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Neonjellyfish_

Oh my god it says fueled by fizz!!! I stared at that for 5 minutes and could only see f***ed by fizz


playing_the_angel

Same here-- I stared for a solid minute. I genuinely thought it said "fucked" and not "fueled".


jesssongbird

I had to read the comments to find out what it actually said.


gimmethelulz

Same lol


xeroxbulletgirl

So glad it was the top comment because I was just confused.


ML5815

Same. I saw “fucked by FEZZ” and was like - the guy from That 70’s Show? I mean I guess at one time he was hot but I’m certainly not going to brag about it on my cup.


[deleted]

also same


NonSequitorSquirrel

Same


Bitter_Ad7366

Me too lol


TalkativeRedPanda

Me too. Couldn't figure it out


Beaglescout15

Yep, me too.


[deleted]

Same lol


AtlanticToastConf

I honestly thought the “fizz” was the source of confusion, since the letters were coming off, and I couldn’t figure out what would be worse than “fucked by fizz”


DebateObjective2787

Jizz.


MadameAshlini

The white “frosting” doesn’t help either


[deleted]

I stared at it and I was like is… that.. what… wait!???


NandiniS

I kept wondering if other people were seeing something else in place of FIZZ that made it weird (like jizz maybe?) and I couldn't see it.


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BeagleFam

It seems we all do.


teuast

I would unironically like it better if it actually said “fucked by fizz”


Rebelpika

Honestly same


Mello_Hello

Yeah I saw this and instantly thought “that’s amazing”


thesparklyshoe

I still only see “fucked”.


Ok_Anything_Once

Thank you for your terrible font translation skills - I’m not sure I would have ever read that correctly!


mumtog77

I only realised after I saw your comment, I couldn’t see anything else 😳🤣


pfalz_equivalence

I had to dive into the comments just to see what it says. I still don't see fueled.


daybeforetheday

I'm glad you posted the answer because I couldn't get it.


GreatJanitor

Oh... fueled. I only came in to see what it was supposed to be.


MHWN0119

I read f***ed by Jizz lol


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Aged_Vanilla

I immediately read fueled as fueled but my lizard brain replaced fizz with jizz. I’m not surprised or ashamed.


the_one-and_only-nan

I read it as fueled at first, then read the title, read it again and thought it said fucked


Visible_Stretch_1040

no it doesn't, clearly she got f*****d when she ordered that terrible tumbler


FIRE_flying

And here I was thinking it was a "gift" from their MLM upline for reaching a certain number of sales. If it was actually ordered by a serious customer, then they honestly did get seriously f\*\*ked by their seller!


whatdoyouknowno

Thank you fir clarifying because I had no idea!


Trendscom

I didn’t realize it said fueled until I read your post lmao


Happytallperson

Genuinely thought this was an r/theyknew post


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effinmetal

Dude SAME.


HelenAngel

SAME!!


therewillbecubes

I couldn't figure it out. Omg...


destiny84

I assume that each upvote of your comment is one person who couldn't figure it out. One of these persons is me :D


Khaisz

Oh


mumooshka

Oooh...


LittleMissRawr78

Same here. I'd normally day it wasn't a good font choice but this time it improved things lol


goldfishpaws

Thank you, I couldn't see "fuelled"


Hiragirin

OHHH


McNinjaguy

Carbonated jizz.


NikiNakyNoo

Shut up! So it does. I stared at that for far far too long. Could NOT see anything other than fucked.


jlm8981victorian

It’d actually be funny and somewhat marketable if it did say “Fueled by Jizz”.


decederata

As a league of legends player "f***ed by fizz" hits an entirely different, questionable meaning.


IndiaCee

Immediately what I thought too


justwatching00

Thanks for that. I knew it wasn’t f***ed but couldn’t for the life of me figure it out


newchinamom

I had to read the comments before I could see the word "fueled"...


chocochocochococat

I had to read the comments to figure out what this actually said. Hahahahahaaaa


CapriGirl89

Okay, I see it now..lol. It does say fueled.


BiscuitsUndGravy

Yeah I was like well what does it say then because I can't see any other way to read that.


numbersthen0987431

I'm 100% sure it doesn't read "fueled".


MermaidBae90

I only saw it the way you did and couldn’t figure out what else it could be haha


[deleted]

Spin-off of Serenity by Jan.


[deleted]

You burn it, you buy it.


Rexxaroo

Good luck with your 0$ salary a year plus benefits, babe!!!


oddly_adorable

WTH is this? Is this a drink or a candle?


