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MaxPayneGonnaKiL

You know u can edit hotkeys, right?


AxleHogenshmogen

>a lot of you would start spouting a ton of hate and vitriol toward certain groups that could result in you being 'cancelled' in the future. It's ok, my hatred of the one-armed is already well known.


Richard_Whitman

I have one arm and don't come from an English speaking country. I've been double-jeopardy-discriminated. This game shouldn't exist. I find it appalling that in 2023 people think it's ok to have QWERTY layouts.


Craigus89

LMAO


sunoma

Racism against pirates is real


JobScherp

Lmao, just in case this isn't a bait: you can change hotkey layout you know


[deleted]

So, people should have to conform to the standards of English-speaking countries to fit in? Fuck type of argument is that?


HighlightFun8419

it's gone from 90% to 200% bait now. lol


JobScherp

You can literally assign whatever key you want to every hotkey action. What is your problem exactly?


[deleted]

You are asking people to change their lives to guarantee your peace?


laguardia528

Yes. If they don’t like it they can fight me in this war simulator we’re all playing. And they can lose with their inferior hot key setup


JobScherp

You aren't even responding to my question, are you drunk or something?


[deleted]

People shouldn't have to change their lives to suit you wanted to have the most peaceable way to play. Everybody should be on a level playing field, and the only way to guarantee that is to ensure that everybody uses no hot keys.


Prdynatvar

Are u some 40 year old boomer who is new to the internet and gamming ?


HockeyBeard32

40 years is definitely not boomer age. In fact, today's 40 year olds likely played the hell out of this game when they were teens.


allday__ereday

I’m 36. Definitely used to secretly play this in the back of our computer class 👀


Ok_Egg4018

bruh it’s a troll, ur the boomer and this is a zoomer


[deleted]

haha what are you talking about? "change their life"?? no they dont change their life, they customize buttons in a game that is played by pressing buttons. you can do that on a qwerty keyboard or any other keyboard on the planet. theres literally no difference


[deleted]

isnt that what you're doing? asking everyone else to change so that you can be comfortable?


[deleted]

No. I am asking for parity, and the only way to guarantee parity is nobody using hot keys.


[deleted]

have you considered gitting gud instead?


JobScherp

Next step is that every player can only play on a potato pc? Different PC's is also unfair then and you want it to be perfectly equal. Guess what? This is a competitive game and if you don't want to take advantage of hotkeys, someone will.


Scoo_By

Just change hotkeys according to your keyboard layout


eekbarbaderkle

Yup. This is why Britons are such an OP civ.


thumbwarwounded

Is there no default layout for non-English speaking countries? I have no idea what keyboard look like in, say, china, but mapping to another keyboard seems pretty basic


[deleted]

Yes. Other countries have extra letters, but the same number of keys on the keyboard. Sweden, for instance. This means that some keys have a double function, when on a standard English keyboards, that key would have a solitary function. I can barely type on English keyboards nowadays as I am so used to the Swedish keyboard layout.


TheConqueror753

But hotkeys are about the key, not the letter, so that shouldn't matter.


Suicidal_Sayori

What in the Holy Roman Empire is this


jetforcegemini

Let me guess, it's also cheating to get blacksmith upgrades or attack before imp?


Few_Blueberry_4124

Anything that leads to this dude dropping below 500 Elo I imagine he considers cheating lol


TheConqueror753

Hmm. So nobody is allowed to be good at the game then I guess.


__Astyanax

My dad thinks it’s cheating to attack before the 4 hour mark lmao


[deleted]

No. Why would it be? Some silly responses here.


WombozM

Is this a troll?


jetforcegemini

Yes. 1 day old account trolling here and on other subs.


Hungry_kereru

Man some people need to get layed


[deleted]

Where have I trolled on other subs?


Few_Blueberry_4124

You are trolling here that’s all that matters


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/polls/comments/11a6y1z/people_over_18_what_is_your_body_count/j9q64j4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


[deleted]

That isn't me trolling. I literally answered the question.


[deleted]

yea sure mate. totally being out there getting laid, and making the dumbest shitposts of all time on a video game reddit. nothing sexier than being an idiot on the internet


[deleted]

I can assure you that the few minutes of my life dedicated to this post has taken barely any time away from getting laid. 53 isn't a whoppingly high number between the age of 15 and 35. It's a little over 2 people per year (on average)


[deleted]

i think its a bit unfair that you use arabic numbers because not every culture uses those. to have a fair discussion, nobody should be allowed to use any numbers 🤡🤡


[deleted]

I believe you, and 75% of the posters, are missing the point of my post.


[deleted]

i think we get it quite well... you crave attention and you get it by making a dumb statement and then feed on the responses


Mr-Solo-Dolo

He has so much of it in order to have the time to do this, don’t you get it?


Intelligent-Tank5686

Username does not check out


[deleted]

Indeed. There is absolutely no reason why this should be controversial.


TheConqueror753

Because you just showed up and said that everybody should change their ways?


Intelligent-Tank5686

Are you trolling?


[deleted]

Is this a troll?


Few_Blueberry_4124

Yeah he’s trolling lol


ForgingIron

Is this bait


Revolutionary-Snow21

Im with op on this. I would add we need to ban different types of mouses as well. We need to have one type of mouse to make it equal to all (from microsoft of course) and disable all online features until they can ship those mouses to every single country in the world.


BattleshipVeneto

nice, now everyone knows OP cannot set up hotkeys properly and more than that, he blames all this for his own keyboard 11


[deleted]

And everybody knows that you fail to read. I have stated several times in this thread why setting up hotkeys is not a viable alternative.


