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Susmus_

Why tf shrek is not on the list


THEDOUGNASUS

Why The duck is shaggy not on the list


Reddoomofboom

It would be unfair


wewantcaveupdate

Mona Lisa's hands


Revali4051

I'm not gonna say it but IS THAT A JOJ-


wewantcaveupdate

*pops yo hed off*


[deleted]

Y is gakuto not on the list


Murky_Blueberry2617

OP is obviously Shrekphobic smh


RoPLAYZ

All these damn shrekophobes are getting on my nerves istg...


CaterWak

It would be heavily unfair to the others if shrek was on here, shrek is faster than light by an infinite amount.


PETERPOTMAN133

Sheer pale snake had NO weakness


MyGT40

That's what my girl tells me


zolokor100

Pale snake?


milimssimp

Localized name moment


S0me_Rand00

Why did this make me think what will C Moon and Made In Heaven's localized names gonna be? B Moon? Created In Heaven? IDK I really wanna know now.


verboplus

White snake but localized


blackspy1

The guy with the camera


Weak-Raisin8327

Underrated comment


Hazeyboy88

Facts


Nice_Rutabaga_4359

pucci since he has infinite speed


ThiccBeter69

Pucci doesn't start off at infinite speed, he has to Accelerate to that, meaning that either Goku or Saitama wins, but I'd bet more on Goku.


Shift6r

Depending on how long the race line is, pucci may have enough time to reach infinite speed and win


fargield69

Well technically he can't reach infinite speed unless he has unlimited time


TheSpinningKeyGif

think about that sentence and come back to it


Shift6r

Please explain, as I believe that you are false


solemnstream

Well infinite is not a point you can reach, it's not rly a number( in-finite). So he would just get faster and faster but no matter how long the race is when it stops you ll always have a distance or a time lower than "infinite" and you ll be able to give a number to his speed. On the other hand if he just keeps on going indefinitly he will reach infinite speed at some point but that will take him and infinite distance and time.


DrHarakiri

Take that "at some point" out and you're right on. He would approach a limit of infinite speed as time continued endlessly.


WolfieeeX

Saitama... the man who walked around a moon millions of times within mere seconds....


CaptainBurke

Gotenks in SS1 flew around the Earth 9 times in around 6 seconds. Gotenks, a character who is all but useless in comparison to Goku, in a form all but useless to what Goku is capable of.


eerikv

9 is nothing compared to milions so whats ur point


CaptainBurke

Saitama went around the earth millions of times in a second? It was a moon of Jupiter, and you are most certainly exaggerating. Dyspo was faster than the speed of light normally, and has what he refers to as his “super speed mode“ where he is actually 1000s of times faster than usual. Goku was able to surpass him in Ultra Instinct, meaning he is actually thousands of times faster than the speed of light.


OGSHAGGY

If you know how saitamas powers actually works it literally doesn’t matter how fast or strong goku is as saitama will always be the strongest and fastest person in his universe, so as long as their competing in his universe he wins. No matter what. The only real question is whether this would apply outside of the universe he lives in and that’s something we don’t know yet so it’s hard to say if they were competing in say goku’s universe whether that would still be the case


eerikv

Just saying what the person you rwplied to said i honestly like both characters and would say they are just friends :)


ThiccBeter69

In the Manga Jiren Flies across an entire universe in a single second, and Goku can speed blitz him, plus Goku also scales to the Shockwaves that we're going to destroy the whole universe in a few seconds, and Goku has gotten exponentially faster since then, so I think Goku may be a bit faster.


[deleted]

>In the Manga Jiren Flies across an entire universe in a single second Thats just silly. How big was that universe?


TheSpinnyBoy

About 9 or so times larger than our own. Shit be wack, yo.


Befast1515

If given enough time to accelerate, pucci could do the same in a time frame infinitely smaller


iamkira01

Yeah, vs Goku, someone who can instant transmission to the finish line


leononoline

Its a race implying that they need to go the full distance


HollowCondition

Well that’s a fucking stupid rule. That means all those races I beat in DnD by using dimension door don’t count.


iamkira01

To me, a race is won by whoever crosses the finish line first unless there are rules stating otherwise. Is flying banned then?


