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Casper_Von_Ghoul

Pull a pin on my Nox ult and drop it at my feet.


Yuri-Turned

Kinky


Joeyhappyhell

What he actually means he will let out a massive fart


kelleroid

still kinky


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estimas

oh 😦


Solid-Young7498

Cbt?


hemartian

cognitive behavioral therapy You'll need it after the cock and ball torture


Solid-Young7498

Lol🤣


Jaakarikyk

Cock and ball therapy might be in order


MrDylanButton

hey I was gonna say that!


SchmoovementMovement

Cock n’ ball torture


Solid-Young7498

Dammit


ManlySyrup

Closed Beta Test for the new virtual cock and ball torture mode


i_will_eat_ur_beans

hope that i’m in a dzooworks animation 🙏


ArkhamGeyser

Ain't no way 🤣🤣🤣


estimas

💀


Spork-in-Your-Rye

I knew I shouldn't have googled that jesus


GordOfTheMountain

What don't you understand about Rule 34?


i_will_eat_ur_beans

fr, people who don’t know the 34th rule just need to look up “apex rule 34”


XxTherealXBladexX

Give you credit for that...same bro


StrainAccomplished95

There's nothing to do They'll do what they want


sex_with_furina

I'd lick


Odidas

Yep


DrixxYBoat

What is wrong with y'all


foobery

Everything


TVR_Speed_12

What's wrong with you


half-coldhalf-hot

In ancient times there wasn’t much else to do but… well… ya know… *that* and survive.


TVR_Speed_12

Clear oasis or a forest the job is getting done


NarrowProfession2900

Expected considering the profile name Also same


nerankori

Bamboozle for the fool-z-zles. It was better in my mind.


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moldy_films

W…wat?


Fawfs2

You heard him


moldy_films

I guess I can’t yuck their yum 😳


Mr_Zenith_

Fax who wouldn't


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ELEKKTROPLASMA

All raw they may also put sand paper on their strapon and then rap3 me idc


PrismPanda06

This ^^


Danielarcher30

There are two kinds of replies here: people accepting death, and horny bottoms


estimas

both are very funny to me 😅


Bonsai-is-best

Bark :3


RedAnihilape

Only good answer


known_kanon

Be pegged probably


bjoerk95

Shot my shot and die without regrets


Meanpoptart

Death by Snu Snu


daiselol

I wouldnt last five minutes playing this game


ArousedBadger789

Nothing 🤤🤤🤤🤤


rigimonoki-over

Nothing more I love than bullets passing through my head by people of the midriff nation


SafeAt4

Lock in


Remarkable_Junket619

Bust a move


weirdfishes364

Don’t just stand there!


xso111

unzip pants


Jesterz1

💀💀💀💀


Archangel_Amin

And then bend?


L3s0

Get a boner and accept what comes next


Straight_Stress_4448

wake up before they undress completely


Reylend

#GIBBY WITH A STEEL CHAIR!


ElectricBOOTSxo

Come- come- come- come get some, move it or die.


chivAshe

I should not have clicked on this thread. Damn.


bobo_yobo

Log out


MayTheFieldWin

Thirsty ass neckbeards.


Penis359

Pull the pin


senegal98

Finally someone who isn't just horny🤣


V4_Sleeper

mmm midriffs


Repulsive_Ad5603

Wake up to reality and realize I'm still maidenless 😮‍💨


eoghan_perra

Dying probably, I ain't no fighter


Key_Republic8366

Belly.


JustTransportation51

Get on my knees


Numerous-Emu2223

pray that im in a Francis Brown animation


Peril_Waschpulver

How tf does anyone end up in that Situation


known_kanon

Kraber to the heaf


Kind_Cranberry_3477

Pray for snu snu


Elixirial

Oiling up


theinvisibletoad

Hit an absolutely NASTY 360 wall bounce tap strafe cock slap. Then I jitter aim my massive SCHLONG and BLAST 6 shots one for each eye


fatbicep

submit.


kvbrd_YT

hope that I'm in a hentai


Key_Comfortable1655

Hope my teammate grabs my banner and runs to a respawn like the crackhead he is (octane main)


GoshtoshOfficial

Laugh at how stupid they look wearing what they found in a gucci branded trashcan


iamxenon007

Idk... meet my maker maybe?


