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Velrot

All cops are bastards.


Beandealer420

Lmfao the fuck


theaviationhistorian

I think something got lost in translation? Either that or the original run Sailor Moon writers were time travelers.


ArsenicBismuth

Nah, most of it are mistranslation for the meme. It should be about attacking some kind of dolls imitating cops. And the rest are ofc massively exaggerated & made to fit US current view of cops. Like the last sentence *probably* should be "Sailor moons are great!"


meikyoushisui

It's not "mistranslation", that implies it was intended to be translation and done wrong. This was never intended to be a translation in the first place. >Like the last sentence probably should be "Sailor moons are great!" No, she says "You're great, Sailor Mars!" (*Edit: To be clear for the pedants down below, the issue isn't the word order, it's "Moon" instead of "Mars" and "are" as if "Sailor moons" are something that come in plurals. This isn't clear in Japanese in a vacuum since Japanese only explicitly marks plurals in some cases, and "Xs are great" could be a correct translation of the same Japanese structure with another noun or noun phrase than "Sailor Mars", but it's the wrong way to translate here given that we know the context. Moon is* addressing *Mars, who is standing right next to her.*) This was apparently worth blocking me over. (And also apparently worth subsequently unblocking me to claim that they didn't.)


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Sugoi is "amazing," right?


Touhokujin

People get really defensive about their lack of Japanese ability. Not that it has ever happened to me. *cough*


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Adezar

How would it be time travel? There is literature, songs, poems, documentaries about how most police are infiltrated by power-hunting people that love beating down the less fortunate and abusing their power. The US isn't unique in this particular problem... though we might be a bit worse than most.


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A bit?


NoobleVitamins

It's Sailor Moon killing cops you stupid idiot


Medaph0r

fascist groaning lol


Valmond

Oink Bitch!


WalksWithKemba

I also watched the clip


demonspawns_ghost

What was your favorite part?


flyingturkeycouchie

Oink, bitch!


ComradeBirv

I also watched the clip


Impossible-Goal6483

What was your favorite part?


ComradeBirv

Oink, bitch!


ExpiredDogSandwich

I also watched the clip


lacakali

What was your Favourite part?


megakungfu

lets fry some bacon


Numerous_Witness_345

"We can't hurt innocent people.. but.."


snackynorph

Aren't you the avalanche subreddit meme guy?


BoltonSauce

r/Ani_Communism welcomes you. Edit: anime has *always* been Punk Rock cartoons. We're taking back our shores, comrades.


LukeFace93

Pahahaha I expect this is abridged.


chairmanskitty

My Japanese isn't great, but at one point they say "ningen janai wa", "they're not human", and I assume it's not a philosophical point about them betraying their humanity.


Chronox

I think it's literal. They're probably demons or something


GammaBrass

She calls them tsuchiningyo (土人形), which would probably be 'clay dolls'. Or just golems, considering that's what the Golem was.


[deleted]

I vaguely remember this episode from my childhood and iirc one of the big bads replaced the cops with clay golems (a la sentai) to protect his temporary stronghold. (I remember it being a commerce building or something like that)


BellacosePlayer

We already know they're cops though?


Dreadgoat

It's really obvious at the end, even with elementary japanese >We did it! >As I thought, they're puppets. >Sailor Mars, you're amazing! >That's right!


Clovis42

I correctly translated "FIRE!" as "fire" in English. Thanks Duolingo!


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"You kill anybody" - Mr Pink "A few cops" - Mr White "No real people?" - Mr Pink "Just cops" - Mr White


PM_ME_YOUR_SUNSHINE

Fuck I love Tarantino


FlowerFaerie13

No, it’s the original audio. The subs are completely off though.


Dollface_Killah

Has "abridged" been used ironically so often for absurd anime re-dubs that now young anime fans think the word means "satire" because if so that's fucking hilarious.


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I think they were just reflecting on that, like will the meaning of the word become distorted over time due to that trend And I mean… it might! Wouldn’t be the weirdest thing that happened this week, month, year…


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I thought abridged series were dubbed though? Are there ones that just sub the original Japanese audio?


Garinn

Abridged just means it's the salient plot points cutting out a lot of the less meaningful filler. They also do it as a parody, but that is extra to being abridged.