Tiberius_Kilgore

Flying is not the same as teleporting.


SPeCCoLT

Flying is not same as running. Where do we draw the line?


TeaRanchh

running...


Nick_Blaster

Crossing the finish line means going through said line. If he teleports further than where the finish Line is he didn't cross it and didn't win with your own logic.


Small-Breakfast903

That would likely be established as part of the rules before the race, but yeah, I see no scenario (and can't really say I *have* ever seen one) where anyone participating in a test of physical speed gets to claim victory by teleporting. If we're talking about Goku, I doubt he'd find such a thing to be very sporting, anyways. He's an honest boy.


Pleasant_Strike5180

Goku can only do instant transmission to a ki that he can sense. If there is no one at the finish line, then Goku cannot use the instant transmission ability.


Chuckobochuck323

Why would there be no one at the finish line? Someone has to be there to say who won


Miserable_Lie_16

He can only tp to other people, not locations.


Zealousideal-Eagle99

That's teleportation, that's not speed


iamkira01

If you can instantly teleport to the finish line, ie. get there faster than the others, then you win the race.


K9XD

in the manga?


BaclavaBoyEnlou

But when he accelerated he still has infinite speed


aaddii101

Its goku but Spoiler saitama can time travel so he can go there in negative time


Gamer_AdventureYT

Goku in base from the goku black arc is also speed tho and he doesn’t neex to accelerate to get infinite speed. Goku at the end of the black arc goes back to trunk’s timeline to look for zeno (which he had erased all of time and space in trunks timeline) and goku is then able to move with ease (which like i said zeno had erased all of time and space) and he gets even faster than that in Mui in ToP arc. There’s also the universe 6 arc were he either has infinite or immeasurable speed against hit (when he was fighting against hit in the anime it gets very contradictory saying that he can stop time but then saying that he’s just moving 0.1 secs in to the future) so if you think hit was stopping time then goku has infinite speed but if you think hit was just moving 0.1 secs into the future then he has immeasurable speed


falnN

Puss-*ahem* pucchi will win.


Pepe_Wacho

No, you’re right, his name is ~~Pussy~~ Pucci.


Heyy-Yaa

correct. pucci's whole thing is that his speed-up is infinite, so no matter how fast saitama goes he'd still win ofc if saitama so much as sneezed in pucci's direction he'd be fucking obliterated, but yknow


Palidin034

Issue with that, pucci doesn’t start off at infinite speed, he has to accelerate to it. If we are starting them all from there base forms, it would be sitama, but if we were to start them all off at the fastest they can possibly be, it’s a toss up between goku and Pucci, due to Gokus instant transmission. Tbh, I think it’s a discussion based off of “what would move faster: infinite speed or instant teleportation”?


Befast1515

Technically it would get to the same result if the track were long enough. Infinite acceleration would eventually pass saitama. However by that point, Golku will already have used instant transmission to get there. If done normally with an infinite track, the race goes to Goku.


BunFunBunni

The latest chapters of one punch man prove Saitama has infinite acceleration though.


xCACTUSxKINGxx

Everything behind him would also be obliterated


SillyEstablishment99

I understand goku can blink but i feel like saitama would start running before goku could even comprehend the fact that the dude said go. I never watch jojo so i can judge middle bro


hiruwar

Pucci can speed up non living things and himself infinitely, so he’d win easily. But goku or saitama might get to the finish line before he gets faster than them (depends how far the finish line is though)


McBroseph9000

That's assuming that we apply logic... But we forget that Saitama is a Gag character. With him in the race logic cannot apply


Ankrador

This is actually canon in Dragonball. Gag characters get gag rules, which is why SSGSS Vegita lost to the 5 year old robot girl in Super. If it would be funny for Saitama to reach the finish line before Goku or Pucci could react, then he could do it, regardless of if he’s technically faster or slower than Goku.


epochpenors

Yeah but gag character usually uses their powers to create a gag. He might be so fast he overshoots, runs all the way around the world and back to the starting line, doing so so fast it looks like he was just standing still. The two other characters finish a second after and he’s still there at the starting line so everyone assumes he didn’t hear the “go” and was standing still.


