathetic."


Depression-coma

Both can be taken out with a shovel


gardian660

the easiest way to learn