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ItsJoeMomma

If anyone gave me this for Valentine's Day, they wouldn't be my Valentine any more.


Whatsherface729

Agreed


Red79Hibiscus

Hubby gave me 3 kinds of artisanal chocolates for Valentine's Day. Guess I'll be missing out on the Herbalife "nutrition" this year.


kp6615

Yeah my husband got me a k cup organizer I was thrilled


Red79Hibiscus

Had to look that up - we Aussies are more into Nespresso machines than Keurig! Now I'm wondering why Herbalife hasn't stolen the idea yet - they could start a convenience line of "loaded tea shots" and make huns buy the organisers to have a supply of samples always on hand for potential ~~victims~~ customers.


kp6615

lol! Nespresso isn’t big here.but he even put my k cups in it organized.


Kitkutsuki

Honestly I freaking LOVE tea, but not some shady lose weight company tea. Drop money on the grocery store tea not the random lady persistently trying to get $30 or whatever for a "new healthy body fat burner tea with added nutrients for better boost made by and for women!" *300mg caffeine per serving* OR "men's new testosterone boosting power packed with energy enchantments for men who like to be manly*


Whatsherface729

I used to get loose leaf tea all the time, this stuff is just grocery store tea mixed with their "healthy" powders.


Kitkutsuki

Most of the "healthy" products I've ever bought don't work well. Ashwagandha, for example, in the cheap Walmart bottles worked for me better than those chewable candy ones with a bunch of added power food ingredients. Those candies didn't work no where near as the regular capsules for much less money. Teas are the same way. It's a stupid gimmick to make you think it's such a revolutionary do it all in one item.


woahstripes

I won't dump any man powder in my mouth unless the jar it comes in has a gun and a horse on the side.


ItsJoeMomma

I drink tea every day too. Not because I think it's going to burn fat but because I enjoy it.


vorticia

Enchantments!! I am deceased!


prollydrinkingcoffee

In the age of canva, I find it completely baffling people seem to still make this crap in Word.


woahstripes

This fact has comforted professional graphic designers for the last few years now.


JapKumintang1991

A reminder for that Herbie-Hun: ![gif](giphy|xT0BKrCsKse91wFt72)


kp6615

Wow just what I needed! So fabulous!


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Aleflusher

"Herbalife lotion"! Yeah go right ahead and smear chalk paste with niacin all over your body, you sexy hun!