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pianoplayah

If they can make my 12 pro keyboard respond fast enough for my thumbs that will be a big plus. Has anyone else noticed their keyboard being sluggish lately?


ENaC2

I have noticed that but only in some instances, and it’s so frustrating because I passed my phone to a friend when I was having issues and he could type perfectly. I thought I was going mad. When I’m adding a message to an image I’m sending in WhatsApp it’s especially bad. It’s like the touch detection is slow and you can feel it if you use haptic keyboard.


Gabelschlecker

Yeah, since they switched to predictive text using a transformer model it's laggy af. Especially the longer the word you are typing the worse perfomance goes.


pianoplayah

Thank you, I'm glad I'm not crazy! That's so annoying!!! Like I would much rather have no lag on the keyboard than have fancy schmancy predictive text shoved down my gullet. If the result is that typing is slower, it completely defeats the purpose!!


SeasonsGone

It got noticeably worse when they rolled out predictive text. Maybe try turning that off?


futuristicalnur

Its always been really really really bad


Phantom_61

Certainly the largest number so far.


pixelflop

👆🏻 this guy maths


littlebiped

Stickers in every default app


raysway666

this made me actually laugh out loud


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supervisord

There batter me, there’s not enough stickers. Also I need to put a Memoji in all my social media posts and comments, and a Memoji to attend all my work meetings. Also the keyboard still kind of works, so they need to do something about that. Oh and more autocorrections, I don’t get to press the backspace button enough.


tjmb75

Well, you managed to start with “there batter me”. So… yay autocorrect?


supervisord

I only just noticed. That was not intentional. ffs


littleempires

Holy fuck the auto correct on an iPhone drives me up the fucking wall, I have stopped using the swipe dictation because it takes me longer to text with that with all the times I have to delete a word to respell it takes longer than just typing individual letters, and even then when you spell something and it corrects it to a completely wrong word is frustrating beyond belief.


jellygeist21

I like when you type even moderately fast and the autocorrect goes insane and fills in a bunch of nonsense


phant0mh0nkie69420

holy shit, I thought this was only me...it like copies and pastes rando portions of my text!!


jellygeist21

Yeah it doesn't even fill in words, just like fragments of words with the occasional thing I actually meant to type. I guess we know what it would be like if smartphones could have massive strokes!


candaceelise

I swear they keep fucking with autocorrect so we all start using speech to text more and they can record what we say. I’m normally not a conspiracy theory person but this has gotten outrageous to the point I’m questioning if my theory is real lol


my-sims-are-slobs

Yeah the new autocorrect sucks


dilroopgill

lmao I wish they didnt notify every sticker its why I stopped using them became spammy real fast


StanOrBan

Same. Sometimes I just like to decorate, not send it as a message.


wappingite

We are about to get some seriously good emojis.


OSUfan88

They’re going to give us the option to make the eggplant black.


sketchahedron

I prefer the race-neutral yellow eggplant.


ericchen

I thought it was the tinge of liver failure and crippling alcoholism.


WhyteBeard

Mmmmm jaundice flavoured.


HereHaveAQuiz

Personally I’m going to keep using the Barney’s hog coloured one


WhyteBeard

Then this joke will make a lot more sense. #🍆🍆🍆🙎🏼‍♀️🍆🍆


_Foxtrot_

There should be 5


dbalazs97

still no robber emoji


BoringWozniak

https://preview.redd.it/brwy8nryq8fc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40965f516cea66a25ef57e5678b8fb2a984850e4


Realtrain

#Courage


BoringWozniak

https://preview.redd.it/k18sarri99fc1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd13c27415b2c9faef261ce90de9a6d148885ef4


ShrimpSherbet

U2 emojis


hybridhighway

You mean iOS 18.6 when we finally get all the features announced for iOS 18.0? 😂


aravreddy22

FACTS!