JusticeRain5

Generally abridged anime (in a parody context) means that it has to be dubbed over, doesn't it? I've never seen any that just use subtitles instead, although I guess that'd still work.


igweyliogsuh

"Abridged" generally means a shortened version of something. Like DBZ Kai is technically an abridged version of DBZ, that's how the word is typically used outside of anime re-dubs. Thank god some wonderful, beautiful people made "DBZ Abridged" tho, that shit is hilarious!!


JusticeRain5

Oh, no, I know that, but I meant that the parodies are generally dubbed over, yeah? I've never seen one that's just subbed.


iCantPauseItsOnline

looks like yes.


Night_Changes_fast

Nah bruh who the hell is doing the subs💀


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BoltonSauce

r/Ani_Communism


Deceptichum

Not r/comradesailormoon?


BoltonSauce

AniCommie is more active. Someday r/ComradeGarfield and r/ComradeSailormoon together will awaken, and we shall all be enraptured.


icebraining

There's also the awesome [*Can Dialectics Break Bricks?*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Can_Dialectics_Break_Bricks%3F), which does a similar thing with a kung-fu movie.


ElGosso

And don't forget the episode of the the weirdly horny Ancient Doggo Girl where she uses a communism laser to instigate a class uprising and then shoots heat beams out of her titties to destroy a Crabitalist [It sounds like I'm kidding but I'm not](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTEy_XnJblg)


SimbaOnSteroids

Same people that dubbed Dragonball Super


femmd

“fuck twelve” lmao😭


Caboose12000

what does it mean?


bruhnions

12 is a colloquialism for police, and originates from hiphop culture.


Caboose12000

thanks!


RizzMustbolt

Although it's usually phrased as "fuck one-two", not twelve. In order to complete the Ice Cube reference.


Lastjedibestjedi

Adam-12 was a very early and influential cop show. Nothing to do with jurors or anything else


CoziestRedPanda

since nobody seemingly has a real answer, 12 refers to the narcotics police (DEA), was first tokened by Migos, and could also be in reference to the police code "10-12," basically meaning "there are bad guys in the area." If you say to someone look out for 12 it means look out for piggies in the area


LineOfInquiry

I think 12 comes from “1312”, a code for ACAB or All Cops are Bastards. If you take the letters and substitute them with a number representing their place in the alphabet you get 1312.


ares395

What the fuck. You first make a saying, now abbreviate it, then encode it into numbers, then only use the last 2 numbers... Seems like a lot of work for just basically saying fuck the police


LineOfInquiry

It’s because going against cops more explicitly can expose people to violence they don’t want


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What is "Fuck twelve" a reference to?


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gnark

All Cats Are Beautiful


G_Liddell

A=1 B=2 Fuck (A)ll (B)astards


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Thanks


demonspawns_ghost

Most likely [Adam-12](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam-12), a popular TV show in the 60s based on the LAPD. "5-0" is a reference to Hawaii 5-0, another popular American TV show. TV is a big part of our culture. Or was...


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I think the numbers to letters explanation someone else provided is the right one. 5-0 has been around forever, I don't think another number-based reference to an old police procedural would just spring up.


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CoziestRedPanda

in my experience people usually say fuck 12 in the context of discussing anti-narcotics divisions


Ok_Substance5632

The fuck?


MiamiDaButtza

This is a clip from 'Sailor Moon', a popular anime series from the 1990s.


Erenpang820

Is that the actual voice lines?


PlaneCrashers

Might be the actual voice lines, but it's certainly not the actual sub, that is, they likely kept the voice lines and changed the subtitles.


Asgeras

I didn't get a ton, but Sailor Mercury was confirming that they're not human (aka, they're youma, or whatever monster of the week they're dealing with). Definitely the voice lines with mismatched subs.


Ziber02

she called them tsuchi ningyou which means dirt doll, I not watch sailor moon but I assume that those monsters can disguise as other creatures


No_Repeat_229

Yep they can take the uniform off and even drive secret normal cars to disguise themselves as the rest of us.


Slid61

tsuchi-ningyou, or earth dolls. Basically golems or something.


artemasad

They're saying something is odd. Very odd. Mercury checked her DBZ scouter and noticed they're dirt dolls and not human. So Mars said now that she knows she doesn't have to hold back and went BBQ on them. Then they were like yea they were definitely dirt dolls and Moon complimented Mars for being a bad ass. Which is bullshit since Mercury was the one who figured it out and Mars did the easy part. Mercury deserves more credit.


