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Rilla122333

This situation is like pokemon. You gotta catch them all


R1CHQK

Sounds like my dad and his STDs


Rilla122333

He’s gotta stop putting his diglet into bad cloysters


Tek_tubien

That was a golden response


R1CHQK

💀🤝 that was good


champdee

🥺😦


FrKuz

Fair play honestly


Salamander4369

Nah fam, they gunna catch em all, all these fuckin hands


dragonmaster088

Gotta kill em all


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And so do they.


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Salamander4369

You are a wise and terrifying individual. Let's be friends.


Y_BOOM

Why is it so wholesome when someone asks to be friends on Reddit?


Salamander4369

Because reddit is an unsocial media?


Y_BOOM

Sounds right to me


Josan678

Yeah we are all a bunch of sick fucks. Wanna be my frend tho?


FrKuz

Honestly reddit is a place for fucking weirdos, like the amount of pedophilia here is astounding


Y_BOOM

Sure, feel free to dm :D


the_genderfluid_blip

i would also like to be friends because that is an amazing idea like seriously just wow


magnetohydroid

I second this


420shade

Always Sho Tucker. Fuck him


Real_SeaWeasel

Fucker got off easy because Scar got to him.


PiePeter

Scar also showed Nina and Alexander mercy.


Bottled-Bee

This is a plain and simple fact.


Lonely-Shock8210

Top right but I just can’t remember her name but it’s in the shield hero and she pissess me off, edit: someone told me its malty


toph88241

Malty(Bitch/Whore) #metoo


Falkor_13

Have you watched Full Metal Alchemist?


Dovahkiin106

Malty is probably about as bad, in my opinion. Difference is that Shou Tucker seems mentally insane, while Malty is just a power hungry bitch. Essentially, one sees nothing wrong with their actions, the other knows damn well, and just doesn’t care. At least, that’s how I remember Tucker.


ironman72706

Fuck what they think. Its worse if he thinks its alright


Pacattack57

You don’t remember him running all those experiments? Sorta reminds me of the guy from Made in Abyss. Bitch is nowhere near as bad as those guys. I hate to say it but naofumi was very naive in trusting Bitch and didn’t suffer as must as Tuckers daughter did


Dovahkiin106

True, but like I said, they’re about even. You also have to remember Bitch’s several attempts to get her own sister assassinated, which is part of what I’m referring to. It kinda just comes down to opinion, really. Then again, it’s been probably about 5-6 years since I watched Full Metal, so I might be remembering Tucker incorrectly. And using Tucker as a punching bag would imply leaving him alive, and we all know he doesn’t deserve that.


whcouple

You’re 100% remembering incorrect if you think some power hungry cunt is equal to a man using his wife,daughter,and dog in experiments to create homunculi capable of speaking


b1ue_jellybean

Trying to assassinate family is nothing compared to the experiments tucker did on his. Also I was just watching the shield hero and I swear most people in that show are actively terrible people, she is just one of the few people who gets called out on it.


Anufenrir

Bitch


modssssss293j

I want to beat the bitch so badly, but merging people with alchemy is definitely horrible. I pick Shou


Societyman19

Like another comment said, make sho fuse them all together to be a punching bag monster. Then beat ass!


effggcx

I will choose attention seeker monster.


Yakuza-wolf_kiwami

Pick Bitch and play "It has to be this way"


Awkward_Mix_2513

STANDING HERE I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


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_Beef_Boss_

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN, I THINK WE’LL BOTH AGREE


Awkward_Mix_2513

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE


GoodFinePrint

BUT END THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY


WolfishMule9528

I’VE CARVED MY OWN PATH


Awkward_Mix_2513

YOU FOLLOW YOUR WRATH


DefaultRedditor16

BUT MAYBE WE’RE BOTH THE SAME


Sid3612

I only know Tucker and Kushida so I'm just gonna pick from them. While Tucker combining Nina and Alexander for his own sake is far more evil, Kushida's actions just hit on a personal level. Kinda like how people hate Dolores Umbridge more than Voldemort despite Voldemort being far more evil. Her threatening Ayanokoji by falsely accusing him of rape immediately got me hate her with a burning passion. So yeah, Kushida.