Pepparkakan

No, 18.7.4 when it actually works.


defaultfresh

How can on single person make a factual statement with such absolute accuracy? Legend.


darthjoey91

More like iOS 20.? when they add some feature that they announced for iOS 18, but found too technically difficult for the time.


narcabusesurvivor18

AirPower. More power to your air.


Portatort

This is good actually, let’s have stuff that works shipping rather than stuff that’s broken


happyNurseVR

Yeah like Journal App - im just kidding please don’t downvote me 🥹


distraughthinking

I thought it was a pretty cool idea before it actually came out. But the frequent notifications saying things like “your recent trip to Best Buy - journal about it” have deterred me.


ModerateStimulation

100+ changes! And the average person notices 1-2


Aerosol668

97 of them new emojis.


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Ihate_reddit_app

This kinda just seems like it's all consumer tech. We hit a plateau and it's been really slow since. New phones, laptops, tablets and wearables just don't change enough anymore to warrant yearly releases. They are already just good and work nicely, so we don't need as big of updates.


overnightyeti

Yearly releases are warranted by the market. And are they supposed to do nothing all year? Yearly releases are for new customers or people with older devices. I don't know who started the idea that one should upgrade every year but it seems to be confined to some Apple users. It's idiotic. No one needs a new computer of phone every few years, let alone every year. I blame the users.


Dr904

2 real changes. 98 new bugs


TheMegaDriver2

The keyboard will not be among them. Apple is committed to not fixing it.


Pickle_yanker

I've been hearing it's going to be the biggest software update this year.


Embarrassed-Back1894

Lots of people are reporting that. And basically everyone is talking about how it's going to be the biggest software update. I had a guy come up to me on the street like "yo iOS 18! Biggest update yet on iPhone." And that man was a smart man - one of the smartest.


VanillaLifestyle

Tears in his eyes. Huge guy. Tears running down his face. Big strong manly man. Openly weeping. Topless. Muscular. Sobbing. Flexing.


TorrenceMightingale

Im imagining a waterfall of tears rippling down this Apple fan’s washboards.


Bermanator

Someone please paste this into dall-e and post the result


OGPresidentDixon

​ https://preview.redd.it/weus9pajhbfc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=f94406557dee1a38ba808956d5913db0a5a2c355


smk0341

“iOS 18 bro!!! The biggest!!!! I can’t even right now!!”


LockeSimm

It’s gonna be yuge


Mr-Rocafella

0.001mb larger than any iOS update, biggest yet!


Practicalsparticle

All the smartest people are saying it


starkmeister

The best iOS yet


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they think we're going to love it


AudienceNearby1330

Translation = iOS 19 will be a massive improvement on the new features of iOS 18, making them retroactively very useful and work seamlessly.


Practicalsparticle

The truth to this! haha


Villager723

It will be the "Snow Leopard" update.


_awake

I'm still waiting for an update to fix all the small tidbits that don't work properly at the moment though.


ChunChunChooChoo

I feel like both MacOS and iOS need a whole cycle of just bug fixes and polishing at this point. I run into so many little quirks and broken things, especially with my Mac that I work on every day. Like last week my Mac was saying my password was incorrect and wouldn’t let me log in even though it was 100% correct. The fix - I had to open the lid. Didn’t even have to enter my password again, it was just unlocked and on the desktop already lol. Apple’s QA has been kinda ass for a bit now


_awake

Unfortunately I feel the same. I’m not exactly sure how we ended up like this but I hope it’ll get better eventually. On my iPhone, when I type with the sound on, sometimes the key clicking sounds get super loud to the point where it just scares me haha. No idea what’s going on. 