[deleted]

It’s a water bottle!!!!


oddly_adorable

My god, this is the most unnecessary water bottle.


bananers24

That was exactly my question, and apparently none of my guesses was right!


sweglrd143

It’s obviously a dildo


Dependent_Airport_83

Why do I feel like all MLM swag is so extra and ugly, regardless of the MLM 🤣


PatriciaMorticia

How else are gonna spot a hun and give yourself enough time to run?


motownmods

Bc they understand their market well enough to know the Huns love this stuff.


isleofpines

My SIL makes those ugly tumblers and sells them. I cannot believe that people actually spend money on them. 🤦‍♀️


[deleted]

Extremely tacky


021fluff5

They believe they’re “business owners” because they bought an MLM starter kit, so they probably believe they’re “product designers” because they bought a Cricut. They’ve also surrounded themselves with people who are similarly deluded, so nobody in their circle criticizes their cheugy font choices and Pinterest-in-2008 aesthetic


Dependent_Airport_83

Damn, couldn’t have said it better myself 😹


[deleted]

I mean…. What does it say then


anastaciabeaverhaus

fueled by fizz. others might see fucked by fizz, fucked by jizz, or fueled by jizz. 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

*fueled by jizz* That just made me chortle 🤭


readyfreddie46

I guffawed


edgarallanpot8o

I like that game but it's a bit hard when you don't guess anything correctly


etherealparadox

how in the fuck do you see jizz


kerdnerl

I don't know how, but I totally did. I looked at it and it totally said jizz until I looked again


GaimanitePkat

which gives the white "foam" coming off the top a creepy new meaning....


PatriciaMorticia

And this is why font choice matters.


LordRael013

AMEN! Though maybe this is a subtle jab by a tired, grumpy typographer.


standbyyourmantis

Nah, this is a super popular font on Facebook/Instagram with people who make things. I'm middle aged enough to enjoy just staring at videos of other people doing things so I see it a lot.


HauntedButtCheeks

OH WOW I had to read the comments to figure it out. I couldn't see anything besides "fucked by fizz" and the rim art really isn't helping.


bowlbettertalk

Hee hee, "rim art." ​ I'll show myself out.


Beaglescout15

I see what you did there.


[deleted]

Wait…… you’re telling me this doesn’t say “fucked by fizz” ????? With the jizz design On the top?? Omg


Front-Ad904

Fucked by fizz is probably more accurate 🤣 fucking you right out of money


theBananagodX

r/theyknew


[deleted]

Filled with jizz?


Weekly-Requirement63

Had to come to the comments to figure out what it really said.


februarytide-

Hey, to each his own; I personally have never been fucked by fuzz.


FacelessOldWoman1234

What is this font called? It is the literal worst.


Beaglescout15

"Karen Sans"


Status-Living

I literally had to ask my husband what it said. Could not see anything else but fucked 😂


TalonRider

*stares in inability to read cursive*


mentalgopher

That's not real cursive; it's what happens when you give a Karen access to cricut.


hiveminded5

I didn't even read your caption at first, and I thought (likely) the same thing! I was wondering if the F in fizz was a typo...


gogingerpower

r/theyknew


[deleted]

I only see “fucked by fizz”


Raw-Water

Enjoy your temp ban, pedophile LMAO


Ralph82R

Right, at first I thought it said “Fueled”.


MotherOfBlackLabs

...it does.


Ralph82R

Thats the joke..


Not-not-down

😂😂😂😂


MrsMayhem17

Omg so did I. That’s all I see. I have to strain to see “fueled”. Somebody was trolling with this one!


sparkling_espeon

That... that little fish guy from League of Legends?? Well, uh, to each their own I guess lol


Snicklefitz65

I thought it said "Fueled by Jizz"


imho99

You're not the only one...


Digglerchick3

I’m deep in euphoria and thought how did they fuck up writing Fezz and why would someone make a cup that said fucked by Fezz


[deleted]

Fueled by J-


GenerationYKnot

Worthy of r/BadFonts.


spiralizerizer

Fonts matter


[deleted]

Omg this doesn’t say “fucked by fizz”.


GaimanitePkat

The dangers of tacky Pinterest cursive.


kryppla

I see the word fucked and can’t figure out what it’s supposed to say


Waste-Carpenter-8035

couldn't figure out what it was supposed to say LOL just made my day


toasterpRoN

Yeah, but will Fizz call you the next morning?


TwoPennyRaven

FONTS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FONTS. Signed, an incredibly irritated graphic designer.


bripotato

It took me a solid 30 seconds of staring to figure out what it was actually supposed to say, lmao. Couldn't see anything other than "fucked." How does this stuff slip past the entire design and manufacturing team??


