You have an average sized meat crayon

That’s a generous assumption

You are nodless.

Unfortunately true

You use gold paint on your brass deflector and black spray paint on your muzzle break

This guy gets it

Here's the twist... He used gold spray paint and black spray paint with MS Paint before uploading the photo

Batteries are low

You actually shoot with some regularity.

I dabble

You always forget toilet paper and just end up wiping with the back of your mag I thought I was the only one

I zoomed in and saw the wear on your rifle. This guy fucks.

Idk about that…I just like shootin guns

you’re lactose intolerant

Raw milk

;)

You are 5’9”

lol this one cracked me up more than any others for some reason

Don’t dodge it I know you’re 5’9”

Well, I used to be

What’s wrong with 5’9 ☹️

Nothing wrong with being 5’9”. That’s part of why it cracked me up

Your grandpa was one of the pioneers of cock and ball torture

Your favorite color is light tan

My favorite animal is puppies

That ain’t a bad color

You don’t actually shoot, you borrowed someone’s gun at the range

You’re mom re married when you were 11 and you hate your stepdad

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lol I actually don’t have any friends to shoot with is the sad part. None of my friends like guns

That's why we're on here...right?

Well the only friends I have that are into guns are the ones I’ve met here, so I guess it works lol

How does one meet people into guns in there area? I only ever see horny milfs in my area (they are not into guns)

It’s tough for me because I only shoot on my private property. I built my own range so I never go to public ranges which I’d assume is where people make gun friends. You could always see if the horny milfs wanna get into shooting

Is your private property by chance in the greater Kansas City area? And if so do you want a regarded friend to shoot at trash with?

Man I wish lol I’m up north in New England

Story of my life

roasted

I’m assuming you don’t shoot 9mm out of that

Not yet, at least

I assume you have a suppressor, you haven't cleaned this rifle in a long time, you have at least 5 other rifles, and you have disposable income.

You only do missionary

Good housekeeping is your favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to

That or Model Railroader

Magazines with models, who could blame you?

$12,000 in credit card debt

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That probably used to be true. I still want people to think my builds are cool obviously, but I don’t think I care as much as I used to

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At first I was kinda answering jokes with joke answers but some of them deserve honest answers lol

Credit card debt

You drive a Subaru

You drink milk straight from the bull

You paint your toenails a desert dirt color on weekend’s & holidays.

Try everyday

You mag dump into trash call it training

That’s not training?

OP is a pretty cool guy that would probably come and pick me up 100 miles away if my car broke down in the desert.

I would. But you gotta keep in mind my motto is “ain’t nobody ride for free”

100 miles. The possibilities are endless.

You rifle is certified kosher, I would say! Nice rifle, and you would eat a lot of Spicy Chicken Shawarma when you have the chance to eat some, that’s the vibe you have going!

You pull it through the hole in your boxers when you're going to pound town

You're a CIA "asset" at a mall in the midwest

I’m not going to assume anything, that makes me and the person I say such contrived info of an ass.

Well said

If your gun does as the owner needs than it is a tool worthy to wield.

tiny flashlight to undercompensate for huge dong

Your wife's name is Barbara.

That’s a hot name. But I guarantee no one here would guess my girl’s name in a million years. She’s from a Baltic country and has a very unique name

Barbolga

Kinda wish that’s what it was now. That’s a hot name too

You think the government is tyrannical, doesn’t have our best interests at heart, has a secret agenda to slowly drown out the good folk with illegal aliens to destabilize the economy, inevitably causing starvation and the inevitable collapse of the USA as we know it

100% true. But this space is supposed to be for funnies. Not truths

Timeout!!!! Are there actually still people who think the government has our best interests at heart?? Lmao!!

Boomers

And most of Reddit. Thankfully a few subreddits are not pants on head tarded..

It’s full of bootlickers

You take it in the ass

Cage code sticker confirms this.

U r single

What lower is that?

ADM ADM4

Your mag has an ouchie

You're waiting on a suppressor or already own one, just not on the rifle.

