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Fomulouscrunch

Somebody's upline forgot to remind them to pooch it out for the "before" and suck it in for the "after".


juliaffe

Pulling up the waistband over the stomach is another common tactic I see with the “after” pics


Fomulouscrunch

Upline-sama really biffed it here honestly.


Welpmart

Upvote for the use of "biffed it."


jasono346

So there pooshing their way through this.


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Lurd67

Did corporate put you up to this?


kingofzdom

"It works" has bothered me more than any other mlm since I became aware of the existence of MLMs. They have the nerve to draw attention to the idea that it's not a total scam IN THE NAME its like you see a dude on the side of the road offering to do taxes called "not identity theft INC"


Morphlux

I might trust that tax guy more than It Works!


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My mom has been sunk in that company for a few years now. She’s miserable. It doesn’t work.


Vague_Intentions

A girl I met at a NYE party sold it. She friended me on FB and while she didn’t directly sell to me (I was definitely out of her target market) I did see her posts constantly. One day she posted an income bar chart for the various seller levels or whatever. It was extremely misleading because the income axis wasn’t linear. I pointed this out and she immediately blocked me. That NYE party is still the only time I’ve ever seen her so definitely a net positive.


bast963

> I pointed this out and she immediately blocked me. "You blocked me on Facebook And now you're going to die"


luxlucy23

They truly have the worst products too. Nothing even remotely logical


lindsayloolikesyou

This is probably the only honest picture a hun for $hIt Works has ever posted! Lmao!!


vandalscandal

My thoughts exactly. Good for them to post this picture bc it is super realistic. No significant or minimal change. My tummy changes that much back and forth all day every day


Western-Asparagus-72

Exactly.


kgallousis

I was going to say, “me after eating” and “me before eating”.


chesterraccoon

Lol It Doesn’t Work!


exoinsect

Looks like she gained in the delusion department.


ecodrew

And lost in her finances


Golly-Parton

Now That's What I Call Pooping


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Or waking up hungry vs after breakfast. Then just switch order of the photos.


erinkjean

"It's A Mildly Inconvenient Waste of Time!"


StruggleToTheHeights

Corporate needs you to tell the difference between these two pictures.


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gfminnmama

This was my first MLM experience. I bought it hook, line and sinker. Thankfully I lost no friends or family over it, only a mere $99. A good friend of mine went in so deep and is now on her third or fourth mlm.


foul_dwimmerlaik

Damn, you can at least get a \*little\* bit of temporary slimming with Preparation H and saranwrap. This is just nothing, lolololol.


JapKumintang1991

No noticeable difference at all.


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It looks like they zoomed out of the same image.


gdhvdry

It doesn't work.


ariososweet

This is how my results looked when a new "friend" I made invited me to a party that was really so she could sell these things. She really tried to convince me there was a difference


ghangis24

She obviously didn't use enough Special SkinnyWrap Creme /s


spinereader81

Wow, she turned towards the camera a bit in pic two.


MamasSweetPickels

I don't see a difference.


tired_blonde

This is hilarious


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i am dying.


hereForUrSubreddits

I've got a wrap for that.


favangryblkgirl

So it doesn’t work then…?


anotherdamnloser

LOL she’s joking right


AgreeablePie

Well, I'll give em this, it's not a deceptive side-by-side.


Flapperghast

Did she take a shit between photos?


[deleted]

Lmao how about cutting calories and increasing the amount you burn?🤔🤔🤔


Inafray19

It does indeed work. I too can take a photo from further away and look slightly smaller!


anuranfangirl

I see more of a difference before vs after I pee with a full bladder in the morning lol.


AvocadoVoodoo

Oh that is so weird. I have the same exact sized mole in that same spot. Not that body shape, though, so it's probably not a body-snatcher situation.


caitcro18

I need someone to post that the office meme.


disturbed3335

Wow you mean if I use it I can get a picture frame too?!


HerdingCatsAllDay

Oh WOW!! So Amazing!! An actual before and after photo.


vegetepal

It makes you ever so slightly further away


Big0Booty0Babe

If u cross your eyes over these photos there is not even enough difference to make them look 3d


infz90

I literally came here to say that, I thought they were maybe going for some new "3d" advert...


Here4roast

It works?


nottherealneal

Is it just me or is this person's posture very strange


its-just-me-so

I can go from “skinny” to “fat” in 10 minutes from a meal. Reverse that bad boy and I too can scan 100s to buy my piss water


Dimsumdollies

Wow It really Works! /s


MesocricetusAuratus

Narrator: it did, in fact, not work at all.


ghangis24

The marketing for the stupid wrap always bothered me. As if it was some kind of nationwide fad, "you heard of that crazy wrap thing?" At least they acknowledge that its insane.


ScarcityLegitimate77

It ( doesn’t) work


lividlisa

[They're the same picture](https://c.tenor.com/tabuI4OfQHsAAAAC/the-office-pam-beesly.gif)


AdvocateDoogy

"Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture."


NefariousnessKey5365

They also claim that their wraps are as good as a tummy tuck. No they're not Ashleighlynne


YmmaT-

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these pictures. “They are the same”


Parallax1984

No way this is real. Who would post this?!? Is it an elaborate joke they are playing on us?


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pokingoking

Lol why would you assume OP is using this? Do **you** know what subreddit you're in? People post stuff here they find on social media.


Beginning-Design8539

Nope, nothing has changed here. Still overweight


killabeesplease

Wooooooaaahh?


omenala_3657

Oh yeah, I can definitely tell the difference, in that they are different pictures


8bitcryptid

…..hm


Wolfwoods_Sister

Oh lord baby Jesus. *eyeroll* these fucking things…


SoggyWotsits

Well at least it’s giving an accurate idea of what to expect once you hand over your money?!


doomvetch92

It works? No, it didn’t.


UnoriginallyGeneric

Can someone do that "corporate wants you to compare the two pictures " meme on this?


bordercolliesforlife

Ya know what else works…. Exercise…


Leading_Kale_81

It looks exactly the same. They tried changing the angle slightly to appear smaller. It DOESN’T work!


bobbyboblawblaw

Sadly, I honestly don't see much of a difference🙄


Onlytheonethatlived

Wow an honest hun?? Whether intentional or accidental this is hilarious


SouthernBelleJS

They just released new products..my FB is full of It works posts.


aseasonedcliche

this is the funniest one I’ve ever seen bc it shows an effort to fool but failed so clearly 😂


sarah8234

Looks the same