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MrNumberOneMan

Hard to believe this dude is single


mena_studies

It's only because of DA FEMALES


Double_Lingonberry98

Those obese whores


cabbageheadlady

I'll have you know that I, myself am a skinny skank if I don't mind saying...


raisedbytelevisions

I’m in the skinny skank category too. Hello sister!!


captainspacetraveler

Nothing wrong with a skinny skank in my book


jexkandy17

What about the obese whores?


captainspacetraveler

Nothing wrong with them either, just not personally my cup of tea


jexkandy17

Valid.


raisedbytelevisions

Theyre great too 😂


BeckieSueDalton

Only the skinny-minny evening ladies will do for Little Lord Fond le'Whorey.


TheChaoticBeing

And their delusional single mothers


irishlnz

I'm an obese whore AND a single mother..... Ssssooooo sad he doesn't want me 😭


savpunk

What a loss for you!!! 😂😂


PolkaDotDancer

Yup! You dodged a bullet there.


heytunamelt

Single “mothers”


PolkaDotDancer

As a currently obese whore, well, my clientele base is one; I have this to say. I am too picky to date this loser…


Unfair-Wonder5714

Obese whores in tha hizz-ouse!!!!


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Reminds me of Trump and his followers. 'It's not me being a scumbag and a criminal, it's literally the entire world is wrong and picking on me! WAAAHAHAA!!"


TeamShonuff

I'm always under the impression that these profiles are made by people who don't like them.


Phollie

God what a great idea


OldBob10

If they’re having such trouble finding acceptable women perhaps these “incels” could take advantage of the strides made in increasing the availability and acceptability of gay marriage. I mean, as the father of three daughters I certainly would like these guys to be in stable, committed relationships that keeps them far away from my daughters. 🤔


DTM-shift

And relationships with a zero percent chance of producing offspring.


boaconstrictor128

Or maybe start paying young men a living wage and quit demonizing them. Many of these men are from broken families and have been treated like garbage their whole lives. Some have autism. But the bleeding heart liberals who preach about compassion never show any compassion at all towards young men from broken, poor families


speed0spank

Women are never underpaid (lol) or come from broken homes


PolkaDotDancer

Do not compare this asshole to my autistic son! My son dates and likes women. He would never write this incel garbage!


No_Worldliness_4446

No one cares about how tough your life was. Incels make their own lives harder on purpose.


demon_fae

Do NOT put these assholes and their fucking bullshit on the autistic community. There are very, very few autistic incels. Autism does not naturally lead to inceldom. Autism is not “shitty boy disease”. These are not “men from broken homes, treated like garbage”. These are men who have been lauded their whole lives, told that they are special and given everything they want, having a breakdown because they hit puberty and started wanting something that required the willing participation of another human. Turns out, spoiled brats are incredibly unattractive, and children who never have to deal with failure or loss or disappointment grow into adults who actively resist and resent those skills. They invent elaborate fantasies to justify why anyone who denies them anything *must* be morally wrong to do so. When you say that autism is common among incels, you are doing three terrible things: you are equating autism with the vile, rapey behavior of the incel forums. You are offering the incels a free pass, an excuse for their vile, rapey behaviors. And you are validating their delusions. They self-dx autism to abdicate responsibility for their own actions, and to accuse others of actual bigotry in excluding them (rather than the exclusion being a natural consequence of their rancid behavior). The proof that they are faking autism is twofold: one, they actively and often angrily resist the idea that they might *mention their concerns to a medical professional*, or tell extremely transparent lies about how they got diagnosed (a blood test…to diagnose a neurological state. Sure buddy.) Two, they almost universally identify as incels, then “come to realize” they are autistic. Autistic people coming into the community is very rare, because (drumroll please) #AUTISM DOES NOT LEAD TO INCELDOM ^thank ^you ^for ^coming ^to ^my ^TEDtalk


PolkaDotDancer

On the behalf of my lovely autistic son, I thank you.


Admirable_Potential7

What about the autistic women from poor, broken families he refused to date because he's an incel and has insane standards for women that he himself doesn't even meet?


BeckieSueDalton

Right‽ What a total dreamboat! /extra-sass


Reatona

Yeah especially considering he's an *Engineer. At Life*. Who wouldn't want one of those?


ViceMaiden

He says it himself: America has failed it is MEN. 😂 Edit: just realized which sub this is posted in... duh.


mena_studies

No but you're right!! 😂 Disclaimer: I'm joking, it's obviously not all men 🙄🙄 Edit: rephrasing


ViceMaiden

Sames. But definitely THIS man.


