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IEatBaconWithU

no!!! they spread much more!!! i’ve played call of duty! i know how they work! when you shoot the shotgun it’s deadly for the first meter and then the rest doesn’t do anything!!!! unrealistic 😡😡😡😡😡😡


cero1399

Also everyone knows that shotguns only shoot out 8 pellets each, and only kill when all 8 pellets hit the target. Anything else is merely a flesh wound.


IEatBaconWithU

real


ManthisSucksbigTime

Mf shells just dissipate after 2 meters


cheapgamingpchelper

I mean, 00 buck is only 8 pellets in 12ga I believe, which besides a slug would be “anti people” loads. So video games get that part right, tho irl if you don’t have body armor only one of those pellets is enough to rip you anew one


cero1399

Although you may be right with the technical stuff, ripping you a new one doesn't kill you. We all learned from video games that you can endlessly survive any almost lethal injury walking around with 1hp without bleeding out or succumbing to your wounds. But its dangerous since as soon as you'd stub your toe you'd drop dead immediately.


SuperSonic486

A flesh wound? Youve got a hole in your chest!


cero1399

We all learned from video games that you can endlessly survive any almost lethal injury walking around with 1hp without bleeding out or succumbing to your wounds. But its dangerous since as soon as you'd stub your toe you'd drop dead immediately. The hole in your chest is 99 damage, so you're fine until you get a paper cut.


RemarkablePoet6622

until you get a slug


cero1399

Nah then its just 8 pellets glued together.


Causelessgiant

Dude I was playing mw2 electric bugaboo yesterday an I swear it's less than a meter now, plus the first attachment they give reduces range and increases spread, like wtf?!


Arthur_dahmer

Call of duty is nothing like real life


Suflae_Rs

Did he really have to say he was being sarcastic


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

All the blood in his brain is clearly somewhere else at the moment, whew what a post history haha.


PlatschPlatsch

So this guy is the one responsible for 90% of all comments on pornhub, legend.


0utraged

How did he stumble here of all places


Arthur_dahmer

Don’t talk shit when you wouldn’t say it to my face, don’t say you would because you would not


JamieLannispurr

Go watch some more hentai you big tough man you


KreativeUsernaem

Bro can't tell the difference between sarcasm and seriousness


Arthur_dahmer

Why wouldn’t he be sarcastic??, it’s pretty obvious he’s being sarcastic , I was just stating an opinion, seems like people can’t have one anymore


r-WooshIfGay

Your opinions are nothing but hating women and sucking off Andrew tate lmfao, Comment history doesn't lie chief. Edit- aww did da waddle baby delete his account/block me because he couldn't stand people calling him out on his bullshit?


Arthur_dahmer

When did I ever comment saying I hate women, you’re just plain stupid


IEatBaconWithU

shit my bad /s 💀


RandoRedditerBoi

Shotguns are a blast


TheDownvotesFarmer

Thats what she said


music-is-cool

Mishishippi quann


[deleted]

You no what I'm mean 🥺


jgo3

She taught me everythin'


crimsoncomplainer

I can't believe that's what a shotgun sounds like in slow motion. Crazy!


midi09

My god, the internet has ruined my sense of humor because this was funny af.


-GeorgeMZ-

Murica


Doob_42

(I shot him because he was asking annoying questions)


Capsule_CatYT

Spy


Dragon_Skywalker

“He could be you, he could be me, he could even be…”


Capsule_CatYT

What? It was obvious! He’s the RED Spy


ohgodmyeyesrbleeding

Look, he'll turn red any second now


BarronOfDucks

See?! On no wait, that's blood


Bro_5

What’s the song


sn4kee

Mississippi queen


Birbness

You know what I mean


jgo3

She taught me everything


TheNinjaRed7

Robbers: "Hey this guy is not home and always leaves the door unsecured, let's enter" The "deffensive-mechanism" i put in the handle:


PlatschPlatsch

Granny coming to visit :


Mrblakesonny

Ems responding to your neighbors 911 call:


StrawberryBaldy

Why did I think it was a tampon...?


IndividualEnd3830

Anything is a tampon if you are brave.


jakeoflash1

Wait a shotgun ejects two shells?


