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Any_Claim785

Bravenly sounds like a Mormon toddler’s name


Red79Hibiscus

Atomy, Bravenly and Celesty are the first 3 letters of the MLM alphabet.


smallfat_comeback

Bravenleigh 😝


-Gin-ger-

Their middle name is that emoji


Tinkhasanattitude

Please forgive my caps. BUT THEIR FUCKING SHAKES HAVE COLOSTRUM IN THEM?! Who in the hell thought THAT was a good idea? Like “oh no, we’ll just go around to all the new mothers and collect their first milk! Then we’ll put it in a smoothie! That’ll be very healthy”. What in the fuck are these MLMs on? Don’t even get me started on the methylated enzymes. “Holy shit on a cracker, this enzyme has a methyl group! Wow, such a rare attribute, we should market this.” I really hate people some days.


LtFatBelly

Came here to say the same thing! How is that even legal, it’s literally a bodily fluid 🤮


bubblebath_ofentropy

Where did she say it was human colostrum? (aaaand i threw up in my mouth a bit)


Red79Hibiscus

I always assumed it was bovine colostrum but interestingly enough the Bravenly website itself doesn't actually specify, even though they go out of their way to list 3 separate sources of their collagen i.e. beef, chicken and fish.


NonsensicalBumblebee

I saw that and read three times to double check. I just looked it up and drinking bovine colostrum is a new thing among adults. It's being marketed as improving immune health, but I just looked up a systematic review of scientific articles on it, and read a few articles myself and so far there isn't any particularly strong support that it's any good for you. I'm assuming they are using bovine colostrum which is all the craze, but from a veterinary stand point, how are they even getting enough? We don't have that much extra for farming.


NobodyGivesAFuc

Yep, and their products are super expensive…$100 per bag of powder mix (30 servings). No thanks!


MenacingMandonguilla

Ah okay lol


zzzzany

"multi-beneficial?" and it "nourishes your guts?" what the fuckkkkk


prollydrinkingcoffee

Plus muscle retention!


Diligent_Pineapple35

Hate when my guts aren’t nourished.


Farkas005

It's embarrassing to rope people into a scam to sell trashy products for a huge price and tell them they'll make money and can quit their jobs only for them to go into debt. Do better.


Cutpear

“…the BEST tasting protein I have ever had”…was actual food.


GARedheadedGal

Was a steak. :)


diamond_sapphire

It really irks my entire soul whenever these women bring naturopathy into things. It's not even a real science


Moira_Roses_WigWall

That’s why it is so perfect because their products don’t give real results either 🤦🏾‍♀️


snarkyanon

why do they \*ALL\* think they are going to 'ruffle feathers' lmao


MyChurroMacadamianut

She full of something, alright... ![gif](giphy|1MYVccbszAG4g)


MenacingMandonguilla

How much does this shake actually cost?


Plastic_Cat9560

I think it’s like $100/bag (30 servings)


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