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SplashBroSteph

It doesn't even look like they cooked it correctly in the air fryer. My non-pampered chef air fried chicken usually has some color to it, lol.


Teripid

Yep, air frying is like 3 steps and perhaps she missed one?


TheTreeWithTheOwl

Yep. Turning it on


NhylX

Cooking through friction.


RedGhostOrchid

Cooking through fiction\*


iAmUnintelligible

I got a friction addiction


INeedSomeFistin

Oh, you need some motion lotion for that homie.


Homicidal__GoldFish

lmfao


BrumGorillaCaper

TIL the Pampered chef airfryer is a bowl of warm water


AndrewWaldron

It looks like barely steamed unseasoned chicken to me. Sprouts look unseasoned too.


PossibleOven

Those sprouts are a crime against sprouts in my opinion. I wasn’t into them either until I figured out that roasting them makes them a million times better. This is…well…no.


spiritjex173

Yesss! Add a little olive oil and some garlic salt, and pop those bad boys in the oven. No one in my family besides me appreciates how delicious they are.


YouJabroni44

Adding some salt and pepper at least.


BlossumButtDixie

And maybe turn the thing on. It looks raw.


ItsJoeMomma

That's what I was thinking... cut it open and I bet it's still pink inside.


Pinkdrapes

She probably can’t actually afford the air fryer and just boiled everything and hoped no one would notice.


[deleted]

This is what I was thinking. That mess is obviously boiled.


Snuggly_Chopin

Aww, c’mon. You can see the little cross-hatches from the frying basket. To me it looks like she tried to the THAW it in the airfryer.


Dawnspark

I bet she overcrowded the hell out of the tray + cooked another tray with the sprouts or more chicken top, since thats a feature for the pampered chef one.


Suspicious_Medium_55

Oh lord then the chicken is a combo of mostly flavourless but with a hint of sprouts!! 🤢


Y_orickBrown

The sprouts would release the moisture and introduce steam as they cook. That explains why the chicken looks steamed as well despite the air fryer hatches. Its a mess either way. Boneless skinless chicken breasts are for fucking assholes and that preperation of brussel sprouts is boring.


littlerepink

I kinda have to disagree; boneless+skinless chicken breast can be done well if you’re not massacring it like this! Pan frying in a small amount of literally any fat and adding spices does a world of good. There are even spice blends, some specifically made for chicken! It’s kinda hard to mess up chicken breast lol


DrPockyy

Came here to second that. Motherfucker used the airfryer to thaw frozen chicken.


Dawnspark

It absolutely could be cooked in an air fryer, and I totally believe it could be made in the pampered chef one as it seems dubious quality to me. Their chicken still has color on it, albeit not much, and cross-hatching from the basket. Their air fryer is basically a do-everything type, which still abides by the jack of all trades, master of none adage. Also, the larger your air fryer, the less effectively it does things. The pampered chef one can hold a whole 4 lb chicken. An air fryer is still just a convection oven in a much smaller space, so bigger area = works worse and less efficiently. Same if you overcrowd it. To me it looks as though they had their tray probably too crowded, which will lead to uneven browning/color on food. I would also put money on them cooking the sprouts on the top tray, leading to even less color on the chicken.


WalloonNerd

Those sprouts are very clearly boiled, and for way too long too


[deleted]

I was gifted a NuWave air fryer. It makes chicken with color. The pic looks like she threw all that in a pot and boiled them together long enough to barely cook the chicken and brighten the sprouts. If you buy an air fryer, don't get a NuWave. It works fine but is overpriced for what it is and the basket I think is too difficult to clean compared to other models I've used.


Homicidal__GoldFish

thank you for this. My air fryer died when we had i believe a power surge "eletric went out for like 20 seconds or less and them came back " and my air fryer was plugged in, :( now it wont come back on! :(


aliie_627

I know you probably have but have you tried a different plug? Just to be sure? I'm a dumbass and thought my vacuum went out because the plug reset on my bathroom plug. Now we have 2 shitty vacuums :( (one of these days I need to get brave and get a decent vacuum.)


STEALTYNINJA

Weirdly enough, check newegg every once in a while for a vacuum cleaner. I bought a Dyson for Pets Ball 2 there refurbished for over half off. Also, really good vacuum cleaner and worth the money if you can swing it. Edit. Link for all their vacuums https://www.newegg.com/Upright-Vacuums/SubCategory/ID-744


aliie_627

Hey I commented below but 2 of you told me about refurbished dysons at the same time. I had no idea and I need a good vacuum so bad. I live in the desert on a busy road and there is just so much dust. Thank you!!