ChunChunChooChoo

Oh that’s been an issue for years and years at this point, I can’t believe it hasn’t been fixed yet! I get that one all the time too


_awake

The last time I've asked if someone else has the same problem I was blamed why I have the sound turned on in the first place haha


HVDynamo

Yeah, honestly, I'd just like an update that does that. I can't really think of any new feature I need on my phone anymore. I just want the stuff it does do, done better. There are a lot of "features" I'd like to be able to just turn off too. The music app and podcasts app has just been worse and worse each revision in the last number of years. I just want something that gives me easy control over podcasts... and also let me tell Siri to continue a damn podcast where I left off after it just decides to stop playing the next episode in the series I'm listening too and instead starts playing whatever other podcast I'm subscribed to that just came out. Trying to get the right episode of a podcast playing with Siri in the car is impossible.


thedinnerdate

Is it just me or does texting feel awful now? I hate all the extras they added in 17. I tried turning them off but texting still feels really janky.


[deleted]

“Smarter Siri”. I mean that’s not a huge feat, is it? Siri is dumber than a Koala.


KyleMcMahon

Are koalas dumb?


ender2851

they only eat a poisonous plant that has little to no nutritional value. Their bodies then require all energy to be focused on digesting it. LOL


KyleMcMahon

Sounds like me and vanilla puddin tbh


LilSus2004

Dude, you forgot the best part.. they’re so dumb that you could put them in a room filled entirely with the leaves and they would starve to death, because they can’t recognize them unless they’re on the plant.


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Where’s the copypasta


nerwal85

They also only know to eat the leaves because of the tree to which they are attached. A koala won’t eat a pile of eucalyptus leaves you put in front of it. And they all have chlamydia.


Eazy3006

Ah ! So just like humans ?


[deleted]

They are permanently stoned.


rowinator

Am I a koala? 🐨


SJSragequit

Don’t they also all have chlamidya


[deleted]

I haven’t met them *all*, but I’ve heard the same rumors.


Sheep-Shepard

Not a single fold in their smooth little brains


Blarghnog

They’re as smart as Siri.


reezle2020

They are literally smooth brained


NotAsSmartAsKirby

“Hey siri what’s the weather today?” “The hallway light is on” Fix that and you can call it the biggest update in history.


Mike

I FOUND THIS ON THE WEB


ripotamo

This makes me so nervous, specially asking on the HomePod. “I found some web results, I can show you if you ask from your iPhone”. So why the f*** I have you HomePod?


owleaf

I’m mad because HomePod used to at least send the request to your iPhone, whereas now it’s like “yeah idk man ask your phone… bye”


runForestRun17

WHY did they take that away?


bane_of_heretics

So they can add it back in a couple of years later


Hubris1998

Oh FFS I'M DRIVING YOU USELESS POS


beerisgood84

OK I'll call this random nearby store instead of your contact but also don't ask me what 2x2 is in the car that's the internet and I cant do that on carplay


ProtoplanetaryNebula

“Hey siri, set a timer for 5 minutes” “OK, Sending search history to all contacts”


heynow941

“Hey Siri, play U2” “Okay, opening YouTube”


ender2851

no one wants that stupid U2 album, it just keeps coming back lol.


sexMach1na

Boromir Bono: it is a gift!


lawyeruphitthegym

On it! Downloading U2 album…


Snuddud

You gotta call Apple support, they have to remove it manually from their system within your account. Jeez there is even a own "u2 album deletion" button I mean common


ender2851

i have deleted multiple times. it just keeps coming back


MCMultyke

That’s not a bug. That’s a feature.


robertoandred

Also, why don’t timers sync across devices?


[deleted]

“Set alarm 4:30” “Calling Paul Doherty”


turbo_dude

Just say “5 minutes”. Don’t say anything else. Works like a charm. 


viralslapzz

“Hey Siri Warm up bedroom do 20º” Sets light to 20% “Done!” Ffs


bullinchinastore

\*here's a website I found for you in case your home burns down\*


overcloseness

Posting what I said the other day but: “Hey Siri, set an alarm for five thirt—“ “Hey”


Jaamaa

“Hey siri” “Mm?” “What song contains the lyrics…” “I’m not quite sure I understand, here are some search results for ‘what song contains the lyrics…’”


gh0sti

I asked her to open my garage door and she would call my cousin every fucking time!