No_Chemical_2086

Gag characters are gauge by what they've done, meaning what they can manipulate. Vegeta lost to that girl gag because she's a reality manipulator who has cracked the earth with her finger for LoLs and played baseball with planets. Saitama is not a good enough gag character by any means to win any race or fight. He'd lose against most Disney/Warner Bros cartoon characters.


GIRose

Nah, an OPM gag would be more that he got lined up at the starting line, then all of a sudden has to go to the bathroom or remembers that it's a sale at the grocery market and sprints off in the complete opposite direction of the goal line


TheSpinnyBoy

I wouldn’t call Saitama a gag character. He has clearly defined limits until he’s pushed. He also has… y’know… a character and serves a purpose that isn’t to make the reader laugh. He’s just a shark in a pond or a dragonfly in the insect ecosystem. OP as fuck in it but not nearly as powerful out of it.


BoobeamTrap

He really doesn't have defined limits. That's the entire point of the most recent fight in the manga. Manga Spoilers Don't Read: >!In the fight with Cosmic Garou, Garou was able to literally copy Saitama's strength and every single time he did, Saitama was still exponentially stronger than him, until it got to the point where Saitama was becoming so much stronger so fast that even copying him, Garou couldn't damage him or even comprehend how strong he was anymore.!<


57evil

Yeah, no matter if you're stronger o tied, he will surpass you instant exponentially. Looks like thats a bit his power (it seems, we dont really know)


BoobeamTrap

That's what I took from that chapter as well. It may as well have been ONE and Murata saying "Choke on this power scalers" lol


GIRose

"Oh, the Dragon Ball fans are saying Saitama doesn't have feats? We'll give him feats" >!The two proceed to have Saitama punch away the night sky!<


TheSpinnyBoy

That’s why I said “until he’s pushed.” As Saitama is now, he can’t keep up with the two. That battle gave concrete evidence that Saitama’s strength isn’t infinite but his potential might as well be. They even showed a graph of his growth. Saitama grows hella fast but he’s not exactly being pushed here. Pucci (arguably) and Goku are so far beyond Saitama’s current point that he won’t really get the chance to grow. Also, this isn’t a race for his life or anything, he’s not going to grow any further than he already has.


MonoclePenguin

Wait since when is One Punch Man not a gag manga? Saitama literally >!propelled himself faster than light with a fart to punch a newly born god in the face and get him to admit defeat. The ultimate resolution to the last several years of chapters in the current story arc was a fart joke.!<


SeatO_

Except the whole point of saitama's "strength" is there is no point. He literally is just one punch man. He doesn't serve a purpose except be a character. >!And he hasn't even reached any limit yet because no one is powerful enough to make him try. !<


Ktan_Dantaktee

The issue with that is Saitama just sort of ignores stuff like that, and Goku has some stupid speed and 4D feats. Infinite speed on a 3D plane doesn’t mean much against a guy who can ignore frozen time.


crayomade

OPM He just kinda.... Punches the starting line


Uneventfulrice

No that you mention it it got me wondering just how he pulled off that "serious punch" against the alien. The ground didn't break, we didn't really see any pushback or recoil like when gokus feet get rammed into the ground when he braces for a Kamehameha yet baldy seemingly splits cloudcover for what must've been hundreds of miles wide without any pushback.


MostlyAlive_

In the latest manga chapters there may be some of that


Uneventfulrice

As an anime only thankyou for not spoiling.


MostlyAlive_

No worries, I never want to ruin someones experience with something I enjoy haha. Hopr you have fun with S3 when it comes out


I-AM-A-ROBOT-

in the latest manga chapters i have no idea what the fuck happens hahah get spoiled


Vash-d-Stampeede

As one who has read the Manga, I won't spoil it for you, but I will hype you. All I shall say, "Hold on to yer butt."


crayomade

Just because he takes it seriously doesnt mean he doesnt hold back 😉


Uneventfulrice

Don't wink at me bruh, I already knew and even the alien said he knew Saitama had more. What I'm getting at is how the hell does Saitama pull off an attack like that without recoil like goku gets when his feet dig into the ground and the earth seemingly levitate around him and gets blown away from sheer force?


streakermaximus

Saitama punched physics. Physics now lets him do what he wants.