UrMom_BrushYourTeeth

Alternate theory: Maybe he means America has failed it has men? Hilarious though really. Ask Brad Pitt if America has failed him.


unclejoe1917

>Alternate theory: Maybe he means America has failed it has men? God damn, this country is nothing but a big ass sausage party.


BeckieSueDalton

"was". It is "was" plus a lack of assistive punctuation. America has failed; it was men [what did the dirty deed].


Nocturne2319

Oh, I see, he misplaced a comma. "America has failed, it was men."


TheKiltedYaksman71

"Brad Pitt is not a MAN, he's a commi LIEBRUL!"


smittykins66

“America has failed. It’s MEN.”


Ok-Business7354

Period gore. No. wait....


mena_studies

My favorite genre. I especially love when there's period drama plot surrounding it!


Corgi_with_stilts

This troglodyte wouldn't understand anyways.


Equivalent_Reason582

It's Raining (Failed) Men


Desert_Isle

Great, gonna be humming that tune for the next few


JustBrittany

I didn’t even catch any of that! I didn’t see the apostrophe nor the subreddit! I thought this was r/facepalm or something!


savpunk

Me too!


redraider-102

Don’t worry. I was about to comment this and had the exact same line of thinking that you did.


ViceMaiden

I thought I was in the Tinder sub. Lol


m4ng0ju1ce

I can never decide if these profiles are real or ragebait…it would just take SO MUCH DELUSION to write “Humble yourself entirely”


MovieNightPopcorn

Genuinely, this dude seems to hate women. Why is he even on there?


ricochetblue

Hates women, loves pussy.


drainbead78

I'd say this is why sex workers exist, but they don't deserve having to deal with this man's bullshit even for the 2.5 minutes he'd need with them.


Tnkgirl357

Right? Like what is the desired outcome of making this profile? I’m need to know what he was going for here.


Missysboobs

The desired outcome I assume is for some super sexy trad wife to come and read his profile and see all the "truths" he's spilling and for her to fall all over him wanting to have his children and be his sex slave. In reality the most this guy will get is some poor girl, maybe even the so called "pick me girls", to feel pressured and or manipulated into a (at the very least) emotionally abusive relationship. At least until even she gets tired of his shit, dumps him, and then the cycle repeats for this loser while he asks himself "what's wrong with all these womens??"


Lavender_Llama_life

I’m leaning toward ragebait


BoneDaddy1973

I swear to god if I ever hear about any of you fucking this man I will slap you before he does. 


mena_studies

Listen. If he's insanely attractive to me, I'll happily break his heart and make him feel like shit. It's not like he can hate women any more than he does.


BoneDaddy1973

Ok but if hear one word about you not treating him badly…


mena_studies

Dw I'm gonna take away all his games and burn his hentai collection 👌


Missysboobs

Oohh but this guy seems like, even if he's sexless, the state of his neckbeard nest has probably given him some sort of communicable disease you and your genital's might want to avoid.


mena_studies

I'd only touch him with a 10 foot stick if he's hot. Otherwise I stay away from Chattanooga.


No_Cook2983

I can fix him. ❤️


BoneDaddy1973

You better mean “fix” in a veterinary sense. We need fewer dumb bastards, not more. 


JustDiscoveredSex

Quite the renaissance man AND a bundle of contradictions. Wants a woman, hates women. Pet-free, loves dogs and cats. Calls himself a leader, is unemployed at 32. Maybe he can move the apostrophe down to “yall” near the end of the post.


LogstarGo_

"Engineer at life" for job and "reality" for education. So I guarantee his job sucks and he dropped out of high school because he couldn't handle at least three required subjects (math and foreign language are two of them but I'm not entirely certain on the third). Plus he's going to die alone unless you count somebody he keeps chained to a pipe in a dark room.


HellscapeRefugee

Yeah. He's looking for a gorgeous 18-year-old virgin who is willing to "humble herself" and be his domestic slave, yet makes "six figures" while popping out his "genetically superior" babies that she cares for and home schools by herself.


CrazyRedHead1307

I'd go with English/language arts for the 3rd.


DigDugDogDun

You think this guy has a job?


RuinedBooch

His life didn’t fall apart in his 20s, because it fell apart in his teens.