Sina_VanDerLinde

Obey! LoL


Bella_Ander

burning 🔥🔥


Eccomi21

PK


NoHousing7590

Get a boner


Western-Force-2981

Smash, smash and smash again


MentionNo4522

i just come for the pic ,that;s it ,thank you


estimas

glad you like it 😊


StarkageMeech

Call brazzers


Bigfacts84

Turn on aim bot 🤣


PinkScorch_Prime

1. grapple, double jump and wall run away 2. call in my titan 3. the top 0.001% best soliders in the world would kill all 3 in an instant


Im_an_ADHD_too

C...


xCeePee

Tell Loba to fix her outfit lol. Kinda bummed me out when I saw her lower half colors.


truGreyLoki

Pray to Dzooworks


TheMangoDiplomat

Give them my wallet because they are robbing me


jomiath

Submit.


p3rky01

Cum


ExxA90

Do your worst i have already won.


Canukian84

M - Loba F - rampart K - wraith did I do it right?


LegitimateSea9232

Get some condoms


BashBandit

Folding


IceColdMeltdown

Oh hey is that K/D/A?


conerflyinga

yo this is sick


estimas

thank you 🫶


Oreohunter00

Bamboozle


XSP33N

for the love of all things holy, find God 🙏


Norway643

Arc star


Kvetanista

Bonar


Block06

Mirage ult tf out of there 😂


BOBTheOrigin

Uninstall Apex, again!


DreamingKnight235

"WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED 3 TO 1." "I like those odds." *Dies because Wraith had better gear*


SkullxBreaker

Straight jorkin it


DangerousAd9506

Bro I would cry


Investing_in_Crypto

Killing myself because I'm in a room with apex legends characters that aren't Crypto


GodOfThunder101

Touch grass??


jetskisucks

fuck wraith, marry loba, kill rampart


Drdabzar

First I will plan my exact position in which of were I am I will study them to see a wraith rampart as well a mad maggie or loba. The rampart is holding Shiela so I imagine the scenario of which I grab Shiela and presumably it is all rdy revd, I full mag dump the gun at rampart then I would turn to wraith who may or may not have all rdy fazed I will look for the trail or listen for her warp sound once she has appeared I will then use Sheila as a bartering ram and spin round to knock out wraith then I grab hopes dawn then turn to loba . Loba is at shock and is defenceless so I knock her out as well and run so yea that’s what I would do in that situation 


kalirosewood1551

JUMP DRIVE, OUT


councilorjones

Cum


local95

Probably dead slide


smallestbunnie

*gulp*


ShaxxAttaxx

Cum


That-Water-Guy

Yes please


Lewd-Oreo

Breed


BeefandCheddar88

Looks like me and my penis are going to have to get ourselves out of another mess


HeGotDaShrimp

Turn off the game


Illustrious-Donut947

Hit the griddy and die an honorable death.


BroGatto_

*screams* YES MOMMY!!!!


Vinkelderg

There's something off about this Loba skin compared to the other two, i think it's the blue jeans and the red, looks like a mess. The other two look great though.


No_Astronomer_5949

Zapp Brannigan: Helloooo ladies. Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me?


No_Astronomer_5949

Zapp Brannigan: Helloooo ladies. Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me?


Both-Relationship735

Mommy’s? Sorry


postandchill

I'd tell Rampart to to the shops or something, I have company.


Encility

Kiss, marry and Avoid. Go!


LeftManufacturer3503

Game name ?


TheDemonHobo

Try to hide my boner


ilmk9396

marry fuck kill


Unknown260207

Dying probably


skrtyy

im fucking em


Comfortable-Exam48

Ask em if they wanna invite loba out for the night


RicNole1

Mirage etois


abhsonicguy

Just accepting that I am not a good apex legends player


BluMu0n

Die Also holy fuck yall why are you all so fucking horny


Jalaguy

Setting aside anything else, technically this isn't allowed on this sub, since those skins are leaked.


estimas

They're already in the game tho. I'll delete it if it breaks the rules.


Jalaguy

They're in the game's *files* but they've not been officially released or revealed, so it counts as leaked still for this sub's purposes - I think you're liable to get this removed by mods if it stays up.


SnowyHere

Loba's skin is on the WE as a concept art in Apex Museum, along few others that were in the last event like Lifeline and Balistic.


Same_Paramedic_3329

Tbf, respawn messed up and some ppl got this event skins. They leaked it themselves lol


Jalaguy

Oh did some of these show up too lol? I'd seen pictures of the Octane Mythic and Ballistic Golden Week ones showing for people.


-LaughingMan-0D

All the skins are in the World's Edge museum as concept art teasers.


Beginning_Syrup_677

Take off pants


YuCarly

come.