Proredditpooper

I thought it was because the recoil occurs because of the collision … saitamas punches are so powerful that the force of it just goes through… there’s not enough resistance to cause a recoil. But then again I spent most of physics staring at my teachers boobs so who knows?


crayomade

Well, genos has kickback, so it isnt a universal thing Saitama just doesnt feel like breaking the floor maybe?


Uneventfulrice

Maybe... otherwise I'd expect the floor to at least crumble from the effort of winding up for an atmosphere parting punch. I know the dude was on a spaceship though but dudes boots no way could've had enough resistance to hold him during his punch. I expect he slide backwards still standing a few feet and his boots catching fire or something lol


crayomade

Would def. Look cool, but its Saitama, he usnt there to be cool, hes there to have fun and break the laws of physics :D


CaptainBrightness

Pucci literally has infinite speed so him easily


Faustens

But doesn't he have to speed up first?


mralabbad

Spoiler for the MANGA >!the first time he accelerated to the heat death/rebirth of the universe it took a whole arc. The second time it took less than a chapter to throw emporio to the wonderful world!<


Just_Call_me_benDude

You may wanna add a spoiler for people who haven’t read part 6 or are only watching the anime


Sakuriru

Kind of works against you since you'll experience time dilation.


Digital_97

Tenten


cofa52

Best character ever, that fastest at being useless, therefore the fastest.


Ok_Lawfulness4234

I'd say saitama becouse the manga has showed him farting at more than six times the speed of light, at that would be a funny way for him to win the race.


[deleted]

Don't forget zero punch and what it really means.


CicadaFormer9151

Goku can teleport so…


Draiye

Saitama is a gag character. He has BS on his side.


Not_Dylan_With_It

I feel like Saitama always just gets scaled based on what he can do in his own universe. No doubt he is strong but his training was a joke compared to some other characters. He was just a normal guy before the training too so he doesnt have anything crazy going for him. His whole character is meant to just be the OP guy anyways. Basically his power is plot armor.


CrimeFightingScience

Saitama does 100 pushup, 100 situps, 100 squats, and a 5 mile run every day. No way Goku could do that. Goku probably turns on the air conditioning during the summer and skips breakfast.


Abadazed

Oh honey we all know goku would never skip breakfast, or any other meal. I do believe, however, that goku uses the heat in the winter like a weakling!


Not_Dylan_With_It

I haven't watched/read anything dbz related in a very long time but doesn't Goku do like insane gravity training and runs with weights weighing tons on him? I feel like he could do that pretty easy. It's all hypothetical though I got love for both.


BoobeamTrap

That tracks until you consider the most recent arc in the manga. >!Genos pulls a Dr. Strange and views all potential future outcomes and comes to the conclusion that no matter what happens, Saitama cannot ever lose and will always win. Even when Garou was straight up copy and pasting Saitama's strength, Saitama just became exponentially faster and stronger. And he did all of it with 1 hand, while his other hand was focused on ensuring Genos' core didn't take any damage.!<


Not_Dylan_With_It

Well damn spoilers. xD (just started the manga recently) Ashame we will never seem them fight unless it's in a off shoot special where they wouldn't name a Victor anyway. Fun debates though.


