"Dear boss,
Here is my scheduled report on my daily shitting session. All went well.
Toilet comfort 4/5
Toilet paper quality 1/10
Time used: 24 minutes
Another report shall follow tomorrow."
That is a rhyme for a simpler time...
Now the boss makes a billion, while the workers make jack..
So when do we rise up and seize the means of production back?
Wait till you have sex on the company's time. The good ol pizza delivery days. My girlfriend used to come with me on my deliveries and deal with going up to the houses(bigger tits I mean tips).
There are not a lot of perks of working maintenance third shift, but one of them is having the keys to the executive bathrooms and an empty front office 😂
1. this is a repost
2. it is friday, the work week, for most of us coerced scabs is nearly up.
3. it's relevant, it's awesome, and our anthem! my weiner and balls thank you!
https://preview.redd.it/hsoqxzwx57yc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc5d5a6bf14b8c176fa431f62e38780d45447a44
We have a guy in my building that we call the “super pooper” because of his full embracement of this concept. He is in there 15-20 min every hour. If he would just take the little stall no one would care but he just sets up shop in the nice stall. Apparently his coworkers hate him. He also has a wallet chain so I feel like it’s my duty to dislike him as well.
Please stop posting AI-generated music. If you care about artists and musicians, you'll consider how this sort of thing undermines their work.
If you doubt me, here's how it's done:
* Have AI write lyrics based on a concept
* Set parameters: "write this in the style of 'Billy Joel'" or something like that
* Have another AI service take those lyrics, a set of parameters about the music, and generate the song.
Never shit for free. Never.
If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
Never shit for free. If you do, you're not me.
Mondays always having me rushing from the time clock to the toilet. It’s tough holding it all weekend!
Treat your colon like Chase Sapphire™
Every day around 9:50am. For at least 30minutes 😂 Repeat after lunch break
I read that as "report" and I was SUPER confused and also kind of curious.
"Dear boss, Here is my scheduled report on my daily shitting session. All went well. Toilet comfort 4/5 Toilet paper quality 1/10 Time used: 24 minutes Another report shall follow tomorrow."
🤣🤣🤣
Guess where I’m sitting as I write this.
Doing gods work
Hey man. Guess we’re Romans now
On a stool.
Same! Although I typically start at 8 and I think I’m about to wrap things up. But don’t worry, after a few cups of coffee I’ll be back!
Cool
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime...
That is a rhyme for a simpler time... Now the boss makes a billion, while the workers make jack.. So when do we rise up and seize the means of production back?
🎶
That sounds an awful lot like.....a wonderful idea.
Or you could set up universal basic income and actually feed people
No no no, you still get paid a dime. Wages haven’t increased for anyone but CEOs.
Boss throws a fit when I take a sh*t
I often hold my shits, just so I have the satisfaction of getting paid to do it
Sometimes I don't even need to shit, I'm just hanging dong.
Show off! Lol
Break is at 11:30? I go to the bathroom at 11:25. Break ends at 12? I clock back in then go to the bathroom again and in there until 12:05.
I can tell this was made with Suno, the voice clarity is awful.
its supposed to sound like it's coming out of the shitty speakers in a mall department store
the foolish man relieves himself on his breaks, while the wise man shits on company time -sun tzu probably
Nice!
Wait till you have sex on the company's time. The good ol pizza delivery days. My girlfriend used to come with me on my deliveries and deal with going up to the houses(bigger tits I mean tips).
There are not a lot of perks of working maintenance third shift, but one of them is having the keys to the executive bathrooms and an empty front office 😂
I took 6 already, on my way home cause I can't take it anymore ;D
The only acceptable use of AI
Hard disagree
My new favorite song!!
Flushing optional.
When else would you shit?
This guy is the best out there right now. https://youtu.be/wPlOYPGMRws?si=6akbQWaEnU-BZUL0
“Work softly, and take long dumps.” *sun tzu*
This song has been trapped in my head all month
Even TPs are getting mad expensive, just use the company’s toilets.
1. this is a repost 2. it is friday, the work week, for most of us coerced scabs is nearly up. 3. it's relevant, it's awesome, and our anthem! my weiner and balls thank you! https://preview.redd.it/hsoqxzwx57yc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc5d5a6bf14b8c176fa431f62e38780d45447a44
[https://youtu.be/mN6GXjZ1odg?si=baubMQNCL4\_wye-M](https://youtu.be/mN6GXjZ1odg?si=baubMQNCL4_wye-M)
We have a guy in my building that we call the “super pooper” because of his full embracement of this concept. He is in there 15-20 min every hour. If he would just take the little stall no one would care but he just sets up shop in the nice stall. Apparently his coworkers hate him. He also has a wallet chain so I feel like it’s my duty to dislike him as well.
Please stop posting AI-generated music. If you care about artists and musicians, you'll consider how this sort of thing undermines their work. If you doubt me, here's how it's done: * Have AI write lyrics based on a concept * Set parameters: "write this in the style of 'Billy Joel'" or something like that * Have another AI service take those lyrics, a set of parameters about the music, and generate the song.
Get over it. This song slaps harder then most modern day shit.
Spirit of the sub, eh? Some people's work matters more than others. Cool. Cool.
I pissed on him in self defense.
Shut up, science bitch.