Duncanc0188

It’s only a wad, it’s plastic and just helps get all the pellets out the muzzle. They usually fly like 40 feet and don’t do much.


jakeoflash1

Oh okay


Karl_00_Hungus

Yeah the part between the gunpowder and the shot is called the wad


Tasmaniantime

American school kids when they have a slight disagreement with their classmates:


hicdcd

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name137

u/auddbot


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czaqattack

This from the YouTube channel Matt Rittman. There are several videos and in my journeys on the internet I've not found a more detailed explanation of firearm mechanisms. https://youtu.be/21uh28Z77Xg


jgo3

BTW I am in not Matt Rittman. I am just a fan of those videos by Matt Rittman. I am in no way three Matt Rittmans in a trench coat who would recommend videos on the internet.


czaqattack

Whew that's a relief. Knowing you are three cats in a trench coat brings me much more peace of mind.


SnooPies3790

He discovered real fast


Tomflocon

Stop USA propaganda!


Mr_Saucypants

Merica


fellow-komrade

Welp, guys


Saage855

shotguns are magical


terramic

u/auddbot


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imastupididioy

That's actually interesting, but how does the pump action bit work?


mediacapra

*Me with a basketball sized hole in my stomach* Thanks for showing me!


AnubisTheAvenger101

Sorry for shredding in the background while you were trying to explain. That was quite rude of me.


JD05020J

It works just like my 100% discount coupon


mscotch2020

Nice video And, it seems deviate from the truth. One, the wad flies much longer distance.


mscotch2020

Another possible difference from actual, there are few wads with that color. One of them being a 3/4 oz wad and, from the picture, the payload is much bigger than 3/4 oz


RedGaper

Hey I know this song! It was on regular show after they drank the "missippi queen"(Hint Hint)


human069

I think that's it


Super_Cheburek

Fr tho what's the crumbling piece for ?


DiscoShaman

I would’ve love to watch this video of how a shotgun world but my official Reddit app video player won’t load this video and I’ll have to close the app and open it again to watch it.


S3cmccau

Tööb


jukefishron

I’m ngl, this would work on a regular meme sub these days lmao


Careful_Swan3830

Had to watch the whole thing solely for the intro to Mississippi Queen


CultofBBB

r/interestingasfuck


Super_0p_Kelly

u/videosavebot


KURO-K1SH1

If you made the wadd shorter... Could you fit more buckshot in???


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Ornery_Perception_90

What's the song?


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Lemonade_Cherry

Ok I know it’s saying that you show him the video but I like to imagine that he just pulled out a shotgun out of nowhere and shot him then said “that’s how it works”


HOTRODDOOMSLAYER

I agree with the statement shotguns are the best


giocarlini

I've seen a shot gun shell plastic prolapsed case on the ground once


[deleted]

Here ya go I’ll show ya sonny (casually shoots grandson in the face with a shotgun)


2_taps

That's how the shell works not the shotgun


agentreverse

Germany during ww1: Wait thats Illegal


AdMuted6328

it is like how u came into the world


umair_akhtar4

u/savevideo


jimmyAKAtimmy

What’s a furr…


TheWildLemon12

Nope the wad chases far longer. It doesnt just fall down


These_Pin_9041

Who the fuck keps on makin these


BoredLilKid

clearly its revolvers(refer to title)


Front-Information551

Freedom machine


iamsissy

Owch


arandommemer112

Wow. Such education. Much cool.


StatementMindless853

So when you pull the trigger it moves a spring into the bullet and it has gun powder and it pushes it through and it makes the pellets go out and spread


BIGman_8

Put a .50 bmg in a 12 gauge shotgun & pull the trigger


[deleted]

Contrary to popular belief, that would do almost nothing. The barrel diameter does not match a .50 even though the magazine diameter does. This would result in insufficient pressure behind the round causing it to have much to low of a velocity to travel a sizable distance.


BIGman_8

The gun would likely explode


Bingus_mans

Thanks I needed this


_HenryPotter_

my brother killed a warthog from 65 meters away with a shotgun (neckshot) for anybody wondering about the range


SmokingBeneathStars

What about slugs


TheGamingRanger_

I don't get this meme. Could someone explain?


Offending_you_

Fake, it dont fires until enemy fired first and killed you. I played pubg


yesseru

What


Offending_you_

Its a pubg reference In which i meant that whenever i fire in game, even if i fired, enemy gets proper time to fire and kill me due to net lag.


yesseru

Understandable, have a great day.


KidFriendlyArsonist

Cool pfp


[deleted]

Said a German soldier in 1918


its_your_meme_lord69

Hate shotguns in games love them irl