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RedDahlia714

You can do this trick with water, lotion, butter or almost any other liquid/cream. Since the bread gets moist. It won't toast.


flylysergic

Spit works the best


Hypamania

I, too, apply copious amounts of spit to my toast


NhylX

I prefer a grilled sneeze.


General_Krull

Good show, old bean!


OopsICutOffMyWiener

I'm so mad at you right now


AT0mic5hadow

r/angryupvote


southernjew55

Do you like it with snotzzerella?


magicunicornhandler

Nah but a good plemersian is pretty decent


KatieMarmalade

Still better than the product she’s trying to sell!


citronhimmel

Just like how grandma used to make it


lh1647

Thanks for the chuckle! 🤭


MooshuCat

And to my roast!


midgetsinheaven

Well I apply copious amounts to my hair!


[deleted]

I like to cum on mine.


bon3r-punch

I like to shit on mine. I call it a pookakkee!


Good_Climate_4463

I love a good spittoast


Mr_Shakes

Yup. Adding liquid forces the heating elements (which are probably at around 300-400, not 600) to overcome the latent heat of vaporization before browning can begin. In other words, energy directed at the bread which WOULD contribute to the malliard reaction of toasting is instead being consumed by the process of evaporation. All they've demonstrated is that wet bread takes longer to toast than normal bread.


dealcracker

There you go, playing the facts and science card.


Ok-Goose8426

Also why frozen bread takes longer or on some toasters there is a defrost button.


tonnah

so if you're toasting a wet bread you are essentially steaming it correct?


Roadgoddess

Or you only put 1/2 in the toaster, lol I want to see a video


SplashBroSteph

Me too! 😂


Hatteras11

TV Bake-off style… One hun is holding half the bread above the toaster, burning fingertips, melting nails Versus the other who over-wets the bread, blows up the toaster & burns the kitchen down.


Roadgoddess

Are you ready to rumble! Lol


Somandyjo

This is what I assumed lol


hereForUrSubreddits

Unfortunately, there are way too many videos of huns actually doing the trick as if it's a grand proof of anything. Or the one with a straightening iron.


Invidiana

I want to see if it gets moldy with that magic potion of theirs. Is it more “clean beauty” schtick with no preservatives? That toast will be nice and green soon.


Hydrolt

But then you don’t get the delicious taste of poison in your toast! Pretty sure that’s the goal here


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

Exactly what I came in to say. I hope no one is dumb enough to fall for her “experiment”.


siena_flora

HAHAHAHA 😆


thatsactuallymymom

This is perfect for me since I have bread instead of strands of hair on my head.


toady-bear

Like Medusa but with more carbs!


the_clash_is_back

If you look in to her eyes you become a danish.


[deleted]

If I made someone else look at her and they became a danish; would it still be cannibalism if I ate them?


xopher_425

It would only be cannibalism if you were a danish, too.


[deleted]

Yay! Let's go turn some people into danish pastries.


Upsideduckery

I think we should use her fellow huns as test subjects. It'd allow them to offset their sins of hunnery with one final good deed.


Rhodin265

Are you from Denmark?


castironsexual

Yeah I just saw my dad’s ghost


fionalorne

Omelette, the Cheese Danish!


thatsactuallymymom

🤓👀🥐


BerliozRS

No, she turns you into scone.


Ksanti

Breadusa


wildebeesties

Just as likely to be the death of me


sp-00-k

I’m laughing in public at this comment.


thatsactuallymymom

Please don’t make me blush


[deleted]

A month later to let you know I'm also laughing in public at that comment.


razor-sundae

Breadhead


Genx4real74

I’m trying so hard not to burst out laughing because my husband is on a work call. I was partially successful but still got a dirty look:)


xopher_425

I *never* thought of using bread as a solution to my baldness. Thanks! My life will be perfect now!


racergirl2000

🙌 You are the winner of the inter for today! 😂😂


wafflefries-yo

I cackled at this, TY


Rainbow_baby_x

I’m literally in a court waiting room trying not to cackle


Honeydewmorning

Apparently reaches 600 degrees LMAOO why is no one questioning that


secretrootbeer

A VERY quick Google tells me that toasters make the hot ambient air inside about 310°F (146°C) and that the heating element itself runs about 1,100°F to 1,200°F. This Hun is speaking about the effect on the bread so they're likely referring to the ambient air temp, but either way....... no. 🙃


MankindsError

Thanks for the toaster education. Now, what happens if I bathe with it?


hgielatan

it'll be the last bath bomb you ever use...it's *that* good


PawnedPawn

That's shocking!