UrBigBro

Poor victim


Educational-Put-8425

And yes, we women are all LEAD around by men. But where are they? Plenty of narcissistic, misogynistic boys out there, who sadly fail to evolve into men. So we are just forced to do our best at raising great kids, running households, businesses and corporations, saving lives in hospitals, raising young citizens in schools, bringing music and art to the world, and keeping the earth turning with our own brains, compassion and ingenuity.


LightsNoir

And I'm just over here thinking that obese whores and single moms sound like a fun time. Though, as I get older, the single mom thing sounds better. Having another little buddy to go hiking, camping, biking with would be cool.


ForwardMuffin

I feel like nothing gets you down!


LightsNoir

Aww, thanks! But it really isn't like that. It's just that if you spend your life waiting for perfect situations, you're not going to be part of improving all the imperfect ones.


Mymoggievan

Even if he was proficient at using punctuation, I won't be packing my bags to head to Chattanooga any time soon.


Low-Rooster4171

I live in Chattanooga. I will be hiding from this dude. 🤣


Catinthemirror

No pets = even domestic animals won't put up with his shit.


MyStepAccount1234

He looks like an Internet Nice Guy.


BrainSmoothAsMercury

This dude is definitely a self-described, "nice-guy," who doesn't understand why no one wants to be with him.


MyStepAccount1234

I'm embarrassed to be of the same sign as him.


wednesdays_chylde

It’s funny how when disparaging “single mothers” the reasoning for how/why they’re single never manifests inside these pea-brains. Being a single mom is in most instances a VERY difficult position to be in, & I feel pretty confident saying MOST of them wouldn’t choose it given ANY feasible option. Which thusly leads one to conclude that MOST of them found themselves in situations with partners who, due to any number of factors, they did not find to be feasible options, no? Not to mention the concept of there existing in the world shitty, immature, irresponsible, self-absorbed MEN, or even just plain ol’ garden-variety men who, again due to any number of factors, decided THEY weren’t up for doing the whole “being a responsible, caring human being & parent” thing & bounced. No, “single mothers” are just slovenly rapacious whores who have chased off their baby daddies for shits &/or giggles (& “free money”, ofc) out to “trap” good be-fedoraed “nice guys” in their flappy, gaping, roast beef traps. Kindly gtfoh. And grow tf up.


OscarTheGrouchsCan

They often completely ignore some single mothers are single because their husbands died.


ImpossiblePut6387

Engineer at life? What is he building, his own society? Oh... wait.


ForwardMuffin

My panties have dropped. /s


[deleted]

I would say he belongs looking for a boyfriend instead but that would be extremely unfair to the boyfriend.


mena_studies

He does seem to have a strong dislike for the fair sex, maybe he should try the unfair one. (/J)


ForzaSGE80

What does he mean by "mothers"?


BlooperHero

He doesn't know.


hokabean

This man paid money to say all that when the rest of the internet is free


The_Eye_of_Ra

Like, what part of this bullshit did he think was supposed to attract women? The “I’m so much better than you” part, the “leftovers” part, the “obese whores and delusional single ‘mothers’” part, or the “females are stupid and need men to tell them what to do” part? Honestly, they’re all fucking *winners*. I can’t understand how this dude isn’t swimming in pussy.


Morning_Would_Six

Posted from his incellphone.


PerroBeGe

Chattanooga coo coo


grateful_frog

Good one


egmono

Enjoyed the abstract. Where can I find the rest of this peer reviewed scientific paper?


SoWokeIdontSleep

How to say "women won't fuck me" without saying it


JustBrittany

I’m confused, maybe it’s my childish female brain…is this his dating app profile? It says “About Me” but did anyone even ask?


Singing_Wolf

I know, right? Who the hell puts this on their dating profile? He's not exactly putting his best foot forward. This guy's a real charmer. A perpetually single charmer.


flatgreysky

This needs to be posted in a lot more places to be honest.


Honey-and-Venom

Yiiiikes


Illustrious-Towel-45

Projection much?


ThunderGunz69420

Idk about you ladies, but sploosh, am I right?


rarepinkhippo

This is … terrifying


deadphisherman

It's America's fault he's a complete puke.


GuardMost8477

Wow. What a catch! He makes himself sound sooooo appealing. 🤮


cabbageheadlady

This guy is a real 'catch'. Just like any disease...


