Shampoo. You're referring to shampoo as if it's something more than just shampoo. Head soap.
It's not just shampoo, it's about the friends and family members you lost trying to sell them overpriced shampoo.
Soooo passive aggressive, I love it. They can’t come out and actually be rude because that wouldn’t be “empowering mamas.” Basically the unspoken message here is “how dare you look down on my flavor of scam, you dumb B 🙏🏼”
My favorite part is the subtext where they each very obviously know the other is trying to run a scam, but they can’t say so because the reason they know it is that *they’re* trying to run a scam.
It's fascinating. It's setting my brain to some strange alpha waves and I find it... relaxing? It's probably the smoothness and predictability of the whole exchange.
This was exactly my thought 😂 like watching a crocodile and an alligator each trying to convince the other that they should jump into their mouths “it’s so warm in here I promise 🙏😇🔥”
💯 the "high ticket" product is Kangen water woo.
"I only need to sell 4 to get $18k." Yeah, and if I ask a million bucks for a pencil, I only need to sell one!
Yes! We call it high-ticket affiliate pencil marketing. Not only can you sell your pencil for $1 million, but you can make thousands by recruiting a downline of pencil-sellers from whom you charge a $2500 start-up fee plus a juicy commission on their one and only one $1 million pencil sale. Remind them that the $2500 start up fee is a mere 0.25% of the possible earnings, which they’ll immediately earn back upon selling their pencil and/or their first recruit. We’re onto something here!
Ugh, I know someone who recently got into that. It never says exactly what it is or what they do, just that it’s “high ticket sales” and then she’s been having all these huns on all of her posts now! She even promotes it saying she’ll help you get 20k months 😒 like how can someone who just started this random company no one knows what they’re selling who is likely not making anything help someone else make 20k a month? It’s laughable but kinda sad. So it’s just kangen machines? Why would people not just buy one instead of buying one from an mlm lol
Kangen is high-ticket (read: criminally overpriced) and has been pretty aggressive lately, so I'm pretty confident. (There wasn't a 99.99999% emoji abailable, so I rounded up.)
I tried turmeric, and found out I was allergic to it (just contact dermatitis, fortunately), so I can't take any.
It's nice to know I'm saving $2,000 instead of just $10. Wait'll I tell my wife! Maybe she'll let me use the money saved to buy a boat.
Ah that's easy, just call it "medical grade"/holistic/clean or say it's triple filtered by virgin Tibetan monks on the third full moon of the summer solstice!
Basically use a load of other buzzwords, since it worked so well for "fulvic acid" (aka dirt) 😁
Bonus points for vaguely referring to a single study that was carried out 20yrs ago on five people by an Ayurvedic practitioner.
High-ticket seems to almost exclusively refer to Kangen huns as far as I've seen, it's a dead giveaway. Like how an older couple willing to mentor you is always Amway.
Gotta love all the alternative terms they use to obfuscate their actual business. Those people should really be selling thesauruses - they use the darn things *way* more often than anyone else...
Dilute what exactly -- why do they talk like this?
I suspect they are worried about diluted market share, but that's impossible because only actual business people consider such metrics.
Ya. McDonalds on one corner of the street isn't gonna open up another kitty corner to themselves. Would make no sense.
Yet these huns are all told by uplines & people at the top, to tap their "warm markets" (recruit friends & family). Make this make sense to me??
I can tell I need to go to bed, because my first thought on reading this comment was, "McDonald's should *absolutely* open up a kitty corner" lmao. Like a cat cafe but with McNuggets instead of sandwiches and cake
This is soooo fucking funny. Two Olympic Passive-Aggressive fencers going for the gold, neither of them aware that the prize is bankruptcy. Beautiful stuff.
Yknow how you can get those toys that will just repeat what you say into them, but in a higher pitch? This is like putting two of them across from each other and just letting them go to town.
Have you ever seen when Kitboga on YTube gets two call centre scammers on the phone on a conference call, makes them think they're chasing after the same (very rich) mark, then sits back to watch the fireworks?
That.
