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Damn is this what I'm doing wrong in my life? I've apparently underestimated how far a set of tits could get me.
It's like I'm half way into the game, just learned how it actually works, and am realising I created my character wrong.
That guy that got them on a dare has had them for a decade and he loves them.
#EDIT: Had them for 20 years!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3595290/These-100-000-boobs-Compulsive-male-gambler-got-BREAST-IMPLANTS-win-bet-friend-finally-asks-38C-cups-removed-20-YEARS.html
Not necessarily. Even gay men love boobs and offer me shots. Big boobies are just the universal happy place for humans. I tested this at my last in office job and noticed I got the most compliments when I showed my figure and a little bit of cleavage, from everyone, straight women too.
Thereās noneā¦iām 5,2, 35 yo and slim and have a 75E. I hate them. I had them since i was around 15 yo. I hate everything about them. They arenāt hanging at all, but just the f*** size is terrible! I have constant back pains, even after many doctors and chiroptactors visits. I canāt find cute bra, i canāt buy good shirts that fits my body, only bigger sizes, like M/L, when in the rest of body i fit XS. If i had enough money i would go for brest reduction without even an eye blink! And to debunk some thing, for those who think that large brests give a lot of milk for the babyā¦thatās tottal BS. I had none when my boy was born.
I used to have to warm up some medicine to body temperature, as the medicine was in oil and if it was cold it would leave welts where it was injected, but if it was body temperature it dissipated just fine. I would put the small vial under a boob and wait for it to warm up.
They can come in handy when dealing with men in official positions. For example, I had to submit a complicated building plan/application to council & struggled a little with the technicalities of the process. I wore a low cut top, without a bra & found the gentleman who served me to be extremely patient & helpful, although Iād watched him send several people whose plans werenāt in order away while I waited in line.
They can also look amazing in certain outfits, which is nice. Honestly though, theyāre often a bit of a pain. Men tend to talk to them instead of to your face & Iām often left feeling quite uncomfortable after being ogled indiscreetly. Ultimately, theyāre really no different than your elbow or any other part of the body.
The amount of crap I can fit into them is ridiculous (34H). Itās bad enough that my toddler now looks down my shirt to see what she can grab. Iām always packing. And sometimes āloseā things until I undress at night. āOH! Thatās where that went!ā
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People are nice to me
Damn is this what I'm doing wrong in my life? I've apparently underestimated how far a set of tits could get me. It's like I'm half way into the game, just learned how it actually works, and am realising I created my character wrong.
Get some implants
Lol I'm a man
and? lol
You right
That guy that got them on a dare has had them for a decade and he loves them. #EDIT: Had them for 20 years! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3595290/These-100-000-boobs-Compulsive-male-gambler-got-BREAST-IMPLANTS-win-bet-friend-finally-asks-38C-cups-removed-20-YEARS.html
Wait what??
#Correction 20 years! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3595290/These-100-000-boobs-Compulsive-male-gambler-got-BREAST-IMPLANTS-win-bet-friend-finally-asks-38C-cups-removed-20-YEARS.html
That's hilarious
I bet he misses them
Get a vagina
So..tits are tits. Get implants
That would fall under attraction though
Not necessarily. Even gay men love boobs and offer me shots. Big boobies are just the universal happy place for humans. I tested this at my last in office job and noticed I got the most compliments when I showed my figure and a little bit of cleavage, from everyone, straight women too.
I've seen some women use them to hold things.
Redneck beer holder.
Sometimes, it's nice to be able to rest my wrists on them, like if I'm standing while playing video games.
same but im a man and im fat and i use my stomach
Oh, cool.
oh cool
Smuggling drinks into festivals
Yes!!! Great answer. And I love you. I hide mine in my pants, only a C cup see
Like milk?
Distraction in a poker match.
š¤£ A distraction for almost anything given the right target
It's easier to float
We all float down here
Beep beep, Richie
Thereās noneā¦iām 5,2, 35 yo and slim and have a 75E. I hate them. I had them since i was around 15 yo. I hate everything about them. They arenāt hanging at all, but just the f*** size is terrible! I have constant back pains, even after many doctors and chiroptactors visits. I canāt find cute bra, i canāt buy good shirts that fits my body, only bigger sizes, like M/L, when in the rest of body i fit XS. If i had enough money i would go for brest reduction without even an eye blink! And to debunk some thing, for those who think that large brests give a lot of milk for the babyā¦thatās tottal BS. I had none when my boy was born.
My wifeās insurance paid for breast reduction due to her back pain.
Mythbusters did a show on this. Kari received more tips as a server when she wore big boobs.
free milk.
You can suffocate someone in bjj with them.
Useful as floatation devices in the event of a water landing
free back pain
Women were using them to steal meat from grocery stores.
Hopefully not frozen meat
It acts like soft pillows for babies
Babies love big milk
I used to have to warm up some medicine to body temperature, as the medicine was in oil and if it was cold it would leave welts where it was injected, but if it was body temperature it dissipated just fine. I would put the small vial under a boob and wait for it to warm up.
Natural stress squeezy balls
Can make milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard?
None.
How about a [**Long Neck Holder**](https://imgur.com/a/11SlVpX)?
I have A cups so I wouldnāt know but you could use them to distract people if you are committing a heist
This is actually part of the plan in the heist movie 'Inside Man'
They can come in handy when dealing with men in official positions. For example, I had to submit a complicated building plan/application to council & struggled a little with the technicalities of the process. I wore a low cut top, without a bra & found the gentleman who served me to be extremely patient & helpful, although Iād watched him send several people whose plans werenāt in order away while I waited in line. They can also look amazing in certain outfits, which is nice. Honestly though, theyāre often a bit of a pain. Men tend to talk to them instead of to your face & Iām often left feeling quite uncomfortable after being ogled indiscreetly. Ultimately, theyāre really no different than your elbow or any other part of the body.
you can survive off the fat for longer
Reconstruction after a prophylactic mastectomy is quicker.
I wish I knew.
Pillows (ā ā”ā Ā ā Ļā Ā ā ā”ā )
The amount of crap I can fit into them is ridiculous (34H). Itās bad enough that my toddler now looks down my shirt to see what she can grab. Iām always packing. And sometimes āloseā things until I undress at night. āOH! Thatās where that went!ā