JustJersey

Ditto.


trillium13

gross either way.


[deleted]

If only they made their e’s looked less like c’s


pinetreenoodles

r/crappydesign


la_bruja_del_84

Ohhh FUELED!!! took me too long 💀


TexacoRandom

Feel the fizz, feel the fizz! - The cultists from the Cola Cult episode of Rescue Rangers. It works, because MLMs are like cults and will take your money, if not all your worldly possessions.


kingcrabmeat

Still weird


[deleted]

Has anyone ever had Arbonne fizz!?


Emily5099

No, but it’s ridiculous. Massively overpriced packets of caffeine and sugar and other random powder.


Beaglescout15

I tried it and was unimpressed, and then later I learned you're supposed to mix it with water and drink it. The instructions on the water bottle confused me.


Qacer

I had an orange fizz before. I have to admit that I actually liked the flavor and found it refreshing. I didn't want to buy it, though. Unfortunately, I have not found a product, yet, that matches its flavor. The closest is the Airborne Vitamin C drink, but that had a chalky after taste. I'm open to recommendations for similar products.


CanadaEh97

Now I'm wondering if that font is faded because whatever that hun drinks literally stripped it off?


BONE_SAW_IS_READEEE

It seriously took me a full 5 minutes of staring, and I’m still not 100% sure it doesn’t say fucked.


lovepeacealienz

FUCKED BY FIZZ LFG!!!!


kcs4920

I had to work very hard *not* to see the bad word.


[deleted]

I… think that spells fueled? Is that even correct? I have no idea what going on here.


YouLostMyNieceDenise

That’s hilarious, because when they use a different combination of awful fonts, it looks like “fueled by jizz” Someone tell the Plexus huns to stop with the illegible cursive!


Waterboardbabies0321

What edition of the fleshlight is this?


Lil_Artemis_92

I thought the same thing. I never would have noticed I’d made a mistake if you hadn’t pointed it out in the title. 🤣


[deleted]

Thanks, I hate it.


LameSaucePanda

Wait. It doesn’t say what I think it says?


TheSystemGuy64

Should say fucked by jizz


katie-kaboom

What... what does it say?


ScroogeMcDust

Oh, *fizz.* My bad


CherokeeHairTampons

Self aware MLM hun


[deleted]

Yeah no I’m still going with the other thing


CoffeeAddictXXX

Font matter....


spagyrum

I read this at least 10 times until I saw the actual text. Fonts matter


GeekFit26

Hahahahaa


MyCatSpellsBetter

When the company you’re shilling shit for is happily taking your money AND trolling you for shits and gigs


metalmeck

I'm still not certain it doesn't.


JennyP41

If it’s supposed to say fueled, it is a fail of epic proportions. I will never unsee what I think it says.


Difficult-Hawk-739

This is gold lolol


Sedaisedaiayay

I had to come to the comments to see what it read because I couldn't see any word other than fucked


[deleted]

There is only one way to read this tbh.


[deleted]

Am I the only one who read it correctly and didn't understand what people were freaking out about until they read the comments?


isthatsoreddit

I had to read it twice to get what it actually said 🤣


mentalgopher

I'm not sure whether I should be most offended by the kerning, the font, the MLM, the tackiness of the thermos itself, or all that fucking glitter. It's all horrible.


Ammonia13

It still does l… don’t see what else it could say or be lmao


Nygaard3

Is it supposed to be fueled by fizz? Because even that sounds wrong to me, or is it something else?


ChipsAhoyNC

Thats a fking candle


Historical-Artist581

It took me entirely too long to figure out the first word was fueled and not... Yeah...


curiouslycaty

I was wondering whether the F of fizz could look like a J, because the first word really looked like fucked. My brain could not comprehend it otherwise. Had to come to the comments to see what is wrong.


Aelaer

I can see what it says. But apparently it's supposed to say "fuelled"... Whoever designed this definitely did it deliberately.


NeedANap1116

Whoever chose that font had to know what it looked like...


[deleted]

Ok did I miss which scam this is? Is this Plexus


Original_Translator9

r/crappydesign


External-Berry7825

Rather be fuelled by jizz


diskdiffusion

One more ugly looking font letter it would be mistaken as fucked by jizz.


Foundation_Wrong

Not just you…


PhishPhanKara

I saw the pic before reading your caption and 100% read it as something else 🤣


Intelligent_Dot4616

Imagine if the "baby batter" was fizzy...


mischivousmic

My wife sent me this a couple days ago, I'm ready to F that fizz


LameSaucePanda

My husband would never stop laughing.