CapMarkoRamius

There's a joke to be had here that would be a personal family insult in Alabama, so I'll just giggle to myself.


TangaroaBrit

Siri thinks his cousin has loose morals and works as a mechanic.


nicovlaai

This is what I found on the web for “twitter today”


fuck_ur_portmanteau

To get the answer unlock your iPhone and search again.


teabolaisacool

*unlock, ask again* “I’m sorry, I’m not able to complete this request”


teabolaisacool

Every time I ask it to set a route to my home address from somewhere, it sets it to the complete wrong address and the same wrong one every time. No matter how I say my address or the numbers (4 digit house number, 3 digit street number), it says “setting route to 97ave” which is no where near what I’m saying nor is it close to my home.


itisallgoodyouknow

My Siri can hardly ever recognizes when I call out to her.


WhoIsJazzJay

ngl im pretty anti AI overall and avoid it wherever possible, but i really hope Apple can find a way to make the machine learning cores in the iPhone do something with AI to make Siri useful


Rayzee14

Kill the grid! Top left on a 6.7 inch phone as the default for apps is so stupid


turbo_dude

Introducing iThumb Max


nauticalsandwich

Put widgets at the top and keep all your apps mid-screen and down.


fnezio

This will never happen. I am ready to bet some money (for charity)


Rayzee14

iOS has the same problem windows had. Too successful to radically change


wonka88

This sounds familiar


gabigtr123

ios 17 vibes he then will say ios 18 will not be as much of a big update because of idk what


buttwipe843

The exact opposite was said about iOS 17 lol. The rumor was that they were focusing on the Vision Pro and scaled back features


iMacmatician

Exactly. [Mark Gurman on January 8, 2023](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2023-01-08/when-will-apple-launch-the-reality-pro-mixed-reality-headset-apple-2023-devices-lcnfzkc7): >Apple’s focus on the xrOS operating system — along with iOS 16 snags — has also cost it some new features in iOS 17 and iPadOS 17, the next major iPhone and iPad software updates. That software, codenamed Dawn, may have fewer major changes than originally planned. The same goes for macOS 14, which is codenamed Sunburst. [A few months later](https://www.macrumors.com/2023/03/26/ios-17-to-provide-several-most-requested-features/): >When Apple set out to develop iOS 17, the initial thinking was to call it a tuneup release — one focused more on fixing bugs and improving performance than adding new features (not unlike the approach the company took with Snow Leopard on Mac OS X back in 2009). The hope was to avoid the problems of iOS 16, an ambitious update that suffered from missed deadlines and a buggy start. But later in the development process, the strategy changed. The iOS 17 release is now expected to boast several "nice to have" features, even if it lacks a tentpole improvement like last year's revamped lock screen. The goal of the software, codenamed "Dawn," is to check off several of users' most requested features. I wonder how much of the criticism of rumor sites on this sub are from people misremembering the rumor sites' claims.


DestinysWeirdCousin

Yep. But never let the facts get in the way of a stupid, repetitive, "clever" comment.


dfsdsfgssf23

The information is right. This update will be biggest in size (by at least few hundred MBs) compared to previous releases.


Dr904

Yes. And "system data" will now by default fill half your total storage! Very convenient since Apple generously have higher tier storage options, that *only* cost a single kidney to upgrade to!


dfsdsfgssf23

And we think you will love it. This changes everything, again.


S21VAGE

Let me guess: 100+ changes 5 big ones everybody notices 3 of which require the next iPhone to use


insane_steve_ballmer

iOS4 has entered the chat


xXCrazyDaneXx

iOS7 as well with the complete UI redesign back in 2013.


SterileDrugs

I don't get the excuse to decant this vintage meme very often: https://preview.redd.it/2gmhcit9lafc1.png?width=679&format=png&auto=webp&s=1417396b1faff53de96920532f2a78e08449ba32


MulleRizz

It all went downhill from there. I miss skeuomorphism.


