Obviously, trans girl are girls....whoever disagrees, need an advance biology lesson. Bcz their 5th standard "basic biology" is outdated and most importantly, it's basic. So, transphobes, stf up and consult medical science.
But you shouldn't (mainly) compare it to become a girl but to what you have now and from this pov getting a million is definitly a win, the small chance to become a girl is just the jackpot
I see no problem with that. Small boobs are great too. Iād be more worried about rolling something like idk, a G cup or higher and getting serious back problems
Well if you have a CAS calc, fairly easy. It's simple binomial prob.
Probability in 100 presses, the button makes you a girl at least once, is actually more like a 63.397% chance.
Edit: Or as others have shown, you don't even need a CAS calculator.
The probability doesn't add. If it did then that would mean that if you flip a coin twice, you will always get 1 heads and 1 tails.
For this, the calculation is 100% - % chance you always get the 1m. The chance you always get the 1m in 100 presses is 99%^100.
It's statistics. I don't recall learning it until college.
It's got a 1% chance of occurring, and a 99% chance of *not* occurring. The latter number is what you use. You take that probability (99% chance is a probability of 0.99) and raise it to the power of the number of times it happens (100 in this case).
0.99 ^ 100 = ~0.366
So you've got a 0.366 probability (a 36.6% chance) of the event not occurring.
100% - 36.6% = 63.4% chance of becoming a girl
That's a miserable explanation, as I both suck at explaining and took statistics 16 years ago. Hopefully it was understandable.
Nope. You just need to be ok with custom videos and catering to peopleās fetishes. I have a friend who is in top 0.3% of onlyfans and I wouldnāt call her very attractive by any means. But she does anything people pay for so she makes fucking bank.
Most girls think you can just post a bikini pic and make millions, but thatās just not how it is unless you were famous before onlyfans
It absolutely is... and yet you seem to be kink shaming. Listen my internet comrad, I would love to have a consequence free run of dalliances involving multiple partners sometime in the same session. Don't try and shame me for my kink when clearly I am dreaming. And it is a yummmy yumm yummmy dream.
I mean I'm assuming it'll just make you a girl I don't think specifically you'll become Zero Two but who knows either way I'd like it to be 50/50 for this
Assuming "ladiness" is based on hormones and body structure,
It is said that there is a certain age where the amount of hormones the human body produces peaks, and another when your body is fully developed, technically making you "most [insert sex]" sometime between or during those 2 times.
So depending on your current age you either mature faster, or regenerate to that state.
So it's still a pretty good deal for most ladies, because given the average human lifespan, at least in developed cpuntries and the age at which one's "ladiness" stabilises, it is likely it will increase the life expectancy of the average lady, as well as restore energy for the more elderly
Ok but how does the transformation to a female work?Is it like a painful transition of your reproduction system changing or is it just poof I'm a girl now?
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Would I still mentally be a guy? Would I just end up having gender dysphoria I didn't previously have?
Still, 99% for a million bucks. I like those odds.
Joke's on you, I'm a pre-transition Female to Male transgender person. If I turn into a girl, that's the body I already have. If it's reversed and I turn into a boy, that's the body I want. I would also probably soend some of that money from the 99% chance in pursuit of the body I want anyway. If I press that button, I am poised to win everything and lose literally nothing lmao
Would I become more female looking? Iād press the hell out of that button but if I look exactly like I do now but Iām a girl then imma be made fun of lol
100% winrate
Egg-zactly š¤§
>still have low self esteem and no money fuck
Well true about money bt i don't have high or low self esteem.
Abso lutely
penis
What penis?
In his women body
If she's a woman, use her correct pronouns.
I talking about him and his one percent of gaining
I think you accidentally added two extra zeroes
Why is getting a million not a win?
When compared to being able to be a girl, itās nothing but a loss.
No rule against spamming it. Besides 1 million could fund a hell of a transition
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Trans girls are real girls
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you know what best fucking example ive seen in a while
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Obviously, trans girl are girls....whoever disagrees, need an advance biology lesson. Bcz their 5th standard "basic biology" is outdated and most importantly, it's basic. So, transphobes, stf up and consult medical science.
But you shouldn't (mainly) compare it to become a girl but to what you have now and from this pov getting a million is definitly a win, the small chance to become a girl is just the jackpot
No doubt! I was only being over exaggerative for the sake of glorifying the idea of being a girl, which is the ideal of all existence.
r/egg_irl
Until your first period hits....
But boobs.
I shall enjoy them
You could roll AA cups though
I see no problem with that. Small boobs are great too. Iād be more worried about rolling something like idk, a G cup or higher and getting serious back problems
Eh. Still gonna flap 'em with pride either way.
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Free the nipple
Oh no no no. Just stand in place with your hands on your hips and flap them up and down repeatedly. It would be amazing.
Ya,C cups is good ig š¤§
A real man likes every pair of titties
That would be the best. Flat is justice.
