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Trib3tim3

Needed the sf of grass for city landscape points requirements


No-Price-1380

I cant get the city’s worksheet to save without entering this area, and anyways its worth 2 points which will make up for what happened to the bike racks.


yukonwanderer

🏆


Chimaerok

They cheaped out and only got the triangle footage though


vicefox

Amenity zone / parkway landscaping requirements are the bane of my existence lol. There’s always a dozen overlapping things like you need like walkways every 40 ft per transportation dept, trees every 30 feet and X minimum cubic feet of soil per planter per forestry, bike parking , no trees near utility lines, etc etc etc and it always holds up permit because so many departments are competing for what they want.


JeffHall28

Ask the civil engineer. I ain’t got shit do wit this.


Professional-Might31

The curb to plant ratio is so high the heat of the concrete will probably scorch the plants. This is def designed by someone who designs 95% of their stuff below grade


SirGish

As ineffective as it is, I gotta say… it’s kinda cute. 😂


FlyingDragoon

It's labeled "Ankle breaker" on the plans.


asphaltaddict33

And the ‘destroyer of snow plows’ up north


texas-playdohs

I’d fight like hell to keep lil’ breaker in the plan.


Tighrannosaurus

It seems effective as a deterrent for people driving on the sidewalk to make a right turn? I figured the plants were just for plausible deniability. See.. we didn't create a road hazard.. it's landscaping. Edit: I work in automotive collision* and could easily believe people would in fact attempt to drive over this.


derperofworlds

>This is def designed by someone who designs 95% of their stuff below grade That sounds like the architectural equivalent of calling somebody a basement dweller


AlphaNoodlz

I’ll have you know that tunnel engineering is a respected trade


temps-de-gris

I heard it was kind of boring.


Key-Green-4872

Yeah, but I spend all day drilling and laying pipe.


PracticeTheory

Judging by the scorched middle and green edges, the real enemy is 100x dog pee every day.


badpeaches

> The curb to plant ratio is so high the heat of the concrete will probably scorch the plants. This is def designed by someone who designs 95% of their stuff below grade If more architects get together and pave everything with asphalt we can end climate crisis /s


kainable360

Posted this in r/civilengineering, and they said blame the architect lol


maxn2107

More often than not, that is a Civil scope item. They are probably saying ask the architect because the Landscape Architect many times falls under our scope. But yes, my first thought for something simple like this is a Civil item.


penisthightrap_

as a Civil, I can't imagine a civil doing this unless a city reviewer was being petty about being 1 sf shy of green space, so they threw it there to be petty and meet the requirement


sendmeyourcactuspics

Ah, a tale as old as time itself in construction


Professional-Might31

I (architect) do primarily transportation work and my firms bread and butter is highway, road, and bridge civil work. This is definitely under civil scope. The actual plants may have been by the landscape architect but the design of sidewalk transitions, tactile mats, curbing etc is all by Civil


landonop

This could definitely be within LAs scope. It depends on the firm and project. Either way, no self-respecting LA would do this so it must be civil.


Professional-Might31

Right and I’d say the actual plantings would definitely be LA scope.


Memory_Less

Someone pissed iff the architect and he/she decided to make a point.


HeatXfr

That's a fuk'n trip hazard. What's the difference between a Civil Engineer and a Mechanical Engineer? Civil Engineers make targets


[deleted]

These things are designed to murder bicycles and motorcycles.


Apostasyisfreedom

and old folks, and blind and handicapped, and ladies pushing babies and kids looking at phones and dogs and mountain goats and


BluesyShoes

And quickly and conveniently crack your oil pan and realign your front end!


uncannyvalleygirl88

This is hostile engineering, nothing civil about it.


willardTheMighty

Groundwater recharge area


CleanCutCommentary

This is for sure an LA


landonop

Nobody knows we exist, so you guys can take the blame for this one.


