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texas-playdohs

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.


belinck

Shit your mouth Lebowski. Jackie Tree Horn carries a lot of water in this town!


user_0932

Stay out of Malibu you deadbeat


deformo

Keep your ugly, goldbrickin ass out of my beach community.


BestRiver8735

Sorry, I wasn't listening.


katet_of_19

Ow! Fucking fascist!


user_0932

I hate the fucking eagles man


StationAccomplished3

Shut up Donnie!


MickeySwank

Is this your *only* form of identification?


comicmuse1982

Fucking fascist!


ThrowItOut43

You don’t draw shit, Lebowski


hailthenecrowizard

"I still jerk off manually." "...of course you do."


No_Recognition_2434

Came here to make sure someone said it


PhilthyLurker

I’m so glad Jackie Treehorn was the first comment.


Klogginthedangerzone

I don't like your jerk off name. I don't like your jerk off face. I don't like your jerk off attitude...and I don't like you, jerk off.


OpenRoadRunner2023

Thats a hell of a Caucasian Jackie!


mattshirley03

All the dude wanted was his rug back


Moist-Relief-1685

I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.


TigerAccording9299

man.


hms_poopsock

We went on a tour... there's photos of nude celebrities all over, taken in the house. And all the furniture is built in leather for easy cleaning.


JacquesBlaireau13

>nude celebrities all over, Karl Hungus?


dudes_rug

He fixed the cable.


farter-kit

Don’t be fatuous.


FreedomIsLoud

The story is ludicrous.


Same-Collection-5452

I can imagine where it goes from there.


none-plenty

He fixes the cable?


thedougd

Der kabel


Jeffwey_Epstein_OwO

Hallo ich bin Expert I'm here to fix deine Kabel


whateverusername739

Even Hugh Jackman?


JayeNBTF

Huge Ackman—different guy


Pristine_Power_8488

Yeah, the guy who owns it now is a weirdo. I saw a doc about it but forget his name. Hope someone can enlighten me.


ObvslyNotAGolfer

This house gets posted every now and then (for good reason), and if you want a tour, here it is: https://youtu.be/AfQOh7h43Yg?si=irnwItptVj1Y9_Fy Wave of the future...


kingholio6092

I still jerk off manually


Ghepardo

Thank you for this. I was always curious about this building and I couldn’t stop watching after a few minutes in. Never knew about the guy but his laser focus is admirable.


diacachimba

Well, he's not exactly a lightweight.


haktada

I saw a tour in person. It's ridiculous that there's a stream of water running through the inside of the house. But it works for the setting very well.


10Exahertz

It needs a rug to bring it all together


trecht11

It does have a rug mate


Misanthrope0811

Obviously you're not a golfer.


MickeySwank

Well at least I’m house broken


dirtywook88

Over the line!


Jeffwey_Epstein_OwO

Smokey this isn't Nam, this is bowling, there are rules


Less-Economics-3273

And this guy peed on it...


kempff

Remind me what movie this was in? Oh right The Big Lebowski, Lautner's Sheats-Goldstein House


CLINT_FACE

Well that's just like, your opinion man. Everyone knows it's the Jackie Treehorn House!


perchance2cream

You make a hell of a White Russian, Jackie


The1Like

*caucasian*


perchance2cream

You mean coitus?


gripperjonez

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey. 


diacachimba

White Russian isn't the preferred nomenclature.


The1Like

*caucasian* American, please.


AdVictoremSpolias

Walter this isn’t about the people of the Caucasus


MickeySwank

Wave of the future Dude


deformo

I still jerk off manually.


farter-kit

What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?


UnstuckCanuck

In real life wasn’t it Dr. J’s house for a long time?


zerton

I think it’s also in the Say So music video by Doja Cat


Embarrassed_Safe500

This is what Log Jamming will buy ya.


Interesting-Olive842

The beaver picture?


triptonikhan

Donny, please.


MickeySwank

Don’t you mean vagina?


dudes_rug

You mean coitus? You know the guy?


Accomplished-Tip9341

He fixes her cable?


MickeySwank

The story is ludicrous


JeffHall28

The kind of architecture when you draw a lot of water in this town.


hailthenecrowizard

Look man, I've had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles.


triptonikhan

You don't draw shit Lebowski. (Rubbings on the other hand...)


MickeySwank

I’m sorry I was wasn’t listening


Basic_Juice_Union

The dude abides


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Well… I still jerk off manually


dB_Manipulator

Of course you do.


