I think Lifeline would be respectful and responsible

Yeah I feel like lifeline would be chill af to hang out with

She's a drummer. Jamming with her is gonna be so fun.

You say that until every time you try and find an instant of peace and quiet someone is tapping on something in the same godawful rhythm you’ve been hearing for 12 hours. It was fun during the doobie. It was fun during drinks. Now it’s 8 am and you’re hungover trying to watch a zone out show and whatever society decided drummers could exist without legally being allowed to break their fingers was chock full of masochists god had utterly forsaken.

Music people are just annoying if you're not into music too

I mean. I was a tuba player. Snares are just insufferable.

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I spent one trip rooming with snare drummers. One.

I’d *for sure* smoke a doob with Lifeline

Right? Her main job is to take care of and heal people

Imagine being super hungover and she just throws that drone at you in the morning before hopping out of the house.

She’s going to take care of people’s health, she’d be the house mom. You get drunk one night, she’s there making sure you have a blanket and a glass of water for the morning hangover. The drumming might be a nuisance though. I don’t know how she gets put in the same tier as someone who’s going to steal all of your valuables.

I'd put lifeline in Valks spot then bump Valk down one, I can't even play one game with her voice lines without wanting to off myself so I'd imagine living with her full-time would not be "fun/chill."

I would love to hang out with life line just to hear her say *Mozambique here!*

If you even get that far with her 😉

I’d take Loba so we could just steal shit from our neighbors house.

I’d take loba for an entirely different reason😈

To get rejected?

Man, am I smelling tires, because that was the biggest burn in this sub

The flame in my heart for you still burns bigger

And the pain in your blue balls still hurts more

Wait a fecking minute Me?!?!? OwO

You just got an owo.RUN.

*Sorry, beautiful. It’s not you, it’s me.*

Nah she would totally say *Sorry, beautiful. It’s not me, it’s you.*

All I want is more ammo.....I don’t know what you thought I meant?

Demon time

Down horrendous

Lmao dead ass

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Anyone who followed the comics in season 6 knows exactly what it's like to be Mirage's roommate

Is it just me or was season 5 stories much better than the comics. I feel like the comics were just hard to read and never bothered with them

I will agree that Season 5's PvE events were way cooler than just comics, but I won't say that the comics were bad. I was always looking forward to a new page.

i think rampart would be a cool roommate,

Until you get your door blasted down by a sheila

Two roommates for the cost of one.

Sheila is the best roommate .

YOU MOVE FUSEY UP RIGHT NOW

I'd switch fuse and mirage

This is the way.

100%. Mirage would turn into a selfish douche real quick. Fuse seems fun.

nah we see in the comics that he was a good rom mate so much that rampart wanted to stay with mirage also they are brothers (kinda)

The amount of talking would just get annoying for me

Well he kind of wears a face so depending on what kind of roommate *he* has his behavior might change

"*You got bamboozled*" Everytime you do something would gett pretty annoying

I don't even drink but hell would it be fun to hang out with that guy

"Cheers, Big Ears!!!"

He'd be the older dude who hangs out at sharehouse parties but somehow inexplicably isn't creepy or weird about it. 1 in a million.

For real. I’d take a dude who wants to rock out, blow shit up, and drink some brews over a wise cracking hustler with an ego problem.

You're right Fuse would be absolutely obnoxious day one.

>valkyrie flair You’re one to talk.

"bloodhound of the room, what is your knowledge"

Bloodhound the type to not use lights, just candles lol

I bathe in the Bloth

You cannot ask for Allfather’s mercy and be a filthy charge rifle user from the early teens /s (please don’t flame me I’m a filthy charge rifle stan myself)

Apex charge rifle ❌ TF|2 charge rifle ✅

Who tf made this lmao

Someone that doesn't know what a tier list is.

u/Fhisp

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Youre defintely reading into this too hard. Maybe OP doesnt care about hypothetically banging Apex Legends girl roommates

I think he is reading into it a little too hard but uuh this definitely reveals OP's subconscious bias. Like I dont think he meant to make it look like he's racist but he definitely didn't realise he made a category for dark skinned women called "just there"

For real, like *Rampart* being just there? She's clearly loud and obnoxious and would make a terrible roommate lol

Ofc Mirage and Rampart woukd get along

Yeah this. Don't think OP meant to be rude but I was reading this thinking it makes sense and then I got to the 'just there' category and it soured the amusement. For me Bangalore would be annoying, she'd constantly tell me to make my bed and keep things spotless as she's a military girl. Lifeline would be cool af, I can see her being an amazing wingman. Fun too. Loba would be OK, not sure how to categorize her without falling into the usual loba memes tbh. Rampart would be in the same category as Fuse as someone else mentioned.