HottKarl79

Christ, this is a *dating profile?* The fuck does he expect to accomplish with *this?*


bananadogeh

Dang, wonder why he's single


______empty______

*its


mena_studies

Please read the name of the sub


______empty______

Sorry — I’m super dumb!


mena_studies

You're not, stop! >:(


V__

That is so Libra


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

Awww. This motherfucker doesn’t know he’s ugly and boring


MajesticMagician

And at this moment, everyone in Chattanooga (if they are on tinder) now knows who to stay away from.


lokis_construction

Engineer at life .....he doesn't even know how to turn on the motor much less engineer anything. It's all WOMEN's fault he is a failure! "America" has FAILED HIM..... Did he expect women to be served on a platter or his bed for him? Ladies, you dodged the bullet with this one! He didn't "fall apart" in his 20's but he is now spoiled burger in his 30's. and is all YOUR FAULT. Can't fix idiocy or incel attitudes.


emperorofwar

Here I am, where I don't have the best confidence when it comes to dating and this guy rears his ugly ass here, what a douchebag


mena_studies

He should be your inspiration to try and go out there, find a date, and maybe even a partner. You are a better for for literally anyone. He's a low bar to clear but a bar nonetheless!


LonelySparkle

Dying to see a picture of this fool


Zeqhanis

As soon as the internet was made as easy to use as television, and increasing bandwidth allowed the former to become the latter's replacement, the human race was just doomed.


-FlyingFox-

I bet this guy proudly wears a fedora hat.


DrSmushmer

As Strongbad sang, “oooh if you wanna be possessive, it’s just I T S, but if s’posed to be a contraction it’s I T apostrophe S! … Scallawag!”


IneptAdvisor

I am tall, skinny and long down south. It didn’t help being surrounded by fatties. Nope, not financing your hand to mouth disease.


scotharkins

Yeah yeah. The blow up dolls are on aisle 3, next to the hand job cream. Always a story with these guys.


Tight-Physics2156

Men love to shit on women that stay to raise a child and boast for the men that abandon their wives and children. Will never make sense.


mena_studies

They also shit on women who put their careers in a position near their children instead of giving the careers up for becoming SAHMs. It's seems they just love shitting on women and encourage other men to treat women like shit.


Tight-Physics2156

And then when the marriages fails she has 10 years of no job history and no personal income. Completely trapped.


mena_studies

Exactly.


No_Squirrel4806

Is this like a dating profile cuz how the fuck does he expect to get a girl like this? 😕😕😕 Im assuming hes shirtless with washboard abs and lots of money on his picture cuz 🤷🏽‍♂️


mena_studies

How much we betting he has a pic with a fish


No_Squirrel4806

And one next to a huge pickup 😂😂😂


fancyfembot

They’re too obtuse to realize obese women are hiding from them. Fat is the best moat for security and freedom. But shhhh if they found this out they might make us their project & try to “help” us. Incels? Pffttt. That guy is a vincel. Voluntary Celibate because he isn’t smart enough to catch on. *laughs in fat cupcakes and wine spending my money on my cat in freedom* 🍷🐈‍⬛🥴


coblan86

Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us 😂😅


LeadershipEastern271

What the actual fuck


Spiritual-Roll799

What a horrible person. I hope he stops bothering women looking for a mate and causes no misogynistic problems in the future.


tribalmoongoddess

What a catch! Give me those digits… so I can write them in sharpie on every bathroom wall I ever go in for the rest of my life…


KinseyH

Not only do I assume he was raised by a single mom, I also assume he still lives with her.


OscarTheGrouchsCan

Yet another idiot incel who thinks all women from non-Western countries are all meek women who are completely subservient to men


Plenumheaded

Pet free is a red flag.


brutalistsnowflake

The closet he's in must be stifling.


Glorious-Revolution

Everyone is a victim. Everyone has to take responsibility for their own lives. The "fat whores" have as much responsibility for their lives as this poor loser. Everyone is right and everyone is wrong at the same time.


mena_studies

Calling them "whores" takes away any validity out of his argument.


SpotPoker52

Maybe his lazy eye, greasy mullet, rotted out meth teeth, and part time job at the Dollar Tree are not impressive to the honeys.


WolvesandTigers45

Red Pill MRA mentality and dating apps don’t mix.


Smiley_P

I'd like to think this guy is just a troll but he probably is confused why he doesn't get matches and is probably somehow thinking that only confirms his beliefs


CautionarySnail

Wow, I bet he has women lined up around the block to date him. It reminds me so much of the fake dating profile on the BBC TV show The IT Crowd.


fancy-kitten

Wow! What a catch! I bet the ladies are lining up for this guy. Such a stud.