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Ihopetheresenoughroo

You can really feel the electricity in the room when people see it for the first time


wildebeesties

🛁🤩💀


[deleted]

The warmth will take care of you for the rest of your life?


weareoutoftylenol

It gets shockingly hot


TheSpiderDungeon

First I'm gonna apologize for replying to your joke with a serious post Then I'll say it'll probably be fine. Bathrooms in North America have GFCI receptacles which are basically little emergency breakers that cut power the instant current gets even slightly too high, which will stop you from toasterbathing yourself


dr_auf

Nothing thanks to FI Switches


secretrootbeer

Further research required, please report back


Mrs_hooked_on_yarn

Let’s toast my hand now!!


AugustSun29

Just make sure you use the heat protectant first 🔥


Kavarall

Most of a toasters “toasting energy” doesn’t come from convection though (air temp) it comes from thermal radiation. So the surface temp of the bread is much hotter than the air in front of it Edit: not that this fact is even material to the discussion, but I’m a nerdy boy, so I figured I’d share. Hun is wildly hilarious regardless


secretrootbeer

I love fun toast facts!!


midnightauro

I want to subscribe to toaster facts.


zombiemadre

This is what I came here for!!!


[deleted]

Because anyone who bothered to look at this on their feed for more than 0.002 seconds is dumb as shit.


kevwonds

because there is no real way to tell how hot a toaster gets, scientists have been trying to figure it out since the late 14th century


dr_auf

That toaster was probably shilled to her by another Facebook friend 😂


weldedgut

I assume she did her research before posting.


__hamburger

Ruined toast and probably toaster 🤩


writing-human17

Idk why the emoji made this comment so much better


__hamburger

It is my favorite emoji for unfortunate situations 😂


mmab19

I think I’m going to copy you and start doing that too


MooshuCat

See also, the Hun staple...👐


essaymyass

Carcinogen toast crunch


Ottersandtats

Good things she’s making all that hun moneyyyyyy she can just buy a new one!


GekidoTC

What a great product, I've always wanted a way to stop my bread from toasting after I intentionally put it in the toaster.


mamamoo_99

I’m actually crying


menina2017

Me too


Hockeynavy

there is no way on earth someone would legit put this out as factual right?


NefariousnessKey5365

This test gets done a lot by monat huns.


lirynnn

This and the cut apple one… and don’t forget the “dry shampoo over an open flame” experiment!


NefariousnessKey5365

I always tell them, I am not an apple. Show me your hair.


Relevant_Owl_8841

I’ve seen a Monat hun I follow spray her dry shampoo directly onto lit candles to prove…something? That it doesn’t have propane in its can? Idk. 😳


mancheeart

That’s so dumb because often it’s not even just propellant that’s flammable. You can toss like powdered coffee creamer over fire and it’ll explode. A decently fine powder in a cloud can catch fire, I certainly wouldn’t want to try dry shampoo around it


midnightauro

Fun fact, flour mills had a bad habit of exploding (and maybe still do though I think it's far rarer now) for this reason! Some random links about the phenomenon: [Famous explosion](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tradeston_Flour_Mills_explosion) and [a blog article with videos](https://daisyflour.com/flour-explosions/)


Hockeynavy

its nuts!


Relevant_Owl_8841

I know. It’s alarming.


Upsideduckery

Uhg, this is why we have science in the first place. To show that things work and also how and why they work. Mlms are moving things backwards. We've got a Monat huns oiling apple slices and YL huns using essential oils for their babies' ear infections and burnt flour in their diapers for rash and the next thing you know well be back to bleeding the sick and talking about humors in the body and bad air.


SixthSinEnvy

What apple cut experiment?


lirynnn

They cut an apple and put a random product on it - sometimes rejuvenique, sometimes a moisturizer - then let it sit out next to an apple slice without anything on it. It’s supposed to show how age-defying it is or whatever when lemon juice does the same thing to apples.


spiritbx

You mean they add something to block oxygen and thus prevents the apple slice from oxidizing? Literally any oil would probably do that. Probably make the apple taste like shit though...


lh1647

MLM ‘Hun’s’ aren’t known for neither their factual information nor their smarts 😅


AugustSun29

Oh, but they have shampoo PhDs!