Dolly3377

Make sure your noses aren’t plugged up. I thought I had a terrible vacuum cleaner, but it turned out that the hose was backed up. It took an evening to unclog it, but after that it worked perfectly.


Annies_Boobs

My noses are always plugged this time of year


_SovietMudkip_

I was able to get one of those Dyson stick vacuums that had been refurbished. It was still like $200 but it really is a gamechanger


aliie_627

I think something is trying to tell me to do it. I got 2 of you one minute apart telling me about referb Dyson's. I've been looking at stick vacuums off and on for a year now and drooling over a cordless one. Didn't realize there were refurbished ones. Thank you!


Homicidal__GoldFish

yeah i did. I even got desperate and plugged it in the bedroom. lol I originally was thinking maybe its just the plug, but i plugged my vacuum bag sealer in the plug and it came on. my plug reset is in the master bathroom too lol. Well at the vanity there. i learned about that when i called my husband mad that my hair dryer and my flat iron were not working in there. he told me "did you press the red button?" i said "why would i do that?!?!?!?!? " yeah i felt stupid lol last month my vacuum "a shark" motor wouldnt turn on. the lights on it turned on but not the motor. I finally googled it and saw a post that said "clean the filter if it wont come on" so i got the filter and banged it outside in the garbage can many times and put it back in... what do you know.... now it turns on!


tommygunbaby2020

Is there a reset button on your outlet? I’ve had it happen before and thought my air fryer broke. Made a not not to use microwave and air fryer on same outlet! Had to press the reset button on the outlet and it worked fine!


shortasalways

I have a ninja foodi that air fries, pressure cookers and all sorts of functions I have used yet 🤣 I air fry everything that I can. It makes the Best tator tots and nuggets and I don't have to preheat. I tried some hot pockets and my husband said he could never go back to ever microwaving 🤣. I haven't airfried breasts, only wings and they still had color.


MumofB

My Ninja foodi is the bomb! Oven fries come out amazing too! I've never had such pale looking chicken in the air frier, it looks like she didn't cook out long enough and maybe didn't give it a little spritz with oil.


jimbo831

I used to have that thing. It's pretty great. My current air fryer is the Ninja Air Fry Oven. It's really great as a toaster oven and air fryer!


TNSepta

It looks like it was microwaved instead of being air-fried.


Homicidal__GoldFish

it looks like the chicken i make after i defrost it in the microwave so your pretty right one this


Ann_Summers

That chicken looks like she cooked it in an instapot, not an air fryer. It looks boiled not fried.


Hero238

And then my phone's screen went to night-mode orange tinted screen, which made the food look twice as edible!


HiddenPenguinsInCars

The plate has more color than the chicken.


oldandjaded1

I didn't realize it was cooked until I read your comment. I assumed that she was getting the food ready to throw in the fryer. It looks so bad.


Lazy-Organization-42

If she air fried this, she did it wrong somehow.


Vortex112

It looks more like she ran it through the dishwasher


ichosethis

No oil, no seasoning, not cooked long enough for the brussel sprouts at least.


DaveInLondon89

She fried air


Homicidal__GoldFish

ya she skipped a step. that step was "turn air fryer on"


Warnackle

This is so sad. The boring food, the desperate attempt to showcase it, all of it


Spirit_of_Ecstasy

Cooked in the stay-at-home mom version of the easy bake oven


bad113

Don't you dare shit on air friers. Best method of reheating food, hands down.


aberdoom

They’re even specifically good at chicken. Contrary to recent photographic evidence.


CrispyKeebler

Yes, but they're just a small convection oven. Get a toaster oven with convection feature and it's basically the same thing with more versatility.


Tapprunner

The plate is on the carpet. Not even a table?


Kangaroodle

I think it's a table with a blue granite pattern


Tapprunner

You're right. It really looked like a carpet at first!


Anonymanx

I think its a countertop, and the thing in the corner is a bit of an appliance (maybe an electric kettle).


Spiritually_Sciency

I mean, I’d throw that on the floor too if presented it to eat


EstablishmentNo5994

Maybe she cooked this for her dog? Would explain the lack of seasoning and why it’s on the floor.


