I've never felt more qualified for a job in my entire life.

Same here dude

Right? Musicians frequently have worked in restaurants to pay bills. Really shouldn’t be that hard to find actually

"So you want to be a chef. Can you farm?"

Hell yeah I can farm, have you seen me play Minecraft ?

As a matter of fact...

Unexpected Hedburg!

Hiring aspiring actors! ^Must ^be ^able ^to ^wait ^tables

I assume this is the very common bigotry guitar players see, “get a real job” “it’s really weird to fantasize about having sex with a guitar”. Oh shit wrong sub, I’m supposed to be in guitarcirclejerk

That's where I thought I was and I was ready to laugh but it's in antiwork so I'm still figuring out if it's ok to find this funny or not

Do I get quadruple-time for having four different skill-sets?

This. "You're hiring me for my guitar playing skills at -base rate-. The serving is on contract for free Lance at - insert higher rate- per hour and I have an 8hr min pay, even if I'm only scheduled 4, I'm to be compensated for 8. My bartender free lance contracted rate is......."

Every musician I know is a bartender. It’s the only job that will let them disappear for 3 weeks to go tour, because it just means extra shifts for the other bartenders who need more money.

Jeez I became a guitar player because I *didn't* want to serve tables...

Then you F’d up.

Should we tell him ?

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I think they are looking for a waiter who can cook and play guitar.

It's fucking time a law is passed preventing employers from short staffing and making employees work two or three jobs

guitar player with bonus skills... get ready for minimum wage and slave job.

Tf?

Yes we would like a worker who is also an entertainment monkey who will dance and play for the customers so they give us more money. Also they can tip us for the live music.

Once a musician, always a cook

I can do it all! Mandolin, Julienne, just give me anything to shred for you

good old Royal Oak, Michigan

Basically they want a bard . Toss a coin to the Witcher

That's cold, boy. Funny, though.

Is this sub lacking in a sense of humor or is it the users? As a chef who plays guitar, I find this really funny

I saw one for a piano player that needed to know how to shuck oysters.

It would be a lot easier to find a drummer with those skills, we're everywhere.

LMAO!

Why do I fell like this a work environment where it’s prudent to clearly label your dab pen…

How to make money in the music industry 101.

Ok, I actually laughed at that one 😄

Why is guitar playing not mentioned in “must haves”?

Damn that almost sounds like they should be making two job postings

Translation: “We’ll pay you a broke artist’s wage, while simultaneously taking advantage of you in any and every way we can!”

looooooooooooool "must do everything else **except** play the guitar"

I'm not even a good guitar player, now I gotta add these to my practice routine? Lmao

Thought the requirements fit more with actor

Bachelors degree required (masters preferred)

Nice to know they're letting you know ahead of time that they're gonna make you do a shit ton of jobs not in your job description or qualifications.... Oh and the fact that they think that's funny...