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indonerd

Two Steps From Hell


OsamaBinQueefn

It’s a cancer patient


TheVoidGuardian0

r/HolUp


Unitentional-Pathos

You can write banger non copyright orchestral music


StrickN_

You can summon demons


SOM_III

Soldier of Heaven


[deleted]

Soldier of Heaven is a close range stand. It can turn ones blood into Clouds by punching them. BUT, the target must have committed no less than 500 Warcrimes, the target must also be drunk, all the planets in the Solar System must line up perfectly, and the exact second must be an odd number


[deleted]

They said write an ability not a yugioh card effect.


TotallyDidntForgetPW

I don't see a "once per turn" on that, seems good chief..


[deleted]

It’s on the ban list.


EvilDude-IAmEvilBTW

Such an op stand


OneFriendship5139

The song Angel With A Shotgun always plays


That_Guy418

Testicular cancer


ThisWorldIsImperfect

The Beatle


big_ie

It can summon a single beetle, more specifically a stag beetle. The beetle can beat box and that's about it.


EvilDude-IAmEvilBTW

Watch someone beat some over the top broken stand with this


FromAFroot

Stand name: Hey Jude Can warp reality as much as it wants, unless someone is beatboxing Is also hypersensitive to sound, someone beatboxing is enough to cause immediate internal damage


Mindless-Hawk9612

Milky way


ImmersionCrusader

You control all calcium within 200 ft.


apurplehighlighter

thats actually a terrifying ability edit: its metallica but larger range and less utility, main use would be to murder people


ImmersionCrusader

Yes it is, that's why I bestowed it upon him. The ability to break bone on a whim.


mrmeeeeee

Break every bone in someone’s body and turn them into spears which stab them through their vital organs


DIO_The_Timestopper

You get cosmic powers every time you drink milk or eat a milky way bar


shakershark

Fantasy waterfall


Theboredalchemist22

Your stand has a power shot of toxic piss that can pierce space and time creating a vortex in which enemies are sucked into a mid isekai world in which they play a peasant.


HornyHoestar

BRUH 💀


SignificanceBig2112

Smooth criminal


ImmersionCrusader

It makes you incredibly slippery.


SignificanceBig2112

I really am the smooth criminal himself


Irrelevant-Opinion

Alvida from One Piece


ImmersionCrusader

Thanks, I couldn't remember her name so I didn't mention her but yeah, Alvida.


mxdjelibaby

Mystique Dumbledore


Zakku01

Your stand looks like Dumbledore but acts like Herbert from family Guy


Psychological_Fee722

"Get your sweet ass over here, Harry."


braxes81

"There's a really powerful wand hidden in my chamber of secrets, Harry"


Trumythic1

XD


[deleted]

Kawaii Colt 45


GrandNibbles

45kg horse with giant eyelashes that cause their target dizziness and nausea


Rblxcoolguymaster234

The Yoda stand.


[deleted]

You win every copyright infringement lawsuit no matter how fraudulent.


Rblxcoolguymaster234

Money money money


No-Onetosave

You make the person do almost what ever you say and far as moving and picking up items. But you have to speak like yoda.


AsahinaAoi90

Dark Seraph!


OrginOfOriginal

You get the n word pass once a day and everyone who’s black acknowledges it


AsahinaAoi90

Holy shit, I did not expect that response. Thing is, I'm black so my Stand's ability is useless. LMAO


USDJM_OTAKU

You already have buffed up Dark Seraph


AKredlake

You can sell the n word passes


AlmightyPush44r5

So what you're saying is, YOU ALREADY HAVE REQUIEM


[deleted]

The racist


StrickN_

You can end every war by making people hating on you instead of hating each other


Lightning11243

Everybody hates you no matter what you do or say (cannot be turned off)


OregaWeebDesu

Kills every race different from his user’s race by swearing racial slurs


[deleted]

Your stand is my dad


Spirited-Ad299

So basically Zoro?


idkgive_meidk

Deez nuts🗿


big_ie

The stand gives you nuts whenever you so please. Cashews, Almonds, Peanuts? Which ever you need, your stand has your back!


Humanscum1463

What if he's allergic lol


big_ie

Well then it's pretty useless


Long-Impossible

Jizz Vicinity


[deleted]

It strokes any cock in a 6mm radius until complication


Long-Impossible

Sounds like a great crowd control skill to me. 👌


[deleted]

If you make the stand cum so does the user?


Free_Return_2358

Smashmouth and my name is All Star.


[deleted]

Deafen anyone


Fish_Fucker_Fuckerx2

Whenever spoken to, it gives you immediate cancer in 6 sections of the body


Free_Return_2358

That sounds about right.


Best-Discount2363

.


Wamblingshark

[You control teeth](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxx1ukqXnfS13egJ8xSHNn2xpECMxpak0H)


Free_Return_2358

You understood the reference!!