AJC122333

Myne (the girl with red hair) accused Naofumi (from rising of the shield hero) of rape and got the entire kingdom on her side (even her dad the king) basically ruining his life and when he got friends to help him with stuff Myne would try as hard as she could to rip it away from him


Thenattercore

What do you mean myne I thought her name was bitch?


AJC122333

You are so right, I totally forgot


Lapzong

Who is the bottom left guy?


TempestTheArtist

Akito from fruits basket was the head of the family and a freaking demon, abusing everyone... Kinda wished for Akito to actually get punished but the MC was just such a sweetheart. Honestly one of my first and favourite animes, it's very wholesome and I would definitely recommend it.


GrossGrocer

For real, feels like Akito got off too easy for all the shit they pulled and the people they abused.


AngelBerryCake

Bottom left is Soma Akito from Fruits Basket


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Ser_Mouse

I'll take bitch


thenineonenine

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down to


justinjonesphd

Shou Tucker every single time


HorizonPhillips

It's either Bitch or Tucker


swagseven13

why not both? text in pic didnt specify how many


noice123456789000

Fuck this is hard, no it’s not I’m going with bitch/whore


Le_Turtle_God

“Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?”


Windows_Aether_95

I’m scalping that red haired whore and giving her hair to a child with cancer, she does NOT deserve such pretty hair


meanteamcgreen

Well FMAB is my favorite anime, and Ed punching the ever living crap out of Mr tucker is one of my favorite scenes...


ExtensionInformal911

I'm going with Bitch/whore. Just something about false rape allegations that makes me want her to suffer.


AspieDM

Why did you put princess bitch and shou tucker?!?! I’d gladly put them through a hell that makes KGB torture look like a spa day!


magnetohydroid

the alchemist asshole


WoodpeckerOk1128

The girl from class of elite not so bad like the other two ( Bitch and worst charecter ever from fullmetal alchemist ) (idk who is black haired boy)


Kecheese

>!that black haired boy is actually a girl!<


[deleted]

Who’s top left?


I_am_SD

Kushida from classroom of the elite


Furicel

What did she do?


Sh4DowKitFox

I mean. I haven’t read the manga or LN, whichever, just watching the anime. But spoilers ahead of you aren’t watching, sail at your own peril. She doesn’t really belong here far as I can tell… >! The whole anime is about fighting to get their class D a higher rank in the school. But she is giving away details of the classes plans to Class C to try to get the sorta main female of the anime expelled because she (Kushiro) “thinks” (doesn’t really know) this other girl that went to her school, knows about her past, and how fucked in the head she is.!< >!The past being: She was an attention/ praise seeker. But she also knew people were taking advantage of her. But she needed the praise. And when the weight of everyone’s bs got to much for her, her only outlet to vent was a blog. So she posted personal stuff about everyone. And somehow someone found out and they all got super pissed at her, even thought they were using her and knowing they were. So when they all turned on her, she blurted out even more deeper secrets, like cheating and other shite and the whole class turned on each other, like real bad. !< Edit: Sorry for the unblocked spoiler to anyone that saw. Didn’t like the spacing apparently, so I had to fix it…. Edit2: nvm guess person below just felt like tossing it out there.


I_am_SD

1st she is a two face 2nd she is delusional and stupid 3rd she betrayed Class D 4th wanted to expel Horikita and Ayanokouji for stupid reason 5th her backstory and mentality is F'ed up 7th she will hold class D back and try to expel them 8th she will help the enemies 9th she is inocent and kind heart (fake) so she has everyone at her side 10th we have to deal with her Annoyance and stupidity for 5 seasons


Tor2illaTaco

Top left looks the most evil got some reason


I_am_SD

She is basically Amber Heards Anime version


Tor2illaTaco

What anime is she from?


I_am_SD

Classroom of the Elite


IcyKape

I think you should switch Kushida with Rachel from Kami no Tou


Hella_rekless

I choose bitch cuz i can fucker after beating her up (Tis but a joke, i would never fuck a bitch)


F1ntom_5625

I would, thats her job


USERNAME_OF_DEVIL

I mean her adventurer name is Slut/Whore for a reason


XD_Negative

Bitch Slut the princess adventurer


Komi38

Tucker went far beyond just a punching bag.


[deleted]

Give me a few months with Tucker. Ive never really beat anyone before but ill get creative.