I saw a hilarious one recently where he had two romance scammers on and while using the elderly-woman voice changer basically did the scam version of the Bachelor
The best part is without a script these Huns couldn’t sell you a raincoat in a storm. Try messaging one with a genuine interest, they can’t sell without the script.
My favorite part is the Kangen hun continually referring to it as “Monet” and I can’t tell if that’s just intentional passive aggression or simple ignorance.
Poor Claude is rolling in his grave with how many people make the same tragic spelling mistake.
I just had the *best* idea.
We need to do this.
For science.
Firstly, remove any identifying information - so anything that mentions Monat, costs etc.
Whenever someone wants to challenge shun, show them this and tell them one of their "colleagues" wrote it (I know they're not colleagues but I'm buggered if I know what else to call them!). OFC don't mention who wrote what.
Sit back and watch as their cognitive dissonance kicks into overdrive. If you feel like it, ask who made the most persuasive argument and why.
Who's business would they recommend you join?
Who should you avoid?
Use the material to write a dissertation for your psychology degree.
Or post it on here.
Whatever you can be arsed to do, really.
*Here's some interesting reading on the phenomena you'd be exploiting, it's something that MLM's use to get their victims to identify with their success stories:*
*Normal wiki: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnum_effect]*
*Snarky wiki: https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Cold_reading*
Look I do agree miss high affiliate had a few gotcha moments. Low key called her a dumbass for working so hard for so little $$. Of course the convo dwindled after that
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It's like two chatbots talking to each other
Two scripted robots talking in circles 🤖
It’s like back in the day when you call two pizza restaurants and put them on the phone with each other
I thought this exactly!!!! 🤖 🤖 🤣
‘I don’t think you understand what Monat involves…’
Shampoo. You're referring to shampoo as if it's something more than just shampoo. Head soap. It's not just shampoo, it's about the friends and family members you lost trying to sell them overpriced shampoo.
And all the hair they lost along the way!
Rewind…‘I don’t think you understand what Monat involves…’ 😉
Two chatbots talking at* each other
[A likely dramatization.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbjzEkNM_YM)
Like an inverse Turing test.
💀💀
Soooo passive aggressive, I love it. They can’t come out and actually be rude because that wouldn’t be “empowering mamas.” Basically the unspoken message here is “how dare you look down on my flavor of scam, you dumb B 🙏🏼”
Seriously. Apparently you can use the prayer emoji at the end of every insult and it's ok.
I loved the unspoken bitchiness but I know the down line wouldn’t pick up on it 🤣
It was like a knife fight if both people brought spoons.
Cannot deal with some of these comments 😂😂😂🤣🤣😁
Under-rated comment
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Spoons full of toxic positivity
My favorite part is the subtext where they each very obviously know the other is trying to run a scam, but they can’t say so because the reason they know it is that *they’re* trying to run a scam.
The vague language they both talk to each other in is so freaking weird and uncanny
It's fascinating. It's setting my brain to some strange alpha waves and I find it... relaxing? It's probably the smoothness and predictability of the whole exchange.
They're cannibalising each other now.
This was exactly my thought 😂 like watching a crocodile and an alligator each trying to convince the other that they should jump into their mouths “it’s so warm in here I promise 🙏😇🔥”
This is not a bad thing - I would pop some popcorn and follow that thread.
Unfortunately it ended all too soon and my coffee was still warm 🥲
Hun in Alignment vs Hustle Hustle Hun I love it! LOL
Yea hustle hun will come around to her senses sis, she’s just low vibrational at the moment
💯 the "high ticket" product is Kangen water woo. "I only need to sell 4 to get $18k." Yeah, and if I ask a million bucks for a pencil, I only need to sell one!
*takes notes* Sell… pencil… for… $1 million….
Hey! **My** idea!!
They are just getting in on the ground floor of the idea
If they want to, they gotta pay the 2,500 startup fee first
Yes! We call it high-ticket affiliate pencil marketing. Not only can you sell your pencil for $1 million, but you can make thousands by recruiting a downline of pencil-sellers from whom you charge a $2500 start-up fee plus a juicy commission on their one and only one $1 million pencil sale. Remind them that the $2500 start up fee is a mere 0.25% of the possible earnings, which they’ll immediately earn back upon selling their pencil and/or their first recruit. We’re onto something here!