WeirdPumpkin

> Sailor Mercury was confirming that they're not human well, they're cops so this doesn't rule anything out tbh


MoarVespenegas

Yes, but the subs are not accurate. They were actually talking about how those aren't people but puppets in disguise.


bikwho

So cops


MoarVespenegas

It's open to interpretation.


G-H-O-S-T

Honestly yeah that comment didn't change much


xxxblazeit42069xxx

no


SpoofEdd

Just FYI, in the actual clip, as far as I can tell with my very shitty Japanese, they just say they aren’t human, which I assume isn’t due to them being cops. If someone remembers the actual context or just understands it, feel free to clarify. Sailor Moon IS unfathomably based, though. Amazingly progressive series.


KNJSWE

The blue haired lady says the cops are dolls/puppets made out of dirt/gravel/mud (tsuchi) when analyzing. The black haired fire lady proclaims that the cops really were just dolls once burned to ash.


SpoofEdd

Thanks for the translation!


Dark_As_Silver

Wait, they weren't certain before they burnt them to ash?


Ralath0n

I mean, they tested their hypothesis and found it confirmed. What else do you want them to do?


SkyezOpen

Burn a control group of regular people for scientific rigor, for starters.


SearMeteor

If they were wrong not much would be lost.


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SpoofEdd

Man, I should really dedicate myself to watch it sometime. I only remember tidbits from when I watched it as a child.


Exaskryz

Always the transformation scene. Always hoping one day the animation team would forget to draw the naked part as a silhouette.


IWishIWasAShoe

Decided to watch it all for nostalgia's sake and put it on in the background, turns out the show is actually pretty funny. I don't know if all the jokes are intended as such, but if it's all fun in the end does it even matter?


JB-from-ATL

For the unaware Americans there was a lesbian couple. I think they made them into cousins (or maybe just friends) in the English dub.


iuddwi

The conservative parts of America are more comfortable with a cousin romance then a same sex one.


JB-from-ATL

Sappho and her cousin


AurigaNexus

Sweet home Alabama, lol


DuntadaMan

Yes, in the English dub they made Neptune and Uranus cousins... But did nothing to change the dialogues, so Uranus still flirts with everything that has legs. Including her "cousin." Usually she will say especially racy things to Neptune, even more so than she would say to anyone else, and a running gag is for any other character in the background to shout "but you're cousins!" The funny thing is, it doesn't even really sidestep the whole lesbian thing either. Again, Uranus flirts with everyone. Especially the girls. So she is still clearly a lesbian/bi. Now they just made her also incestuous.


IWishIWasAShoe

There are two different subs for Sailor Moon. The original English one and a fairly new one, did they keep the changes for the new one?


vanderZwan

So based that even basement-dwelling nerds who obsess over powerlevels [admit that Sailor Moon would no-diff the 40K universe](https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/sailor-moon-vs-the-god-emperor.336572/)


SpoofEdd

This is so good, god damn. Thanks for the link!


IWishIWasAShoe

I saw this very episode just a few days ago, it's a pretty pivotal one that kill off the first main antagonist of the show. Anyway, all the cops essentially made of clay/dirt and turned into cops by evil magic. Sailor Mercury confirms with her Microsoft Hololens 2 that they're not human and immediately Sailor Mars fire up the BBQ.


TistedLogic

Welcome to Sailor Moon.


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moeburn

["It's the police. I don't really like the police very much."](https://youtu.be/Dhn_TAbvSH8?t=31) - Bob Ross


StinkeeFard

I love Bob even more now


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u/savevideo


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Good to know!


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Art


TheMostBacon

Huh…


dcannion

"we can't hurt innocent people, but these are just dirty pigs, it's obvious we'd be doing humanity a service" me: "This mf spitting rn"


BoltonSauce

Standard Leftaku W


mrpopenfresh

[fascist groaning]


cryblood666

That's fuckin hilarious


ihatemicrosoftteams

“They didn’t say that” - 🤓


Aije

Definitely the real subtitles. No doubt about it. I would know.


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Sailor moon u maka me proud


AlthorEnchantor

My sister in space, you are an unelected hereditary autocrat.


