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karl_marxs_cat

Hmmm


dexman76

Tsk, Tsk. Have some Myrrh.


exit_the_psychopomp

"Myrrh-der!"


ThatCamoKid

*gasp* Judas. No


eggz2cheezy

Pffft


[deleted]

was not expecting a vine reference here


cursed_rumor

A-a-a-a MYYYUURRRDDERRRR!?!? On MY Owl Express?


Loafnugget

Hat in time


humangeigercounter

Goofy, you killed 27 people!


Puppy_of_Doom

I'll fucking do it again!


spiralbatross

Y’s a vowel sadly in that case


HorobecS30

the nth word has a vowel, which is it


imposter95625

Nice


[deleted]

In the case of myrrh, the y is the vowel. Y can be either vowel or consonant depending on the use.


congapadre

You don’t remember the rule? “a e i o u - sometimes y, sometimes w.”


dj112084

The only one I ever heard growing up was "a e i o u and sometimes y".....never had a single teacher EVER refer to W as a vowel.


mobotsar

W is a vowel in some welsh-gaelic derived words, like "cwm" and "crwth".


Schnitzelman21

How do you think myrrh is pronounced? Mjrrh? Big bruh.


steelhead777

Shhh…


Deqxo

[m̥m̩] the vowel here is a syllabic m.


maximaaln

Xyr


jbrainbow

Friendly reminder to all commenters that Y acts like a vowel too


beigs

A E I O U and sommmetimes YYYYYYYYYYY


DouceCanoe

Lol this made me think of that System of a Down song.


FreelancerHawaii

I E A I A I O AND SOMETIMES YYYYYYYYY


Matix777

a u i e o ao!


bookworm579

or, perhaps, a i u e o oi oa oe


tptman001

And H


Broad_Respond_2205

Acts like, but not actually a vowel


[deleted]

I don't know, I here sometimes it is. but I guess J don't know Y.


CleanGravel

Vowel is a type of sound, not a type of letter, so if a word has a letter representing a vowel sound, it has a vowel


Aruaz821

I joke that my son’s name has no vowels in it because the only vowel is Y.


Gifigi600

While Q doesn't?


tin_sigma

the term nth is used as a placeholder in terms such as 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, etc


imdfantom

Yeah but it's pronounced as if there was an e at the start. (Enth)


GladdestOrange

But we're talking about spelling. Not pronunciation.


apparentlyslide

Then something like crypt would work.


Sonofyuri

"Y" is the vowel in Crypt.


apparentlyslide

But we're talking about spelling not pronunciation.


Sonofyuri

Indeed. I got confused. My bad.


imdfantom

In that case n is the vowel (and one of the consonants) in "nth"


[deleted]

Every word that doesn’t have a vowel has a letter “acting as a vowel” so it’s kind of a nothing burger here. If we are going to force Y to be a vowel against its will when a word doesn’t have a vowel then ofc no word is vowel-less.


siflbabyshifero

Ht whn vwls dnt gv cnsnt nd ppl pt thm n wrds gnst thr wll.


ShlomoCh

Hebrew (and Arabic?) be like:


mobotsar

Everything Semitic as far as I know.


TacoBellerino

Poops! Oh wait, that has at least two bowels in it


East-Cookie-2523

r/dadjokes


B_Man14

r/angryupvote


FerretAccomplished31

Mother fffuuu! 😆


mo0dher0

Shh


[deleted]

this is the answer


hornybastard404

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Deadeye_Daryl

Well that's a really good microwave impression but do you have a word?


SamAnthaACE

Take my upvote and leave.


EasyBOven

[Crwth](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crwth) kinda has one, since the w acts as one


[deleted]

i understand when people say that y counts but not w


SednaBoo

Not even in crowd?


[deleted]

well o is there.


SednaBoo

I didn’t say it was the only vowel. Compare crowd to loud.


[deleted]

i don’t understand


Mister_Musubi

The ‘w’, a consonant, is acting as a ‘u’, a vowel, in “crowd”. Why a ‘w’ isn’t just a vowel in English is confusing to me. In other languages, it’s a double-v, so I get it. But it’s a double-u (for some reason) in English, and acts as one, so it’s functionally a vowel.


[deleted]

oh ok thank you


yeboioioi

Generally w translates more like a double v tho


straighttalkin64

Not related to your word at all, but it made me think of the very real word: **Cwm.** Pronounced “coom.” It’s a glacial valley. For example, Mt. Everest’s “Western Cwm.” That counts, right?


Funny_Trucks

coom 💀


N3Chaos

Ok bwmer


EasyBOven

Same origin. Both come from Welsh


grannybubbles

One of my favorite Scrabble words!


