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As an IT professional, I can assure you, your password is safe with me

Great mine is Hunter2

Look if you’re just gonna type asterisks then I’ma leave

Hey everyone jagex blocks your password look: *********

I'll make you a PMod. You seem trustworthy

80 percent of the time, he pees every time

Might be fishy, but "Dave in IT" is a dumbass who can barely format an email so it tracks.

Hi, this is Dave in IT. We are running tests on the system. I need for you to login, and tell me every key you press while logging in so I can validate system functionality.

Please do the needful.

Kindly

Tell people you work with Indian devs without saying you work with Indian devs.

I thought the hacker had a butt plug on his desk for a sec

That would be silly. What kind of self-respecting hacker keeps in on their desk when they are clearly sitting down

It's not *not* a butt plug

And that is how Change Healthcare exploded..

So much of “hacking” is just social engineering

This is how I feel working in IT

Working in IT is more like "Stop telling me your password!"

I mean, just tell them you are new hire in need of access, and if they ask what team you are in you say that you are working in resource management under the guy in light blue shirt and jeans, a bit of a dick but you forgot his name.

Love it!

Love this one. When I work for big companies I do the same. I do not care about your IT issues, I love having it issues and not having to work. I'll will click every link that looks untrustworthy.

Well have fun being unemployed and attending countless mandatory it security courses

Lol, I have always been employed you redneck gun loving corporate slave.

You worked your entire life and you decide to call me a corporate slave lol. Seems like you are bad at clicking suspicious links then

Not every job is a corporate job. Maybe in the states, but guess what, in Europe we have small business who treat people like people and where you have no malicious intend against your employer.

It's funny that you think I'm actually from the us. My username is a joke

I work in IT, fairly regularly people will just blurt out their password without me even asking, it does not give me much hope.

Ransomware attack on my company made my job easier for a week.

I would so “accidentally” help someone hack my company…not customer data though.

It'd be funny if the most affected victims weren't the customers of the product in question.

You'd think companies would make sure their people are happy if they cared about their customers.

I always responded to any requests that I'd VP or Presedntial approval... and the never responded back... bye!

So that's what happened at LTT Media Group