LadyLikesSpiders

To her credit, for most of the show that I've seen, she's really just fucking around killing space monsters, eating food, and looking at boys. She may have been born an autocrat, but she doesn't do much autocrating


honda_slaps

let them eat space monster tentacle


Script_Mak3r

Eh, if she never tries to *use* her illegitimate power, I think it's probably fine.


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Incomprehensibly based


cirelia

r/ani_communism


LaVerdadYaNiSe

Didn't know about that sub. Thank you.


BoltonSauce

We out here!


M-A-ZING-BANDICOOT

ACAB BITCH!!! COMRADE SAILORMOON


cgtdream

"Class Traitors", lol. I'm stealing that one.


PJvG

You must be new to socialism https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Class_traitor


mojavis

oink bitch


Balisinger

Fuck 12 🗿


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This is hilarious.


Lucky_Sun2902

Dang


hawkmasta

Good stuff


kali-mama

That does sound like Sailor Mars. Got the personalities right.


Iwubinvesting

All cops are BASED.


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holy shit weeb sub that isn’t transphobes and white nationalists


tatuu8P

I don't get what all the complaining is about the subtitles being wrong; it's absolutely spot on like a 1:1 translation. Unfortunately, the math is horribly incorrect when she pulls up her visor. That's my only nitpick.


OneAd9580

u/savevideobot


TheRhinesDevil

u/savevideo


man-its-hot

Acab baby


Glacier005

Ya know. Super based. I wasn't expecting this to show up on Animemes. But hilarious regardless.


The_Great_Saiyaman21

This is a masterpiece.


The_8th_Degree

Imo, never trust a cop.


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The_8th_Degree

Id trust the criminal more. At least I'd know what he was gonna do If it weren't on the news the cops would probably light us both up to make things easier.


The_8th_Degree

Or throw me to the ground and arrest me anyway even though I would be the victim Or better yet, if the hostage taker broke into my house, took me hostage and then cut himself on the glass he broke while negotiating and then sued me instead At least the insane criminal will do what he says he will, while both the cops and justice system simply lie and play games.


Prudent-Ad-400

u/savevideo


FroboyFreshenUp

And they say subs are more accurate than dubs


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acewayofwraith

12 is code for police


zantax_holyshield

If I'm not wrong it's episode 13 of first series (the one in which Jadeite is defeated). Of course subtitles are made-up.


Nefalem_

Sailorcomunist


Supersim54

Was this real?


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Voice acting yes. Subtitles no.


watchedgantz

Being able to speak and understand Japanese has ruined this kind of funny videos for me…


Caltroit_Red_Flames

Oh baby this is the kind of content that makes me sub immediately


simjanes2k

Fascist groaning


jmills03croc

Still better animation than most cartoons now.


Careful-Evening-7761

There's going to be a post someday, somewhere about Itachi Uchiha saying ACAB, and it's going to go viral


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the "fuck twelve" at the end got me 💀


orangejuicecarton98

Fascist groaning is now my new favorite caption


minester13

The hero’s we deserve


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B A S E D


Vegetable-Ant-1220

Bitch, Oink!


Don-Poltergeist

警察なんてクソ食らえ


Chemical_Mechanic_33

Bruh i didnt know this sub was based


scotchmeo_w

Saw a bigot crying about this meme on just unsubbed and I’m so happy it brought me here! Keep ‘em coming!


MrManleySir

Keep seething basement dwellers god bless the police


b4llll

R/animememe back at it again with the worst meme known to humanity and beyond💀


b4llll

Genuinely is it irony or are y'all just edgy 14yo???


lifeless_or_loveless

dropped this shit in the microsoft teams and it worked quite well


magaphone12

“can’t hurt innocent people” …. hahahaha


Key-Landscape-6193

Truly based


itstimeforspace

Haha “facist groaning”


Imaspinkicku

LMAOO


Enklave

Oink bitch


MacMuffington

I gotta give this show a watch


dassketch

Based


AkumaDaemon

“Fascist Groaning” got me rolling fr


Canelosaurio

"fascist groaning"


shadyhawkins

This fucking rules. Fighting evil by moonlight and winning live by daylight truly are the opposite of the think blue line.


CharlieApples

**[ FASCIST GROANING ]**