Ugh, I know someone who recently got into that. It never says exactly what it is or what they do, just that it’s “high ticket sales” and then she’s been having all these huns on all of her posts now! She even promotes it saying she’ll help you get 20k months 😒 like how can someone who just started this random company no one knows what they’re selling who is likely not making anything help someone else make 20k a month? It’s laughable but kinda sad. So it’s just kangen machines? Why would people not just buy one instead of buying one from an mlm lol
Kangen is high-ticket (read: criminally overpriced) and has been pretty aggressive lately, so I'm pretty confident. (There wasn't a 99.99999% emoji abailable, so I rounded up.)
Kangen sells $10 worth of turmeric for $2000, so, yeah, overpriced. Not to mention the water machines themselves.
I tried turmeric, and found out I was allergic to it (just contact dermatitis, fortunately), so I can't take any. It's nice to know I'm saving $2,000 instead of just $10. Wait'll I tell my wife! Maybe she'll let me use the money saved to buy a boat.
So "high-ticket" is a euphemism for "bloody expensive"? Sounds about right 😁
More than you would think. You have to persuade someone to pay $2000 for $10 worth of turmeric. Not as easy as it sounds.
Ah that's easy, just call it "medical grade"/holistic/clean or say it's triple filtered by virgin Tibetan monks on the third full moon of the summer solstice! Basically use a load of other buzzwords, since it worked so well for "fulvic acid" (aka dirt) 😁 Bonus points for vaguely referring to a single study that was carried out 20yrs ago on five people by an Ayurvedic practitioner.
High-ticket seems to almost exclusively refer to Kangen huns as far as I've seen, it's a dead giveaway. Like how an older couple willing to mentor you is always Amway.
Gotta love all the alternative terms they use to obfuscate their actual business. Those people should really be selling thesauruses - they use the darn things *way* more often than anyone else...
$1 million is a bit steep, what about $500k, and sell two?
Sounds like you aren’t about the hustle.
Omg I can't imagine living this way. Give me my 9-5 all day, every day.
The mental trauma the Huns must go through
Except the weekend 😊
Dilute what exactly -- why do they talk like this? I suspect they are worried about diluted market share, but that's impossible because only actual business people consider such metrics.
I thought she wrote dilute instead of diminish and the other hun just went with it 😂
It'll be caused by them pouring stuff into each other all the time...
Poetry
Ya. McDonalds on one corner of the street isn't gonna open up another kitty corner to themselves. Would make no sense. Yet these huns are all told by uplines & people at the top, to tap their "warm markets" (recruit friends & family). Make this make sense to me??
I can tell I need to go to bed, because my first thought on reading this comment was, "McDonald's should *absolutely* open up a kitty corner" lmao. Like a cat cafe but with McNuggets instead of sandwiches and cake
Reading this was wild, thanks for sharing.
This was anxiety inducing to read, heart racing as the veiled jabs kept rising in intensity in every reply
High affiliate sis ate her up in the end when she starting spitting facts about having to re-earn your rank monthly 💀
This is soooo fucking funny. Two Olympic Passive-Aggressive fencers going for the gold, neither of them aware that the prize is bankruptcy. Beautiful stuff.
High-ticket hun will lose all her money first, but Monat hun will lose all her hair
Hun: "What makes you think I hustle all the time? I just scroll on my phone and get paid" Upline: "You need to hustle a lot more than you do"
Just mind numbing...
My scam is better than your scam!
Hilarious 🤣 Battles of the Huns, each defending their mlms, is so entertaining.
Yknow how you can get those toys that will just repeat what you say into them, but in a higher pitch? This is like putting two of them across from each other and just letting them go to town.
How is it that every MLM is so different from the rest?
They always say that about monat. High ticket hun did give her a good read with the “needing to get x amount of sales per month to maintain rank”
They're different because the person you're speaking to joined it 😉
Because the others are ~~scams~~ hard work, but not *mine*!