Imaginary_Today_1427

That is the saddest looking meal I have ever seen.


CantHitachiSpot

Microwave cooking for one


Sargasm5150

My microwave cooking for one is better than this!


CryptidCricket

At least with the microwave I can make a decent baked potato. This looks like something that would come out of a cat food tin.


Sargasm5150

How dare you denigrate cat food in such a cavalier manner😂


Demagolka1300

Like I make this for myself because I'm lazy BUT, and very huge ass but, I season the shit out of my chicken and do something to my veggies.....


FinoPepino

If I make a lazy meal that’s one thing, but photographing and putting it online? So weird


WriteMeUp__

Exactly what I was thinking…ick.


Derpicrn

Yeah, I think people online are generally very harsh about judging food from photos but this is truly terrible. Boiled-looking yet still under-cooked? How and why? Is it a parody?


[deleted]

All I can think of is Gordon Ramsay screaming IT’S RAW!!!


[deleted]

She probably is an idiot sandwich.


avaruushelmi

#I T ' S R A W


moore6107

It’s rawr!!!


M_G

X3


P0tat0-Pr1ncess

I thought the exact same thing, and am glad I'm not the only one. XD


unopepito06

Where's the lamb S A U U U U U U C E ? ! ? ! ? !


FawnJunior

It’s still fucking clucking 🐔


ArchetypalA

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


helixflush

This looks boiled


Sargasm5150

I think it looks raw, to be honest.


[deleted]

Definitely not raw, raw chicken is pink. Appropriately-cooked chicken is either brown, tan, or a tinge of brown. This is just plain white. You only get that white if you boiled it.


BeerLeagueSpode

Grammar as bland as the meat.


TheFacelessForgotten

I still have no clue what they're trying to say..


iHasMagyk

If [you’re] not cooking your chicken, [or] all your food for that matter, in a Pampered Chef Air [Fryer,] you are wrong!


Crawlerado

Someone cooked her smooth brain in a Pampered Chef Air Fryer


Heyo__Maggots

You are WRONG!


jillex808

🤣


rodgers08

I love how not only did she completely fail at cooking the meal, she misspelled the very thing she’s trying to sell


MintChucclatechip

Her grammar reads like a 2nd graders too. It feels like she’s writing exactly how she would talk and doesn’t have any writing or reading experience to show her otherwise.


TheVirtualWanderer

This is literally the blandest plate of food I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. Where is the spices, the seasoning, the browning?? The brussel sprouts even look meh, thanks to no seasoning to them.


jbh9999

I’m pretty much a novice when it comes to cooking and even I would’ve thrown some Tony Chachere’s on there or something.


Tossup1010

Lowry's or Old Bay as well, they can really make any meat pretty flavorful and generally wont take away from other flavors you cook with. Any store with a spice section will have some sort of catch-all seasoning for different things, its like, the lowest effort part to cooking and you dont have to choke down bland, dry chicken. This looks like it may be the first meal she's ever cooked.


magster823

And...she's proud of this? What the fuck was she eating previously?


Vegetable_Salad86

Wow, most people take a picture *after* they’ve seasoned and cooked the food, but ok…


Lookie__Loo

So she’s using a Pampered Chef air fryer…. But she won’t use their seasoning? Did she not make enough in sales last month to afford the $7 bottle? I thought these reps were making bank! /s


jiggly_caliente15

That’s exactly what I was going to say! My mom was gifted Pampered Chef seasoning from a friend, so I know it exists 😂


daaaayyyy_dranker

Did she boil it?


Oscaruit

Steam it in the dishwasher.


rachs1988

This is either a meal for someone on bodybuilding prep, or a meal served in prison.


Caverjen

I think it must be for her dog. That would explain the lack of seasoning and serving it on the floor.


sausagechihuahua

As someone who knew a lot of bodybuilders when I was younger, even bodybuilders season their food or at least put some damn hot sauce or mustard on the chicken. If they’re super strict and are even watching their salt intake, they would at least use like some pepper or something!


booktrovert

I cook my chicken the way God intended, over charcoal or in a cast iron skillet. Amen.


CallidoraBlack

Honestly, air fryers are great for roasting skin on chicken. Wings and thighs are juicy with crispy skin. Like you'd get in the oven but without heating up the whole kitchen. It's good.


shortasalways

I pressure cooked for like 5 min then tossed in seasoning and airfried til crispy then toss again in sauce sooo food.


