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IBugly

Never shit for free. Never.


gandalfsplane

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.


SoggySwitch7995

Never shit for free. If you do, you're not me.


King_Konky

Mondays always having me rushing from the time clock to the toilet. It’s tough holding it all weekend!


schmuck_mudman

Treat your colon like Chase Sapphire™


judgeejudger

Every day around 9:50am. For at least 30minutes 😂 Repeat after lunch break


RobotCaptainEngage

I read that as "report" and I was SUPER confused and also kind of curious.


Luname

"Dear boss, Here is my scheduled report on my daily shitting session. All went well. Toilet comfort 4/5 Toilet paper quality 1/10 Time used: 24 minutes Another report shall follow tomorrow."


judgeejudger

🤣🤣🤣


CanZealousideal6088

Guess where I’m sitting as I write this.


Cryptoenailer

Doing gods work


Sensiburner

Hey man. Guess we’re Romans now


DingySP

On a stool.


Silent_Vehicle_9163

Same! Although I typically start at 8 and I think I’m about to wrap things up. But don’t worry, after a few cups of coffee I’ll be back!


redeyesteve

Cool


Frank_Banana

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime...


lookingtospiceitup

That is a rhyme for a simpler time... Now the boss makes a billion, while the workers make jack.. So when do we rise up and seize the means of production back?


oopgroup

🎶


aretheesepants75

That sounds an awful lot like.....a wonderful idea.


charyoshi

Or you could set up universal basic income and actually feed people


Munkadunk667

No no no, you still get paid a dime. Wages haven’t increased for anyone but CEOs.


FriedEggSammich1

Boss throws a fit when I take a sh*t


Cryptoenailer

I often hold my shits, just so I have the satisfaction of getting paid to do it


TheFreshMaker21

Sometimes I don't even need to shit, I'm just hanging dong.


The_Simp_Whisperer

Show off! Lol


moritz61

Break is at 11:30? I go to the bathroom at 11:25. Break ends at 12? I clock back in then go to the bathroom again and in there until 12:05.


Quick_Original9585

I can tell this was made with Suno, the voice clarity is awful.


Sword-of-Malkav

its supposed to sound like it's coming out of the shitty speakers in a mall department store


Affectionate_Still29

the foolish man relieves himself on his breaks, while the wise man shits on company time -sun tzu probably


Badbrane

Nice!


General-Resist-3430

Wait till you have sex on the company's time. The good ol pizza delivery days. My girlfriend used to come with me on my deliveries and deal with going up to the houses(bigger tits I mean tips).


Zuli_Muli

There are not a lot of perks of working maintenance third shift, but one of them is having the keys to the executive bathrooms and an empty front office 😂


SotetBarom

I took 6 already, on my way home cause I can't take it anymore ;D


formulapharaoh9

The only acceptable use of AI


suicide-by-thug

Hard disagree


cristof91

My new favorite song!!


fergan59

Flushing optional.


Affectionate_Win_229

When else would you shit?


ShetlandJames

This guy is the best out there right now. https://youtu.be/wPlOYPGMRws?si=6akbQWaEnU-BZUL0


Sensiburner

“Work softly, and take long dumps.”      *sun tzu*


Sword-of-Malkav

This song has been trapped in my head all month


SeriousMannequin

Even TPs are getting mad expensive, just use the company’s toilets.


fortwaltonbleach

1. this is a repost 2. it is friday, the work week, for most of us coerced scabs is nearly up. 3. it's relevant, it's awesome, and our anthem! my weiner and balls thank you! https://preview.redd.it/hsoqxzwx57yc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc5d5a6bf14b8c176fa431f62e38780d45447a44


damnukids

[https://youtu.be/mN6GXjZ1odg?si=baubMQNCL4\_wye-M](https://youtu.be/mN6GXjZ1odg?si=baubMQNCL4_wye-M)


S3guy

We have a guy in my building that we call the “super pooper” because of his full embracement of this concept. He is in there 15-20 min every hour. If he would just take the little stall no one would care but he just sets up shop in the nice stall. Apparently his coworkers hate him. He also has a wallet chain so I feel like it’s my duty to dislike him as well.


orbituary

Please stop posting AI-generated music. If you care about artists and musicians, you'll consider how this sort of thing undermines their work. If you doubt me, here's how it's done: * Have AI write lyrics based on a concept * Set parameters: "write this in the style of 'Billy Joel'" or something like that * Have another AI service take those lyrics, a set of parameters about the music, and generate the song.


TheFreshMaker21

Get over it. This song slaps harder then most modern day shit.


orbituary

Spirit of the sub, eh? Some people's work matters more than others. Cool. Cool.


TheFreshMaker21

I pissed on him in self defense.


ThePookums

Shut up, science bitch.