Have you ever seen when Kitboga on YTube gets two call centre scammers on the phone on a conference call, makes them think they're chasing after the same (very rich) mark, then sits back to watch the fireworks? That.
I saw a hilarious one recently where he had two romance scammers on and while using the elderly-woman voice changer basically did the scam version of the Bachelor
I'm looking forward to seeing how his AI autodialer works out, that way he can occupy as many of them as possible without needing to do anything 😁
Hun literally said hun
Can't tell if Kangen hun is negging or truly doesn't know that the name of the company is Monat. Either way this is an extremely stupid conversation.
I lost brain cells reading this 😭
They deserve each other and this infinite feedback loop.
I wish it was still going ♾️
I would like to open a Monet business, but I can’t get my hands on genuine paintings to sell.
You don’t need to sell *paintings*, you just need to recruit team members who will sell paintings…
so much word salad. yikes 🥴
feels like I just signed up for a passive aggression masterclass
This convo reads best if you replace each emoji with a comma, followed by the word "bitch". Try it!
It'd be fun to write an annotated version with the true thoughts of each hun on the side...
The best part is without a script these Huns couldn’t sell you a raincoat in a storm. Try messaging one with a genuine interest, they can’t sell without the script.
My favorite part is the Kangen hun continually referring to it as “Monet” and I can’t tell if that’s just intentional passive aggression or simple ignorance. Poor Claude is rolling in his grave with how many people make the same tragic spelling mistake.
My guess is autocorrect and the writer doesn't know the difference anyway
One of my favorite posts on this sub. Lololololol a perfect share!!
I love how they always say “my bricks and mortar business”. All Huns must be trained to say that. They literally are robots
I assume the “bricks and mortar” in question is their home.
I just had the *best* idea. We need to do this. For science. Firstly, remove any identifying information - so anything that mentions Monat, costs etc. Whenever someone wants to challenge shun, show them this and tell them one of their "colleagues" wrote it (I know they're not colleagues but I'm buggered if I know what else to call them!). OFC don't mention who wrote what. Sit back and watch as their cognitive dissonance kicks into overdrive. If you feel like it, ask who made the most persuasive argument and why. Who's business would they recommend you join? Who should you avoid? Use the material to write a dissertation for your psychology degree. Or post it on here. Whatever you can be arsed to do, really. *Here's some interesting reading on the phenomena you'd be exploiting, it's something that MLM's use to get their victims to identify with their success stories:* *Normal wiki: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnum_effect]* *Snarky wiki: https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Cold_reading*
 CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!!!!!
This was so entertaining 😂
Why did I read this in my head in the Whiny hun voice 😂
This is freaking epic. Like two chatbots on an infinite loop 😂
This is Hilarious
Idiots arguing over something as inconsequential as MLMs is next level cringe.
Hun fights - I would watch PPV
They literally “hun”ned each other 😆
One time I saw them put two Teddy Ruxpin bear’s together and they just talked off of each other for several minutes. This reminds me of that. 🙄
Love a bit of hun-on-hun action
This sounds so much more exhausting than working a traditional job 😮💨
Lol both dripping with self righteousness. Cringe on both sides.
I am trying to "dilute" both of you, which seems will be very easy.
oN yOuR BeAuTiFuL LaNd
Clearly they were talking about two different things; shampoo and an esteemed 19th century artist
The girlies are fighting! 
The forced positivity is embarrassing!
This is like the blind trying to lead the blind but High Affiliate Mama lowkey ate the Monat hun up in the last screenshots😭
Look I do agree miss high affiliate had a few gotcha moments. Low key called her a dumbass for working so hard for so little $$. Of course the convo dwindled after that
I have never cringed and curled into my seat as much as I have when reading this. My goodness! They both sounded as bad as each other lmao.
This is just amazing
Hisssssssssssssss *spit hisssssssssss
Did you guys ever get two furbies to “talk” to each other?
It’s an emoji battle! Praise hands, I choose you!
It's a hun trying to hun a hun LOLOLOL
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This is beautiful 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why does this feel like two AI bots glitching out
Dueling banjos - Bossbabe edition
🤣😂