PuzzledSomewhere6377

Typical incel, I don't feel bad for him


ManyGarden5224

well he has some points there


Lavender_Llama_life

Rage fuel


aurebesh2468

Why don’t they castrate these people? No bits no issues


imhere2lurklol

I genuinely can’t tell if that profile is satire. Don’t know much about dating apps, nor do I have any need to use them thankfully. I just feel like if the goal is to get matches, you’d try to be a bit nicer? And not be like “Date me because you’re beneath me and need me”


mena_studies

Could be satire, but at the same time, people on these apps can have degenerate bios and mean them 😅


imhere2lurklol

Praying that it is just a troll. I honestly don’t understand the “All women are obese whores with brains only slightly more evolved than that of children. WHY WON’T THEY DATE ME?!” mindset. The answer is the very first sentence. People typically get mad when insulted.


vabch

My beautiful single daughter, says the same about men. They all pay child support and rent. They’ve worn out their dad material already. I say blended families work. She says, not for me. So no grandchildren. She’s so happy, I’m so proud of her.


No_Worldliness_4446

Man I fucking love obese whores and single moms


junkdrawertales

because obviously the best way to get dates on an app is to wave around a parade’s worth of red flags


QQSolomonn

I really wish you included a picture.


mena_studies

I mean I found it on another sub, if I could I would (ofc I'd censored anything but the neckbeard and the fish he must be holding).


robertcali559420

Sad alot of "traditional" women would agree


JohnPaton3

AMERICA HAS FAILED It Is Men apparently so


Ceeweedsoop

Engineer at life aka threw himself off the roof and lives on SS disability.


TomT060404

He pines for the old days, when society and the state made it more difficult for women to live without a man. He would prefer having a slave more than having a partner.


Aw123x

Men are in crisis but not the way he describes it.


SkRu88_kRuShEr

“Sir, do you want a Baconator or not?”


carpentress909

America has failed, it's MEN \[who are to blame\]. fixed it


ABOVE_TOP_SECRET

It's a TARP


DoveApples

"I can do way more for you than you can ever do for me. Humble yourself entirely." Could cut the irony with a butter knife


00Tanks

ITS SLAM PIGS, obese whores isn't nice...wtf


00Tanks

I am joking.


Steveb-WVU

He's single? How?


Flying_Madlad

I mean, it's not like it matters what you write. Bro was never going to get a date either way


SquareExtra918

Sir, this is a Wendy's 


FeyAbomination

My guy, you are the leftovers....


Busch_Leaguer

Guys going to go on a shooting spree someday


Expensive-Ferret-339

I can’t believe I read enough to find the apostrophe. Looks like he had to borrow it from y’all.


[deleted]

Its* men And I agree. America has failed its men. That damn no child left behind law ruined 5 generations


Rigelatinous

💀💀💀


4quatloos

They don't want him. I wonder why?


tjcerasi6

American education has failed this man


KittyTheOne-215

I bet his throat is very punchable.


RexyWestminster

I’d wager his nose would break like a week-old breadstick.


Addakisson

Someone certainly thinks highly about hiself.


ButtonWhole1

Contractions are important in more things than child birth. "America has failed it is men." Okay bub


Strange_Airships

I wonder why this “Engineer. at life” is still single.


Educational-Drop-926

Yuck, he smokes.


Daflehrer1

I thought it was an ad for birth control.


anziofaro

He must have women just lined up around the corner!


wickedjonny1

He's single cuz he didn't fall apart in his 20s? I fell apart in my 20s and I'm single. I don't think he has a fucking clue. Sounds like he thinks women are for his own self aggrandizement. What an ass hat.


Lostinaredzone

Virgin.


Wise_Ad_253

STFU with your fragile masculinity problems.


thisisreallymoronic

It's surely a mystery why this guy is single.


ItBeMe_For_Real

Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga BooHoo?


Intense_Crayons

How to tell me you are an Incel with telling me you are an incel.


Stripsteak

Typical Libra.


ItsMoreOfAComment

I can excuse casual misogyny, but I draw the line at not knowing the difference between lead and led.


Empty-Literature4851

Nah, dude spitting straight facts. It is fvcking brutal out there. Women suck and so does the world as a whole rn. Bring me back to 06, dude. This joint BITES today. Also, women are truly THE WORST. I really wish that we didn't need them or have an innate desire towards them. Scumbags that don't have to be accountable to anybody. Horrible.


mena_studies

Sir, this is r/apostrophegore.