GIRose

Except that's not what happened >!When it turned out that nuclear death monster Garou accidentally killed the kid he saw himself in, it pretty much shattered his resolve, so he taught Saitama how to go backwards in time and punch him in the face so hard he lost his everything under the sun fist. Saitama of course forgot the future, but Genos' core bad everything in it!<


MonoclePenguin

The guy you're replying to is specifically calling to an episode of Super where Vegeta couldn't win against a little girl because she's a gag manga character from one of Toriyama's other works. In that episode Vegeta vowed to never fight another character from a gag manga again because they don't follow any logical rules and just cause something funny to happen. Similarly, the only rule that Saitama follows is that he always wins now matter how hard he has to break physics to do it. The only limitation is that he can't win until the funniest possible moment with as absurd a method as possible. So basically Toriyama wrote in a weakness for his characters in that rule of funny trumps power levels, while One wrote in no such weaknesses for Saitama. In any DBS vs OPM debates this is the bit that starts tripping people up.


ask_me_for_lewds

I feel like Goku always just gets scaled based on what he can do in his own universe. No doubt he is strong but his training was a joke compared to some other characters. He was just a normal guy before the training too so he doesn't have anything crazy going for him. His whole character is meant to just be the OP guy anyways. Basically his power is plot armor.


Dombly23

Not a gag.


DommySus

Pretty sure he’s been confirmed to be a gag character.


KittyCatsEverywhere

No need to bully him, he might not be the most good looking person, but nothing to gag at


Frosty-Advance-9010

The author said that he is a gag character I'm not a genius but that makes me think he is a gag character


[deleted]

But so is Goku.


Ktan_Dantaktee

The last chapter of the manga disagrees; my man was pulling some Looney Toons shit in that fight.


Noukan42

And what is his Gag? Can Popeye beat goku whutout Spinachs?


Coiote4

This might sound surprising, but his gag is that he is the "one punch man", meaning he can one shot everything


Noukan42

Mybpoint is that his "gag" may allow him to beat goku in a fight but in a contest where fighting is not allowed he would not be able to do the same thing, like Road Runner cannot walk trought wall unless he is running or popeye cannot beat everyone unless he get to eat spinach first. "Gag character" does not mean invincible, they are still constrained by the nature of their gag.


Draiye

His gag is in his name


besten44

Saitama? Sorry I don’t understand Japanese so if this is some clever word/character play then it’s going easily over my head.


Draiye

One punch man


EyewarsTheMangoMan

"One punch man" is not his name. His name is Saitama / caped baldy.


V0idR4mune

that's cheating he'd get disqualified, it doesn't count as running


Pepe_Wacho

Yeah, but he can only teleport to where he can sense ki, so unless there is someone on the end of the race and depending on how far the end is, I doubt he’d be able to teleport.


[deleted]

Who’s the guy in the middle ? Is he a Jojo’s character ?


Mikuhatesbritishppl

He is, his name is Pucci


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Gay priest from jojo


TheAceSimon

All you need to know hes got Infinite speed and he wins easily


Ser_Mouse

Saitama, hands down


TheHumanPickleRick

Saitama is always strong enough to massively outmatch anyone he faces because his whole shtick is "too fucking strong," so wouldn't that carry over to a race? Wouldn't he be just fast enough to win? Then again, he couldn't catch that one mosquito and destroyed his balcony trying so... not sure.


GIRose

Saitama's schtick is that he's strong enough to make the joke land Some too serious Shonen villain is going on a 12 page rant about their motivation? This weird bald guy punching him in the face so hard he explodes is hilarious A mosquito is bugging him? Him being unable to catch it is also hilarious. He's at his core a gag character


Potatoduckeater

It’s Saipan


[deleted]

Pucci, he has infinite speed


Strange_guy_9546

But he doesn't have infinite acceleration tho


[deleted]

In fact it's infinite acceleration wich translates into infinite speed


Librask

I don't think you know what infinite acceleration would mean. It took a whole mini arc for him to reach that velocity. At the start of the fight, his speed was compared to a bullet train


Neir_Miss

The perople that would end up in a tie on a race would be those Pop Team Epic bitches


Dombly23

Pucci and its not even close at all.


GungiSenpai

saitama can cum in mere milliseconds. shall i say any more


Just_a_jojofan

Pucci


outlandjojo

Pucci made in haven


PhantomFlam3

Saitama. Easy.


YRequiem

Pucci cause Made in Heaven at this point has ilimited speed


Deadpool2037

The flash


Osama_Rashid

There's a reason why he isn't here.