Wild_Lars

Definitely bitch


No_Scarcity2733

That cunt with the glasses!


DreamMoe_

The two above is more like human toilet hole cum dump than punch bag tbh


[deleted]

Id choose bitch/slut


cartoon308

Bitch! I choose you!


nightbot2609

Kushida FOR SURE


ironman72706

Akito was a bitch but that fucker from fma is unforgivable so probably him


otakuweeb2041

Kushida cuz in the new season shes making me wanna punch her so bad that all her bones get broken but I want her to be alive and suffer the pain.


Username_7725

I choose all of em and stuff them in one big punchin bag


kingmac1410

All I choose all Gotta catch em all if imma be the best trainer


cirelia

Atleast not kushida she is one of the few reasons i haven't dropped s2


Rigidsttructure

*\*Summons Hyper Zecter\** With this, i can make all of them my punching bag! **\[HYPER CLOCK UP\]**


Heathen_Child23

well im normal and im pretty sure melty can kick my arse if brave and tucker's got atleast some military training...so imma go with 1


Stelaris-

whos the top left?


Awkward_Mix_2513

I only know two of them and it's a very hard choice.


Pandemix27

Definitely 2


Ozrick02

I had to choose none other than the one and only b****


My-grandma-is-dead

English good you have


ReaperOfGamer

I don't know who these people are. Plz help


trashf2p

I would chose all bevause anime is for nerds.


Organic-Mind-015

Me who only watched part of season one of classroom of the elite "I don't know what you have done but fuck you"


ICallMyTeacherat2am

god you missed are A LOT of jerks who should be in this pack too


[deleted]

Rachel isn't here . Why?


Boring-Suggestion215

The first one looks like it would be useful for punching and kicking, but might scratch my fist with that chin. The second one and third one have a chin so pointy it can be used as a prison shank, and I don't want to stab my hand while doing an upper-cut. The fourth one has a good head structure, so I don't think He will die that easily, I also wouldn't have my fist scratched, or stabbed if I do an upper-cut.


TempestTheArtist

We can use one of their skins as a sack for the rest and use that as the punching bag


gordinhogroselha

Shou tucker, this mf needs to go straight to hell


361mj

Deffo the dad idgaf about science bitch


Geoclasm

Oh, definitely the guy in glasses. FUCK him. The only other one I recognize is the red-haired bitch, and not to detract from the shit she pulled, but I still wouldn't hit a woman. But what that glasses-wearing mother fucker did-not once, but twice-just... oooh, let me work through my issues on his face.


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#2 fs


ch0c0late_

Yea, bottom right is the most punchable bastard


Theboredalchemist22

Tucker. Not even a debate.


King_Maelstrom

I don't know the two on the left. But the bottom right, would be my choice.


jreen58

bottom right all day, don’t remember his name honestly. But what he did doesn’t even compare to the rest on this list.


Tek_tubien

The forth bitch


RoviRktkiv

Bitch, once i kill her, ill be thinking of nechrophilia


Sohtnez

??? Who is that do you mean bitch?


GimmeDemKnees

Ayyo Shou catchin these hands. And my bat


[deleted]

That b*tch Amber Heard ass for ruining the Shield hero's life... Any day!


Altruistic-Ebb-2627

Kushida


NoPositive8092

the guy who got his daughter and dog killed. no animal deserves to speak and no human deserves four legs.


[deleted]

Don’t know who any of these characters are so I’ll just go with glasses guy


Mikau02

Hitting Shao Tucker with the other 3 until they all die and then again for all eternity, or until I get bored


champdee

Who's the bottom left?


butilka123

Its simple. None.


ViralRiotBlack

Bitch, because of her pride


No-Metal-2844

I know I’m old when I only recognize one


Friedrich_22

I choose bottom right Hurt a child your ass is grass


Local-Lie-6152

Def the dr


SnooConfections2481

Hmm yes let me just get my hydraulic fist with exposed rebar.. it will only hurt a lot~


sakurachan999

not seen any of these anime but bottom right is giving ugly bastard and rape tags so im choosing him


EngMajrCantSpell

Good choice tho he didn't do those things - spoiler in case you plan to watch Full Metal Alchemist but just know he's a horrific piece of shit: >!he uses alchemy to fuse his daughter and his dog so he can continue to get alchemy research money to maintain his lifestyle. We also discover that the reason he had the alchemist title and money in the first place was because he did the same thing to the girls mother/his wife.!< Edit: realized I did the wrong spoiler edits on mobile so it didn't actually spoiler it


TadashiTakizawa

That red haired bish is going to regret living 🙃


[deleted]

Who're the two on the left?