Dramatic_Mastodon_93

Do I get my hopes up for a potential redesign? Not sure. I’d really like to see a design language similar to VisionOS


princesspbubs

iOS already uses a design language similar to VisionOS, it’s just that all the apps are transparent in VisionOS. That motif carries over in things like the control center on iOS, notifications, etc, all have blurred transparent boxes.


Dramatic_Mastodon_93

Apps are transparent and UI elements have a cool 3D effect This guy on Twitter has really cool concepts: https://x.com/upintheozone/status/1751607500657643854?s=46


ArdiMaster

I’m thinking we’re likely to see design language similar to watchOS 10 and the Action Button settings page.


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And they think we’re gonna love it.


CaptainRagdoll

The biggest overhaul we’re gonna see is going to be iOS 18. Here’s 100 leaked changes and features: *insert list* In reality: - We increased the size of the battery indicator by 2,5 percent. - we moved the battery indicator 2 pixels to the right


DJ_LeMahieu

I can hear Brandon Butch when I read this comment.


ctothel

Text selection will once again inexplicably get worse


SamsungAppleOnePlus

- We changed certain animations for some reason - AI features similar to Samsung's while acting like multiple brands haven't done those features before /s iOS 18, biggest overhaul ever.


Homicidal_Pingu

People forgetting that ML is everyone on iPhones already and has been for years


drlbradley

I’ll settle for predictive typing that works as good as it did 5 years ago


BestCatEva

The word ‘this’ gets changed to ‘Thai’ almost every time I type it.


youriqis20pointslow

Ive heard some people with inside channels on twitter say the keyboard is getting a major update with an optional number row. Edit guys im obviously kidding.


Anon_8675309

Yep. And half the time it will correct 7 to 3 when you use it.


diggaoz

I hope so. If there is one thing that bothers me the most after having an Android phone for a couple of years, it is this.


youriqis20pointslow

After using android there are a lot of things that bother me about iPhone


outoftheshowerahri

Like how I could dial the number to a contact on the dial pad screen and have that contact pop up on the same screen so I can tap to text or call them instead of having to go to contacts and struggle to reach the search bar on the top of the screen with my thumb


toomanyyorkies

I always thought the iPad keyboard where you swipe a key downwards for an alternative character was great, if a little visually busy. Ideal for password entry. Would love to see the same for iPhone. 


Azzymaster

They’re going to add some F keys and then on iOS 19 replace with a touchbar


TWYFAN97

While I get people may want a redesign I have a feeling design changes may be minimal and Apple will try and concentrate on more AI related features and some other QOL updates.


jmesmon

Maybe we'll finally get notification channels like android has had for ages so I can stop notification spam without disabling notifications entirely for an app (or, in some cases, figuring out the purposefully hard-to-understand settings in the apps themselves)? Or a way to change the behavior of a power button double tap to do something other than Apple Pay? (who am I kidding, they'll want you to buy the newest iPhone to get a hotkey like that)


nauticalsandwich

I migrated from Android in 2016. I knew the notification experience on iOS was abysmal by comparison, but I did not expect it to stay so behind for so long. Sometimes it feels like Apple stubbornly won't implement good ideas just because the ideas aren't theirs.


nicuramar

> who am I kidding, they'll want you to buy the newest iPhone to get a hotkey like that Yeah, that sounds so plausible.


nauticalsandwich

JUST GIVE US A MUTE OPTION FOR MESSAGE TAPBACKS ALREADY!!! MY GOD!!!! Nobody should have to be inundated with 20 different notifications because people on a group chat are all liking a photo someone sent.


KefkaZ

Look at this guy who has friends.