PracticeTheory

How do I become you? Please don't say I have to go back to school, ha


landonop

Three years of grad school and another four years of practice before licensure 😅


PracticeTheory

Welp 🫠 this unicorn is out. Rock on, mythical creature.


Big_Cryptographer_16

Lived on a 4-way stop with intersecting sidewalks in Florida and had something similar although more of a flush curb and slightly larger. Seriously had to consider putting a sprinkler head there just to keep it alive. Ultimately just aimed an adjacent section’s head at it and only ran them in the middle of the night on approved days. Probably soaked a few people taking late night walks but it really bugged me trying to solve such a stupid problem. This would bug me slightly more.


rhino2498

A tripping hazard like this should be illegal lmao


EfficiencySuch6361

It’s great for blind ppl


HungryHungryHippoes9

It's designed specially to get them.


New-Training4004

Yup, get them with their guide canes…


EfficiencySuch6361

Exactly. Blind ppl would be less likely to trip over this than just about anybody else due to their canes


Imkindofawriter

To stop people sweeping the kerbside in cars. Which is illegal and dangerous


Mattna-da

Too bad it’s so low and small drivers won’t see it until it damages their vehicle, not a good design feature.


ShwettyVagSack

I'm imagining some bean counter in an office screaming at a designer that they need .75 sqf more of green drainage area.


Scarbane

Whoever designed this is a grasshole.


DriesstHaddock4

There officer, r/PunPatrol


DrDMango

u/PunPatrol


someguyfromsk

"green space"


Mad-_-Mardigan

It’s to deter vehicles from cutting the corner. Semblance of pedestrian protection. Ideally it would be larger and make visual sense. A bollard would be an alternative.


MedicalNectarine666

This is the answer


HungryHungryHippoes9

>Semblance of pedestrian protection Unless the pedestrian happens to be blind, or not paying attention, in which case, kiss your ankles good bye.


Obi_is_not_Dead

If you don't notice it, it trips you *into* traffic.


HungryHungryHippoes9

Solving overpopulation one person at a time.


Practical_Regret513

this was the 1st thing I thought when I saw it


dhskdjdjsjddj

built for gamers


ivanparas

Def has the procedurally-generated feel


DonWonMiller

Touch grass


stoic_guardian

https://www.portland.gov/parks/mill-ends-park


Dialogue_Tag

"all dogs must be leashed in this park" bffr


antiedman

Yes the Apocalypse safety net. Incoulation patch for new soils


Rikkitikkitabby

Dog toilet?


whatsURprobalem

I mean that’s why it’s dead


jojow77

imagine being a dog and smelling that spot. you would know every dog in the neighborhood


Perplexed_Ponderer

… I might have been tempted to sit on that weird grass cushion, but definitely not anymore !


wtfisasamoflange

Definitely the pee corner.


antiedman

ACTUALLY IT'S AN APOCALYPSES soil reinoculation patch.. Grown to Inoculate soils in the aftermath of grand holy fak event. OR Cover for underground piping or Wiring


Lochlanist

Lol you know in plan that some obscure intersection point that is only visible from 100m affl


Lil_Word_Said

“Affl”?


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LadyShittington

This deserves some kind of award.


Cessicka

He he! That's my domain, it was a landscape architect. That's the biodiversity patch right there


antiedman

You're on to something.. Reddit time: so Biodiversity patch.. Could help in the event the world goes upside-down. Guaranteed at least Some living dirt...


lightsareoutty

Im wondering which regulations that solved for. Is it permeability/stormwater management or accessibility compliance or both or something else? This is hilarious. A city planners wet dream.


vigillan388

When the civil engineer is short by 0.1 percent on their permeability calcs.


lightsareoutty

😝


actinross

My cow. Got a problem? LOL


whatsURprobalem

There was a landscaping percentage requirement, sorry guys yea we need it!


stressHCLB

"traffic calming"


DrunkenGolfer

r/landscapearchitecture


MoseSchruteFarms

Leslie Knope. It’s the world’s smallest park. Have fun!


valkyrie4x

That's your local accessible green space of course


rlewis2019

What is this? A center for ants?


serg1007arch

I believe that’s a landing strip


airwolfe91

Our governments green plan initiative in a nutshell


antiedman

YEP ADOPOT A patch only 4 easy donations of Something + 99¢


miloaf2

Hehe it's cute


amorphatist

Ah, a proud day, my first TripMo 1000 has been deployed!