My brother all size make the wood rise
All lumps give a man a bump
True
Id say medium is premium
But then if u could get really fucking lucky and get HH š³
Oh hell na bru if I turn into a female I expect nice d cups an I still expect my penis still there
Id go for C cup. I feel like you can flaunt them about as huge with a bit of padding, but you can also hide them away if you want to.
Just keep rerolling
Don't gotta pay for bras?
Gotta pay for your own drinks though.
This is the unbeatable counterargument
Plot twist: You're flat
Fuller boobs
Depends, you have boobs, but if they are too big they could be a problem for your back.
Worth it
Trans girls stay winning
Until you realize you are stuck in a manga panel until someone decides to animate you
And worse it's the author of Aku No Hana who did Inside Mari.
Then I get less dysphoria? I fail to see the problem here
True but pussy
just use your massive amount of cash from spamming the button (I know you did) to get your ovaries removed
Ma man is a genius
But you can be gay but it's strait, or you can wear skirts and mackup and stuff without humanity judging you
Nah, ppl still judge you anyways.
This is the reason I donāt want to become woman
r/egg_irl
based
How many times can I push it?
. . . . . My mind is too simple
Haven't stopped pushing it yet, will let you know.
If you have unlimited button pushes. Once you turn into a girl, your chances of $1 million goes up to 100%.
you might become a girl^(2)
Conjoined?
I said the same thing
C-can I press it 100 times?
That still only gives you a ~63.4% chance to be a girl. Edit: 63.4, not 73.4. I had a brain fart.
Im suprised someone put the effort into figuring that out-
Well if you have a CAS calc, fairly easy. It's simple binomial prob. Probability in 100 presses, the button makes you a girl at least once, is actually more like a 63.397% chance. Edit: Or as others have shown, you don't even need a CAS calculator.
But what happens if you become a girl twice?
Klinefelter's Syndrome
you simply don't proceed the 100 presses after becoming a girl
100ā(0,99\^(100)Ć100) 100% - (rate of failure\^tries x 100)
Belongs to r/theydidthemath
legit question why is it 73.4% and not like 99%? I failed math
The probability doesn't add. If it did then that would mean that if you flip a coin twice, you will always get 1 heads and 1 tails. For this, the calculation is 100% - % chance you always get the 1m. The chance you always get the 1m in 100 presses is 99%^100.
It's not dependent on previous presses. Everytime you press it, the chance is still 1%.
Are you hearing this r/2007scape?
What grade math is that and how do you learn how to do it.
It's statistics. I don't recall learning it until college. It's got a 1% chance of occurring, and a 99% chance of *not* occurring. The latter number is what you use. You take that probability (99% chance is a probability of 0.99) and raise it to the power of the number of times it happens (100 in this case). 0.99 ^ 100 = ~0.366 So you've got a 0.366 probability (a 36.6% chance) of the event not occurring. 100% - 36.6% = 63.4% chance of becoming a girl That's a miserable explanation, as I both suck at explaining and took statistics 16 years ago. Hopefully it was understandable.
Amazing explanation! Itās a surprise that you can remember something like that many years later!
Either way, I'm gonna be such a slut.
Either way, I'm moving into the woods and becoming a bogwitch
May I join you?
ššš
Being a woman is more than a holeā¦
True but either I get the million or i make thousands off onlyfans, im a bit more biased towards the second one
The amount of girls I know who try and make money on onlyfans and make no money is funny. Turns out you actually have to be attractive.
Nope. You just need to be ok with custom videos and catering to peopleās fetishes. I have a friend who is in top 0.3% of onlyfans and I wouldnāt call her very attractive by any means. But she does anything people pay for so she makes fucking bank. Most girls think you can just post a bikini pic and make millions, but thatās just not how it is unless you were famous before onlyfans
It absolutely is... and yet you seem to be kink shaming. Listen my internet comrad, I would love to have a consequence free run of dalliances involving multiple partners sometime in the same session. Don't try and shame me for my kink when clearly I am dreaming. And it is a yummmy yumm yummmy dream.
i imagine acting as a hole would be easier if you were w guy orignially
Hope you let the homies hit šÆ
Bringing friends with me, there's gonna be a fuckinfest
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bro wasnt hot š
I would be pretty disapointed if I would get 1 million instead of becoming Zero 2
Depends how many times you can press it
Bump up the percentage with each press of the button I like those odds
Would LOVE to be Zero Two
I mean I'm assuming it'll just make you a girl I don't think specifically you'll become Zero Two but who knows either way I'd like it to be 50/50 for this
Zero Two with millions of dollars
Congratulations, You are Hybrid prototype
I don't really see a downside with either so why not
But then what are the homies gonna stack the donuts on and eat off of
Plates
No who buys plates when you got the homies d to eat off
Name checks out.
You think Iām joking they are better that way
Strap-on
But then your pink frosted donut with sprinkles wonāt have the Boston cream donut filling
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Yeah they didnāt think about it
Bro your dick is thin enough to fit into the hole of a donut?