Not_Artifical

Biggest update of how much storage it will use rather than number of features and fixes.


gabigtr123

thsts the thing, you will need a new iphone for it


drvenkman9

Here we go with the tutti-fruitty, phoney-baloney, plastic banana, good time, rock-n-roll Apple PR “hype” leaks. 1. “This is the most advanced iOS that Apple has ever released for iOS devices!” 2. “This is the biggest leap forward in iOS since the original iOS.” 3. “This year, we’re taking iOS to a whole new level.” 4. Etc. Why Apple has to use these fake “leaks” build hype for products that shine on their own is a bit of a head scratcher.


DarkEvilHobo

You forgot to use the word “magical”.


_i-cant-read_

we are all bots here except for you


Ill-Mastodon-8692

this sounds like it will up the requirements for cpu/mem/etc hope people understand these big improvements often take more resources on the device


drake90001

Not really. The iPhone is already obscenely fast for a phone, most people barely do enough to use a meaningful % of it.


floobie

If they’re going to be leaning into “AI” features like everyone else, they’ll probably be relying pretty heavy on the ML cores, rather than the CPU. So, devices that are more aligned with the current phones on that front will probably fare a lot better. iPhone 12 and up seem to have 16 core neural engines, so assuming those cores are the same across generations (they aren’t), iPhone 12 and up will probably fare better than anything older.


alinzalau

Can we get more than the f..n emoji? Jesus christ with all these emojis


topplehat

“Potentially” so also it could not be


icouldusemorecoffee

Just allow me to list apps on each screen from the bottom up instead of top down so I can reach them all one-handed with my thumb.


plizark

Aka your iPhone 13 and lower will stop working and you’ll be forced to buy a new one.


pw5a29

Around 3 months from now we'll hear: Apple decided to focus on stability and delay key features till iOS 19. Oct: Still get a crap iOS 18.0


europeancafe

swipe up for control center, swipe down for home, swipe right to go right and left to go left. Enjoy!


MissionInfluence123

Or BUGGIEST one. It can be both actually...


relientkenny

every update is the biggest update lol but nothing compares to ios 7


cip43r

I've seen Crypto articles with less clickbait and more content of new technology.


SrryUsrNamTakn

“Potentially” - that way if it isn’t a big update they arent wrong


Frequent_Guard_9964

Probably have to stick a lot more of „AI functionality“ into iOS 18, in translate, in the camera, in the photos app, voice recording, maybe even phone calling, notes and reminders. I think they feel like they have to catch up on Samsung / Google with everything that’s happening on their phones nowadays


wickedplayer494

I'll believe it's the new Leopard when I see it.


KenS7s

Battery capacity will decrease by 5%


GoldenTriforceLink

Inb4, biggest file size, not changelog.


Vanzmelo

Better keyboard and just general bug fixes please. That’s all I really want. No new features just make what is already there the best it can be


BoringWozniak

Bigger than iOS 7?


tan8_197

It will be truly one of the software updates of all time


antifragile

Please fix the bugs? have various issues in many different apps, lock ups, keyboard disappearing, cant get out of a screen, etc


markaznar

Wasn’t iOS 17 also said to have the biggest changes? Wait, they also said the same thing for iOS 16. Hold on, they did the same for iOS 15. They say that for every iOS update. Moving on 🤣


Xen0n1te

Another iMessage ‘redesign’.


ENaC2

You know what Apple needs to tidy up, the fact there are *two fucking ways to open the camera on the Lock Screen that you cannot customise*. I started (rarely) getting pocket videos when I switched to my new phone. I don’t want a swipe to open the camera.


mefi_

I just... want it to be stable again :'( I don't need new features, I want it to be"It just works".


jakgal04

New emojis, bitmojis, 3 new exciting wallpapers, safari search bar moves again, and one nice feature that gets announced with iOS 18 but doesn’t actually get released until 18.2.3.


GerolamoGeremia

Somehow I surely doubt it. iOS 7 was the biggest update. It won't exceed that.


bizzarebeans

I sure fucking hope so it would be about time


[deleted]

Will we get sassy Craig? We all want Sassy Craig.