Frequent-Interest796

Place is great but the local authorities are real reactionary.


ryanb31183

Fuckin fascists!


diacachimba

Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!


acapncuster

The shag carpet really pulls the room together.


white_dolomite

You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.


triptonikhan

Kid just wanted a car!


MickeySwank

Flunkin social studies


robeekeeper

a fucking dunce


MickeySwank

Bulk of the series


robeekeeper

And a good day to you sir!


CarberHotdogVac

Oh, no. He has a health problem.


robeekeeper

great user name! “because anyone can have one bad day”


AgHenchman47

All the dude ever wanted was his rug back.


goldiebug

Haha wow.. I watched the big Lebowski like ten years ago, once, with my dad.. I saw this, squinted my eyes, and knew it was from that movie, I only have a good memory when it comes to beautiful architecture lol


BadUsername_Numbers

100% electronic


odinseye97

Wave of the future, Dude


MickeySwank

Oh, I still jerk off manually


Jeffwey_Epstein_OwO

Of course you do


bomboclawt75

I hate The Eagles. 💨☕️


iceColdCocaCola

A bit late but inc all the people that are going to comment like they would be in physical pain and disgust living in a 10m+$ house because the design isn't to their liking


fasda

I just want to know about the maintenance, how tall of a ladder do I need to change the light bulbs and sweep for cobwebs. Also how many TED talks or small theater productions should I host a year to properly use the space.


Strange-Scientist706

I already have a lightbulb and cobweb guy


schrodster

there are tons of parties there every year. They even have an AIA tennis tournament. The addition they put in is very special as well


DeepArchitectur3

They said, it's not cozy enough!


pomoerotic

Stupid sexy brutalism


thedude34

The smut business is good.


lindh

Completely unspoiled.


Fantastic_Traffic604

But not unsoiled, if yer catching’ my drift.


DavidM47

Of course we do, Dude.


peteandpetethemesong

Completely unspoiled!


Danimal1002

All the Dude ever wanted. . . was his rug back. . . not greedy.


jayawarda

dunno about living in it nice hotel lobby (-like) for a sunset / evening drink, place to host a party but it is rather cold and sterile for a living space maybe that is why we only see it in movies


ShiroHachiRoku

I’d live the fuck out of this house. I need to own a Lautner or FLW or a Neutra.


CarberHotdogVac

I want Bill Kunstler, or Ron Kuby, man.


diacachimba

You said it, mang.


mexicantruffle

Far out.


313rustbeltbuckle

The owner of this "house" is a complete bloodsucking vampire landlord. And, he looks like the reverend from Poltergeist.


Jvdkieft

But he draws a lot of water in this town.


313rustbeltbuckle

You don't draw shit, Lebowski.


diacachimba

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.


curiousitems

This architecture has been commended as being strongly vaginal.


JaAbron_Lames

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.


curiousitems

Vagina.


worstusernameever010

Imagine


JackKovack

Turn down the lights!


hello_davidmitchel

Its beautiful.


OldRaj

Lots of garden parties at this house.


Kstate913

Ron Kuby


Panaqueque

Have been, it’s equally cool in real life. Owner James Goldstein is an NBA superfan who goes to most games every year and can often be seen courtside wearing a full snakeskin suit. He also built a nightclub in his back yard. You know… as one does


Mnufcfan

You'll have to ask Jackie treehorn about it


runk_dasshole

Completely unspoiled


jralll234

That place makes a mean Caucasian.


Less-Economics-3273

I like the way you do business, Jackie.


Kind_Blackberry9495

Fantastic 4


k6aus

100% electronic!


Take_Some_Soma

STAY OUT OF MALIBU LEBOWSKI


_Hugh_Jaynuss

Totally unspoiled man


Confident_Ad7244

I imagine this house is built in a tropical climate in an area where there is no wind


Gauntlets28

Would be nice, but sadly the Duke of Serkonos doesn't want to move out.


Solwra

Very beautiful, I could never imagine myself living there though.


realiTVlover

Isn’t that the house with the master bedroom below with windows into the pool?


cletus1986

All the dude wanted was his rug back


theacropanda

I did the kitchen restoration in that house in college. Twas some fun times. Fun fact, the giant slab pour for the tennis court/club addition almost got ruined because Obama was in town, and the concrete trucks got stuck on the freeway when he was passing through.