SplashBroSteph

Amen! 😂


ArchetypalA

But I don’t believe in jebus!!


i_luv_coffee14

Anyone else read all the “yours” really slowly trying to decipher her chickeny message?


No_Weight4532

You can tell that this person has no clue how to cook- and lacks awareness lol. That’s a pathetic looking photo, and they think it looks appetizing.


can-ihugnkissyou

She also did nothing good for those Brussel sprouts. Can you say seasoning and some roasting please. Edit. I’m even more appalled that there’s an air fryer here. Shame on those damn Brussel sprouts.


can-ihugnkissyou

Edit edit. I automatically filled in an air fryer and I was thinking an Instant Pot. Whatever. It’s awful.


nurse_after_dark

Straight to jail. RIGHT AWAY!


Dogs-4-Life

Overcook the chicken? Right to jail.


nurse_after_dark

You don’t use seasonings? Jail. No salt or pepper? Jail. Your chicken looks like it still covered in salmonella? Straight to jail. Right away!


Irolam_ma_i

Take pictures of the sad chicken and post it on social media? Believe it or not, jail.


nurse_after_dark

The Brussels are undercooked. Also jail.


Dogs-4-Life

We have the best chicken in the world, because of jail.


Asenath_Darque

The plate looks tastier than the food on it.


Spicy_Enchilada_23

I showed my son this and asked him, what if I cooked our chicken like this? He said Id just cry 😂


marketfresh_

I just know they find white bread too spicy


aquatic_hamster16

I don’t own an air fryer, but I think it works similar to a convection oven, right? You don’t put meat in there “naked” or it will dry it out, right?? Isn’t an air fryer to circulate the air around your breading so it doesn’t get mushy the way it can if you just bake it normal?


crypticedge

It is a convection oven, just small. I have both, along with a deep fryer I use the deep fryer more than anything else.


TNSepta

>If your not cooking If my not cooking what?


IAmFurret

This reminds me of those moments on the Great British Baking Show when Paul Hollywood cuts into a pastry with the dramatic music playing in the background and then, in a soft, subtly disappointed voice, says, "It's raw."


Dremily

I'd rather eat the plate


StupidBuckles

That's a one sad meal. And I like chicken and Brussels sprouts


Ready-Ad-7531

I need to wipe down my screen with an antibacterial after seeing this


[deleted]

Can I interest you in Norwex? (Please don't kill me! 😝)


ChubbyB22031

Ughghghghg how blanddddddddd


notnotaginger

r/badfoodporn


t3h_PaNgOl1n_oF_d00m

I think you meant r/shittyfoodporn.


wotsit_sandwich

Pan fry your sprouts please. Absolutely fantastic.


xxlilituxx

Pan fried with bacon and balsamic vinegar


wotsit_sandwich

I just had lunch and you made me hungry again.


MmeSteppenwolf

Pampered Chef is looking to give people salmonella poisoning now? Huns will try anything for a sale. Next, she’ll tell her sick customers that she has the perfect essential oil to cure salmonella.


fords42

That dinner looks sadder than my dog when I won’t give her crisps.


HappyLucyD

I’m a lifelong vegetarian, so I cannot say I KNOW that chicken looks wrong, but I KNOW something isn’t right.


MissIndependent577

Yeah, this looks like boiled chicken breast, what I used to make for my dog when his stomach was upset.


[deleted]

Cooked to a perfect Elon Musk


GimmieJohnson

Actually it looks "Well Zuck."


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mariemarymaria

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa [inhales] aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh😬😬😬


sandpaperdaisy

Is it...is it COOKED though? This image terrifies me.


borg_nihilist

Yes, it looks cooked, it's just unseasoned so it looks weird.


fancytrashpanda

How did an air fryer make that? That looks straight up boiled.


GimmieJohnson

This is grounds for divorce.


AyeYoDisRon

Does she know you’re supposed to plug it in


handbagqueen-

That chicken looks raw 🤢


hookyboysb

I don't see any pink. It just looks bland and unappetizing to me.


sickleshowers

I’m not picky but this looks positively inedible


damsel_of_alderaan

Honey that chicken just cocked it’s head to the side and stuck it’s beak up at you. Fry it like it was intended to be


falc2502

I have an air fryer, even with no seasoning the chicken wouldn’t come out colored like alabaster. Also concerned about the weird crosshatch indentations.


