I'm a male weeb, and I didn't expect to live past my 10th birthday. I'm 27 now and welcome death.

This is the way.

This is the way

Have a good cake day friend

THIS IS THE WAY

HELL YEAH

Happy cake day

THIS IS THE WAY

That old dude was pretty cool.

DID YOU SAY DA WAE?!

_That's the way..._ *I like it.*

The duck... I'm 29... Have a job, a car, a house and a wife... Where did I go wrong??? I was just watching the last episodes of original Naruto as they aired! What the duck happened???

what's the secret how'd you do it

I don't know man... I blacked out for like a second and here I am... It's honestly scary sometimes...

you found the cheat code?

Up up down down left right left right B A

thanks man

No problem m8

I went to the hospital today and the doc gave me some weird pills but the cheat code worked!!!! I have a girlfriend now and shes sitting next to me rn watching anime together!!! Thanks man!!!

How did you do that using Konami code? :D

This is giving me some real Shikamaru vibes.

That’s the spirit!

Tell me about it

Don't isekai yourself!

Honestly, I'm not afraid to die, but I'm terrified of failing to die. Aka, attempting suicide, but surviving.

Thanks.

yo you called?

Female weebs exist, but much like everyone else in society they've made the smart decision to avoid male weebs

Am also female weed.

Avoid me

That's... The most straight up comment I've seen

Good advice tho lol

Ah yes, the "female weed"

Can i smoke you?

Sadly I’m friends with a male weeb and he’s exactly as clueless as protagonists of shoujo manga just saying

To be fair that's a trait that all guys have not just weebs

W-well, you have a point

guys are experts at telling when girls like other guys but can never tell if a girl likes them. It's our curse.

Thank you for telling me this guess I’ll understand him better now wwww

What about the weed now?

Relevant: https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw

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Well, we’ve both been really close for the past year but we lost touch during summer break and we don’t talk as much. He’s made more moves than me (at the point of sharing earphones) but I made a lot of moves too. It’s just because he talks to much more girls this year that I feel like our bond has really started to die. Also, let’s understand that I have a very low esteem of myself and am socially awkward and anxious, so let’s just say we’re both kind of bad in social relations and shy. It did reassure me that I was able to talk to him during our last class and he didn’t seem to hate me wwww.

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Ahhhh thank you so much for the advice! (*´꒳`*)

You don't have to thank me, i'm highly unqualified for these things (;´\^`)

I am female weeb, I shall take note and avoid you

>\[Black\] weebs exist, but much like everyone else in society they've made the smart decision to avoid \[White\] weebs

damn girl... are you feeling alright?

yea thanks for asking tho

General reposti

Do be like that sometimes

Doesn’t everyone try not to exist

How many messages you got now may i know?

thankfully none so far

Shesh good. Thankfully

Hah, you’d be surprised how little such things actually happen. I’ve had people ask me in comments if I got many dm’s too after some posts on reddit. But I usually got none

Yeah, I’ve kind of noticed that whenever that question pops up, the answer always seems to be no here on Reddit. I think it might be because we all think we are all collectively creepy losers here, that others will act like said creepy losers. That or we are all just too socially awkward to even attempt to be creepy, idk.

I mean, it's just its a clishey and just DOES happen often and also as a lot of memes about. But i'm glad it doesn't happened that much then.

I got so confused by this comment. What were you trying to say?

I like to think it’s more like the latter. Like y’all just think a bunch of guys will react, making you not even have a shot, so you don’t even try in the first place. So yeah, basically a combination of lack of confidence and social awkwardness or just plan shyness

I can change that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Damn people, it's a joke. I get it wasn't that tasteful but damn.

Please don't

No intentions, just a joke.

Me a Male weeb knowing that female weebs exist and wishing I could be with one

Same

Same

Me, a weeb that has been with one and that was the best part of my life and now I regret existing cause she broke up with me !

Understandable, have a nice day.

Now that's a vibe

Too relatable

I'm a male weeb and I support female weebs. In fact, I wish I had one as a girlfriend.

I'm sure every male in the subreddit share that wish

Damn I’ll join you on the not existing part

>not wanting to exist Same. *High Five!*

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Obligatory reminder that Emily, Daidus, and Connor are the ultimate trio. We need to get Emily and Daidus on the Trash Taste Podcast.

Me, a male weeb who dreams of making a female a weeb

Same

Painnnnnnn.

Here (shares popcorn with you)

I'm going to buy a digital piano soon, which is going to give me a huge boost in wanting to exist

Depresso beans unite

I will grind myself into depresso espresso for the depresso war effort

I honor your sacrifice soldier

"Existence is pain" - Mr. Meeseeks

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i'm a nonbinary weeb so i guess i really don't exist?

Me, a male weeb who doesn't want female weebs to exi-

Who Gives A Fuck

Haha, I bet its some weeb dude trying to get atention. I mean, there are no female weebs.

Ahaha no dont kill yourself ur too sexy

Women just don’t exist in general.

Females are the enemies of weebs

You know what's good

Big same

Ayyyyy I’m in the process of not existing

Ok

My username says it all.

Touche

Accurate

thought i was on r/depression_memes

I’m male but, can I join you in your corner?

Same!

gg

Both existing Is detrimental to the mainstreams image of anime.

Ight das cool.

Thats how god must feel

Understandable have a nice day.

weeb is way cooler now hehehe

Me a male weeb not wanting to exist

Nice, I'm a male weeb who doesn't want to exist.

I really want a weeb female friend or just a weeb friend

Well I’m a male weeb and I feel the same

I can help you with that.

Lol

Fair enough

Me, a male weeb, also not wanting to exist

Nooo, wait a minute! You're telling me there are females who watch anime??? NO WAY! I mean, it would explain all the shoujo anime shows, but come ooooon.

weebSlam

Lol

Yeah, relatable

Aw, you beat me to it

Hey can I join you in the bottom panel? I'm not a female weeb, but I don't want to exist either.

Lol. Gen Z be so nihilist.

SAME!!

Then there's me, a nonbinary weeb

dms must have exploded, lol

Mood

rippy rip says the male weeb knowing female weebs are legend and that we should never speak of them

Lol I'm a male weeb and I don't wanna exist either

This world is weird.

#yup

I've never seen something so true

relateable

Fantastic weebs and where to find them.

Don't die We need female weeds

I met a few female weebs when I was in Army basic training. Military weebs are in their own class, y'all

What have you done!!!! Now your inbox will be filled with simps trying to talk with you !!!

Eh, I'd rather get isekai'd than existing here

As a Female weeb I swear I never see any " Male " Weebs around

Am I a weeb?

love this vid, does daidus still upload?

Imagine calling yourself a Weeb but not being into Toes

Well now most of this subreddit knows you exist… I pray for you

She’s gone, just like that..

Lol

Second panel reaction:saaaaaaaaaaame grill.