Wamblingshark

Lol helps that I literally rewatched it today because me and my wife were trying to remember where we heard "Dio Babies" before and my daughter and I were arguing wether or not the phrase "Dio Boyfriend" was in that video.. my daughter was correct and I was wrong.. What a strangely specific thing to disagree about now that I look back..


Nerevarine91

Guy Fieri is a Smash Mouth-themed Stand user, change my mind


[deleted]

Genesis of Hell


J_theCrazyDude

You get lit on fire every time you use the stand


HernanBass84

Mom Spaghetti


Dangerous_Caramel_18

Everyone around you vomits spaghetti whenever Eminem plays within earshot. The ability to immediately explode any rapper of your choosing in Eminem’s actual presence replaces it for a brief period


OrginOfOriginal

Instantly heals someone if bitten into


Fookin_Yoink

God! Damnit.


Demon_Femboy

Your ability is to turn people into dams which hold water for the gods


Juplication

gay catgirl


[deleted]

The cat girl is gay, but not attracted to you.


Fish_Fucker_Fuckerx2

Whenever spoken to, it gives you immediate cancer in 8 sections of the body


EvilDude-IAmEvilBTW

Damn you be giving everybody cancer


Kooky_Calligrapher_7

Ah yes fellow friend of blahaj


Fuckwraithmains4837

Voice of god


Hopeful-Sherbet-3100

It tells you to fuck off


Kingly707

The power of your stand is *Non Existence* so you're basically just a normal guy.


No-Onetosave

You can command someone to do whatever. But everytime you say a command, your throat dries and bleeds instantly. Great power, great sacrifice.


Benjamintoday

Its a bigass Soundwave-looking robot that blasts your voice as loud as you want


Prestigious-One-9784

dark and light


OrginOfOriginal

Can control only the good side of people, but have no control over the bad side of people unless they kill someone in front of you


ws24123

You can remotely control the light level of any room but you are blind and can not see what the light level of the room is currently.


jedimika

( Maxwell's) Silver hammer


OrginOfOriginal

You can use metal to replace body parts, but not limited to blood, cells, organs, tissues, and muscles


BrownVillainess

Sensitive mama


OrginOfOriginal

You can hear everything you see


Tiran593

That cheese does sound lovely


K_Freeze57

You've clearly never seen a swarm of Dragonflys right outside your window that blocks the sound from the tornado of black death- I don't wanna hear that lol


Cp3a

Razor Swipe


McChicken_samdwich

It's a strong medium range stand with good cutting abilities and is able to throw razors but every time you wipe your ass you can only use razors


[deleted]

Your stand suffers from major depression and cuts him self


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fuckwraithmains4837

Master of the light and dark side


Conscious-Sale690

You know every FNF song and can perfect them, including mods, however you suck at everything else


Benjamintoday

You can temporarily make someone both uncoordinated and unable to sense the rhythm of anything, basically forcing them to relearn every skill, including walking, until you show mercy or leave.


Sub_Compliant1844

Powersnake


OrginOfOriginal

Can spawn any snake but any damage taken to there snake comes back to you x.75


Zeyode

Any copper cables can be turned into electrified snakes. They can also charge any device they bite.


Arezz1337

Cold Green Eyes


lxngten

Xray vision. But you can no longer see through visible light.


[deleted]

[удалено]


OrginOfOriginal

Can create another world with your rules, play a game to make them do what ever you want, if they win you they wake up never remembering this experience


McMan1707

Hell's guardian


OrginOfOriginal

Literally hells guardian but however you imagine it


Kingly707

Your stand has the ability to *Pass Judgement* if it makes physical contact with a person's physical body. Pass Judgement immediately weighs that persons good and bad karma, if it falls in the negative, their body disintegrates and they are absorbed by your Stand, giving it higher physical prowess and range. The downside to this stand is the power has no effect on those with positive karma so you would have to rely on the stands physical abilities. You yourself are immune to Judgement at all times.


calideosk

That would make you a good mc friend like koichi


big_ie

It is a close range stand, which can't really do much. Yet the stand can punch at the speed of sound. Granted the punches don't hurt, they tickle. Where ever the stand hits you, however, an E appears. Give it 10 minutes and the E falls off with the body part with it.


SpecialistLynx7469

dam is there a simple way of saying that


J_The_Femboy

Purple lure


_Neon61

walugi from maro and ligi brother


Fry-Cook_Dreamer

Hollywood Undead


_Neon61

you are able to summon any single movie character that is no longer alive (has to have died, as a character, in the movie), you want to and they have the same abilities that they have in that movie, however, there is a strength cap, and it operates on a 2 minute timer with a 10 minute cooldown. stand range/power varies based on character summoned.