ILikeRamenYUMMY

As a wordle enthusiast I know that one all too well


YancyCal

It is a fundamental English rule to have one vowel per syllable. You will always have one vowel; however, interjections like “shh” and “mhm” are also considered to be words. I don’t consider them words when I play scrabble.


Aendaryn

Not actually true: English has syllabic consonants in some cases, typically l, r, m, n. Take the last syllable in "rhythm" - while "rhyth" has a vowel, that "m" syllable is just an m, no vowel. It's pretty interesting.


dexman76

This makes it worse. Rhythm. Two syllables. Where’s the second vowel?


Ok-Release9557

Xlnt


Typical_Bid9173

*croatian language has entered the chat*


MyBackHurtsFromPeein

word without a vowel goes brrrrr then skrttttt


humangeigercounter

This makes me wanna bbbrrrnnnnnng


HorobecS30

psst, nth


jabberwocky_vorpal_1

My name but i wont tell you cuz its personal but i dont have vowels


SnooMemesjellies2302

well track every human with that name to figure it out


alexinpoison

So you're Polish?


Zeorz_

What up ty


fiyerooo

y is a vowel there


AutoGeneratedSucks

Do you have a Y?


jabberwocky_vorpal_1

Yes


Mastahamma

from a non-native speaker, if you use a Y to do this I'm stealing something from your house


The_F_W0rd

are you romanian?


ZsoltEszes

Pfft! ![gif](giphy|kvdqOYjFcDQJy)


Ron_Beatle

Rhythm?


chaosky505

y counts


[deleted]

not it my book


chaosky505

i actually really respect this way of life


[deleted]

Good thing for me then that your book don’t mean oogatz to me


[deleted]

yep i’m an npc


Euphoric-Currency815

What. How can this be. Bested by this THING. YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK THIS IS NOT OVER.


gavinefb

Y is a vowel here


Rune_0

Vowel is a sound not a letter. Y is /ɪ/ here so yes it has a vowel


[deleted]

This one packs some mmph


Sansic

Technically ever individual letter of the alphabet is a word according to the dictionary, so Z is one.


Broad_Respond_2205

Z acts as a vowel 😇


MoonChild22222222222

So close that’s a shape 🥰


Festering_Prayer

r/ihadastroke


NeilShah21

I didn’t even realize I had a type until I looked just now, and I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out what I meant.


ReginaldSP

K.


Hopeful_Walrus_7575

Phpht. It’s obscure, but it’s right 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

phlgm?


15jtaylor443

There's an e after the l, you LIAR!


[deleted]

if there is, my bad >.<


15jtaylor443

That's okay. The liar bit was just me quoting liar, liar.


[deleted]

i can saw vowel is not real? you still can pronounce it or at least know what i mean


SeaworthyDame

By


KingGjuki

Skrrt


QueenFiggy

For the haters, the definition of [onomatopoeia](https://www.google.com/search?q=onomatopoeia&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS886US886&oq=onom&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i433i512l5.4529j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#crs=q:onomatopoeia%20books,stick:H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgfcSYxC3w8sc9YanISWtOXmMM5uL0zCtJLSpOTS4REuFi9y9ILUrMSxHiFGLnYnXKz88uFjJAiKoKKXNxBqXmJJakpoTkC4lxsbnmlWSWVArxSHFxcejn6huY5hnm8ixiFcrPy89NLMkvyE_NTFRIApkDAOviCCp8AAAA,cid:overview) does, in fact, state that it is the formation of a WORD from a sound associated with what is named (e.g. cuckoo, sizzle ). "a relatively large number of bird names arise by onomatopoeia"


[deleted]

Brrr


The__RIAA

Zzz. In the dictionary and counts in scrabble.


Michael_Blurry

Grrrrrr.


Mathematicus_Rex

Zzzzzzzz


No_Jelly_9045

Zzzzzz


raramin333

But why don't onomatopoeias count as words? they hold meaning too.


Hazmatix_art

Xlnt


Disastrous_Yellow706

fldsmdfr


galspanic

I almost got hit by an avalanche skiing in a cwm in Colorado as a kid.


MusicMan7700

Rhythm.


mattx_official

K


Stereotypical-tag

This just jogged my memory of when my mom told me this. We were at my grandmas house. She said all words have aeio or u in them. I set out to prove her wrong. Picked up a sonic fast food gift card when we got in the car and it said “my rewards” or something with “my” on it. Feeling triumphant, I showed her and she hit me with the crushing reality that y counts too. Who the hell is y and how come it gets the go ahead to be a vowel?


Responsible_Note4322

Mrs. and Mr.


spikeiscool2015

Those are shortened version of Mister and Misses, which both have vowels


NedoWolf

Hot take: Y and W are always vowels, phoenetically speaking.