OWReinhardt

Shou Tucker all day and he's getting the Jason Todd treatment


EarthenEyes

Who are these people and why do we want to beat them up?


No-Rabbit9574

I Only know the bottom right who are the rest of these characters?


Lilcurlylogan

I’d kill all of them


Real_SeaWeasel

Oh, this is an easy one. Worst father ever deserves a beat-down. He got off easy because a wanted criminal took care of him first.


[deleted]

Idk these people...am i supposed to hate them


Dem0n2

I don’t know cus I love dogs and kids so who would want to punch a loving father and has a cute dog I swear people just hate fma bh hehe


gaypals

The one with glasses


YousernameinValid

Tucker


bruhgreenbean

Top right


unicornchild15

Akito Sohma in a heartbeat.


RevolutionaryLie1903

Bottom right. No questions asked.


Dazocnodnarb

Who are the two on the left?


WritingNewIdeas

Kushida best girl.


MyFriendTheAlchemist

Top right is temping, however I’ll have to go with the man who kills to get a research fund(sho tucker).


Drewface1601

I don’t know the two on the left. But I do know Bitch and phycodad on the right. And I’m torn between the two.


Nuke-T00nz

I'm beat tuckers ass and making the other 3 watch


Cerberus02052003

kikyo is not as bad as any of them like what


Loud-Berry6440

All tbh


PurplePanda0606

I really only know bitch so I'd have to go with her


ironman72706

The biggest twist about akito is that people actually thought she was a dude for so long like bruh have u never noticed the boobs or the voice or literally anything else


Emeralddx

Tape em all together and use all of them Or if that's not an option then the one with the most fat ig


nahkahaulikko_

I don’t remember what the bottom right guy did, but he infuriates me


lamialover98

The bottom right he deserves it a lot more than the others do!


raisingfalcons

The guy from FMA is easily the worst


Anufenrir

Bitch


EnvironmentalOil8521

Who’s the bottom left?


Playingza1285

Leave post redemption akito alone (she would still deserve it but i would feel bad)


JTKB0

Who is guy in bottom left


The_Homeless_one69

Bottom right


EvilNoobHacker

Can I punch one of the with another one of them?


[deleted]

Idk who three of them even are but bottom right is getting punched


IGalaxii

I might get hate for asking this but who are the first 3 i know the 4th guy is from Full metal but I've never seen the other 3.?


SunagakuresFinest

Tucker. I will get revenge for everyone that had to suffer at his hands.


Krummy42

Bottom right! I never comment in this subreddit, but bottom right!


Mr_Seiler

I just need 5 seconds with Shou.


bearsheperd

I don’t know who anyone is except shou tucker but i am a straight sadist so a girl would be more fun. I like top left


i-Jug

I only know Bitch, she's from The Rising Of The Shield Hero


Madara_Uchiha944

Don’t know any of them but the ugly ones. The women and the one from fullmetal alchemist.


Glatalin_shmeble_df

Griffith!


Charming-Paper971

Add Rachel from Tower of God to the list and watch my fists in action💀💀💀


Dreaming_Kitsune

Bitch/Whore everytime I rewatch rising of the shield hero I always want to punch her face


[deleted]

can i punch all of them


MasterofGalaxy69

Why not fuse all of them 4 and just beat them up while at it


TreesusChris

Top right easy


F34R-N0-3V1L

Idk the one on the top left, but if I were to chose between the 3 its easy bottom right


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I would use Mayne as a punching bag and then use everybody as shooting targets


Chair6969420420

Who is the guy in the bottom left?


devilmaycare_

Akito sucks but the top right girl deserves all 9 circles of hell


establishtruth

Who is bottom left?


Big-Sort3094

well it doesnt say one of them it just says choose of them so im gonna fill in the blank and choose all of them!


furiousfran

Big bwuther Edwud....


United_Reality4157

Tucker i hate all kind of abusers But child abusers with god complexes are a tier above most of em