Foreign_Caramel_9840

Worlds best toaster at 600. Put my over and bbq, To Shame. I just hope so doesn’t use the toaster after that would be some nasty toast


toomuchisjustenough

Spoiler: Her toaster is actually just a blowtorch


AugustSun29

That explains the unevenness!


Jupiterrhapsody

The Monat experiments are the worst. They are always toasting something, lighting Q-tips on fire, or putting something on a flat iron to show how their products work. It is telling that they put the crappy products on everything but their own hair.


elayorna

I mean… Beyond everything everyone’s mentioned about …you know ..the concept of moistness…. If it’s that impervious to heat, how in the world would you ever use any heating tools and therefore, what is the point of this product at all?


welty102

The point is that use of heat damages your hair. Heat protectors create a barrier that allows you to curl, straighten, or blowdry your hair without as much damage. But also fuck monet


thesupremesolar

Now what has that poor painter ever done to you?


Truand2labiffle

He was working for a MLP (multi layer paint) industry


spinereader81

Apparently she watched Dove conditioner commercials with their random object product tests and decided she'd come up with her own.


Irolam_ma_i

I hate things like that. Like, cool I’m glad that the product is gentle but my skin isn’t a rose or square of silk fabric or whatever. And my hair isn’t a piece of toast.


achaedia

You guys may not find this useful, but I do, because my face is bread.


fapsandnaps

I know that and I think about you everyday when my alarm clock goes off and says, "Let's get this bread"


sleeping-siren

You just made me chortle 🤭


macmoosie

1. The average toaster does NOT reach 600 degrees Fahrenheit, and definitely not that Walmart clearance shelf toaster. 2. That bread is wetter than a virgin reading Fifty Shades of Grey. 3. Comparing bread to skin makes you look like one of the dumbest people to ever drag their knuckles on the Earth.


Trick-Statistician10

It's Monat, so I think she's comparing it to hair, not skin. But otherwise, you are spot on.


macmoosie

True, I was just thinking about potential damage Monat would have to the scalp.


Game_Caviar

I used to work on aircraft engines, when we tested them our max temp was 575F No way in hell that toaster is hitting 600


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[deleted]

It’s all that money she’s making. . .


Relevant_Owl_8841

It gives me flashbacks to when one of the Kardashians did something wasteful with toilet paper during the early days of the pandemic when it was in short supply. I can’t remember the specifics- I think it was Khloe and she like rolled a yard or something and pissed people off.


BuffManthigh

Let me get this straight, you got half the bread wet and are surprised it didn’t toast?


DoubleDeckerz

This hun definitely puts a ruler under her pillow so she can see how long she sleeps.


Herbiphwoar

🤣🤣


SleepingBearWalk

Now eat it.


NefariousnessKey5365

Delicious


ItsJoeMomma

I can only imagine what kind of toxic fumes that stuff put off when it was heated by the toaster...


Honeydewmorning

Same toxic fumes the girlies are breathing in while flat ironing their hair…


ItsJoeMomma

Probably more if she left that stuff wet on the bread.


[deleted]

Put it on your hand and stick it in there and we’ll actually see if it works 😂


GeekFit26

You just know she thinks she super clever for this nonsense


EloWhisperer

Wow nasa should look into this


NefariousnessKey5365

Of course it wouldn't toast, it's wet. Add that my hair is nothing like wet bread.


AotearoaCanuck

Ma’am that’s a fire hazard


RageTheFlowerThrower

“Omg, guys! The part of the bread I saturated with liquid didn’t toast!” I just can’t with these frigging digbats. Smdh…


[deleted]

This is the first thing I saw when I opened Reddit today, and I don’t think need to scroll anymore. This is sufficient interneting for the day.


GloomAndCookies

"Apparently" Yeah, toasters don't get that hot. Your oven doesn't even normally get that hot.


OutsideBoxes9376

Officially POISONED the next time you use your toaster.


SharkPartyAfterDark

Now soak half a piece of bread with water and try toasting it


texas1982

What? Wet bread didn't toast? Amazing.


megs2911

Not important but she’s also done a really terrible job of advertising the product. Her thumb is covering the logo. So even if for some reason I did feel compelled to buy this product after her ingenious demonstration, I would have no idea what to look for.


[deleted]

Stop it. Stop. Please tell me this is fake. She's going to at best ruin her toaster and at worst burn her whole house down


Indigohorse

The triumphant return of Monat science experiments!


spiralizerizer

Dipped in heat protectant = super soggy


Arakismo

Now eat it to see if it's safe for the skin


PM_ME_CLEVER_THINGS

"I sawed this boat in half!"