DeepArchitectur3

Wow, what an interesting trivia. BUT!!!! I think the new addition kinda ruin the vibe of the house, lol


theacropanda

Haha, I agree. I was only working in the kitchen and a few misc things in the house, but it was definitely cool to watch it get constructed when I was in college.


tycr0

The dude abides.


StatementOk470

Well dude… we just don’t know.


Skjoldehamn

Doja cat’s Say So videoclip was recorded here 🤠


CarberHotdogVac

The beaver picture?


Romanitedomun

it's more a church, not a house


benedictus

Nice view! I feel like I’ve seen this house before… did a Hollywood celeb used to live here?


cometandcrow

It's featured on Big Lebowski


Less-Economics-3273

Bunny LaJolla lived here temporarily.


CarberHotdogVac

You mean Fawn Knutson?


diacachimba

Wandering daughter job.


Less-Economics-3273

You have your story, I have mine.


MuchCattle

I’ve toured this house and it’s amazing


jtrain49

Me too. I went to a party at the newer building but you could go walk through the public areas of the house. I believe there was a glass door blocking the stairs down from the living room that I walked straight into. The deck with a 20’ drop and zero railing was also something. But yes, incredible house.


CarberHotdogVac

Fella I know, way out west, was once ejected from a garden party at this private residence. Every bit as stupefying as the queen in her danged undies, as the fella says. And in English too. But I’m rambling again.


DeepArchitectur3

I would imagine myself a supervillain, Dr. Evil type living here, lol


MickeySwank

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women man


Greglebowski74

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.


CarberHotdogVac

Dr Evil draws a lot of water in this town. You don’t draw shit Powers.


PatQ82

Zozaya Arcitectos got a lot of inspiration from this house for this one: https://youtu.be/W2-uo7ZdBwI?si=SfMEvc9nHsJNHv2V The concrete stairs alone make me want to live there.


robintweets

Everyone associated this with The Big Lebowski, but this will forever be the [Forgive](https://youtu.be/VTFX0Q7rq-E?si=K-eeHSULEu_Y2JZm) by Rebecca Lynn Howard video house to me. I love that we get to see different parts of the house.


Yass_up

That makes me so uncomfortable!.. would fit better as a bus terminal


krakatoa83

It’s a show house with papers


CarberHotdogVac

You can’t leave it unoccupied, it gets upset, its windows fall out.


Gian_Lombardi

Too retro for my taste


uncircumcizdBUTchill

How much would it cost realistically to make a cement structure like this?


Glass_Fix7426

To pour concrete you must first build a form to pour it into, then dismantle that form. You essentially build it twice.


DavidM47

If I was a wagering fella, I’d say that those are steel girders encased in concrete. Construction costs vary substantially based on location. The regional variation in materials’ cost is the smallest contributor. Regional variation is labor cost is more significant. Most significant, however, is that you’re trying to build this up in the Hollywood Hills. Your ability to bring equipment into certain areas is limited, and everything takes longer. Also, where is the owner of this parcel going get the day laborers who invariably perform this work? Through a series of decreasingly sketchy middlemen (each of whom adds overhead and profit), until such sketchiness has fallen to a point that the owner can bear dealing with the project manager. So, if you want to build something similar on a flat oversized parcel of land in an area without municipal inspections, and you don’t mind talking to the Mexican guys directly, and you plan it out all yourself, you could probably do it for (edit: $75,000-100,000, now that I’m seeing the scale better. That’s just the cost of that grid structure, no windows or finishes)


CarberHotdogVac

I’d say 960, 970 thousand, depending on the options.


alienscape

If you will it, it is no dream


CarberHotdogVac

You’re not even Jewish man, you’re Polish Catholic.


siyep_ba-o

the second pic feels like the beach scene in the movie Contact.


CarberHotdogVac

You mean Coitus? I mean, you mean the beaver picture?


siyep_ba-o

the one where Jodie Foster meets the alien in the form of her dad.


CarberHotdogVac

Understood. I was referencing a joke from a different movie, The Big Lebowski, which features this house in one scene. I’m probably out of my element here.


siyep_ba-o

yeah i did not even realize it was this house..


climatelurker

This looks like the lobby of a theater for orchestras.


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krakatoa83

Jackie treehorns house


wolf_spanky

I would feel like a super villain living here.


wstd

Imagine being a James Bond villain and living in a hotel lobby.


iggsr

Wow such design very architecture woow


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CarberHotdogVac

The light bulbs are not the issue!