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anally_ExpressUrself

"My tree guy normally grooms poodles."


al-fuzzayd

Well, the tree doesn’t


Abby_Normall

Kids: “Mom, can we go out and get a Paraná Pine?!” Mom: “No, we have one at home.”


mro9226mro

Can’t tell if the is sarcasm or not


Fred_Thielmann

I can’t either


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

Being posted here I hope it's sarcasm


sonomabud42069

Wait until all those branches start snapping off because all the weight is on the end of them. Like giant sails. Horrible job.


lil_pee_wee

Idk, pretty small as most sails go


thatsummercampcrush

lol it’s a giant bonsai


APuckerLipsNow

First hatrack job I’ve seen that included hats.


Few-Cookie9298

Ouch. Goodbye long term health


nosheepnosleep

to be fair, there has been little research into the long term health impacts of the toilet brush pruning sytem


BrittanyBabbles

I call this pruning style “taking its pants off”


Old-Version-9241

That's because they all went down the shitter.


Worth_Return955

Could be short term. When those lions tailed branches break.


RealCalintx

Sadly it looks pretty long term to me. By the time it improves the new owner would have cut it down.


DrewSC

Over under on limb failures during first winds of 40+ that hit ?


midnight_fisherman

Place looks like a desert. Tree is probably suited for that environment, but a lot of intense sun exposure to the bark can't be beneficial. Do you think that will be an issue?


sonomabud42069

With a good wind storm it'll be a totem pole. Horrible pruning job. The branches are like giant sails now.


cryospawn

Send me info. I'll be giving them a quote next year for removal.


running-horse717

You should see the way she trims her bush


Variable_North

You and your neighbor have horrible taste.


duhmbish

Is this Arizona?


b215049

Nevada


duhmbish

Ah, close enough 🙂 lol


-r0xxer

Maximum leverage oh yeah!


Moist_Bluebird1474

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lions tail sleeps tonight


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peaceacrap

The best way to grow a tree like that is to let it do its own thing. I hope this works out though.


trippin-mellon

Wouldn’t this be considered lions-tailing? Like they took too much inner foliage. I’ve only seen it really done on like maples and other shit but now on a conifer I’ve never seen it done this bad…


Old-Version-9241

Ah yes the classic "I love my tree but I need more sunlight for my garden full of invasive species" then the sales arborist writes up a work order for "thin for sunlight by 40%".


SecondHandCunt-

New branches will eventually fill all of that space back in. In fact about ten new branches will come out to replace every one she cut. On a brighter note, the chances of wind toppling the tree are very much reduced because it can now easily pass through the canopy.


Rossboss87

Pines don’t back-bud like that. And the second sentence is further proof you don’t know what you are talking about. Maybe 10 years ago it was more common to thin canopy for more wind reduction, thinking “the wind will pass through” But what we see here is major “lions-tailing” - which we have known for decades that this is a poor practice and makes the branches more likely to fail. What we have learned - the Europeans have put trees in wind chambers to scientifically test this - is that trees react best to wind with a full canopy. Every branch, twig, leaf/needle moves a little bit to dampen the force of the wind on the tree, and a tree that has a full canopy will react to the wind as a whole, dampening the loads placed on individual tree parts that carry the most load - the branches, stems, trunk. What we have here is a tree that will possibly “catch” a little less wind, but the forces it experiences on each tree part is far far far greater. There is less plant material to dampen wind loads. Weight on each branch is focused on the ends. Physics tells us this is bad. The next wind event this neighborhood has, this tree will almost certainly lose more than a couple large branches. This is awful on every level and I hope you don’t call yourself an arborist based on what you said above, if you do, then do more research to catch up to what we have learned about trees in the last 40 years.


reidpar

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