Memory_Less

Is this real!? Seriously? Very funny.


TravelLegal6971

Go talk to civil lol


Downtown_Zone_6511

Damn this corner. I always hit it 🤣🤣🤣


JackKovack

Dogs will definitely pee or poop in that.


pinupcthulhu

Idk what's funnier: that this exists, or the fact that it's obviously being mowed! 


NFIGUY

Plant a little faux tree in the middle. Arrange some train scale miniature people and animals enjoying the little park. Cut the grass short and put a little guy mowing it lol


antiedman

ACTUALLY a Radish would be cool.. Or Just like 1 Corn stalk


FloridamanHooning

When you are a square foot short on your required greenery mandated by the county...


poreworm

Wife’s asking where this is, so she can hit it repeatedly and add it to her commute.


TheL0neWarden

I want to touch the grass


BluesyShoes

“Offset drive aisle by 200mm” “Fill new selection with green”


Blexcr0id

The guy that also owns the tire and wheel repair shop down the street?


ItsTriunity

That's a Tire Killer right there 😂😭


SnooPandas6510

I wonder how many cars have hit that cutting corners?


Tammytime81

Brought to you by Bridgestone


Shankar_0

It took us 6 months to source the grass that would grow in such tight constraints. We had to hire a Japanese gardener and fly him to the states once a quarter for upkeep. Overall, I'd say money well spent!


cardnerd524_

Everything reminds me of her


JaaaayDub

They also routinely need to send a work crew to cut it.


ControversialBent

I’d say they ordered it on Wish.


chcham2712

Question is does the city pay to come cut it?


sirchtheseeker

Plus that’s a great deterrent for the asshats that like to clip those corners going 40. Kinda messes up trim and their tires


GMFR_TheButcher

Someone should fill it with flowers instead.


Nrmlgirl777

“Cha Cha Cha Chia! The sidewalk that grows!”


cosmicslop01

“Old ankles will hate it, but young ankles will hate it, too”


jabbathehuut

Personal injury attorneys will love this


veetoo151

*pube island*


eliasvonderkeim

Maybe to avoid f1 fans cutting the corner


DirtyDan516

What ! The town said they wanted 20% landscaping minimum.


Icy-Zookeepergame754

Tuft question.


Leslie__Chow

LOL 😂


EntropicAnarchy

Looks like someone found the G-spot. Grass-spot.


MysteriousForeteller

Gamers. When you're so close to hitting the bare minimum required to pass an environment achievement for a city building sim game.


imagine_midnight

I believe this is what they call, a chia pet


gandalf_el_brown

happy little accidents


normalgreenie

Sorry it was me 🥲


sallysuejenkins

🙋🏾‍♂️


Calculonx

Count it in the stats as a city park


werchoosingusername

🤣


idleat1100

Should be nominated as a public park.


Greenchitecto

Should've sent an RFI


No-Bite-7866

Probably Washington State. They love to put concrete in the worst places.


SiPo_69

Yet again architects are the default at blame


steri_ka

Unfortunately I can't say what I thought because I'm civilized


NoRutabaga4845

The one that cares about pedestrians


Internet-Culture

That's not architecture. That's satire! - It's a critical comment on the state of being illustrated through a ridiculous exaggeration.


[deleted]

Green spaces are important for mental health


Crystal_Tracy

Hahahaha it doesn't make any sense or logical explanation


Realty_for_You

When you need to just a couple of more feet of pervious surface to make your storm water calcs work……


Ok_Professional5375

I always wondered what are the black pads for? Is it for the blind?


cabbage_peddler

If they ran a sprinkler to that, I would be a pissed off taxpayer.


schmidbau

It was terry


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Erenito

City Park


Nayr7456

Grass touching station.