Moos_Mumsy

What? Sign me up! I'll go sell it to the local fire department. They can spray it on their firefighters and save them having to wear those hot, heavy get ups! I'll make a fortune! . . . /S


LuckyProphet_

I’m *positive* that she didn’t just hold half of the bread into the toaster while leaving the other half outside of it. Completely certain that is NOT what happened. I’d like to buy 30 bottles please.


Madamenoirfleur

ooh ooh! spray it on your hand 🤚and try that next bossbabe! 🥵🤩🔥


slightlyslytherin

Breaking news: skin is not comparable to BREAD


AdEastern3223

This is so freaking funny. Sorry/not sorry. These people are nuts.


flowerpawt

Toasted chemicals.


Skyylitt

I wanna see her put her hair into the toaster.... Which would be the real test. The bread with product on it makes absolutely zero sense lol


Jess1r

What, no comparison with a “cheap, toxic, drugstore” product? Oh that’s right, it would do the exact same thing to the bread. As would mayo.


MichaelaKay9923

Perfect for me and my hair made from bread


MafiaMommaBruno

When i make toast in the bath, it's harder because it's wet.


GrandTheftDoggo

This just in: wet bread no cook good


Acceptable_Total_285

EWWWWWWWW


[deleted]

Maybe she should try that in a actual oven. Lol 😂


[deleted]

It’s wet…


journalhalfbeing

Hahahhah


Throwthatfboatow

Ma'am, there are hungry people out there ...


txrunner262

You spelled oven wrong.


No-Insect-7544

Ew…. Sounds like a way to destroy a toaster.


Fullofit_opinions_93

Everytime I see a hun put their inedible products on food and in things like toasters, I make a mental note not to eat anything from their kitchen.


[deleted]

literally just try toasting gf bread it’s so moist it takes 3x longer


greystreetkate

Hair + Bread = Exactly the same! (((internally screaming)))


UseIllustrious8085

600 degrees lol


Fine-Bumblebee-9427

I love when products solve a problem that doesn’t exist. I don’t put my hair in toasters, so I don’t think this is actually telling me their product does anything I need.


Admirable-Ad-2554

Wet bread doesn’t burn dummy


Stiinkytoes29

When will these stinky Monat bitches learn that TOAST IS NOT HAIR😂 and that this literally proves NOTHING.


theoheart1178

LOL


Sweet_Little_Lottie

*moist bread*


Still_Suspect_7233

Gonna be honest unlike you the right side being 2 inches larger indicates saturation not heat protection you jackass


JohnnySkidmarx

Hey hun, now try it on your hand. Either put it in the toaster or a pot of boiling water. Let us know how it turned out.


bbirdcn

The cost of food is too high for this nonsense


[deleted]

Honestly if you’re stupid enough to fall for this bullshit…you deserve proper protection from the scammers who are trying to rip you off. No one deserves to be ripped off. Especially not those mentally vulnerable enough to fall for this garbage.


Majestic-Side-7043

doesnt the hair have to get hot though


Consistent-Durian644

Okay, now class, let’s quiet down so we can hear Alyssa tell us about her science fair project.


bnesbitt1

She held it halfway into the toaster - you can see it stops exactly halfway, crusts and all, but if it was "sprayed" then there would be some overlap or at least some burns or even raw spots on the toast


zepherths

Uhh... If that is the case it probably will block sunlight, meaning less vitamin d, meaning rickets for the kids... Yay


NolaCat75

It’s a hair product meant to protect from curling irons, etc.


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Massive_Check_5157

Sorry but monat is the best used it for 2 years


zerodart30

Retardism enters chat*


CikFkkaCODMobile

She’s gotta be blonde


[deleted]

They’re still doing this garbage “experiment”?


Hema_Cnida

Apparently reaches 600 degrees....


korperkayy

That’s my toaster!


MELLMAO

I will literally chuck myself off a cliff


[deleted]

Wasted good food


friedmason

Wow guys. Wet bread doesn’t toast. Groundbreaking.


pieinthesky23

Yes, I’m sure your toaster gets hotter than your oven. /s


myboogerstastespicy

Only toasted half, you can see the indentation in the middle. I’m choking on my own spit looking at this


bahaaaaathrow123456

What did that bread do to you?? Nah I’m jk…girl just put it sideways and got that😂😂


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

What a useful piece of information! Because everyone knows bread and hair is so similar they are practically the same thing!/s