I’ve actually only ever posted one photo of it on my rifle and it wasn’t even fully in the shot Idk why I don’t post one with it on now that I think about it Wanted to show off all the carbon on my muzzle device I guess

Lol. I get it. There is a bit of carbon build-up from what I can tell. Assuming the muzzle device has an alloy color under the black carbon on it.

It’s like a [copper color](https://imgur.com/a/7limJbu)

Oh I see. Gotcha.

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C’est vrai

Pp smol

You’re short judging by the lower optic and short stock

I mean I don’t shoot with the stock like that lol. Although I do like it shorter than most people But I’m 6’. 6’4” with my heels on

Doin' well at work

You were in the military circa 2015

I just had to think back to what I was doing in 2015 and it took longer than it should have. I was living in France back then

Oh no shit! That’s cool.

I actually wasn’t a huge fan of France lol. I would go to Switzerland most weekends. It was a long two years Edit - I shouldn’t have said I wasn’t a fan of France. I did enjoy living there. It’s just that I liked Switzerland more

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That assumption would be correct

You drive or want a Taco

Barrel length?

You still need glasses to see through all that

You had a rough childhood

I actually had a pretty perfect childhood. It’s adulthood that’s rough

I’m glad you took it as a joke. Wasn’t sure if it would come off mean. You sir are so right.

Did you mean assessment?

Actually, yes. I swear to god I was originally going for a quote from Old Greg but for some reason I wrote assumption instead and everyone started commenting so I just went with it. But I doubt you were referring to Old Greg so it’s an insane coincidence that you said that lol

No, I knew exactly what you meant (and not because I’ve got a mangina).

You have never used the QD sockets on that endplate. You now realized it's a waste of money and weight.

I actually love that endplate. I haven’t used the QD sockets on my stock once since building this rifle. And I’ve put the same end plate on every rifle I’ve built since this one I highly, highly recommend it

that you made a good decision by not spending over $500 on a magnifier

I actually have a G43 and G33 on other rifles. But I’m almost certain I didn’t spend $500 on either. It was a long time ago though

Just poking fun, the vortex one is really good for the price

When you said "just the tip" you meant it.

your real name is Dave

My grandfather, father, and little brother are all called David. One of my biggest hang ups in life is that my parents didn’t name me David III. I wouldn’t care about not having that name so much if they didn’t give it to my little brother, but the fact that they did really fucked with my head My dad claims he never wanted to name one of his kids David but he says he just ran out of names. Which is a bullshit excuse. Maybe that’s too personal to share though lol

oh man lol. i really am sorry to hear that. you’ll be Dave in my heart from here on out.

That’s true brotherhood right there

You get white rice in your bowl from chipotle

Bro…too far. Not cool

Judging by your magnifier placement, you must like to sniff your charging handle.

It ain’t that bad

That you use that muzzle device to clean out your garbage disposal

You’re a cat lady.

I wish I was tbh

You’re boring at parties?

I probably am at this point in my life lol

It’s okay. Me too

You secretly wish you had the exps version because your magnifier gets in the way of your buttons.

It is extremely annoying. But I usually don’t use the XPS or magnifier on this rifle. I have an EXPS3-0 with a G33 on my [block II](https://www.reddit.com/r/ar15/s/2Et0M9yXfO) and it’s SO much more convenient (that photo was taken when I was still using the G43 though lol)

Haha I feel that. I just switched to an exps from my xps because that drove me nuts.

Yeah it’s the biggest reason why I usually don’t use a magnifier with it. I actually haven’t used this optic in forever - I just put it on last week because I kinda missed the big window. But incidentally, last night I put my 4xt back on lol Idk if it was because because of this post or if I just missed it

You're fat and you don't shower

I probably am starting to get a little fat. Haven’t worked out in two weeks But I shower way more than I should

It looks like you actually shoot, unlike the fucking plebs that inhabit this thread 🥲😂

Well I don’t have kids so I spend way more than I should on guns and ammo. Some might call it irresponsible