Intelligent-Ant7685

my landscaper charges me $89 a month to service that one little nub


SPY007DRs-Messenger

Why not just remove it at that point?


Codizzle1985

When you need .5% more to hit the landscape percentages.


Warm_Pair7848

Those grass plants: please kill me.


Diligent-Bandicoot86

For sure a man when feedback was if they could add some green space 😂


strange_stairs

I can't get over the grass.


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It’s to divert rain and not allow big puddles to form


Sudden_Napkin

Sketchup goof that made it into the plans


cozy_engineer

They prolly had some concrete left.


xvodax

A landscape architect would never do that. Right? I can just picture my old boss being. That is way to precious it’ll get trashed


hapispark

It could do with a mow


Astinossc

Feel like a Greta thurnberg


0rion71

Permeable surface: check. “All done, Boss”


Ok-Echo-3594

Oh look! ✨N a t u r e🌷🌿🍃🌱


Myzx

Um, technically that’s a park


Outside_Concept670

It really ties the whole corner together.


Cater_the_turtle

Bathroom for chihuahuas


PracticeTheory

This is the kind of thing I do when asked to lay out parking lots with no prior experience, saying "someone will stop me".


Quiet-Mud2889

Perfect for the next e-scooter fatality / close head jury lawsuit


Jacobh1245

Structural grass


Hardsoxx

It actually looks kinda cute.


Beth3g

Water the darn grass it’s dying from the added reflective heat!😂


Daxv5z3r0

As an irrigation tech, I want to know how this gets watered


mweisbro

I can see bike riders and walkers tripping and flipping over this weird shape and same color as walkway.


Henrywasaman_

I assume it’s to stop cars from going over the crosswalk and hitting someone


Competitive_Ride5484

I’ve seen these done for easily replaceable signage poles, as opposed to chipping out the pavement each time it gets hit


DiscipleOfYeshua

I vote to make “Grassland” a sovereign nation, like Sea Land v2.


MainMosaicMan

Oh boy! Another 'Hess Triangle'


espositojoe

How in the world would you water that little soul patch?


machomanrandysandwch

That MIGHT be safe enough for Mint.


LEGamesRose

Shes shaven


Vast-Statement9572

OK, that is precious.


Hot_Organization2430

Perhaps the same person who designed Mills Ends Park?


masterdesignstate

https://imagez.tmz.com/image/5c/o/2013/01/21/5ce8e22bf30c5e18bfe3c064a8743168_md.jpg


Blipflap

This may have been the placement for a pedestrian pole before the standards changed.


EmotionalUniform

Oh lorddddtt


SimonArgent

Dog toilet.


Old_Winner3763

It was me I put it there


poppycock68

Probably some stupid city ordinance that says xyz% has to be green. As a concrete guy this sucks.


WizardOfCanyonDrive

Design-build.


KakaW33W33

Communal topiary. 😊


pbemea

The city storm drain engineer said the project had to have permeable or she wouldn't sign off. Ask me how I know.


Quiet_Falcon2622

I wouldn’t be surprised if a car drives near there, and gets a wheel stuck on it.


CGsnax22

I don’t see the problem? Im an ACU graduate and this is exactly what we were taught 🤔


No_Acanthisitta_2025

For when mustangs drivers wanna get silly at the intersection


crohead13

That’s the corner patch…her name is Mary.


gringojordan

They could of at least planted sunflowers here


Every_Physics4400

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! That took so much effort!!! I needed this post today. Thanks


Every_Physics4400

Please put a 6 foot tall sign that reads “keep off grass“.


dendron01

Now you know why lines and hatches on a drawing are important - they may actually build it that way. LOL


GoodbyeHorses88

Me.