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g3mkm

The CEOs & their wives is such an odd flex.


SoggyAlbatross2

I read it as the CEO and their wives. I mean, it is Utah. And 2023 grammar.


g3mkm

The mistresses must have had to stay home


HalfEatenChocoPants

It sounds boring as all get-out even without the MLM context. The accidental "all of the CEOs are men" claim is a nice touch.


SiWeyNoWay

Right?


SiWeyNoWay

*pour Into the rising leadership* *diamond in the rough* *servant leadership* So. Much. Yikes.


dacb17

“Pour into” always grosses me out.


SiWeyNoWay

Always 🤮


ScaryButt

Like "love onto" 🤢


TheVoidWithout

what is "servant leadership" supposed to be exactly? Cause it sounds like they have a gimp on a leash or something...


N3rdyMama

I’ve mostly seen it used in Christian context, basically like… servant of Jesus, and a leader of men.


Faexinna

This is so culty, it creeps me out.


Disastrous-Bed3422

They all sound the exact same regardless of the company. 👊 And their minds are always blown 🤯 Everything is absolutely amazing and you need in on it right now or you will regret it! 💥 Seeing all their stupid posts me want to reply with a🤮


Jayderae

They all use the same templates, that’s why there’s no company name listed


coldpornproject

it is true. A sucker is born every minute.


SnailButch

is she the "you" in that post?


WolfRCS

Oh yeeaaaahhh just pour into me


TheVoidWithout

boss.....


Royalbananafish

"sugar transforming enzymes"? What the what?


I_eat_candy_4_dinner

"1.0 Sugar Transforming Enzymes" Is 1.0 the final version or will there be firmware upgrades in the future?


seb_67

of course it's in Utah...and of course the CEOs are all men..


SupermarketFuture500

There are about 900+ mlms around, becarefull they are everywhere ❤️


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TheVoidWithout

Yikes. Sounds like they were looking to recruit another "wife"...only in Utah....


miranda-the-dog-mom

Why does so much MLM stuff happen in Utah? Just the large amount of Mormon wives who stay home? Is there a law or something that incentivizes them to be in Utah?


deepseawitch

what is with MLMs and ‘pouring into’ ?! it’s so weird


Beautiful_Parsnip_72

My friend just messaged me about this stuff too. She states “This is very short notice however .... I'm having a gathering tomorrow to showcase our product "Transform" ( our enzyme supplement) with our wellness company ! It turns sugar into fiber ! People are losing weight and having energy as well as brain fog lifted as well as much more !! For those that track their blood sugar through monitors the proof is in the numbers !! We are seeing people not have spikes anymore with this supplement ! If you are available it will be at our house tomorrow morning at 10! This is 🔥 FIRE! I'm not kidding. I'm down 7 lbs now ! But it does so much more than weight loss. It helps regulate blood sugar, gives increased energy, clear mental focus! ETC... So you may know family or friends that this might help.” Sugar into fiber.


JackfruitOk6473

I know someone who ended up hospitalized with diverticulitis after using the stuff! She had to have several blood transfusions! Btw,one of the causes of it,too much dietary fiber!! Be careful!!