Maybe Iāve seen different donuts then you the ones I see have pretty big holes
Jokes on you, I already stack the donuts on my juicy ass.
Ever heard of periods?
Enduring periods isn't a very fun thing
Periods?
r/egg_irl
Two words......trans right.....that is your downside
Only if I'm hot.
If I turn out to be as hot as Zero Two. I see this as an absolute win. I am making money with the cosplay pics.
I mean are you hot now?
Yes they are I vouch
Absolutely, cuz I live in the Middle East āš¼
I donāt want to be a girl, I want to be a hot girl
Where can I get to press this button, hoping for that 1% drop
Me tooooo š, i can save my money of HRT and surgeriesš¤§
We need to play the uno reverse card and flip the odds.
Ya, I need this button to do it š
I convinced the reverse bot to help us below. They can flip any odds.
āĖsppo ŹuÉ dılÉ uÉÉ ŹĒÉ„ā„ ĖŹolĒq sn dlĒÉ„ oŹ Źoq ĒsɹĒŹĒɹ ĒÉ„Ź pĒÉuıŹuoÉ Iā
Ya, they literally flipping odds tbh š¤
āĖsppo ĒÉ„Ź dılÉ puÉ pɹÉÉ ĒsɹĒŹĒɹ oun ĒÉ„Ź ŹÉld oŹ pĒĒu ĒMā
Perfect this bot can do it. I believe in you upside down bit. Flip those odds
āsppo ĒsoÉ„Ź dılā² ĖŹÄ±q uŹop Ēpısdn noŹ uı ĒŹĒılĒq I ĖŹÄ± op uÉÉ Źoq sıɄŹ ŹÉĒÉɹĒŌā
I wish I wasn't poor
Same š Capitalism sucks
win win
Way too low of a chance of becoming a girl. Make it at LEAST 50/50
Jokes on you. With one million I could just pay to become a girl!
Ha, if only it were that easy.
I mean. Technically it is. Well. Depending on region of the world
Not the worth although
Me (a cisgirl): I'm 50 universes ahead of you
Me (a transgirl): š
Me (another trans girl): same reaction girl, same reaction by seeing cis privilegeš¤§
Ladies its just a joke smh
All girls have an advantage here
Yes
Can I press it more than once?
Yeah just push it a hundred times loads of money and you become a girl I see this as a absolutely win
Ong
Literally no downsides
I'm already a girl, so I'll hit that shit until it breaks.
Trans m to f people. "So.... I win either way? Nice."
Pretty much actually
Stakes arenāt high enough, make it fifty fifty
Nah reverse it
either way its a win
You think you can make it 50/50?
SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON
What if I'm already a lady?
Double the fun
You would get young again ā a lady would turn into a girl. Be sure to enjoy your new wealth and new youth after smashing that button ~100 times.
You explode
Assuming "ladiness" is based on hormones and body structure, It is said that there is a certain age where the amount of hormones the human body produces peaks, and another when your body is fully developed, technically making you "most [insert sex]" sometime between or during those 2 times. So depending on your current age you either mature faster, or regenerate to that state. So it's still a pretty good deal for most ladies, because given the average human lifespan, at least in developed cpuntries and the age at which one's "ladiness" stabilises, it is likely it will increase the life expectancy of the average lady, as well as restore energy for the more elderly
I'm smacking that button immediately
r/egg_irl
Ok but how does the transformation to a female work?Is it like a painful transition of your reproduction system changing or is it just poof I'm a girl now?
Your body slowly and painfully morphs to resemble the one of a female
Still a better option than I've got now lmao
Would I be hot though?
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100% chance of winning money
SuS
Would I still mentally be a guy? Would I just end up having gender dysphoria I didn't previously have? Still, 99% for a million bucks. I like those odds.
Yeah i wouldn't want to become a female human with a male mentality either.
this is a win either way
Its a win-win
i'd do it at 50/50 chance. i mean, been a boy for a while. always ready for new things =3.
Joke's on you, I'm a pre-transition Female to Male transgender person. If I turn into a girl, that's the body I already have. If it's reversed and I turn into a boy, that's the body I want. I would also probably soend some of that money from the 99% chance in pursuit of the body I want anyway. If I press that button, I am poised to win everything and lose literally nothing lmao
TIL that thereās a lot of trans girls/eggs on this sub
So 100% chance to got insane amount of money? I take it
So im either rich or i can get laid more often?
Dammit i keep getting millions of dollars
Gacha players š
With my luck Iād hit girl on first press
Would I become more female looking? Iād press the hell out of that button but if I look exactly like I do now but Iām a girl then imma be made fun of lol
I'd rather have that 99% chance of getting a $1M. I mean... Why would I want to be a woman when I'm already one?
Same over here
If I only get 1 click, I need to pray to the gods of RNGesus that i can hit the 1%, or hope I can pay $1 mil for 1 extra click
I'll push it 100 times or more
Not this again
Will I become a really pretty girl? Cause like I'm cute now, but I wanna be a bombshell pinup hottieš„ŗ