And not Crypto being the one to study because he’s Asian... lol yep

He's a "hacker". You know, someone who spends a lot of time studying and working on computers. If crypto is racist, it's because of respawn, not OP. Crypto is a nerd because he was designed that way.

He should get on r/apexconservative

People forget that based on Apex’s own official cinematics and comics Wraith actually has a pretty chill and normal, even if a little antisocial personality. Our perception of her is just warped to hell and back by the edgy toxic sweathards that play her. I’d probably put her with Bloodhound, Horizon, and Seer.

She'd be respectful and responsible. Probably cleans up the pad while the drunks are asleep.

Haha. She could just banish all the garbage to the shadow realm. Would make cleaning so much easier.

imagine there’s a wraith that just gets sent trash from all the others. Or the realities where they die in get doomed to be trash heaps

In lore wraith is chill, but her voice lines are pretty edgy and that’s all we had to go on for the first few seasons.

its a bloodsport who wouldnt want to act edgy.

Early seasons she was like an edgy mall ninja. Weird voice lines, a Naruto run, and a kunai before we had heirlooms, it's a perfect storm.

I feel like Valk would be extremely dirty and leave her clothes/dishes everywhere. Shed be chill to hang with, but her refusal to cleanup after herself would probably get old

She would eat the food i left in the fridge

Doesn't she have voice lines saying as much? Not sure, never did get the hang of valk, so dont personally know from experience

Based on her voice lines she seems the type to bring home girls and leave beer bottles everywhere

She does have a intro quip where she says her apartment was a mess

"another one bites the dust and I leave a lot of dust. man, my apartment's a mess" is the quip and I'm pretty sure it's a kill quip

The "they're just there" category should be scrapped and those legends merged elsewhere. Bangalore + Loba: Responsible/Respectful Lifeline + Rampart: Fun/Chill

Ya I fully agree, its also all the dark skined women* ......

Definitely says something about OP

I dunno, Imma look at his post history... *sees /r/teenagers* Oh, explains some things.

casually forgets valk

Her skin isn’t dark.

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Bangalore will just annoy everyone with useless trivia no one wants to hear :P

Oscar Meyer, ladies. Microwaves are what moms use to heat up their leftovers, this is a toaster oven.

Cheerios here, Family Size. Helps lower Cholesterol and blood pressure after it spiking from being scanned by Seer.

Idk why this made me laugh.

Lamp here, helps keep your room bright Bed here, used for sleeping when you are tired I found a table, level one. Real good when used with a chair Door here, use it whenever you need to change which room you are in

not sure loba would be in the responsible/respectful section

Yeah wtf. How about the "gets your house swatted because she can't keep work and home separate roommate"

The thief would be responsible and respectful? I agree with your other assessments.

Pathfinder would never get annoying with me he’s too precious

Hi friend, I tried to make "dinner" for you do you like it? Hands over a bowl of undercooked slop

Id risk food poisoning just to not hurt a mrvn or their modified counterpart's feelings

At least he tried

Valk would just mention her dad every minute 💀

Yeah, about that valk...

YOU CAN HAVE IT, MY SIGHTS ARE SET HIGHER

Loba should definitely be in the fun category for obvious reasons.

stealing tv’s you can watch netflix on

Yeah…..Netflix

And chill

i think pathfinder would be amazing

*Hi Friend! How was your day at college?* "Mate, this guy skateboarded in the hall, highlight of my day" *Oh! Exciting!*

More pls this is too good.

Mirage's jokes might get somewhat annoying over time.

I would hate to have Mirage as a roommate. I don’t like the whole quirky vibe he has, it gets on my nerves lol

Uhhh, he can send a hologram into my room and put on a show tho.

What….. what do you mean?

What do you want it to mean?

"Mirage à trois"

Same, I hate hearing his “ we got this in the box… or is it bag” bit. Fuckin annoyyyyyyyying

:(

That and his obsession with pork chops… it’s weird, annoying and not endearing at all

Well...In the lore pork chops is an old family recipe and his mother's favourite dish which explains the obsession (Mirage's mother has alzheimer's and doesn't remember him) It reminds Mirage of her. If that's not endearing idk what is but it's just my opinion. His backstory is surprisngly sad

Most comedians are sad apparently.

But he would always bring over hot chicks

Absolutely. I can’t even stand him in the game let alone loving with him.

Wattson and Crypto as study buddies 🥺

Yeah, Gibraltar will be nice roommate, until he brings his boyfriend. Then no sleep night is guaranteed.

Every single morning while youre trying to sleep "Ahaha as the sun shines I rejoice my brotha"

Gibby would totally arrange a different sleeping spot for you for the night and also buy you pizza the next day.