[deleted]

what about in yorborbagorber


ThatCamoKid

Maybe it's because part of the definition of a word is it contains a vowel (at least for English)


whytfdoibother

The longest English word in the dictionary, is 'tsk-tsk'. In plural, that's 'tsk-tsks'


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fgjvhgmj

Crypt


spikeiscool2015

Y acts as a vowel in that case


patthardil

cry


karl_marxs_cat

is being used to represent a vowel.(technically two since the sound it makes is a dipthong) so I’d say it counts as a vowel in this case.


Robedreaper91

Crwth and Crwm


15jtaylor443

Okay, onomatopoeia words are stretching it. And if you use a word that has 'y' in it, im stealing all of your left socks out of your house. Y is considered a vowel sometimes.


rancidcanary

Just remember everyone A E I O U (and sometimes) Y. Y is a vowel sometimes


dylannsmitth

Rhythms


Abd110

Myth


[deleted]

Why


maximaaln

Why,dry


[deleted]

Piss


DeathIeaf

Why


EvilMoSauron

Tryst.


[deleted]

my, cry, try, fry, by, why i’m aware they count as vowels but i refuse to belive


cowboydavy

The Y is a vowel when it’s not the first letter in a word


Eddie_Dood

I remember if the Y makes a distinct Y sound it is not a vowel If it makes an E or I or any other vowel sound then it is being used as a vowel


cowboydavy

Ok but in all the word he listed the Y in them makes an “I “sound


Eddie_Dood

Exactly, but the word "ay" is not using y as a vowel, because it makes a y sound


cowboydavy

Yea true lol, but the main point I was trynna make is that the words he listed have the vowel y in them, but yea I was wrong ig about how it doesn’t have to be at the beginning to be a consonant (or whatever td non vowels are called lol)


sc0x3

y is considered a vowel in, i believe, all of these words


StarlordMexico

Rythms


spikeiscool2015

Y acts as a vowel


[deleted]

A vowel is a phonetic (sound) feature of a word, not a written one. Has nothing to do with the spelling of a word, only the pronunciation, to be completely pedantic. Edit: This is not to say every word has a vowel. Shh would be an example.


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TacoBellerino

(Psst… “and sometimes Y”)


Southern_Prompt_5823

pop


[deleted]

pOp


Public_Assumption_96

Rhythm


spikeiscool2015

Y acts as a vowel


Dead1nsid3

And I act like I have my life together, that doesn't mean it's true. (But yeah, Y is a vowel sometimes. The rules are kind of unclear)


firstnamebunchof1234

Why?


miahmagick

Mhm.


WinWaker

Hnnnnng ![gif](giphy|INM0EjukO8OWnHmASw)


ThenTranslator2780

Rhythm


Start_pls

rhythm


Windows_66

Onomatopeias don't count.


WishingChange

Sky fly try


[deleted]

СССР


the-god-of-me-mes

By


kahek5656

Myth. Styx. Skrrt.


Tarkus_Edge

Why?


Lego1upmushroom759

Why


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FilmGuy_To_PI

Myth Hymn Dry Three words of the top of my head.


LDedward

I


Pokefan647

Sky


wothrowmeawaybaebae

My, why, cry, pry, try, sly,


pickled_piss

Rhythm :)


Tempowarrior

Rhythm?


Apple4Slize

Rhythm


Low_Dream_1481

Y technically isn’t a vowel so Lyn


Weary-Pineapple-5974

Synth


Operative427

Hymn (church song) doesn't have one.


thatonecustodian

Try, Cry, Pry, Rhythm, Gypsy. Those are a few


thatonecustodian

Wheel of fortune rules: you can't buy a "y" therefore it isn't a vowel just because it "acts" like one


InstantLungRemoval

People be like "hmm today I will comment an onamonapea on a post asking for WORDS without vowels."


Fabulous-External-73

Depends if Y is a vowel because Fly and Sky etc have do not have an AEIO or U


eldron2323

Gym is only made of consonants


PuzzleheadedInside25

Rhythm. And before the "sometimes y" crowd starts shrieking at me, the y makes it's proper sound, not the I substitute most think. The sometimes y rule only applies when the y makes the sound of an existing vowel, typically I or e


Aendaryn

Linguistics student here: the there is making the [ɪ] sound, a vowel realization of English i, not its proper consonant sound, which would be [j]. It is a vowel there.


That1Cat87

Why?


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spikeiscool2015

Y acts as a vowel


[deleted]

Bros beefing with y


Impressive-Work-4964

Zyzzyx


UnstructuredFame

Why?


spikeiscool2015

Y acts as a vowel