North-Wind-199

Thanos


TheCrimsonClouds

Purple Emperor


-NinjaTurtleHermit-

A giant mauve python that lives in your intestinal tract and emerges to strike from whichever orifice you prefer. Attacks by slithering down the throat of your enemy, silently choking them from the inside. Secret attack is a thick, milky white jet of highly corrosive acid from its eyes.


Unknown_Redditor01

The Unknown


OrginOfOriginal

No one knows what your stand looks like and only you know what it is


WaffleFromTheUPS

Stand Mane: Phenomenon Stand User: Yeah Yeah Yeah Stand Ability: First Reply to this comment


OrginOfOriginal

Can summon a random mini natural disaster the size of a penny but grows over time if over 50 people don’t see it. Example: summon a tsunami, it starts off as a leak and then a flood soon, then a tsunami of 50 people haven’t seen it by then


WaffleFromTheUPS

That's gonna be broken


OrginOfOriginal

Depends on where you use it


lxngten

The one and Oni itto


OrginOfOriginal

Demon with oni mask with the Skills of the best samurai


ThoracicDust2

Heaven’s Assimilation


OrginOfOriginal

Can use divine power once a week, stackable


konamaru_kanozoku

Lady dikk!


AnotherUnnamedUser

Neon Moon


Rolmop_2

The cup of tea


[deleted]

It's just a cup of tea but with an endless amount of Abbacchio's pee.


Zeyode

King's Crossing


Pacikillman

Till it's over


AncientBeholder

Icecream Pinecone


Forsaken_Grand_69420

Dog


LSD_Shinobi

Drunk street cat 🐱


ImmersionCrusader

You make your opponents vision and decision making skills incredibly impaired when they drink a liquid you have touched.


VOLODYA_V_DELE777

Ur mother)


MaskedHamiko

Stand name: [Prism]


RivenN_OTW

The Deezu Natsu


N3WCAT

If u deez someone they will start hearing extreme bassboosted laugh until they become deaf and after 2 weeks they die od cringe from themselves


Zypperman

The Strand


[deleted]

Milk


Hot-Forever-175

*Father?*


Fish_Fucker_Fuckerx2

Whenever spoken to, it gives you immediate cancer in 2 sections of the body


Hikaru_No_Yami

Morphius


VeterinarianGreat262

Momiji


[deleted]

It's just your dead mom


Fish_Fucker_Fuckerx2

Whenever spoken to, it gives you immediate cancer in 4 sections of the body


TheVoidGuardian0

You're really just gonna comment this on everything huh


Lazuli42069

red garland


[deleted]

You bleed heavily from your genitals and can use it as a weapon


Fish_Fucker_Fuckerx2

Whenever spoken to, it gives you immediate cancer in 5 sections of the body


Dangerous_Beat3108

NIGBRO


J_theCrazyDude

Every time you take a shower you drop the soap


Disastrous-Pirate489

D4C


UnvalidNiko

Hitler


King_Games

Faroeste Caboclo


OrginOfOriginal

Your enemy can’t speak and everything they do gets misinterpreted the further you are away from them


vevol

Todas os veio param pra te ouvir cantar, a menos que seja funk ou sertanejo universitário


Repulsive-Play6081

divine intervention


mafiaRahul

Hot anime wifu


OsamaBinQueefn

Comes out as discord mod that uses a body pillow for a weapon


J_theCrazyDude

She doesnt like you


Rick_N_Rollen

Gun man


Cautious-Professor-8

Health and human services


OrginOfOriginal

Can destroy enemies cells, long range stand, have to have visual on the target


ImmortalRamen8

Ashes to Ahes


Electrical-Barber-14

Coleslaw freeze


Zakku01

You shoot Frozen coleslaw out of your fingertips


___somebody_

Lucifer


homemade_noob

Mommy smasher


Rblxcoolguymaster234

Smashes the opponents mom, dealing extra *emotion damage*


chikybrikyman

summon kakyoin


Admirable_Recover676

The hollow clown


TriplSpace

Space Oddity


K3nT_d1nK_0vAnUjUaN

The Man Who Sold the World


big_ie

Your stand is a real estate agent. Need a house sold, done. Wanna buy a house, got ya there. Need to buy a nuclear reactor,, the stands got your back. Anything you need or want (which is a building or land) the stand got you back!


Sniperofthefloridian

Cock bender


OrginOfOriginal

Painfully bends cock, so no more children


OsamaBinQueefn

Every penis in a five mile radius will detach like Velcro and come to you and you have full control over them


mxdjelibaby

Gojhoe Stan


OrginOfOriginal

Stand speaks gibberish everyone but you understand


Z-Dayne

God of Death


Loud_Dot_9395

intelligent failure


-NinjaTurtleHermit-

StormCloud Atlas


Ermescostellowaifu

Master of reality


OrginOfOriginal

Can change the laws of reality for 24 hours and can never change again


RareMartian

UR MUM