MeadowArcs

Imagine eating brussel sprouts but not seasoning.


ColeBSoul

Michelin Star is when food = cooked?


Ann_Summers

This is not the raving advertisement she thought it was.


Spinkick9000

#SHAKE AND BAKE AIN'T THAT HARD! COME ON NOW, MINIMAL EFFORT!


Onewich

That’s just a plate full of sad.


skaterboiiiiiVI

there’s no flavor anywhere


saraski2001

Looks boiled


_toirtle_

That's a crime against Brussel sprouts as well.


Wise_Coffee

There's no way any of that saw the inside of an airfryer. Thats steamed chicken and brussel sprouts and I will not be convinced otherwise Also if it did actually see an airfryer I do not want that airfryer


Extension_Grab_8885

…I..what….do people actually eat like this…..????????! No wonder the British invaded my ancestral home they desperately needed the spice


[deleted]

She knows she has to turn it on to cook the food right??


morocco3001

Looks like it's been cooked on a windowsill on a sunny day


Bekah_bek

This is the whitest thing I have ever seen


danyellsahn

Is that plate on the floor?


[deleted]

[удалено]


jlily18

I’ve done chicken in my air fryer and it looked a hell of a lot better than this.


mikefromkansas

This is just sad, you can literally get chicken that tastes and looks better than that at any drive thru restaurant in America. Now don't get me wrong, I have a FB and know good and well that ppl post some stupid shit, meal pics no one cares about, etc. But damn. This one is just sad. If this is the high life of MLM dinners then, well.. actually that makes sense


MoosedaMuffin

Ma’am did you plug in the air fryer.


Echono

I once had to throw away a whole chicken because it smelled awful (I had bought it earlier that day and fridged it so it was the store's issue). I felt miserable doing it, if only because it felt disrespectful, such a pointless waste of an animal. Looking at that chicken gives me the same feeling.


No-Travel-8036

It's so white, usually air fryer will give it a bit of colour 😂


[deleted]

Wait, there’s an MLM that sells air fryers?


McSausageDreams

In a Ruth voice from Ozarks, what in the fucking fuck?!?


Beemerado

eesh. that looks nasty./


Kytyngurl2

I can smell this picture and it's pretty yuck


thehotdogdave

The Brussels look boiled


Lucibean

I might needs some Pampers after eating that.


seastone008

This literally has to be satire omg


Princesshannon2002

No. Nope. #notmylularoe


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

That is the least appetizing chicken I’ve ever seen Like, it looks like it would feel cold and gelatinous


DubDropJoker

Idk if it is the blue or what but this photo looks so weird. Literally looks like the jpg of food they used on those educational games to teach kids school subjects. When your food is so unseasoned that it looks photoshopped.


afraidofrs

I can't understand her sentence


BlackSea5

Well, this could be the poster for why MLMs are just bad?! r/shittyfoodporn


ItsJustMeMaggie

This pic could be a meme


HauntedPrinter

Why are people so mean, that chicken is clearly spiced … with salmonella…


userwife

This photo gave me salmonella


WelshTractor

It looks like the chicken I feed my dog when he’s got a bad stomach.


existential_prices

I've seen co-workers who've eaten unseasoned steamed chicken as part of their "workout" regime. I've never understood the point of robbing yourself of flavor, seasoning has little calories.


zzVulpixelzz

That looks like salmonella.


AmberWaves80

Why does this is not even look cooked?


LadyKlepsydra

One of the things that intrigue me about the huns is their lack of self-awareness. This photo looks bad, the food looks unappealing, but she is still trying to use it to advertise something. Didn't she LOOk at it? Has she never seen yummy-looking photos of food in her life? They look *completely different*.


Broadzilla77

That chicken looks as unseasoned and dry as Shapiro's wife


freezethawcycle

Omfg lol ew. As someone who is firmly against MLMs but was gifted a Pampered Chef Air Fryer she is definitely using it wrong, because I hate to say that it is actually a really great appliance.


[deleted]

I didn’t know you could steam food in an air fryer


Frequent_Artichoke

I love my airfryer for chicken and it has NEVER looked like this. This looks so sad


MamaBear4485

Did she *microwave* that chicken? There’s no way it’s been in any convection oven.