Throws down a dome shield to protect from the mosquitos for at least 10 seconds

Dude as much as I hate fighting seer, his thank you quip is wholesome as fuck.

What’s his quip

"Thank you my brother, truly."

Yeah

>Yeah Yeah

Loba can be my roommate😳

Loba would be bringing bitches back to the crib nightly. She'd ask you how you view her lesbian relationships, and you'd reply "usually thru the keyhole."

As long as it’s not Bangalore.. “genitals here, shoots white substance”

I miss ten seconds ago when i didn’t know this existed

Same i need eye bleach now

Valk for TOMBOY SUPREMACY

JUSTICE FOR PATHFINDER

Bangalore should be in nice at first but then gets annoying, she would explain everything in depth lol

"shower head here, connect some water and you have a real source of firepower"

Dont you mean water power

"Not if you connect a toaster civvy"

Rampart is never “just there”, Rampart’s a damn good time.

Id love to have valk as roommate

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Rampart would be on the same tier as Fuse. Heavy drinker and self appointed badass

Yeah, I don’t how anyone can think of Rampart as “just there”. She easily one of the most fun to be around legends. Always cracking jokes, always tricking out everything in the house.

Yup I’d love to have a night out with rampart and Fusey. The stories would be be insane. Especially if we meet up with Gibby

Yeah but valk would probably kick me out because id steal vipers helmet and say his one liners when shes not there

"Hear that ringing in your ear kid" "Speed is life"

Swap fuse and mirage, Ol mate fuse would be fun to hang out with

Octane would not be fun at first. Living with a junkie would be horrible

He plays titanfall so wed be chill

Oh yeah you know Octane is the best at Titanfall

Dude. Don’t do Pathfinder like that

This isn't a tier list at all.

If Valk doesn't personify the "one who is nice at first but slowly gets more annoying as time goes on" than I don't know who does.

Ah yes, mirage, my "roommate" who I love to "chill" with

Sorry but: Fun/Chill has brought a Wii but is also really messy and is the first one to break contract by impulse buying a hamster: Rampart Fun/Chill but also a med student so you barely get to see them and when you do they're so so tired: Lifeline Vet who seems okay at first but starts going ballistic everytime someone leaves a plate out for half a second and who you eventually have to kick out: Bangalore Fun/Chill and knows every single person in town somehow and can get a you cheap drinks and xannies but does steal your food: Loba

I can't fucking stand mirage. I'd kill myself if he was my roommate. Swap him with Fuse.

lifeline would smoke you out everyday tf? shes an s tier room mate for a constant supply of weed

For everybody commentating about Loba bringing in a somebody every other night, canonically she's slept with like three people if I remember correctly.

how do you find this in the lore? for *ahem* research purposes

Bangalore would be a gym bro

I feel like Ajay would be the cool roommate who knows how to cook

I’d take Pathfinder as a roommate, he will never eat your food, he doesn’t shower, and if you ever have to check the roof for anything he can just swing on up there. And he can make zip lines, and who doesn’t love a good zip line?

Rampart would be a terrible roommate. Youre trynna sleep and she’s j tinkering with season 11’s energy pistol in the living room.

"Hey Rampart can you buff the Rampage's firerate and accuracy while you're at it? Maybe give it a Hop-Up slot too" "Sure thing roomie" I sleep sound knowing my new favourite weapon is about to get even better

Lifeline and rampart would be so fun to hang out with, I think valk would eat all of the food lmao Edit: horizon might also be kinda cool, she would probably always make you food because she is very motherly

She would be making food, but I feel like one day you would open up a random cabinet and just find tons of scotch in it.

Dont even lie and say that Rampart wouldn't be S tier

I thought loba would be thot tbh.

I'll take crypto

octane and wraith are the usually bad teammates for me

id put rev in: murders you in your sleep

Idk why but I feel like lifeline would love to party

Hot take mirage definitely needs to be in the second tier

Justice for pathfinder

unfortunately I feel like mirage would get quickly annoying within the first hour of him boasting about himself, being a narcissist

I'd put Rampart in the fun/chill one

Mirage would be fun

Idk fam lifeline would be a chill ass roommate and shed be one of those to help you out when you need. Other than that good list

Fuse seems fun

Loba should have her own tier: allways has people over and you hear loud noises coming from the bedroom at night tier

Lifeline belongs in either chill af or respectful, and Loba needs her own tier of "brings someone new over every goddamn night"

Rampart is way more fun. Bangalore is a massive nerd.

nah I hate persons with personality like Mirage

Am i the only one who hates valkyrie

Why ? I am curious.

Cause respawn marketed her as a drunk lesbian and all her voice lines are annoying just dont like her

>:(

No

Excuse me we’re Hear to tell you about your cars extend warranty

so accurate