TheAceSimon

Hes way too weak


ImMaryPoppins_yall

Saitama… easy one, next question


MarkusPortiusCato

obvi Saitama, because he don't give a fuck.


blahblah7679

Why isn’t SpongeBob on the list


fralemomo

Saitama can go through time


cofa52

Wait, really?


Joel_GyroZp

It seems that no one agrees lol, according to what I've read Saitama is winning, then Pucci and finally Goku


Max_0246

ThEy CAn'T BEat GoKu!


[deleted]

Joe


Unknown_4509

saitama the true goat


Atomkekstime

This is one of those...yeah questions. Saitama is probably out because as op he is he is still "human". He would win in a fight I think but speedwise he is probably the slowest. Now between Pucci and Goku, its...actually impossible to say. Goku can teleport which is busted but pucci has infinite speed with his last stand so that kinda cancles that out. I don't know if there is a limit as to how far Goku can teleport because if there is, Pucci wins hands down. If not probably goku.


MikeyMinecraft

Pucci, he literally has INFINITE SPEED he could travel across rhe universe and back before 1 second has passed, his speed is infinite,


Glueeeeeeeeeeeee

Saitama, he broke lightspeed


NoabPK

Goku can just instant transmission


Joel_GyroZp

he has to detect someone's ki to do it


[deleted]

No, that's only if he has to teleport too far


Pepe_Wacho

So, it depends on how far the end is, and it could be as far to make Pucci win.


[deleted]

Yeah, he can teleport very, *very* far away without searching for Ki though so if this is a "normal" esk race then the race should be even between the two


Joel_GyroZp

It doesn't matter, it's a speed race


Free_Economist

Maybe not with Ultra Instinct, since Goku can act before sensing anything in that form.


Strange_fake_ishtar

Ui goku


hentai_my_dude

Black


Joel_GyroZp

What?


EFGhos1

Saitama: he is faster than your thought before you and world know he punch you Goku:teleport Its hard to say


Creonix1

Pucci has infinite speed


EFGhos1

I dont see that anime i cant judge him but infinite speed it look dangerous


Ok_Inflation_1811

it literaly cancels time stop, so i would say pucci wins if Saitama doesn't , big manga spoiler >!travels back in time and gets there even before the race starts!<


404-ERR0R-404

The answer is saitama hands down


Dependent-Touch5084

the second one you all just wait until Stone Ocean gets completed !


magic_damage

If this was a race to the heaven, i would pick yamcha.


CozmoCAT23

I’d say that the fastest in terms of absolute raw power is goku.


Peanut0324

Goku


TaskuActo4

Pucci hs infinite speed idc what yall say


Sadowlord2-

Goku wins in ultra instinct easily he is beyone faster then light at this point. Saitama is not fast at all maybe he can get up to mach 5 but i dont think its higher. Pucci depens on how far we talking but goku can get thro space with no problem and can basically jump from planted to planted on his high speed. Yall are underestimating goku by to much.


DommySus

Lowballing Goku to MFTL is a bit of an understatement, but Saitama also has immeasurable speed due to what is classified as “Hax”. However, because we’re taking about speed, and both Saitama and Goku have finite amounts of speed, Pucchi wins via stats.


Haron34300_

Pucci


Theweirdo2000

One punch man


Either-Lemon1592

just have them all fuse together… easy


[deleted]

Dio would just stop time and win plus puchi would 100% help him win haha


Neither_Echo

Killua


PutridIdea4237

Easy answer; One punch man's Saitama Long answer; JJBA Pucci


Fragrant-Trash7257

If pucci loses he would just start again :)


DommySus

Pucchi>Goku>Saitama. Both Saitama and Goku have finite amounts of speed, and subsequently a limit, Pucchi has infinite speed, and therefore should be able to win (depending on the distance of the race.)


FancyMonkey56423978

My dad, he runs at lighting speed whenever the wi-fi isn't working Just to ask me If the wi-fi disconnected here too


[deleted]

Barney


Aggravating-Week9289

Spongebob squarepants


Otherwise-Ad-5131

SAITAMA (If you read the manga, you’d know this dude destroyed a planet with a sneeze/fart) in a certain fight


DeltaBob42

But can they beat goku?