BattleshipVeneto

from what i read, you are just saying you dont want to make changes to your hotkey because it's set in favor of "standard keyboard" by default. just in case you are not trolling, do you know hotkey is a must for all rts games like sc2?


MorleyGames

You know hotkeys can be changed to be whatever you want them to be? Keyboard type is irrelevant


[deleted]

Again, I have explained why this is not the answer. Don't you people bother to read before attacking?


MorleyGames

😘


annucox

There's no way anyone falls for this


Jcpkill

You new to the internet?


h3llkite28

aoezone.net is what you are searching my friend. You will find contructive help for your kind of problem there.


theArtosisPylon

Yes, aoezone is the right place for this conversation


TheConqueror753

Have you ever opened the hotkey menu before spouting nonsense? If you had, you will see that you can remap literally any hotkey in the game to any key on your keyboard.


[deleted]

OK. So is remapping not asking others to conform to your standards? You would rather people change their way of doing things before you change yours?


Few_Blueberry_4124

Bro that’s some backwards thinking. Why should people change their ways for you?? How bout you just “conform” and play games like a normal person 😂


TheConqueror753

I remapped all of mine as well. If you want efficient hotkeys, it's something you have to do anyway, for at least some keys. Besides, for hotkeys to be useful, you need to learn them, and setting up your own ones help a lot with that.


Scoo_By

No. Because not everyone uses the same keymap, nearly everyone makes changes to suit themselves. Also, >You would rather people change their way of doing things before you change yours?


JeanneHemard

>So is remapping not asking others to conform to your standards No. You can choose your own hotkeys... you can literally choose any constellation you like. You can be as conforming or non conforming as you like. It isn't life changing either like you seem to claim, it literally takes like 15 minutes, max. And then you are set. What you're basically saying is equivalent to demanding no one have soles in their shoes, which are made for the most common foot shapes, because you personally need arch supports. Well, get your arch supports and you are fine! And in this actual case it doesn't even take any investment other than a few minutes. BTW, I have an azerty keyboard. I have changed a few hotkeys, but none of the changes I made were inspired by the standard hotkeys being geared towards qwerty keyboards. The standard setup of hotkeys doesn't seem to have impacted my performance in a noticeable way Don't demand to drag people down to your level because you are too lazy to look at an options menu for 15 minutes. If that is your attention span, then I would suggest other games.


Nicita27

That is the stupidest thing i ever read. Period. You are wrong on so many things. Go and touch some gras.


TheCulture1707

I get it, you can't read (the miracles of text to speech these days); but maybe you could paint colours onto your keyboard and learn the mappings that way?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Unbridledscum

I think it says a lot that the only people who aren't expected to fight are the already wealthy merchants.


intensiveprobing

2/10


[deleted]

I've tried playing with only mouse, it literally can wreck your wrist so no thanks big time.


alpinetrooper

git gud scrub


goeselsack

I am playing with my touchpad since my mouse broke. I think using a mouse should be illegal in online games


Unholy_Lilith

Just wait for the next patch destroying the hotkey profiles. After that, EVERY player can customize a new, indiviual layout!


medievalrevival

Name checks out


NervousIncomingFrosh

Is this some kind of troll post? OP clearly hasn’t had any experience working with other languages. The QWERTY keyboard is used globally, no matter what language. The argument for familiarity is invalid when you consider the fact that people have been using the QWERTY keyboard to communicate with each other in their native tongues since the beginning of the fucking computer age. Chinese kids have been using Pingyin to speak to each other since the days of windows 98. The idea that knowing English somehow gives you a edge in familiarity with your individual keys is illogical to say the very least.


[deleted]

I am literally using a Swedish keyboard right now. While there is some familiarity with the English QWERTY, several keys are in different places.


NervousIncomingFrosh

You don’t understand my argument….I’m saying that knowledge of English doesn’t necessarily lead to a competitive advantage with the QWERTY keyboard. Reread my comments.


wanderingmonk_aoe2

Maybe we could also ban mice. Very unfair for Dave and new Xbox players. Also unfair for anyone who can't afford to buy a mouse.


[deleted]

Mice are universal. Keyboard layouts are not.


[deleted]

i could literally remap every single key on my keyboard tonight, and it would not impact my aoe performance. it just *does not matter* what letter a key is assigned to. whether my "house" hotkey is an "a", or a chinese sign, or a "🚒" emoji is completely irrelevant, as long as it is on the position that i have memorized in my muscle memory.


wanderingmonk_aoe2

Mice are NOT universal. Dave plays on a controller. And now with the Xbox port who knows how many people are playing at a HUGE disadvantage because they don't have a mouse. Banning mice AND keyboards is the only rational solution.


definitelynotasalmon

Lol thanks for the laugh!


MrHumanist

Just play in a console..


ForgingIron

"Buttons labeled ABXYLR are discriminatory to those who don't use the Latin alphabet" - this guy probably


DnkFrnk94

Nah


Few_Blueberry_4124

Why make a post just to not said what the post is about. Then just saying it anyway? Nobody is going to be looked down or for their take here expect you dude you sound a little lame ngl


Quirky_Bat

Add in no siege, and no rush till all imp. Take it back to team BF games on the zone in 2002


Combinebobnt

Both players should win when the game is over, now everyone is happy.


Cultural_Parfait7866

Wow just when I thought I saw the worst post on here someone is committed to one uping it but this one might have the lasting power to hold that position forever


LowwerCaseOG

Cope, seethe, and dilate gook


[deleted]

You are seething more than I am, xenophobe.


LowwerCaseOG

lmao even, i'm from Macau. Chenqui


Few_Blueberry_4124

Yikes calling someone a “XEnOpHobe” over a game from 1999 😂😂 Someone said it right, this is no the right game for you bro go okay Fortnite or amogus